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Hello house, This joseboy199, a student of the first and the best. Congrats to all admitted students. Greetings to all my egbons in the house..

learn aw to solve phy n chem questions without calculator...there were many calc questions last yr

guys am sorry av not bin contributing to dis thread. na ui wan kill us oh. d exam is all abt confidence. don't panic. don't forget d G-factor. I pray u all pass ur pume

hey guys aw u doing...@ogabossifyx I c u
I pray u all pass ur pume

NIGERIAN'S PIDGIN PROVERBS
(1) A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no
be chicken soup.
(2) Half bread is better than buns or puffpuff
(3) D journey of a thousand miles, beta make
u go airport go enter aeroplane.
(4) The patient dog, na hunger go kill am.
(5) All work and no play, na die be dat o.
(6) He who laughs last, na mumu, why im no
catch d joke d 1st time and laugh when
others dey laff
(7) Pant wey slack na im dem dey call boxers
( Fowl wey pretend to faint when pepper
dey boil, e don reach im end be dat.
(9) Na determination dey make okada rider
overtake trailer
(10) Pickin wey say him mama no go sleep, na
Valium 5 he wan drink.

October 11: ASUU, FG Meet In
Presidential Villa To Resolve Strike
Vice President Namadi Sambo led the
Federal Government team in a renewed
negotiation with ASUU to resolve the
lingering strike that has crippled the
universities.
The meeting held at Aguda house,
Presidential Villa on Friday.
In attendance on the part of the Federal
Government were the Supervising Minister
of Education, Barr. Nyesom Wike, Executive
Secretary of National Universities
Commission, NUC, Prof. Julius Okojie and
technical staff of the Federal Ministry of
Education.
Scan-News gathered that ASUU President, Dr
Nasir Isa Fagge and his executives were
accompanied to the meeting by Committee
of Vice Chancellors leadership.
It was learnt that an earlier meeting
between Barr. Wike and ASUU leadership
teased out areas of possible concession of
both sides.
Scan News gathered the Federal
Government may concede to ASUU the right
to participate as a major stakeholder in the
execution of NEEDS Implementation Projects
in the universities.
ASUU had complained that the Suswam
Committee excluded them from the
implementation of projects in the
universities.
On the part of ASUU, the meeting agreed
that they should suspend their strike, while
the process of implementation continues.
A Vice Chancellor of a northern university
attending the meeting said that key issues
will be ratified and the strike may be
resolved in less than two weeks.
According to him, the vigour and
forthrightness introduced by the
Supervising Minister of Education, Barr. Wike
who opened diplomatic channels with ASUU
leadership.
“Our belief is that with the ground work
already done, this strike should not last
more than two weeks”, he said.
If they strike a compromise, the Federal
Government will release ASUU’s September
Salary today and the lecturers will get their
alert next week, it was gathered.
The leaders after the two hours meeting
that ended about 2pm on Friday did not
issue a statement. News gathered that they
will reconvene on Monday before Sallah.

Should i say am bak on nl or.....shout out 2 all my boss in da awz....

Congratzzzzzzzz 2 Dr hesjay of life.....i pray dat u get bigger......

[quote author=kinkessy]Now with hesjay, atesunate, ifeyx etc at faculty of education..come join us if ur looking for company to do revision with....[/quoteif i kno say na lyk dis d arrangement go b i for don cum since....so dat dis scholars go teach me small...make i tap frm deie annointn.....@attah....abi u still dey for abj ni

@jossy4luv....lngst tym n aw r u doen...pls add me on 2go.....drjoseboy199.....u r all welcum 2 d city of ibadan.....u can tune ur radio 2....diamond fm(101.1),splash fm 105.5.beat fm 97.9....star fm 91.5...oluyole fm 98.5.....amuludun fm 99.1.....radio nigeria 93.5....etc

D dy i went 2 ui zg n saw dose snake....i fear sha....cuz d place dark small....@ambi fitsaint d exam sure 4 u na dey enjoy yaself 4 zoo....hesjay...zezeny...i hail ooo....e don tey wey i see jossy4luv ooo...i tink 4 a 2nd consecutive year nw....wat e as bin sayn concernin ui adm as bin 100%

Amb Fitsaint: Guess I am the only NL UI's aspi on campus now.
This skul is the neatest one i av ever stepped my feet on.
Wow!

Right now in the zoo but to my surprise no elephant, lions are sleeping, monkeys are staring @ me like a VIP.
Get to jack now, ouch!
#I left my lamlads @ home.

boss i see u oooo...make u no finish ui.....try make u gv dem 1 mark..............#team mbbs......drjoseboy199@2go..................

@oga lilly n amiable jay...pls u guys should add me up on 2go.....gonna ask u guys sum questns......(#oga @d top at ui....)....u.name drjoseboy199

@oga lilly n amiable jay...pls u guys should add me up on 2go.....gonna ask u guys sum questns......(#oga @d top at ui....)

[quote author=Chicksy]pls answer me[/quote
afta clickin on final submissions i edited mine 3 times....n av been invited maam

Av been invited ooo...praise God...faculty of science.number 79...medicine n surgery....u can add me on 2go...joseboy199...na written n nt oral ooooooo

Attah Ojoma :
I dey do dt thing die ehn... Candle don burn me b4 coz of sleep

i fear u shey u no go blast ui record by scorin 100......lngst tym....

Una welldone ooo....aw market 2day. ...i dey luk 4 pesin wey fit teach me o...cus ayam olodo...dr hesjay;;;shakur...oga lilly i hail ooo

Am here....dusting my books........drjoseboy199@2go....on whatsapp 2

Congratulatns@adex097.....u gonna rejoice wit me soon.....na wetin we go use celebrate am na....i kno get ur u.name on 2go...add me wit drjoseboy199....@team medicene n surgery...u can add me on whatsapp by collectn my numba tru 2go.....

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Odunhana: GOD bless you.

Amen oooo

Longst tym on nairaland........we dnt knw mayb its internal prob or ASUU strike dat is affectin d list bt all I kno s dat we should b prepared.....funaab exam date sept 4-6.....shoutÓut 2 odunhana and oda funaab applicants....best of God in ur exam....still remain ur boy joseboy199.....add me on 2go drjoseboy199.....team medicine n surgery

Gud evening guys....congrat 2 all my oau peeps....@phtemie..fynest...shakur..ambfitsaint....etc @emmy u don reg 4 ui pume...add me on 2go drjoseboy199 #team medicine n surgery......english premiership on my mind*

Longest tym here on nairaland.....shout out 2 all aspirant....n also shout out 2 all mbbs aspirants.....add me on 2go Drjoseboy199 u can also add me on whatsapp.

Hapi sunday 2 u all....
Add me on 2go...drjoseboy199 so dat i can gv u my numba on whatsapp

Johntosyne: If i were to b d gang's leader, i wil tel my gang leaders dat dia is change of plan nd to start killing dem ol frm 'z' lol, d first 2 b killed wil by 'zz' followed by 'zy' nd in dat orda......... Fish wif human body part found in ibadan, tylor nd joseboy, aw true is diz?

me 2 hear am o bt i no bliv cuz i no use my eyes see am....u guys can add me on 2go drjoseboy199

Add me on 2go drjoseboy199

Damitism: you needn't have opened another one. I can help u retrieve dat hacked one.

pls help me 2 do dat....d u.name z joseboy199

Hey guys my 2go account as been hacked....bt av opened anoda wit da username Drjoseboy199