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CelebritiesRe: Cute Pictures Of D'prince As A Kid by jovie50: 3:03am On Nov 21, 2013
Wetin concern me, make I baff abeg..........

LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by jovie50: 11:49pm On Nov 14, 2013
adegwurulez: shocked is this my threadhuh

okay lemme tell u guys a short story: i went to the market yesterday, i was hoping to update when i get back but i spent close to 3hrs on the road. those of you in kaduna should knw the kind of traffic jam from central market to nasarawa. i spent close to 30mins from nasarawa to kudenda cos of bad road. i came back and there was no light, my battery was down. hopefully when i return to makurdi, updates go dey regular.

thanks for your understanding
u stay at nassarawa? I live at kakuri......I think u're familiar!!!! .....
EducationRe: Deadly Mistakes Undergraduates Make Unknowingly by jovie50: 2:38am On Nov 10, 2013
chimex38: I dont understand huh embarassed undecided
are you sick somehow? Must u quote all to post this stewpid comment!!!!!!
RomanceRe: How To Detect An Ugly Girl ? by jovie50(op): 11:34am On Nov 09, 2013
spade: Why is this in the Romance section, though?
What is so "Romantic" about being ugly? grin
hahahhahahaha, it's in d romance section, cos there are many ugly girls here
Jokes EtcWhat Will You Do Next ? by jovie50(op): 11:27am On Nov 09, 2013
U slap someone and he vomits 1000 naira,
U slap him again and he vomits 2000 naira,
U slapped him for the 3rd time and he vomits 3000naira.


Sincerely, what will u do next?
pls I need humorous comments from y'all!!!!
RomanceHow To Detect An Ugly Girl ? by jovie50(op): 11:15am On Nov 09, 2013
take a deep breath and relax, this isn't targeted at anyone!!! So if you fall into this category? I apologize in advance ....... I have come to find out that, we have so many ugly girls on social media's today; who will do anything just for people to notice and like them or even love them. So the question is: how do I detect #teamUGLYgirls# around me?

HOW TO DETECT AN UGLY GIRL?

#1. Ugly girls will tag 95 people in a pic and still get 2 likes, prolly from her parents.
#2. When a group of girls wanna take a pic, they hand over the camera to her.. If you're that girl, then you're ugly.
#3. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus, then you have to do something about your looks..
#4. Whenever there is a drama rehearsal in your church, they always select you to play the role of a witch, vampire or demon.
#5. Most girls with sweet names on fb like "Mo'cute", "Pink Berry", "Sexy diva queen" are usually very ugly
#6. 90% of girls that support CHELSEA are ugly
#8. Ugly girls wont even notice that i didn't write anything in #7 cos they are so angry with me right now for exposing them.

True or falsehuh
EducationRe: Universities To Open Next Week, With Or Without ASUU - FG by jovie50: 7:59pm On Nov 01, 2013
ASUU strikes from1999 till date:
1999 -5 months
2001 -3 months
2003 - 6 months (extended to early 2004)
2005 - 3 days
2006 - 1 week
2007 - 3 months
2008 - 1 week
2009 - 4 months
2011 - 3 months extend into 2012
2013 - over 4months and still counting,,,,,
From the above analysis, it's clear there was never a time FG met 100% of ASUU demands before they called off the strike. If this is the case, why has ASUU refused to shift ground even when FG has met more than 75% of their demands? From available information, FG has met all ASUU demands. The only contentious issue is the ambiguous N92b earned allowance claim which FG has released N60b to universities management to pay upon verification. Is the release of N60b not enough for a sane organisation to shift ground and allow Nigerian students enjoy the education they paid for while negotiation with FG continues?
ASUU has however, continuously refused to tell Nigerians the contentious issues. The ones FG has met and the areas it's yet to meet. The present ASUU represents nothing but deceit and has lost public sympathy. It's obvious ASUU strike has become annual event where lecturers abandon their jobs in public universities for part-time jobs in private universities. The best thing for FG is to disaband ASUU so that it won't have a national body again because it has become a political tool in the hand of APC to destabilise GEJ's govt.
PhonesRe: ANDROID APP THREAD by jovie50: 11:17pm On Oct 30, 2013

ok, what of d screenshot app n pls I need openVPN for unrooted an device.......I av googled n googled, all a ones I av been downloading n installing keeps telling me dat "parsing error" Ish...... I'm tired man, pls help me out!!!!
PhonesRe: ANDROID APP THREAD by jovie50: 9:31pm On Oct 30, 2013
pls sir, I need an app like process suspender and also an app dat can screenshot!!!! I'm using an android tablet.....
PhonesRe: ANDROID APP THREAD by jovie50: 9:29pm On Oct 30, 2013
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LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by jovie50: 12:28am On Oct 18, 2013
I was just laughing reading ur last update.......... Man! U're good!!!
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by jovie50: 3:19am On Oct 17, 2013
@op........ U're damn good!!!! Keep it up.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 10:25am On Oct 15, 2013
happy Sallah to all Muslims........ And meanwhile......

IslamRe: Live Updates Of Our Sallah Day. Every Muslim Is Welcome by jovie50: 8:49am On Oct 15, 2013
my live update is...........

EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 2:19pm On Oct 09, 2013
ditrix: good day bro
I just came in to say HI to you all....... Dis thread dey run o!!! I just dey read since in d morning..........
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 2:14pm On Oct 09, 2013
good day friends!!!!!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:18pm On Oct 01, 2013
[size=50pt]GOOD EVENING FRIENDS........................... abeg make i go watch champions league!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 10:31am On Sep 26, 2013
[size=32pt]Good morning to you all!!!!!![/size]
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 10:36am On Sep 25, 2013
good morning guys!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 10:20am On Sep 24, 2013
pls, answers needed ASAP!!!!! Is it possible? I'm studying biochemistry, n I av been offered MBBS in d same school n faculty. Will it av any effect on me?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 11:49pm On Sep 22, 2013
why would i hide my face? today was just a bad for us...................they outclass us in the first half, and used their chances quite easily........ trying to bounce back from 4 goals down was an herculean task for us!!!!!!!!!
I-am-Winner:
Baba if I were you, I would hide my face!!.. 4...1
GGMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 2:59pm On Sep 22, 2013
to all my fellow MANCHESTER UNITED fans........... Let's bleed red on Manchester city today!!!!! Good day to you all.....

EducationRe: Group Sues ASUU Over Strike by jovie50: 1:39pm On Sep 22, 2013
abeg make another group sue FG, so that d negotiations go serious!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 12:38pm On Sep 21, 2013
Somethings to think about:
People May be Unkind ,
U just be kind .
They may cheat ,
U be Honest .
They may forget good deeds ,
U just do good .
Bcoz In the End ..
Its B/w GOD & U
Not U & THEM............
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 11:46am On Sep 21, 2013
no b small tin o....... See punchlines abeg!!!!! @ chidi, ur lines murder dem all......u must be a lover of hard-core rap......#no beefing# just an observation!!!! Good morning Y'all....... grin

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