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Celebrities / Re: Aisha Abimbola Is Dead! Breast Cancer Kills Actress by JohnnySarz(m): 11:08am On May 16, 2018
Amadaz:
Wasted puusyy
you are such a degenerate

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Health / Re: Today Is World Malaria Day - End Malaria For Good. by JohnnySarz(m): 12:43pm On Apr 25, 2016
Pringlez:


Sorry dear, it could be as a result of your blood group.
I used to experience that too on a weekly basis not until I started taking my work-out session and exercise serious. U can't believe that since the past Easter period I have never had malaria till now. Try exercise, it really works. I can say that because it worked for me.

Thanks.. I would try this too
Health / Re: Today Is World Malaria Day - End Malaria For Good. by JohnnySarz(m): 9:18am On Apr 25, 2016
Phranex:



am loving this
but to discontinue the game. am that OPT guy. remember?


meanwhile, ask the Doctor what you can do about ya genotype against malaria

Oh! Lol sure na.. Francis...

I ll sure do that.. Cos I'm tired
Health / Re: Today Is World Malaria Day - End Malaria For Good. by JohnnySarz(m): 9:10am On Apr 25, 2016
Phranex:



let's say am a smart dude. use the tinniest of clues to know the truth. you study computer science and in your finals. lol

Who is you na?

U are correct again lipsrsealed
Health / Re: Today Is World Malaria Day - End Malaria For Good. by JohnnySarz(m): 9:02am On Apr 25, 2016
Phranex:




I think you are of the genotype AA. they are very susceptible to malaria parasite. am sorry, I don't know much about what you can
do about it. a lil googling might help.


on the other hand, I think I know u Johnnysarz. Uniben.

Yeah uniben tongue .. But I dunno u o
Health / Re: Today Is World Malaria Day - End Malaria For Good. by JohnnySarz(m): 9:00am On Apr 25, 2016
lepasharon:


It could be due to ur blood group. Mosquito is attracted to some than others

My Blood group is AB.

How do I stop getting malaria every now n then
Health / Re: Today Is World Malaria Day - End Malaria For Good. by JohnnySarz(m): 8:57am On Apr 25, 2016
Adesege:


Are you AB-

AB- blood is a good food for moskitoes

Unfortunately.. Yes sad my blood group is AB..

How do I stop being food for mosquitoes It's really affecting my studies.

I will do anything
Health / Re: Today Is World Malaria Day - End Malaria For Good. by JohnnySarz(m): 8:21am On Apr 25, 2016
Since this year I've been down with malaria almost on a weekly basis.

I can be in the midst of 10 persons n be the only one being bitten by mosquitoes.. It's hard to understand..

I stay in a clean environment.. I use insecticide daily but I still get malaria every now n then.

Really need to end this shii b4 I follow ppl wey malaria don kill

Any ideas? No insults o

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Religion / Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by JohnnySarz(m): 9:42am On Apr 24, 2016
I'm trying to focus but...

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Politics / Re: How Do You Put Atiku, Buhari And Tinubu In One Political Pot? – Lamido by JohnnySarz(m): 9:30am On Apr 24, 2016
Maybe they are cooking egusi
Religion / Re: Help! My Pastor Hates Me! by JohnnySarz(m): 9:18am On Apr 24, 2016
Get the Bleep out of the bleeping church.. Abi them tie your destiny there?

A real man of God shouldn't be hating in the first place.

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Politics / Re: Army Repelled Attacks At Pulka, Rescued 445 Abducted Person (photos) by JohnnySarz(m): 8:30am On Apr 16, 2016
All those fights, recoveries and rescues and all we see is one dead man and bicycles.. I'm sorry but I'm finding it hard to believe.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Blasts Mr Ejump, 9jaflaver For Reaching To Him For An Interview On Phone by JohnnySarz(m): 4:23pm On Apr 05, 2016
Ya'all keep hating why wizzy is going places.. Bloggers my ass

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Phones / Re: Why Do People Still Spend Alot Of Money On so called High End Phones by JohnnySarz(m): 11:04am On Apr 03, 2016
kYjelly2:
k, my first smartphone was an apple iphone 3g and it was beautiful.

I always asked why people would buy such an expensive phone being as most other phones were cheap and worked fine, but then I saw a demo on the apple page about it opening full web pages and that was it for me.

