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Travel / Re: Lagos Receives Pelumi Nubi’s Car At The J Randle Centre by Johnjanrt: 6:47am On Apr 30
shocked
God bless and prosper Nigeria.
'Great things can be done even in small Places'. Tunde Onakoya
Let that car be placed as an artefact to inspire.

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Politics / Re: Again, Dangote Crashes Diesel, Aviation Fuel Prices To ₦‎940, ₦‎980 Respectively by Johnjanrt: 3:18pm On Apr 23
grin
Nigeria is winning.
Meanwhile Obidients together with their saviour, messiah are still searching for the school Peter Obi initiated, built and commissioned during his 8 years tenure as governor of Anambra state to win uncle Reno's 11m Naira.

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Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by Johnjanrt: 8:33pm On Apr 08
VinnyBaba:


See you.😏

In my area, One Girl was caught masturbating inside Filling Station inner room.😒

She put dat Nuzzle Abi na Hose into her Towtow and was seriously screwing herself. 😌😌😌
Damn that's crazy

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Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by Johnjanrt: 2:53pm On Apr 07
grin
"Please masturbate in your homes"
Which normal person goes to school to masturbate biko?
The white never ceases to amaze.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: The Ruling On A Woman Sleeping Alone, Apart From Her Husband, In A Separate Room by Johnjanrt: 4:19pm On Mar 15
I'm a strong advocate of this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Arsenal 0 - 6 On 4th March 2024 by Johnjanrt: 5:36pm On Mar 04
Arsenal's to lose.
Saka goal and assist loading.....
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 10 Suspected Kidnappers, ‘rescue’ 40 Victims In Taraba by Johnjanrt: 11:13am On Feb 27
angry
Ensure these enemies of human happiness and Nigeria are sufficiently dealt with. Enough!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle (4 - 1) On 24th February 2024 by Johnjanrt: 8:46pm On Feb 24
Link please

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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Johnjanrt: 11:18am On Feb 21
Faithful 300
Intelligence 500
Beauty 200
Politics / Re: Petrol Subsidy Nears N1trn Monthly, Bigger Than When Tinubu Came - Businessday by Johnjanrt: 10:35am On Feb 16
shocked
Wahala o wa oh!
There are always unintended consequences. Reasons why decisions ought to be thoroughly thought out. But no, we have too many idiots in power.

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Politics / Re: PDP Protests Omission Of Party Logo In Bassa/Jos North Bye-election by Johnjanrt: 3:26pm On Feb 01
grin
INEC using PDP to catch cruise. Thought there were earlier reports that all parties will participate in the election.
Education / Re: Shortage Of Teachers May Increase Out Of School Children In Osun – Osun NUT by Johnjanrt: 7:38am On Jan 28
cheesy
Definitely, authorities have to do more.
Food / Re: See The 100 Naira Onions I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi by Johnjanrt: 8:18pm On Jan 23
shocked
Arewa to the World.

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Sports / Re: Ghana Media Blocks Team Bus From Leaving As Players Refused To Speak To Them by Johnjanrt: 11:25am On Jan 23
grin
These aren't journalists but thugs.
'You over protecting these players'

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Politics / Re: NSCIA Laments Current Economic Challenges by Johnjanrt: 12:12pm On Jan 22
cool
Well on point.
More concerns need be raised.
But will the problem go away?
Some choices carry with them, unintended consequences.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Attacked In His House In Lagos (Photos, Video) by Johnjanrt: 10:06am On Jan 22
grin
Ntoto!
E reach this one turn to collect. Baba humble small
Family / Re: Here Are A Few Security Tips In The Light Of The Security Challenge In Nigeria by Johnjanrt: 5:47pm On Jan 21
AllahOfBlood:
cheesy

Nava take ashawooo home rather use a nearby hotel

Avoid nairaland evening newspaper, the likes of jennyclay

Don't feed an hungry Nigeria girl

Avoid every aboki and skull miners from the waste states.


Brethren look out and stay safe out there
Ban dey hungry this one 😂😁
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (5 - 0) On 20th January 2024 by Johnjanrt: 3:59pm On Jan 20
Kinzo0917:



COYG

Palace no be our mate

Na chelsea and man u dem fit do gragra
Sure
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (5 - 0) On 20th January 2024 by Johnjanrt: 11:34am On Jan 20
shocked
We Winning this COYG
Sports / Re: Who Should Start As The Super Eagles Goalkeeper Today? by Johnjanrt: 2:02pm On Jan 14
May be Uzoho.
Or any one of them in top form
Islam for Muslims / Re: Etiquette Of The Wedding Night by Johnjanrt: 1:40pm On Jan 12
Sound teaching.
Islam is Masculine and prescriptive.

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Politics / Re: Zamfara: Supreme Court Affirms Gov Lawal-Dare (PDP), Dismisses APC's Suit by Johnjanrt: 1:16pm On Jan 12
Nentawe is next to be affirmed
Fashion / Re: Ironing-A-Thon: Kogi's Abdulfattah El-Okene Takes On 200-Hour Marathon For GWR by Johnjanrt: 8:37am On Jan 12
grin
This one take 'no gree for anybody serious'
May he succeed though.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court To Decide Kano, 6 Other Governorship Cases Tomorrow by Johnjanrt: 3:47pm On Jan 11
Plateau for APC
Nentawe is all Plateau needs!

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Politics / Re: Betta Edu: Perm Sec Takes Over Ministry Of Humanitarian And Poverty Alleviation by Johnjanrt: 1:55pm On Jan 10
cool
This one soup don red be that o.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Dismisses SDP’s Appeal Against Fintiri’s Re-Election by Johnjanrt: 1:53pm On Jan 10
grin
Na APC own remain.
Fintiri after all no get issues
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (0 - 2) On 7th January 2024 by Johnjanrt: 3:44pm On Jan 07
sad
C'mon you Gooners
It's going to be a fun filled match, with exhilarating, breath ceasing displays.

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Politics / Re: Mutfwang To Supreme Court: "I Wasn't Given Fair Hearing At The Appeal Court" by Johnjanrt: 2:28pm On Jan 05
crossfm:
Hehehe.

This governor has showed his level of incompetence the way he handled the plateau killings.

Smiling up and down, making unnecessary visits while his state is mourning.

I now have doubt if he is the man for the job.
You're 💯 right. The Baba is just incompetent. Pray his sacking stands. Plateau deserves better.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For His Wife To Be This 2024 by Johnjanrt: 10:38am On Jan 04
shocked
The Man is the Prize and so ought to set the price. Men try not to settle for less. I see simps working to shame this Man. Shame on you all, trying to be in the good books of washed women

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Family / Re: Dad’s Return To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US Sad – Son by Johnjanrt: 8:00am On Dec 17, 2023
sad
This life.
Car Talk / Re: Does The Police Force Has The Jurisdiction To Ask For Driver's License? by Johnjanrt: 4:25pm On Dec 16, 2023
grin
Some things you don't need to be told.
Never drag with them.

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