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Religion / MUST READ ..4 UR FUTURE by jokystar(m): 7:52am On Feb 19, 2016
How do i knw my purpose on earth?
many xtians hav been confusd to wat der purpose on earth is.literate xtians abeg help us throw some light..i belive knwing my purpose is when i 1st of all hav d knwldge of my talent becoz as u can c,With d parables of d servants,dat God belives in talent..when u must hav knwn wat u can do to stamp ur existence on earth whether small or big.proceed doing it with love nd all d strenght u got..THOUGH MY BEGINING MAYB SMALL MY END WILL GREATLY INCREASE..I BELIVE if thousands of us will stop lookin for a job becoz of d money but for d zeal,we can elevate d value of other jobs..its like dollar nd naiira ..u look for dollar nd by so devalueing naira..for eg if we can keep d pride in wat we do nd do it well in our unique ways..evry job will hav its value nd pride..as a doctor u can cure me with huge amount of money but u cant live witout food nd as a foodseller whom i am..i handle my buz very well dat when u come to eat at my eatery u guff out 5000 4 a plate..i hav seen pple travel from miles to buy( okpa) local food frm a woman not becoz she uses jazz but becoz she puts pride in what she does..My broda my sista u see ursef been good in wat ur mindset tells u is a small tin..jst knw dat when d presidnt patronizes u in dat ur small tin. my broda ur a millionaire..nd for d world to patronise u..u must do it with pride nd value it..dnt jst do it for meeting ends..make it irresistable nd put much hardwork nd above all put God 1st nd u surely will knw das ur purpose in life...tnks
Romance / Re: Get In Here Nd Caption Dis Pics by jokystar(m): 7:23am On Feb 19, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Lol..caption Dis Funny Pix by jokystar(m): 9:42pm On Feb 18, 2016
i captiond it @ LOIUS VAN GAAL GOING TO OLD TRAFFORD FOR HIS DUTIES..

Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by jokystar(m): 9:28pm On Feb 18, 2016
@ midehi2 ..u hav d mindset of a cheat..na ur kind der password dey long pass river niger..@ OP she is not stingy but a fool..for god's sake its her gifts not urs..even if u no want pay ha back ..its like gettin sometin of 29k for 1k..my advise is dat u cleanly dump her becoz nawadays killing pple is more easy dan toasting a babe..tnks
Romance / Get In Here Nd Caption Dis Pics by jokystar(m): 10:12am On Feb 15, 2016
when ur family tree reads
1- fada ..bill gate
2-mother- oprah
3-eldest broda-Dangote
4-junior broda-mark zuckerberg
5-uncle-Russians presd Putin
6-sister-Beyonce
7-frnd-Ronaldo

Romance / Things U Dont Know Abt Valentine by jokystar(m): 12:10am On Feb 14, 2016
1-vals day in some country is friends day..when u appreciate ur frnds..
2-vals day is showin appreciation to dos u love nd adore ...not necessary ur bae/boo
3-vals day originated frm a priest nd at such shud be free from sin
4-its not d day to eat off ur boos money neither is it a day to hav canal knowledge of ur bae
5-most importantly ..u can celebrate ur val with ur family nd d no 1 person u cant exist without wich is ur MOTHER..

FRNDS CELEBRATE UR MODA DIS VALS DAY..SHOW HER DAT SHE IS SPECIAL AS I WUD B CELEBRATIN WITH MY MUMMY WHOM I FONDLY CALL(NNE M OMA) winks
Romance / Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by jokystar(m): 8:08am On Feb 08, 2016
boo..bae on 14th we gonna hav alot of s*x nd dnt worry abt money..i will give u plenty..
bae..what do u take me 4 (prostitute?)..inFact ...ITS OVER...
NLDERS GIRLS CAN AS WELL END D RLSHIP..WHO AGREES WITH ME?
Sports / Premier League by jokystar(m): 3:56pm On Feb 05, 2016
Nairanders....
WHIch team do u think will lift the premier league and their respective positions??
I go with 1st-MAN CITY
2nd-ARSENAL
3RD-TOTHEHAM
4TH-MAN UTD
5TH-LECEISTER CITY
6TH- CHELSEA...
WHO AGREES WITH ME?
Jokes Etc / ONLY IN NAIJA WILL by jokystar(m): 6:51am On Feb 05, 2016
1.In naija its hard to make money
2.in naija its hard to enter skul
3.in naija is hard to even exercise ur right
4.in naija its even troublesome to toast a babe
last nd nt d least in naija to s*x a girl is like winning a trophy..
frnds why is it so...?
Jokes Etc / Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaws. "must laugh" by jokystar(m): 4:25pm On Feb 02, 2016
the news reaching us now ...is dat bolas mother is dead nd bolas father is being held responsible undecidedthe news reaching us now ...is dat bolas mother is dead nd bolas father is being held responsible

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