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ElFenomeno1:
Coogar,

As De-Gea nears the exit doors, how are you feeling?

Scummies getting linked to everything left, right and centre!

You know i use to really hate what you do here but with the kind of people i am finding here...well

SailorXY:
an attempt @ sarcasm is not directly proportional to funny. worse still in this case, its utterly brainless & for an 'unstiff' nigga like you to relate with it, is the actual comedy

nobody cares if you can afford 1001 stars, you'll only register eleven on the pitch & five/six on the bench - apply this simplified principle in the "equation" picture in question: now who's earned the title of Mr. Stiff?

Am not gonna reply you in the unexpected way you replied me. I hardly comment here despite how much i frequent here. I once tried relating but i discovered most guys here are too insecure and charged up keyboard warriors who can't accept a friendly jab. Sorry if i offended you. I don't want to cross your path anymore. Please continue your discussion with your pals. I'd like if you don't reply this. Have a lovely day.

SailorXY:
assume all those players are signed, how does it mean they all start together??

therein lies the unrivalled dumbness.

It appears you are too stiff to see the sarcasm in that picture. Before last season even ended we have already been linked to virtually every player on the planet, if we were to go with all these "money for the papers" linking, Man u would field a team of virtually everyone out there with probably the whole old trafford seats forming the bench

All these little children.... i won't blame u for calling black face upcoming.. u r barely 10 years old

AdeLaNa1:
I cant believe some United fans re still defending Evans.....
If it was left to me, the mumu would be lucky to get into Leeds United reserve team. After such a monumental disgrace last season, i'm surprised he hasn't hung up his boots and announced his retirement already.

i feel like cutting someone with a machete....to actually defend evans who was clearly the worst united player of last season is to offend our sensibilities. I don't care about any stupid stats you'd want to bring, Evans that we all now know is a player who is so uncomfortable with the ball, always allows defenders close him down when not under pressure and then makes an awful pass to DeGea....Poor boy. Who wouldn't run away from a club when you have players like calamity Evans, charging bull Jones in the defence.

I remember telling you this... glad you listened and to all those trying to pull him down by posting their links, you should all be ashamed of yourselves... this guy spent hours daily online to garner organic traffic and see the reception and you want to now claim Micheal Jackson untop him Sunny Ade..... yeye ppl... dats y ull sing, rap 10 years no recognition

I remember telling you this... glad you listened and to all those trying to pull him down by posting their links, you should all be ashamed of yourselves... this guy spent hours daily online to garner organic traffic and see the reception and you want to now claim Micheal Jackson untop him Sunny Ade..... yeye ppl... dats y ull sing, rap 10 years no recognition

It's a shame that majority of you are trading blames and many are blaming lack of education. The problem with Africans as some of you spotted is Africans. We are not willing to do anything about the situation we find ourselves. In developed nations, it is People who have built a name for themselves that go into politics but in Nigeria, it is never-do-wells and rogues that go into politics and then we the gullible masses praise and call them roll models and saviors. Youths wake up from your slumber, get skills and change your world today. Africa is ripe for change, let us start now please...... we can't trade blames for ever, we asked for change but that change is not in Buhari's but in us. It's time we grew skills, put them use and be determined to change Nigeria with those skills

What's more appalling about what these thieves of the common mans dreams are earning is that legislators in the west don't earn anything close to what they all earn annually. I wonder what justification they have if other nations with a better GDP, superior economy and higher standard of living pay their legislators lesser. Its more saddening for Nigeria because everyone who sees this become depressed and see making this kind of money as a do-or-die affair. If we are going to take armed robbers, ritualists', car snatchers, pick pockets and all forms of social vices of the street, we must begin by cutting these senators to size, enough is enough!

May God never let me subject my self to the shenanigans of these fraudsters in the name of GNLD.

Nigerian youths are really suffering. It's time you guys sit up and stop chasing white elephant, 200,000 a month jobs. If i am an employer paying that amount, i would be very thorough and prudent in the selection process. I can't have people with no skills, only basic theoretical knowledge infused by our prehistoric schools running my business. i'll close up shop in a week! It's time youth's sit up and develop genuine skills that employers will be desperately scouring for. The world has changed and only the wise, not the university overly educated survives.

Some of you are ultra stupid. When you are taking a group picture by a photographer, how does he arrange the tall and the short ones?

Hello Fellow Importers, i want to help out with promotion of your Gadget products for free.

Please mods delete this post if am in the wrong path

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You can check us up on [url]Brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url]. Now to what i am here for.

