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Technology Market / Re: Usdtcoina Acc Needed For Funds Transfer by jonesbaba(m): 4:58pm On Apr 11, 2022 |
latiephwald: VIP5 |
Properties / Re: About to renew land lease For Telecoms Mast:i Need Urgent Advise Pls. by jonesbaba(m): 9:14am On Oct 27, 2018 |
laudate:IHS also reduced our percentage from 40% to 20% and they said it takes.6-8 weeks before we get paid. i want to know if this is true |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A Copy Of This CV by jonesbaba(m): 12:15pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
jonesuwak@gmail.com |
Romance / Re: How I Lost My Young Girlfriend To The Cold Hands Of Death by jonesbaba(m): 9:28am On Jan 31, 2018 |
op are u sure this is ur gf... becus this gal is a ghanian! I am sure u dont know her from Adam. you just want to boost your thread. na wa! guy receive common sense |
Jokes Etc / Very Funny Joke by jonesbaba(m): 2:11pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Two guys raped a princess, and when they were caught
and sent to
the king, he ordered them to go and bring as many fruits
as
they can to bail themselves. The first guy went and
returned with 15 mangoes.The king ordered his guards to
insert all the mangoes into his anus so he would feel the
same pain as the princess. The guards did as they were
ordered and the guy screamed and shouted in pain.After
sometime, he stopped screaming and shouting and
started
laughing. The guards then became surprised and asked
him
why he was laughing despite all the pains. The guy
pointed
to the road and said,:
"LOOK AT MY FRIEND (ALASEJU)
HE IS BRINGING 30 COCONUTS
ti e ti baje" |
Literature / Re: Samantha, The Wicked Sex Doll by jonesbaba(m): 8:21pm On Jan 26, 2018 |
yes its fiction |
Literature / Re: How Long Would This Continue? by jonesbaba(m): 6:55pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
izaray:thanks ....yeah |
Literature / How Long Would This Continue? by jonesbaba(m): 4:56pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
I screamed as he held me against the bed, his strong
hands covering my mouth. I had just turned five some
days ago.
The pain was intense. I tried to push him away, but I
couldn't and I gave up just as I had done some weeks
ago when I tried to lift the sofa in the living room. When
he finally got down from the bed, he spat on the ground,
pulled up his trousers and left the room in a hurry. I
wiped the tears with the back of my hands and tried to
sit up. But my thighs hurt so badly and so I lay there
numb.
He walked back into the room and stood in front of me.
'Sarah!'
I didn’t answer.
He called my name again and as if my crying button was
suddenly powered on, I began to wail. He rushed to my
side and rolled me over, pulling out the bedspread
smeared with my blood. I continued to scream. He
slapped me. I stopped screaming.
'Listen to me. If you tell anyone about what happened
here, I will kill you.' He barked, his big eyeballs boring
into mine.
When he heard my aunt drive in, he quickly covered me
up with a blanket and ran out.Aunty Dupe entered the
house with her cheerful and boisterous self and walked
into my room with a cup of strawberry ice-cream. Her
husband followed behind, peering from behind her,
making a face that reminded me of his threat.
'Sarah darling' she said, grinning.
She sat on the bed and gave me a peck on my cheeks.
'I brought you your favourite ice-cream.'
My uncle wouldn’t take his eyes off me. I remained mute.
'What’s wrong with you?' She touched my head to feel
my temperature.
'Sarah is not feeling too well. She’s been on the bed
since morning.' I glared at my uncle and thought what a
professional liar he was.
' I will make you a cup of hot tea.' She walked out
briskly.
'Now you be a good girl.' Uncle Richard and crawled out
quietly.
I couldn’t eat anything that night. Aunty Dupe was
worried.
As she dragged me to the bathroom for a shower, I
winced and pulled away. Now she was concerned.
'What happened to you?' She took me back to bed and
then noticed the bedspread was gone.
'Where is the bedsheet?'My lips didn’t move. She picked
another clean cloth from the wardrobe and spread it out
on the bed before putting me to bed and covering me
with the blanket.
Within minutes, I was on my way to dream land. That
night I saw my uncle followed by six men, all dressed in
black, approaching my bed. I screamed.
