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Jokes EtcWall Of Jericho by johnp2(op): 11:18am On Jul 30, 2014
A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2 class during the mid term, wanted to know how well the students understood the syllabus so far. He decided to start from the last topic the previous teacher had taught, "Hello class, who broke down the walls of Jericho?"

There was a full minute of absolute silence. All the students just stared at him blankly. The teacher then pointed at the students in the front desk to answer the question. The students began responding.

Amos: "Sir I'm a new student here, I just started this school last week."

John: "Sir the day the walls was broken, I didn't come to school, I swear"

MARY: "Sir I only passed by the walls of Jericho, I didn't even touch it, as it was already broken when I passed it."

Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even know the walls had been broken, until you mentioned it now."

The teacher became so shocked and infuriated, "What!!!" He screamed. The Students began murmuring amongst
themselves that the new teacher is so mean.

The teacher, shocked by their ignorance, stormed to the principals office to tell him what happened. The principal kindly responded, "Sorry about that. You know how mischievous these JSS students can be? Always destroying things and later denying it. But be rest assured, this matter would be fully investigated. Just write down the total cost in fixing the said wall, and at the next PTA meeting the issue would be discussed"

Who is more stupid, the students or the principal? Comment below...
NYSCRe: My Experience With A Corper In Abuja by johnp2(m): 9:27am On Jul 30, 2014
Nawaoooo this nysc some have now become a scam and practical criminal right
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by johnp2(m): 12:00am On Jul 24, 2014
I will look at them and smile!! Then I will go and get my camera and snap them in difference style to show them when they are aged!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Ask Your Questions by johnp2(m): 8:20am On Jul 10, 2014
Do muslim go to mosque!!!! Is your father older than you?

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