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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 12:40pm On Sep 20, 2013
Mickey7: ℓ☺ℓ it's nt @sabo o..do U̶̲̥̅̊ use big joe?
yeah I know big Joe..... Their office is situated: opp crital hope
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 11:47am On Sep 20, 2013
Didi 5: Sabo
ok thanks man...... Is like kaduna peeps full dis thread o, I stay at kakuri!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 10:03am On Sep 20, 2013
Mexyz: U can get ur affidavits 4rm any high court in Nigeria. I did mine 4rm the federal high court in kaduna.
I stay in kaduna, where is d federal high court located?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 11:08am On Sep 18, 2013
good morning everyone!!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:42pm On Sep 17, 2013
JOKE OF THE DAY:















Some one's father kneeling down while collecting money from an ATM machine....... Lol
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 5:08pm On Sep 17, 2013
pls any new development on ASUU strike........ Just heard 4rm a local radio station in kaduna, that it has been called off!!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 1:48pm On Sep 17, 2013
Asakel: What can I say!
So luv'ly a name
*smiles*
how do u mean? But thanks 4 d compliment!!!! grin
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 1:45pm On Sep 17, 2013
Ken excel: hi jovie which course were u given?
medical biochemistry...... n u?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 11:22pm On Sep 16, 2013
Mickey7: so u've bn in benin all ur lyf? Hw sad! ..odizeey im suprised ure saying dt..@jovie my name is nd nt my names are.nd u adding '+1' to ur age isnt sometin u shud proudly say in public k? Pple lyk u are wat is wrong with naija.No offence
thank u 4 ur observations about d English.....na ASUU cause am o....... I'll bear that in mind.......d DOB problem isn't mine, someone asked me....... I decided to post it here to procure some real answers to tell back....... I gave d person a vague explanation of what I know!!!!! hope u'll understand!!!!#
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 8:40pm On Sep 16, 2013
abdulwizzy: I feel this strike is no longer in the interest of students this has turned into greed. All they now talk about is the lecturers salaries.
the most painful part is that whether they work or not..... they'll still be paid...... what a country?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 8:36pm On Sep 16, 2013
@adex.......pls post d link again to dat my question you created as a thread.....
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 8:18pm On Sep 16, 2013
the awkward moment, when u are fed up with ur country...... Cos of a little issue, which none of party involve want to succumb to........ ASUU should be scrapped after d agreement av been met!!!! Just my 2cent##
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 8:09pm On Sep 16, 2013
Religion is indeed an opium... When you are high, you do silly things!!!!!! Instead of them to discuss on how to end the ASUU strike......





D idiot embarked on a 10 days fasting n prayers











I SMH










For this











Country!!!!#
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 8:02pm On Sep 16, 2013
Viewing this topic: oyivwi stanley(m), jovie50, Beezally(f), oliseh.com(f) and 1 guest(s)........... Make una comment nw!!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 8:01pm On Sep 16, 2013
odizeey: jovie u b boy or gal,ur name sounds like one gal I knw
my full names are John Ovie - Jovie
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:57pm On Sep 16, 2013
Make una help me out nw..... @Y'all
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:54pm On Sep 16, 2013
emasco7: since its 2010,u nid d original, ok?
pls WRT ur experience.... Is it a must?














Answers pls......
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:52pm On Sep 16, 2013
odizeey: jovie u b boy or gal,ur name sounds like one gal I knw
I b boy...... But na my sis pix dey my DP
odizeey: it will b advisable,since u wrote 2010. U will gt to knw wen d requirements 4 clearance r out,bt go gt ur certificate sha
I Changed my DOB during my jamb registration to -1yr....... So I'm thinking...... If only I can use my statement of result, I can bypass dat DOB issh....... Pls wat can I do?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:47pm On Sep 16, 2013
if u are a real MANCHESTER UNITED fan....... Show by LIKING this post......

EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:41pm On Sep 16, 2013
jovie50: pls I need answers........ Is it compulsory for one to bring his/her original WAEC result for clearance? But a statement of result will suffice!!
N.B I finished my O'level 2010.....
I need answers...... pls!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:40pm On Sep 16, 2013
Monsieursuave: Lamella??

He's more lyk d ac milan kaka type Öѵ player.

