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3dudes were lost at sea and they finally came to a deserted island, d people there were savages so they took the dudes to their king, the King welcomed them with open arms and asked each of them to go into the forest and fetch ten of their favourite fruit, so they set out, the first dude came back with ten apples, unknown to them they are going 2 force them tru their anus, rules are make any sound and u're DEAD , so they layed him flat on a table and started forcing, they forced 1,2,3,4,5,6, and then he screamed, and he was killed, the second dude came with 10strawberries, they started forcing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and then suddenly he started laughing, and he was also killed, when he got to heaven the 1st dude was very angry at the 2nd and asked "why d hell were u laughing, u were almost true", he replied "sori men!, i cdnt help it when i saw the 3rd dude coming with 10 pineapples",

tanx guys, u knw i'am new here, kinda a rookie

Me and one of my friend bin dey play ball one night, na d ode come kick d ball into one retired general house, so when we went to retrieve it, i first went in and the man cracked his Ak-47 asked "who is dat" and i replied "meeooooww", so he thought its only a cat, but when my friend jumped through the fence, the general then raised his voice again "who is that", but the were replied "it's the second cat",

Please, Aspirants are sitting at home doing nutin , some of em hav started buying next year jamb, please, does anyone know when the list would b out.