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Politics / Re: APC Sweeps Kwara Local Government Polls by joeyswift(m): 9:41am On Sep 22
Suffer never tire Nigerians. More Ebin pawa is coming
Politics / Re: Bandits Raid Katsina Hospital, Kidnap 4 Women by joeyswift(m): 2:17pm On Sep 13
These ones are konji bandits
Politics / Re: PMS: NNPCL Should Revert To Old Price, Allow Dangote To Operate – Ishaq Akintola by joeyswift(m): 7:57am On Sep 07
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked

This is the first time I'll be seeing Ishaq MURIC saying something pleasant to the ear.

May God be praised
Hunger has let to the reset of his head. Nigerians need hunger to reset our head. For the first time he is not talking about Christians, because it ia his kinsman and religious brother that is the president. Na when you chop belle full you fit be religious bigot.

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Politics / Re: Voting Tinubu, One Of My Regrets In over 50 years of my life - Dipo Bello by joeyswift(m): 5:23pm On Aug 21
We will not take this wailing and lamentation. BAT is the best thing to happen to Nigeria since after bread and akara

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Launches Biggest Drone Attack On Russian Airfields by joeyswift(m): 4:08pm On Aug 15
The hunter has become the hunted

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Politics / Re: Protesters Storm Kano Streets With Russian Flags by joeyswift(m): 7:47am On Aug 04
Why didn't they wave saudi Arabia's flag?

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Sports / Re: 2024 Olympics: Photos Of The USA Table Tennis Team That Beat China by joeyswift(m): 3:48pm On Aug 03
All I see is China defeating china
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Advocating Violent Protest In Plateau State by joeyswift(m): 11:02am On Jul 29
Aci uwarshi
Travel / Re: 8 Children Returning From Graduation Ceremony Escape Death In Kogi (Photos) by joeyswift(m): 3:48pm On Jul 26
Miracle working God. I pity who no believe in God

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Sports / Re: Gareth Southgate Lookalike Police Officer Serenaded By England Fans by joeyswift(m): 4:16pm On Jul 12
Na like this dem go do, Spain go knack dem for final

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Religion / Re: Vitus Nnadi: A Catholic Priest Artist Shows Off His Talents (video) by joeyswift(m): 8:46am On Jun 30
This is commendable.

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Politics / Re: ‘General Asabuja’ Declared Wanted By Police In Rivers State by joeyswift(m): 2:37pm On Jun 27
How do people in Rivers state survive? from militancy to cultism.

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Travel / Re: How A Nigerian Man Lost His Leg To Accident On His Way To See His New Baby by joeyswift(m): 1:40pm On Jun 27
Sometime you see some people in car being silent when the driver is recklessly driving or the okada man carrying them is riding like he is on drugs, yet they won't muster a word. I always laugh at them because they are playing with their life.
Culture / Re: Ado Bayero Hoists Flag At Nassarawa Mini Palace by joeyswift(m): 1:33pm On Jun 27
Flag goes up and down doesn't change the fact that people are shouting ebin pawa

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man With Human Skull In Ogun by joeyswift(m): 1:14pm On Jun 25
I see no difference between the man and the corpse
Politics / Re: Oyebanji Flags Off Fifth Edition Of Palliatives Distribution To Ekiti Reside by joeyswift(m): 2:46pm On Jun 14
Ebin pawa oooo. Abeg these governors should remember people on nairaland.

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Politics / Re: Benjamin Obaseki, Others Resign From PDP In Edo by joeyswift(m): 8:19pm On Jun 13
Nigerian politics is not about your belief. It is about anywhere belle face.
Politics / Re: Sallah: Ado Bayero invites district heads to Durbar amid emirship tussle by joeyswift(m): 5:46pm On Jun 11
Game of thrones season 4. The Targaryean king is mot relenting.
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Five Largest Sectors In 2003, 2013 & 2023 -- Statisense by joeyswift(m): 5:45am On Jun 09
Science and tech needs to breathe. Abeg where our engineers and scientists wey never fit discover or even create anything,but will gladly put Engr, Dr,scientist in front of their name. Pharmacist wey never discover any new molecule or plant to cure anything.

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Family / Re: 'Bring A Husband Home,’ Gov Adeleke Tells 28-Year-Old Daughter by joeyswift(m): 5:41am On Jun 09
If she is truly a wife material, she doesn't have to bring a husband home, it is a husband that will follow her home to see you.

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Crime / Re: Neighbour Kills Mother Of Eight-Months Old Twins Over Solar Light Debt by joeyswift(m): 11:54am On Jun 06
This is what the hardship in Nigeria is turning people into. Aboki okada rider will stab someone to death because of 50 naira change.
Politics / Re: Dave Umahi Walks Out On Journalists At Scheduled Media Briefing by joeyswift(m): 6:16pm On May 28
What should we now do?
Politics / Re: Kano Emirates: Northern Lawyers Give Gov Yusuf 48 Hours Ultimatum by joeyswift(m): 4:04pm On May 28
This Game of thrones will surely exceed season 8 because we are yet to see more drama.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Masquerade Who Flogged A Nurse In Nsukka, Enugu by joeyswift(m): 12:06pm On May 23
The spirits can be arrested physically. Fear not for you can still arrest them spiritually using the name of Jesus.

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Politics / Re: Cross River House Of Assembly Speaker, Ayambem Impeached by joeyswift(m): 1:34pm On May 22
How I wish this was how our politicians will impeach hunger out of Nigerian so that people won't cry ebin pawa again.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students In Teesside University Ordered To Leave UK by joeyswift(m): 1:18pm On May 22
Let them return to Nigeria. Tinubu has transformed Nigeria into a first world country. ABU is better than Oxford. Uniben is better than Yale. Unilag is better than Princeton.

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Crime / Re: Kwara: Doctor, Nurses Detained Over Missing Placenta, Umbilical Cord by joeyswift(m): 6:44am On May 18
Nigerian hospital workers and unprofessionalism are 5 & 6

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Romance / Re: ‘Real Man Doesn’t Allow His Partner To Have Male Bestie’ – Actor Nedu by joeyswift(m): 1:01pm On May 14
Man and woman doing bestie is like bringing iron and magnet together.

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Celebrities / Re: Doja Cat Goes Shopping In A Bed Sheet Almost Got Naked by joeyswift(m): 12:28pm On May 08
There is a wind of insanity blowing in the delusional world of celebrities. From mr n mrs Kanye west to doja cat. This is the first phase of the world breeding zombies.

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Business / Re: Five Charges Nigerians Pay For Electronic Transactions by joeyswift(m): 1:57pm On May 07
APC supporters will not charged a dime. This changes applies to obidients

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Food / Re: How Do You Eat Your Mango? (Photos) by joeyswift(m): 4:37pm On Apr 03
Anybody who eats mango like the 9th frame, potentially has a killer's gene

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