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Celebrities / Re: Doja Cat Goes Shopping In A Bed Sheet Almost Got Naked by joeyswift(m): 12:28pm On May 08
There is a wind of insanity blowing in the delusional world of celebrities. From mr n mrs Kanye west to doja cat. This is the first phase of the world breeding zombies.

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Business / Re: Five Charges Nigerians Pay For Electronic Transactions by joeyswift(m): 1:57pm On May 07
APC supporters will not charged a dime. This changes applies to obidients

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Food / Re: How Do You Eat Your Mango? (Photos) by joeyswift(m): 4:37pm On Apr 03
Anybody who eats mango like the 9th frame, potentially has a killer's gene

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Sports / Re: I Am Not Happy With The Result - Micha, Equatorial Guinea Coach by joeyswift(m): 8:22am On Jan 15
Now this is an ambitious coach,not like that rubbish Peseiro who is satisfied with the result. Mediocrity.

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Politics / Re: Gov. Nwifuru Buys SUVs For All Doctors In Ebonyi General Hospitals (Photos) by joeyswift(m): 11:22am On Jan 12
It is good for the doctors, but does it mean other health workers are not important? Does it mean the pharmacists,nurses, lab scientist,radiologists etc are not important? What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Every good initiative should be fair to everybody not to a sect alone.

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Sports / Re: Ghana VS Nigeria: Rate The Afcon Arrival Outfits by joeyswift(m): 11:44am On Jan 11
These Ghanaian outfit looks like that of a house boy

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Arrive Abidjan For AFCON 2023 (Video, Pictures) by joeyswift(m): 8:03am On Jan 11
This one they wore aso ebi to afcon. Please let them be reminded that they are not there to party but for business.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Senator's Aid Filmed Having Intimacy At US Senate Hearing Room by joeyswift(m): 11:21am On Dec 17, 2023
Which kind madness be this? Oyibos are on a path of self destruction.
Romance / Re: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by joeyswift(m): 5:40am On Dec 10, 2023
See her opolopolo eyes. Shebi She was in naija looking at guys less less.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel-hamas War: Ceasefire To Be Announced In Coming Hours – Hamas Official by joeyswift(m): 2:25pm On Nov 21, 2023
After receiving wotowoto, they are now begging for cease fire. So what have they achieved? After causing the the death of thousands of their countrymen.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza Hospital Patient: Hamas Should Go To Hell And Hide There ( Pics, Video) by joeyswift(m): 4:50am On Nov 17, 2023
The problem with our left wing brothers in Nigeria is that they don't think. They see it as a religious war,that is why yoruba Muslims will stage protest for Palestine. A Palestinian man is telling hamas to go and hide in hell,because they cowardly hide amongst civilians, thereby attracting military presence. What kind of religion lies like them just to get sympathy. It is wicked to hide amongst the sick and to operate below a hospital. I hope the world is seeing this? It is like using needle to prick someone and yet you that did the pricking will start crying. I trust israel,they will wipe all the terrorists out. I feel immense pity for civilian casualties, even though the same civilians were jubilating when the massacre of 7th oct was taking place. Hamas really played into isaraeli hands this time. Nigerians who don't know anything will carry Palestinian matter on their head. Yet Nigerian Muslims will accuse Christians of supporting Israel. I cannot support terrorism. My morality will not allow me.
Politics / Re: APC Leading By Over 200k Votes As INEC Adjourns Collation Of Remaining 3 Kogi LG by joeyswift(m): 4:23pm On Nov 12, 2023
Dino the noise maker can not pull upto 100,000 votes. No wonder he is doing follow follow for atiku. Wike will be laughing at him. Wike once told him to win a state election before he can talk to him.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Loses His Local Government To APC by joeyswift(m): 3:34pm On Nov 12, 2023
Wike will be laughing at Dino. Dino made enemies in high places when he publicly embraced Tambuwal at the PDP presidential primaries after the stepped doen and declared support for Atiku. Wike serving PDP hot hot.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Tanks Surround 3 Gaza Hospitals (Video, Photos) by joeyswift(m): 2:32pm On Nov 10, 2023
I remember when Gaza residents and other Muslims were jubilating after the October 7th terror attack on Israel. I felt sorry for the unarmed women,children and elderly people that were raped and maimed to death. Then Israel began an offensive on Gaza, those that were celebrating on the 7th of October began crying and protesting. Gaza residents that were jubilating started mourning and running away from their homes. Lesson here is that "do not jubilate when evil befalls your neighbour, because the evil you applaud today will grow to swallow you" . Finally nobody has the monopoly of violence. If you kill,expect to be killed.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘I Am Horrified’: UN Chief Guterres Condemns Israeli Attack On Gaza Ambulance by joeyswift(m): 1:03pm On Nov 05, 2023
What I don't understand is that. Hamas attacked innocent civilians at home. Beheaded children,raped and killed women,children and men. Most Muslim nations came out in jubilation to the atrocities Hamas commited( palestinians were also seen jubilating), other nations were quiet. Israel adopted the strategy of "the best way to defend is to attack", suddenly most Muslim nations and other nations are crying foul. I remember Eminem's lyrics when he said you don't go around fire expecting not to sweat. I will end this with our popular Nigerian adage that says "trouble dey sleep yanga dey wake am"

