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gommex:
I can smell paracetamol here

smh for them. Gbogbo awon scammers. God dey.

MoyoGENERAL:
he he he...
thanoski, thanoski, thanoskium!!!(In Old man's voice, how many times did I call you?)
guy!!! wetin you still dey find#
Okay make I quench your thirst:

Pay Range: 450-650k per month
Upfront of 3.5million per year
3months training in Houston, 3 months in SA.
after 2yrs training, monthly pay shoot up to 750k/month
with other sumptuous packages...

# feel free to ADD yours#
lwkmd


abeg na play, I dey play oooo!!!lollll

Wishing everyone the bEST come 2015!
It can only get better guys!

Guy stop that kind play na. I go report you give Principal oo. Oginikwaa??

hardworkpays:
Description


Role Summary/Purpose Grow Your Career with GE
We may not have a specific job for you today, but are interested in your expertise for tomorrow. We're looking for experienced people, and we offer opportunities around the globe in Technical, Commercial & Business Development positions.

GE is a world leader in advanced technologies and services with 43,000 employees in more than 100 countries supporting customers across the industry. Essential Responsibilities Preferred background:

Commercial
Business Development
Mechanical & Electrical Engineering
Healthcare Sales
Power & Water
Sales & Project Finance Qualifications/Requirements Experienced:
• Minimum of a Bachelor's Degree from an accredited University - Academic excellence - (Top 25 %-3.0 out of 4.0 CGPA)
• Minimum of 8 years relevant experience in the above listed background
• English language fluency (oral and written)
• Role will be based in the Northern areas of Nigeria, successful candidate must be able to converse fluently in the local language
• Experience in in any of the following - Sales, Commercial, Marketing, Mechanical or Electrical Engineering/Field Service experience
• Ability and willingness to be based in the North
• 8 years working experience in related industry preferred in sales and commercial operations
• A valid NYSC discharge or exemption certificate will be required.
• Must have valid authorization to work full-time without any restriction in Nigeria

Entry:
• Minimum of a Bachelor's Degree from an accredited University - Academic excellence - (Top 25 %-3.0 out of 4.0 CGPA)
• Maximum of 2 years relevant experience in the above listed background
• English language fluency (oral and written)
• Role will be based in the Northern areas of Nigeria, successful candidate must be able to converse fluently in the local language
• Demonstrated interest/experience in in any of the following - Sales, Commercial, Marketing, Mechanical or Electrical Engineering/Field Service experience
• Ability and willingness to be based in the North
• A valid NYSC discharge or exemption certificate will be required.
• Must have valid authorization to work full-time without any restriction in Nigeria Desired Characteristics • Strong oral and written communication skills
• Strong interpersonal and leadership skills
• Strong analytical and problem solving skills
• Able to coordinate many tasks concurrently
• Global mindset
• Work experience in the areas of Commercial, Sales, and Marketing
• Multiple industry experience

APPLY AT: www.hireanigerian.com

8 Years Experience? Kilode?

mynairatime:
The pretty queens, the naturals are in the streets. You see them early in the morning when they just wake to fetch water yet you see icons of beauty. Many of them don't even use make up because they can't afford to buy one yet you see symbols of beauty. Imagine, this poor girls walk kms looking so dirty yet there is shadow of beauty. I konw some who don't even cream their bodies but their skins are like that of a new born baby. I wonder how much can these streets girls afford to do their hair, i still wonder how could these poor girls remain beautiful with their loose hair. well, i concluded it seems there is glory in poverty. THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE THE UNKNOWN

Really?? That's no one's business. Beauty plus the wealth is as enticing as ****

Slonge2:
give me any of them, i will accept her wholeheartedly..

Ashawo Oshi!!

Slonge2:
give me any of them, i will accept her wholeheartedly..

Ashawo Oshi!!

Slonge2:
give me any of them, i will accept her wholeheartedly..

Ashawo Oshi!!

davien:
Learn from example....

Before nko??

TheIndustrialist:
It all started after God ,creating all that he called "good" ,still went ahead to plant a GOOD "tree of knowledge of good and evil " in the creation he made and told man not to eat of it or he would die...You know he would die ,yet you planted it there.

You allowed Satan into all you called good and by the way ,where was God when Adam and Eve were eating the fruit ?
Isn't he omnipotent ?
Now he killed himself for himself


I seriously don't know who to blame ; God ,Satan or Man.

My guy, your head is thinking well oo. My people used to say 'If it tastes like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit, looks like shit, it probably is SHIT!'

MzNelly:
Why should a woman pray over a man? It's wrong!

Doesn't it do anything to your....ego?

So a woman is to live her life trying to masturbate a man's feeble ego? smh. You're bigger than that I know.

MzNelly:
Jesus is NOT God.

And women are not to speak in church; because they are not expected to Lord it over a man. They are, afterall, the weaker vessel.

Weaker? Maybe physically. Does that give support to the misogynistic approach that women should not speak in church?. ThankGod churches proudly disobey that part.

Haywhymido:
Na today We go dey tell dem.

We go continue oo.. we nor go taya!

Haywhymido:
Na today We go dey tell dem.

We go continue oo.. we nor go taya!

naijareferee:
ok... we don hear

Who be 'we'?? Una many inside that body?

naijareferee:
ok... we don hear

Who be 'we'?? Una many inside that body?

I understand how 1+1 = 1
But how 2+2 = 5 is the faith I cannot accept!.
I understand how 2 people can become one in love but how 3 entities will claim to be 1 is a faith I cannot accept.

They say 1+1+1=1. Or the Smarter ones say 1×1×1= 1.
These stories and rebranded myths of multiple gods in one have been around for too long. Also, myths of the deification of men after death dates even far back than Sango in Yoruba Mythology.

They tell you that 'God Y sent God Z to die for mankind so that man can be redeemed'. The first question a rational mind should ask is "Why does a God need death/blood before he can forgive his feeble creations?' Couldn't he simply forgive, just the way nice people do without demanding blood?

Now a summary of many a preaching is this: God sent Jesus to die for us so that we might not perish (in the hell that he created). Jesus' blood was offered as a sweet smelling sacrifice to God (of course, not to the devil) to make God forgive us. And then also, Jesus is one and same with God.
The above, to many adherents of the faith, makes sense.
I'd explain to you why this is worse than accepting that 2+2=5, as soon as I'm back from the market.

I'm back from the market and I'd rephrase the above summary of what many preach. It goes thus:

First, since Jesus=God, we substitute the word 'Jesus' for God in the summary making it read as follows:

God sent God to die for us so that we might not perish (in the hell that God created). God's blood was offered as a sweet smelling sacrifice to God (of course, not to the devil) to make God forgive us.

Does the above still make sense to you?

Another analogy of the above is this: A father is angry at his children, so he makes his children's playmates kill him. Then he takes his blood, and offers it to himself as a sacrifice, so that he is now able to forgive his children and not burn them for eternity in a celestial oven.

Does the above still make sense?
Is 2+2=5 ??
Well, adherents might choose to accept the above by faith. I have one question for you.

"At what point does blind belief stop? Is it when they now tell you that it's no more 2+2=5 that it's 2+2= $500 ??

Because, as long as you can believe one bullshit because it's written in a book ( a book gathered from different ancient scrolls, passed through the hands of politicians worse than Abacha, and says in one of it's verses that 'Women should not speak in church') then you can believe anything that jet-flying charlatans bring to the pulpit.

My say: Re-examine your beliefs, demand for extraordinary evidence when shown extraordinary claims, don't accept that 2+2=5!!