Back in early 2014, i created a page on Facebook which i named ACE Gadgets. The page was created to promote my importation of gadget business with special focus on tablets. But i had hardly started when another lucrative business which i now run came calling. I abandoned the page and didn't post anything after the very first post. Over that time, i noticed the page has been receiving views and likes from various places and i decided instead of abandoning something with such potentials i could help other businesses with it. It is not news that older pages command some respect on Facebook and i could use that to peoples advantage. I have decided to help others reach their marketing targets for free while keeping the page busy. I concluded that since i am now fully in the social media promotion business, i could use my skills to reinvent the page and promote it more than i have ever done to give new page views and more likes. But i needed motivation of constant activity on the page and that is why i am here today. I am offering free promotional activity for people who deal on Gadgets on my page. For marketers who are looking for an extra help in their promotional strategies on Social Media, i will be your social media marketer at no charge. It is free. All you have to do is provide me with:

The complete well highlighted Specifications of Your Gadget
Images of it that i will post on the page.
Your business name if you have one and possibly a message to entice visitors (Please keep it short)
Any link to your sales page

If you are wondering why anybody will care to be so helpful for free please visit [url]Brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url] where i and my team train people on Skills development they can offer to make money on Fiverr.com and other freelance sites as well as help small businesses grow through professional Social Media Promotion. When you finish perusing through the website, you will understand what i and my company stand for.

Check the Page here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/ACE-Gadgets/235252073329713

To contact me:
Phone or chat me up with my phone: 07066564342
BBM pin:560762A9
Add me up on Facebook as Asemota Joseph.
You can follow on twitter as well @joeacenaija

Let me reiterate that i am not taking anything from you. I want to help you reach your marketing goals while keeping an old, almost forgotten page busy.

Hello Nairalanders,

My name is Joseph Asemota. I am a Social Media Business Manager and Small Business Skills trainer with [url]brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url] Brilliantlightsmedia is an innovative company based in Ikeja with focus on helping businesses grow through Professional Social Media Promotion and Training individuals from all walks of life on new in demand skills they can offer on the market place.

You can check us up on [url]Brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url]. Now to what i am here for.

Back in early 2014, i created a page on Facebook which i named ACE Gadgets. The page was created to promote my importation of gadget business with special focus on tablets. But i had hardly started when another lucrative business which i now run came calling. I abandoned the page and didn't post anything after the very first post. Over that time, i noticed the page has been receiving views and likes from various places and i decided instead of abandoning something with such potentials i could help other businesses with it. It is not news that older pages command some respect on Facebook and i could use that to peoples advantage. I have decided to help others reach their marketing targets for free while keeping the page busy. I concluded that since i am now fully in the social media promotion business, i could use my skills to reinvent the page and promote it more than i have ever done to give new page views and more likes. But i needed motivation of constant activity on the page and that is why i am here today. I am offering free promotional activity for people who deal on Gadgets on my page. For marketers who are looking for an extra help in their promotional strategies on Social Media, i will be your social media marketer at no charge. It is free. All you have to do is provide me with:

The complete well highlighted Specifications of Your Gadget
Images of it that i will post on the page.
Your business name if you have one and possibly a message to entice visitors (Please keep it short)
Any link to your sales page

If you are wondering why anybody will care to be so helpful for free please visit [url]Brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url] where i and my team train people on Skills development they can offer to make money on Fiverr.com and other freelance sites as well as help small businesses grow through professional Social Media Promotion. When you finish perusing through the website, you will understand what i and my company stand for.

Check the Page here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/ACE-Gadgets/235252073329713

To contact me:
Phone or chat me up with my phone: 07066564342
BBM pin:560762A9
Add me up on Facebook as Asemota Joseph.
You can follow on twitter as well @joeacenaija

Let me reiterate that i am not taking anything from you. I want to help you reach your marketing goals while keeping an old, almost forgotten page busy.

Good day Importers,

My name is Joseph Asemota, Social Media Manager and Fiverr Business Skill Trainer at [url]brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url]. A place where you can learn new skills you can offer on Fiverr.com and other freelance sites to make money from Nigeria today.

I am not here about the website, if you want to know anything about it, you can follow the link.

I am here for another reason. Back in early 2014, i opened a Facebook page called ACE gadgets where i hoped to advertise some of my imported products. I was into importation of gadgets with special focus on tablets and i was just starting up with promotion on facebook, business seemed to be moving fine but after a while i dropped it due to the crash in value of the Naira, ever since the page has been dormant but it still keeps getting views on a daily basis as well as likes once in a while but it is just lying fallow there with no new updates.

I have decided in the spirit of freewill and love to help people promote on the page while i work on promoting the page itself. If i begin to get new content on the page, i would be motivated to start using my online promotional skill set to generate new views from Nigeria for your product and drive traffic to your website or blog if you have set up one for your promotion. It is free and i am doing it because i derive pleasure in helping people and what better way to help people who don't have the energy and time for promotion than to do it for them. You can check out the page Ace Gadgets on Facebook @ [url]facebook.com/pages/ACE-Gadgets/235252073329713?ref=tn_tnmn[/url] and monitor it to see if i keep to my words. if you are interested provide the following:

Images of your phone, tablets or PC's.
Complete understandable specifications description.
If you have already set up a website or blog, provide the link.
Please provide your contact details for buyers to reach you
If you want to attach price as well, also provide that.