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistan To Expel 1 Million Afghan Refugees Living There Illegally by joeyswift(m): 8:31am On Nov 02, 2023
They are both Muslim countries. Let them show each other love. Muslims rejecting Muslims.
Travel / Re: Hajj 2024: Nigeria Gets 95,000 Quota - NAHCON by joeyswift(m): 8:29am On Sep 20, 2023
Nigeria is an annoying country. With all the hundreds of thousand pilgrimage trips to Saudi and Jerusalem, what spiritual,social and economic impact has it had on the nation? We cry that there is no money,yet enriching Saudi and Israel. So called Pagan nations have respect for the sanctity of life than Nigeria that is a so called religious nation.
Politics / Re: Katsina: Tribunal Sacks 2 PDP Reps Over Forgery Of Primary School Certificates by joeyswift(m): 4:04pm On Sep 10, 2023
When we tell them go school dem no wan go school. When it is time to enjoy the dividends of education, that is when they will start forging certificates.
Politics / Re: NLC Declares Two-Day Warning Strike Over Effects Of Subsidy Removal by joeyswift(m): 1:12pm On Sep 01, 2023
delkuf:
even if they care about there own pocket, let them check mate this evil APC govt. Tinubu is very wicked
I agree with you. When money changes hands, words will change.
Politics / Re: NLC Declares Two-Day Warning Strike Over Effects Of Subsidy Removal by joeyswift(m): 12:25pm On Sep 01, 2023
Thunder fire the compromised NLC. They care about their pockets alone.

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Celebrities / Re: Gay Wedding Ceremony In Delta: Bobrisky Reacts to arrests by joeyswift(m): 11:37am On Aug 30, 2023
Even the devil will accuse a sinner in hell.

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Politics / Re: Kogi 2023: All Hands Must Be On Deck To Deliver Melaye As Governor – Adeleke by joeyswift(m): 6:25am On Aug 22, 2023
Melaye has been humbled, I remember when he used derogatory words on Oluremi Tinubu in the senate house, saying she doesn't look soft like Stella Oduah. This is the time she will use presidential power to shut him up.

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Travel / Re: American Tourist Describes Nigeria After Spending 12 Days In Lagos (Photos) by joeyswift(m): 1:42pm On Aug 03, 2023
This american is not normal, how can he say the city Tinubu developed and built is the worst place to live. Agbadorians launch attack.

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Sports / Re: Carlos Alcaraz Beats Novak Djokovic To Win Wimbledon Men's Singles Final by joeyswift(m): 10:05pm On Jul 16, 2023
femisplash:

Dey play, when he came back from injury and won grandslams back to back, overtaking Nadal, he didn't lose form but now that he was beaten he don lose form.
Re you aware that Nadal was leading Djokovic with 2 grandslams before Nadal went on injury?

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Politics / Re: You’re Pained – Femi Adesina Knocks Kukah by joeyswift(m): 11:36am On Jul 11, 2023
RECTEM:
See how a Yoruba man lacks respect for an ordained Bishop...

But fears a common Emir of Ilorin
the matter tire me. Tomorrow they will say they respect elders.
Politics / Re: You’re Pained – Femi Adesina Knocks Kukah by joeyswift(m): 11:34am On Jul 11, 2023
kettykings:
This man was one of the reasons why buhari failed. Buhari never got to know the true situation of what was going on. To him every critic was a wailing wailer and a 5 percenter.

This is exactly what Reno will do to Tinubu, he will turn every criticism into rants by Obidients and the country will never move forward.
You get. This same Adesina insulted GEJ without remorse, but he is quick to jump to the defense of his corrupt master's Govt. Why is it difficult for people to accept criticism?
Politics / Re: You’re Pained – Femi Adesina Knocks Kukah by joeyswift(m): 11:31am On Jul 11, 2023
IconicR:
All these father's will not leave politics alone, it's becoming very irritating
is the Father wrong? So they shouldn't speak the truth again?. Are you aware there is politics even in religion?
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: I Supported Tinubu, Worked Against Atiku 100% — Fayose (Video) by joeyswift(m): 11:26am On Jul 10, 2023
Atiku is responsible for his failures. Knowing that it was the turn of the south,but still went head on. I am not shocked because he surrounded himself with the likes of Dino. No wonder Gbenga Daniel ditched him.

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Education / Re: Parents, Students Cry Out As Universities Hike Fees by joeyswift(m): 2:35pm On Jun 30, 2023
Who has noticed that the level of insults on PO has drastically reduced. It is now that reality is dawning on them. Even agbado is now a luxury. The poor will not breathe.

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Celebrities / Re: Happie Boys Start Skit Making And Dancing In Cyprus (Video) by joeyswift(m): 11:53am On Jun 29, 2023
You can take the child out of the streets,but you can't take the streets out of the child.

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Education / Re: Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams by joeyswift(m): 5:37pm On Jun 27, 2023
There is nothing as sweet as knowing you passed an examination yourself. If it were to be in Nigeria,he would have done special centre exams or pay someone to write for him. That is why someone good grades cannot defend his result.

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