My opinion
that guy is to0 good for my liking........ I hope he replicate RONALDO...... man utd should give him d no 7 jersey!!!!!
sigidporte: just read that news on guardian bout uniben 2013 admission list now...

it better not be o..
what did u read?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 7:03pm On Sep 16, 2013
pls I need answers........ Is it compulsory for one to bring his/her original WAEC result for clearance? But a statement of result will suffice!!
N.B I finished my O'level 2010.....
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 6:55pm On Sep 16, 2013
old newz........lol
akpan aniefiok: Just read dis from today's gurdian newspaper,dat dey have concluded admission,so no more hope for people dat has nt been admitted huhhuhhuhhuh

THE Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB), Esan Students Association Worldwide and the Nigerian Institute of Surveyors over the weekend commended the management headed by the Vice-Chancellor of the University of Benin (UNIBEN), Prof. Osayuki Oshodin, on the school’s early conclusion of the 2013/2014 admission exercise and the developmental strides the school has attained.
A letter signed by the Registrar/Chief Executive of JAMB, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, addressed to the Vice-Chancellor noted that the early conclusion of admission exercise by the university goes a long way to demonstrate that university is on its path to glory.
The management of the University of Benin has again shown that they are determined to right the wrongs associated with our education system particularly the admission exercise and all the problems associated with it.
The Esan Students Association in a letter signed by its President, Marxist Sunday Ogun and Secretary General, Alex Oseghale Orukpe, said the recent sack of 42 staff of the university who were said to be involved in various offences was an indication that the management of the university has a listening ear.
“In your administration, students see the need to complain as they will be attended to swiftly. The attitude of some of the lecturers who allegedly demand gratification from students either in cash or kind can no longer be accepted in the school system,” it stated.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 6:50pm On Sep 16, 2013
no make me laff...... NA my Facebook wall, I see am nw nw...... I say make I share am!!!!!
odizeey: Jovie,u try. E no funny at allll,go and try again,and get back to me
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 6:41pm On Sep 16, 2013
Question: Why did d chicken cross the road?
Answer;

OBAMA: It's all about CHANGE! The Chicken, like us, believed that it CAN!

GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for or against us.

BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance υя checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of chicken

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream. I envision a world where all
chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ: I guess it's a manifestation of our
transformation agenda for fresh air.
Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN: You see, I don't knew why the chicken will
behaviourance like that. The only things I can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house! No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools
are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the otherside?

HON PATRICK OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit­y of oblivious
occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the henfolk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray
a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric
proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has
done her civil biddings.

NSCDC LAGOS CHAIRMAN: The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by my oga at d top. I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and my oga now tells you another reason later.........#dazall#
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 9:19pm On Sep 15, 2013
make I sleep small...... Gud nite Y'all!!!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 1:41pm On Sep 15, 2013
Happy sunday to you all...................
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 3:21pm On Sep 14, 2013
jovie50: I just dey smile 4 here!!!!! Try dis 8/3 =5
how is this possible?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 11:34am On Sep 14, 2013
ditrix: thank u jovie,bt me neva even near gu tlk less of ru
I just dey smile 4 here!!!!! Try dis 8/3 =5 how is this possible?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 11:03am On Sep 14, 2013
Nekkie27: Aiite...d frst 1 i dnt tink d men wre shot cuz it doznt say anywhre dt dey wre 2 b shot or whom d military men shot...makin four 9's bkam hundred??...wel tuk me quite sumtym 2 figure out tho'...9 9 9 9...divide 1 9 by d oda...9/9=1, den add it 2 d oda two 9's...1+99=100!.....d last one ....dts quite cheap nd visible jst add a letter 2 'longer'..'LOUNGER' shud b d word...
your answers were right, except numba 1.... Read through it again @odizeey da guru...... I hail u o, u tried........
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 10:55am On Sep 14, 2013
odizeey: yes movie,prodigal broda
a foreign or home movie?....... Cos I would av loved to watch it
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by jovie50: 10:28am On Sep 14, 2013
Nekkie27: Nd 4 dose of u sweeties yellin abt 'g' @ d poles,@ d equator, in russia in mars nd all of dose...lemme tell u if i here in nigeria take 1kg of each nd weigh on a balance they'd both b d same weight...den i tke dem 2 mayb russia avin a varyin 'g' nd weigh it dere weda d weight drops or increases bkaz 'g' chnges d fakt remains dt both items wud assume same weights weda it reduces or nt frm its value in naija..i.e if both are 1kg here den dey MAY b 0.5kg ova dere 2 OF DEM none wud b heavier dn eachoda....got it?
I salute you ma!!!!! you were almost there........try n attempt d remaining questions ma?

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