What will i do? I will post on the page twice daily for a week and i will do it all for free. I am not interested in monetary gain, i just want to have the page busy in preparation for my return to the importation business in the near future.

Hello Nairalanders,

My name is Joseph Asemota. I am a Social Media Business Manager and Small Business Skills trainer with [url]brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url] Brilliantlightsmedia is an innovative company based in Ikeja with focus on helping businesses grow through Professional Social Media Promotion and Training individuals from all walks of life on new in demand skills they can offer on the market place.

You can check us up on [url]Brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url]. Now to what i am here for.

Back in early 2014, i created a page on Facebook which i named ACE Gadgets. The page was created to promote my importation of gadget business with special focus on tablets. But i had hardly started when another lucrative business which i now run came calling. I abandoned the page and didn't post anything after the very first post. Over that time, i noticed the page has been receiving views and likes from various places and i decided instead of abandoning something with such potentials i could help other businesses with it. It is not news that older pages command some respect on Facebook and i could use that to peoples advantage. I have decided to help others reach their marketing targets for free while keeping the page busy. I concluded that since i am now fully in the social media promotion business, i could use my skills to reinvent the page and promote it more than i have ever done to give new page views and more likes. But i needed motivation of constant activity on the page and that is why i am here today. I am offering free promotional activity for people who deal on Gadgets on my page. For marketers who are looking for an extra help in their promotional strategies on Social Media, i will be your social media marketer at no charge. It is free. All you have to do is provide me with:

The complete well highlighted Specifications of Your Gadget
Images of it that i will post on the page.
Your business name if you have one and possibly a message to entice visitors (Please keep it short)
Any link to your sales page

If you are wondering why anybody will care to be so helpful for free please visit [url]Brilliantlightsmedia.com[/url] where i and my team train people on Skills development they can offer to make money on Fiverr.com and other freelance sites as well as help small businesses grow through professional Social Media Promotion. When you finish perusing through the website, you will understand what i and my company stand for.

Check the Page here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/ACE-Gadgets/235252073329713

To contact me:
Phone or chat me up with my phone: 07066564342
BBM pin:560762A9
Add me up on Facebook as Asemota Joseph.
You can follow on twitter as well @joeacenaija

Let me reiterate that i am not taking anything from you. I want to help you reach your marketing goals while keeping an old, almost forgotten page busy.

echobee:
Dont judge a book by its cover

really? are you not already judging a book by its cover? The dude is right in every sense. If he see's the dude that way. you cannot then force him to see otherwise. Every human has his own perspective to a single matter. And for the whining low lifer, how can someone who hopes to reach out to a long lost ex and her kids and who he believes from word of mouth or gossip are his, be posting pics of that poor looking background??

if you ever encountered a rich dude, you'd know they are very watchful of the kind of things they do in public, one of which is pictures they post online. When was the last time you saw a Dangote, an Otedola or a Jim Ovia pic on a background that looks so impoverished. If this guy has made a name for himself, he would watch his image portrayal and be very conscious of it. In all sincerity, would you allow your daughter back in the hands of a man looking like this? Lets be frank. The dude is still broke, is doing nothing about it, hence doesn't bother about his image.

ifyan:
There 1 good thing about you be it positive or negative is you are a good ANALYSER plus pure constructive criticism.

Bro I am really envying you.

Keep the good work up.

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Some of you are not just wise or choose to delude yourselves in your drunken state of self denial. Is it the same barcanista who couldn't read the signs that PDP was heading for a disgraceful loss at the presidential polls that you say is a good analyser? The same person who in the company of his drunken keyboard warriors litter this forum with their wayward and biased analysis?. I really shake my head for the opposition. I was in church today and what Pastor Tunde bakare said about buhari made me believe in four years time people like barcanista and his gang of clueless pretenders would decamp just like they did last time- The true nairaland representation of what politicians were under PDP. jumping ship for their own stomach.

Make una dey argue here...see what your mate did in the UCL this season.

Barca this season defeated: Cyprus Champions, Dutch Champions, English Champions, French Champions, German Champions, Italian Champions.

Well deserved Champions League winners

charlesucheh:
check! I've also acknowledged him. NB: wasn't looking at her tighs, Was bordered bothered about her being so Uncomfortable as she folded crossed her legs all through, while her counterpart seemed relaxed.

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I once had a friend who asked me why it was difficult for him to get girls to like him on and offline? ... i couldn't tell him the truth, cuz i was too scared to hurt him. The day he wad told, he assumed i was being wicked by concealing something a good friend should have said. Since then i have taken it as a responsibility to help people, most especially guys work on their vocabulary, to sound and write better. Girls don't dig guys with a bad command of English language. I am no expert myself but the little i know is enough to blend in with.