Nowadays though, all smartphones open web pages, although some more elegantly than others, but all do nonetheless.

So now, years later, I find myself asking again why people would go for expensive devices when other cheaper devices exist that work fine. In this case though, I'm yet to see a compelling reason as I did the last time, cause it seems all phones are smart nowadays.

I just got an innjoo one droid and it has a 13mp cam, 5inch screen, decent resolution (290ppi), 2Gb ram and a fast processor, all for under 30k.

So what am I missing? I know the iphone 6's and Samsung S's of this world probably have a better build quality from glass to back materials and so on, but beyond build quality, what am I missing?

1. 5 years to come I can still sell my iPhone 6 for 70k+ if not more

2. FingerPrint

3. Those phones bring RESPECT ( I dunno how but it does)

4. Those phones receive updates before any other phone

5. There's more I can't think of right now
Religion / Re: Some Funny Memes That Tell Bible Stories by JohnnySarz(m): 10:11am On Mar 27, 2016
Your font is terrible
Education / Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by JohnnySarz(m): 6:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
wins18:
stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year. smiley smiley
You ll enjoy it cheesy I know I did
Education / Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by JohnnySarz(m): 6:50pm On Mar 26, 2016
Chai. I really miss hostel! Stayed 2years in hall 4 and one year in hall 3! Those are the days I can never forget! It's exactly how OP explained it. Tho he forgot to mention the part where they move your things!
Romance / Re: My 18-Year-Old Girlfriend Wants Abortion, Please Help by JohnnySarz(m): 1:16pm On Nov 30, 2015
iceberylin:
The way young girls get pregnant these days when Gold circle is #50 undecided
so condom na 50 naira? grin I ddnt know undecided

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Romance / Re: Why We Should Stop Picking On Girls Who Are Dating For Money by JohnnySarz(m): 11:15pm On Nov 29, 2015
OP. The word "Golddiggers" is in the dictionary for a reason wink

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Whatsapp ART LOVER Groupie INBOX Me Ur Numbers! by JohnnySarz(m): 2:59pm On Nov 04, 2015
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Crime / Re: Alhaji Gay, Stabbed To Death (Graphic Photo) by JohnnySarz(m): 7:57pm On Jul 20, 2015
lebete3000:


What's the relationship between him and yahoo boyz?

He uses Fake Efcc identity to loot yahoo boiz

Crime / Re: Alhaji Gay, Stabbed To Death (Graphic Photo) by JohnnySarz(m): 7:56pm On Jul 20, 2015
He deserved to die... i wonder why he wasn't strangled years back... all he do is Loot $$$ from yahoo boiz under d shield of EFCC.. he worse pass the yahoo boiz

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's First State House, Old Residency, Calabar. [picture]. by JohnnySarz(m): 4:57pm On Jul 02, 2015
Cyriloha:
Please how knows #johnnySarz....Connection him to me 09030626118
Am here.. anything
Culture / Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by JohnnySarz(m): 7:14pm On Jun 24, 2015
Nicepoker:
Benin. Home of witches and wizards.
Ok na.. na u we go chop tonight...
Culture / Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by JohnnySarz(m): 7:13pm On Jun 24, 2015
DancingSkeleton:
na maggot go lay eggs for DAT ur mouth angry
Well said...! no mind am
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Arts And Crafts On Display At The British Museum by JohnnySarz(m): 11:51am On May 31, 2015
Edo Culture is just too Rich!
Business / Re: Konga Service Disrupts Due To Fuel Scarcity - See Message by JohnnySarz(m): 5:44pm On May 25, 2015
For the past 5 days i have been waiting for the local delivery man from Jumia to deliver my goods to me.. It has reach Benin since.. the last time i called him... he said he was at a queue at a filling station... today i called severally he ddn't pick..

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Crime / Re: How Ritualists Murdered 24-yr-old Female Accountant In Port Harcourt(picture) by JohnnySarz(m): 8:57am On May 25, 2015
RIP.... this is really sad... 1.5 million for this pretty girl's life?

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Webmasters / Re: Is Dreamweaver The Only Website Creating Protocol? by JohnnySarz(m): 2:29pm On May 20, 2015
Only computer operators use dreamweaver and drag and drop GUI softwares.. Real programmers use any txt editor like notepad or notepad ++ or bluefish or sublime etc

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