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Literature / The Achuba Collector Horror/mystery by joeblac07(m): 8:21pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
“… I do not ask for your mercy. I ask that you give us a fighting chance, a chance to survive, just as that Achuba gave you when he threw you into the well.” You say, stuttering on in fear. ********* Your surname is Achuba. You get a friend request from a Chuka Basill on facebook. As usual, you check out the requester’s profile. No profile picture… No posts… 49 friends. The creepy thing about this Chuka Basill’s profile is that his 49 friends all bear the same surname as you. The very same surname. Achuba. You accept the friend request right after screen-grabbing the page and telling your older sister about it. On the 1st of March 2015, he makes his first post. You read on until you have to click on the blue ‘…Continue reading’ prompt. The post is about a young boy that gets thrown in a well right after his parents were brutally murdered by someone who was called by your surname ‘Achuba’. He was barely nine years old at this time. He survived it and exactly 17 years later, he… It is at this point that you have to click on the ‘continue reading’ prompt. The story seems very familiar to you- Like something you’ve come across in the papers. You want to know what happens to this boy seventeen years later. All the alarm bells go off in your head but your curiosity gets the better of you. You click ‘continue reading’. Then everything goes black. You are sucked right into your phone’s screen. It’s dark and there’s nothing under your feet. You’re falling- very fast. You’re falling through space. You’re now in a tunnel, still dark, but you can feel its rough surface bruise you tender skin as you go down. Your feet hit solid ground. You stumble over and puke. A severed head rolls to your feet. It is still fresh and spurting blood from his severed vessels. You look and realize that there are heavy chains on your hands and legs. The ground under you is moving forward. There are a few dozen other people in your front, all in a straight line and held by chains too. You watch as a large scary man slashes the head of the first on the line. His severed head rolls along and stops three people away from you. The ground under you moves forward- Closer to the large scary man. It’s now eleven people away from your turn. You try to understand the situation. You count the severed heads on the floor and the number of people in front of you. 49. Forty Nine heads. Forty nine facebook friends of Chuka Basill. The facebook post of Chuka Basill replays in your head, the paper you read many years ago replays in your head… and a dim bulb lights up in your head. There’s some hope. You make a shabby plan. “Chuka Basill!!” You shout. The ground stops moving and the ensuing silence is deafening. The large scary man pauses and turns to look at you. You forget your plan. You have to say something, anything to keep him from slaughtering on. “I know what they did to you. What happened to you… and your parents. Continue Reading here... http://thedarknotes.com/2015/03/11/the-achuba-collector/
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Education / Re: Some Interesting Facts About The World. by joeblac07(m): 11:31pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
bsjay:SMH. Did you come here to find the laws of God?? 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Some Interesting Facts About The World. by joeblac07(m): 11:27pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Minet16:Hi, from the Biblical account of earth's creation to Adams creation is 5 days. So a total of still about 6000 years. Compared to what science posits which is in billions of years. smh for u. 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 10:53am On Jan 03, 2015 |
mynairatime:Finally! 1 Like |
Education / Re: Some Interesting Facts About The World. by joeblac07(m): 8:54am On Jan 03, 2015 |
13. The Earth is 4.56 billion years old the same age as the Moon and the Sun. The holy book of Christians say otherwise. The Bible posits that the earth is about 6,000 years old. So are you gonna believe what the Bible says by faith or are you gonna belief what science has proved so clearly, by evidence. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: Some Interesting Facts About The World. by joeblac07(m): 8:49am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Sile12:The poster didn't claim it was original. smh for you. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: World Shortest Jokes! by joeblac07(m): 8:15am On Jan 03, 2015 |
tmanis:Lmao!! |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 8:03am On Jan 03, 2015 |
mynairatime:Good for you. Just try to apply what you read practically. It would improve you. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
mynairatime:I don't even have pity to offer you. I think you need to relax.. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 8:16pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
mynairatime:Continue stroking your ego. Olodo! |
Religion / Re: 2 + 2 = 5 This Is The Faith I Cannot Accept. by joeblac07(m): 8:05pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
tartar9:smh. The King's invisible cloth! |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 8:01pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
mynairatime:Lol @ c-wire. Self acclaimed intelligence. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 7:58pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
2undexy:I do. |
Jokes Etc / Re: World Shortest Jokes! by joeblac07(m): 7:49pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: World Shortest Jokes! by joeblac07(m): 7:46pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Vivly:Well, that's the version you saw which in my opinion is crazier! Two yoruba woman. Ko possible! |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 7:39pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
mynairatime:I think you should ask him. A dictionary will make you less of a di*k. 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 7:38pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
2undexy:You're pathetic! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2014 by joeblac07(m): 9:22am On Jan 02, 2015 |
KillerBeauty:Your signature tho!! smh. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 9:18am On Jan 02, 2015 |
mynairatime:smh for you. You do not even have a dictionary in the first place. Meanwhile, get a life. |
Jokes Etc / World Shortest Jokes! by joeblac07(m): 8:28am On Jan 02, 2015 |
Two women sat together, quietly. If you're smart and get the above, drop your own short jokes! ! Chao.. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 8:10am On Jan 02, 2015 |
2undexy:smh. Be there giving your broke ass hope. Better get to work and make good money for your poor family. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 8:06am On Jan 02, 2015 |
mynairatime:Sorry, I don't do insults. You're not even worth that. smh for you. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 6:25pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
mynairatime:Good, at least you have TV to watch. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 5:10pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
mynairatime: Does it occur to you that there are rich people that are healthy, content and happy?? Do u think Bill Gates is not content? |
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by joeblac07(m): 9:15am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Warlord3000:How does that work? What's the 411? |
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by joeblac07(m): 9:06am On Jan 01, 2015 |
udysweet:This is the number for my data provider. He's trustworthy. 0708 323 5848. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 8:36am On Jan 01, 2015 |
mynairatime:Be patting yourself on the head and masturbating your ego there. Just because you're poor, you think all rich people don't have peace. smh. See both the rich and the poor suffer.. and still both of them enjoy. I'd rather remain rich and suffer than be like you and suffer. |
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by joeblac07(m): 2:45am On Jan 01, 2015 |
I'm new here. Can I get a welcome, a 'what we really do here' and urrmm, maybe, a cup of steaming coffee. Thank you. |
Celebrities / Re: Battles Of The Billionaires!!who Is Prettier? Adenuga Or Da Ngote's Daughter? by joeblac07(m): 1:48am On Jan 01, 2015 |
mynairatime: Riches destroy inner beauty?? How can that be?? OMG!.. Well, I guess people will hate on the things they have not.. smh for your broke ass. |
Family / Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by joeblac07(m): 1:15am On Jan 01, 2015 |
EfemenaXY:LMAO... That cracked me up. Meanwhile, I have very good handcuffs just incase the one they used to chain you to the kitchen sink gets weak. |
Family / Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by joeblac07(m): 1:04am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Bootybuttchic: God give you brain?? smh!! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mannic Entry Level Vacancy by joeblac07(m): 12:50am On Jan 01, 2015 |
gommex:smh for them. Gbogbo awon scammers. God dey. |
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