The sweet voice I heard woke me up the following
morning. I opened my eyes to find my mother sitting
beside my bed. I stared at her.
'Sarah, it’s mum.'
I stared at her. My mother stood up from the bed
puzzled. My father also walked in, ran to me and hugged
me tight. I didn't move an inch.
Mum just kept looking at me. I knew she could sense that
something was wrong. There was a strong connection
between us, a bond so strong that it crossed the normal
mother to child relationship. My father pulled me gently
out of bed and I spread out my legs, limping. My aunt
and her husband entered.
'Dupe, what happened to my daughter?' My mother
asked, clearly worried
'I’m surprised too. I came back from the market
yesterday and saw her in that state. Maybe it's malaria
or she is homesick.'
My mother faced me, ready to get to the end of this.
That’s how I know her. She wouldn’t give up. She sat on
the ground and pulled me in front of her. She tried
closing my legs but I let out a loud cry.
'Angel, what happened?' I remained silent
'You know you can talk to me right? Mummy loves you
and will keep you safe. When did this start?'
She felt for my thighs and I quickly pushed her hand
away. Just then, Uncle Richard stood behind my mother
as my mouth began to form some incoherent words. I
looked at him and the fear in my eyes returned. My
mother quickly followed the direction of my eyes and
caught her brother-in-law's glaring countenance. In a
flash, she got up and slapped my uncle. Then she
grabbed his shirt.
'What did you do to my daughter?'
Another slap followed as tears ran down my mother's
eyes. My father tried to pull them apart and my aunt was
already furious.
'How dare you accuse my husband falsely? Are you out of
your mind Shade? Are you insinuating that my husband
slept with your daughter, a six year old girl for that
matter?'
My mother’s face was covered in tears.
'Dupe I trusted you with my daughter for just a week.'
'Get out of my house!'Aunty Dupe shouted
My mother knelt before me and kissed me on my cheeks.
'Angel you know I love you and I will keep you safe from
that man. Tell me, what did he do to you?'
My mouth suddenly let loose and I began to narrate how
he dragged me from the living room to the bedroom,
how he covered his mouth with mine and pulled down
my pant. I showed her the place I was experiencing sharp
pains.
I had not finished talking when my father pounced on
him. My aunt just stood there speechless. I hid behind
my mother, afraid my uncle would kill me but then I felt
a soft hand grab me up and press my head to her teary
face. We left the house.
The nights that followed came with nightmares as I saw
my uncle appeared in my room several times,
threatening to kill me for speaking out. Every time I
screamed, I would find my mum beside me praying.
Over the years, I became familiar with the pattern of
waking up in the middle of the night to find her on her
knees, her eyes lifted upward. She and my father would
place their hands on my head and pray, calling out my
name and speaking soothing words to my ears. I felt safe
but I still couldn’t talk much. I had moved from the fun-
loving, charming damsel to a melancholic chap.
The three weeks I spent at the hospital had mum by my
side. It was later I found out from my Father that she’d
quit her new job after that incident. I began to heal
gradually.
That was some thirty years ago. Now I am a mother with
three wonderful kids and as I sit in my study room,
writing this short article which I hope to present
tomorrow at the Christian Mothers Conference where I
have been invited as a guest speaker, I see clearly the
roles of mothers in the life of their children. I wouldn’t
have gone far without my mother's love and affection
during those trying days.
As she has passed on the spirit of true motherhood to
me, I am hoping to do the same to my daughter who
interestingly will turn five tomorrow. I will be her best
friend and confidant. And just as my mother has done, I
will teach her to speak out.
**** **** **** **** ****
We should encourage our children to speak up and
reassure them of our undying love and protection. |
Literature / Re: Samantha, The Wicked Sex Doll by jonesbaba(m): 4:51pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
ObaKlaz:hahahahaha ...its possible if u have a wide imagination |
Literature / Re: Samantha, The Wicked Sex Doll by jonesbaba(m): 4:46pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
ObaKlaz which part is the bullcrap |
Literature / Re: Samantha, The Wicked Sex Doll by jonesbaba(m): 4:42pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
hahaha no ...u can still go and buy ur own |
Literature / Samantha, The Wicked Sex Doll by jonesbaba(m): 4:19pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
:::::::::::: SAMANTHA ::::::::::::
.
.
He took delivery of Samantha the sex doll at his front
door at 7pm that evening. He had paid a princely sum of
850,000 Naira for it. He unpackaged the box revealing the
pretty face of the curly haired young sex doll. He gazed
at the doll in amazement and began giggling like the
Quagmire character in the American animation comedy
series, Family Guy. "Giggidy giggidy! All right!" He picked
his phone and dialed a number. "Monica it is over
between us! I don't want to see you again!" He dropped
the phone and turned on the music player in the room.
Samantha by Tekno flooded the room. He whistled and
danced to the song. "Samantha o, Samantha you dey do
me sotey Samantha o. Samantha you just dey do me do
me!" He stopped dancing and began undressing.
"Samantha, you are fully charged so let's get down to
business." He winked and got on top of the doll. He
began caressing the body of the doll and soon was
thrusting hard. "Oh yeah, you are so soft and warm! You
are the real deal "Sa---man---tha!" He yelled as he
climaxed and went limp. "Phew! That was good." He
exhaled. "Round two!" He announced. He climbed on the
doll and began thrusting. "I am in paradise!" He moaned
as he reached cloud 9. "Samantha, you will not demand
for money for shawama, you will not request for money
to make your hair, no money for transport, no Std, no
drama, no ice cream, no monthly period, Samantha you
are a darling!" He nibbled at her ear. "Round Three!" He
changed the posture of the doll and placed her in the
position that is associated with a popular four legged
domestic animal. He began digging from the rear. Within
three minutes he was exhausted, lying beside her and
breathing heavily while the clammy sweat ran down his
body. "Samantha, you want more, don't you? You are a
bad girl! A very bad girl!" He winked at the doll and
continued, "But I am tired, you have taken all my energy.
Let me go and get some fufu and soup in the kitchen.
Tomorrow we will continue from where we stopped. Oh
Samantha, my naughty girl!" He got up and wearily
walked into his kitchen. Inside, he began warming the
pot of soup on the gas cooker. "Round Four!" A stern
voice announced. The man turned around in shock.
Samantha the sex doll was standing behind him and
staring at him with her steely eyes. "Whaaaat! So you can
walk and talk? But you are a robot! I didn't know you are
a possessed doll! "Samantha immediately stretched its
right arm and gripped him by the neck. She dragged him
to the bedroom. "Leave my neck! This must be a software
malfunction! I paid for a sexy doll but they gave me this
possessed and demonic doll! "The doll tossed him onto
the floor and jumped onto him. With its hand, it gripped
his flaccid penis and began pulling it to a state of
erection. The powerless man began sobbing and begging
for his life as the fluid left his body in an anticlimax.
"Round 5!" The Sex doll announced. "I can't get it up!
Leave me alone! "He begged desperately searching for an
opportunity to flee the room. The sex doll pressed a
button on its right thigh and bellowed; "Strap on!!!"
Immediately a huge strap-on appeared around its waist.
"Turn around and spread your legs!" It bellowed to him.
"Chisos!" The frightened man screamed and began
crawling towards the door. He cursed the day he thought
of the idea of buying a sex doll. "Help! I need help!" He
yelled, desperately hoping the neighbours across the
fence would hear and come to his rescue. "Help! I will
not do this again! Monica I need you back, I won't do a
sex doll again!" He got to the door and almost crawled
out but the sex doll held on to his legs and pulled him
back. With the last ounce of strength in him, he picked a
plastic stool and threw it at the sex doll, aiming at her
head. The stool struck the sex doll and she relaxed her
grip on his leg. He fled the house. Residents were
stunned to see a naked man running in the night
screaming about Samantha and yelling at them to get the
thing out of his house. Curious neighbours ran to the
house. They were gobsmacked to see a life-size doll in
the house dancing wildly to the music playing in the
room. "He must leave my house today! He has to park
out tonight! Can you imagine bringing in a demon into
my house!" The angry landlord shouted as he led a team
of hefty men to invade the house and eject the sex doll.
The naked man ran up and down in the cold night,
screaming, "Samantha o! Samantha has killed me!" 3 Likes 1 Share |
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