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Mickey7: ℓ☺ℓ it's nt @sabo o..do U̶̲̥̅̊ use big joe?yeah I know big Joe..... Their office is situated: opp crital hope |
Didi 5: Sabook thanks man...... Is like kaduna peeps full dis thread o, I stay at kakuri!!!! |
Mexyz: U can get ur affidavits 4rm any high court in Nigeria. I did mine 4rm the federal high court in kaduna.I stay in kaduna, where is d federal high court located? |
good morning everyone!!!!! |
JOKE OF THE DAY: Some one's father kneeling down while collecting money from an ATM machine....... Lol |
pls any new development on ASUU strike........ Just heard 4rm a local radio station in kaduna, that it has been called off!!!!! |
Asakel: What can I say!how do u mean? But thanks 4 d compliment!!!! ![]() |
Ken excel: hi jovie which course were u given?medical biochemistry...... n u? |
Mickey7: so u've bn in benin all ur lyf? Hw sad! ..odizeey im suprised ure saying dt..@jovie my name is nd nt my names are.nd u adding '+1' to ur age isnt sometin u shud proudly say in public k? Pple lyk u are wat is wrong with naija.No offencethank u 4 ur observations about d English.....na ASUU cause am o....... I'll bear that in mind.......d DOB problem isn't mine, someone asked me....... I decided to post it here to procure some real answers to tell back....... I gave d person a vague explanation of what I know!!!!! hope u'll understand!!!!# |
abdulwizzy: I feel this strike is no longer in the interest of students this has turned into greed. All they now talk about is the lecturers salaries.the most painful part is that whether they work or not..... they'll still be paid...... what a country? |
@adex.......pls post d link again to dat my question you created as a thread..... |
the awkward moment, when u are fed up with ur country...... Cos of a little issue, which none of party involve want to succumb to........ ASUU should be scrapped after d agreement av been met!!!! Just my 2cent## |
Religion is indeed an opium... When you are high, you do silly things!!!!!! Instead of them to discuss on how to end the ASUU strike...... D idiot embarked on a 10 days fasting n prayers I SMH For this Country!!!!# |
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odizeey: jovie u b boy or gal,ur name sounds like one gal I knwmy full names are John Ovie - Jovie |
Make una help me out nw..... @Y'all |
emasco7: since its 2010,u nid d original, ok?pls WRT ur experience.... Is it a must? Answers pls...... |
odizeey: jovie u b boy or gal,ur name sounds like one gal I knwI b boy...... But na my sis pix dey my DP odizeey: it will b advisable,since u wrote 2010. U will gt to knw wen d requirements 4 clearance r out,bt go gt ur certificate shaI Changed my DOB during my jamb registration to -1yr....... So I'm thinking...... If only I can use my statement of result, I can bypass dat DOB issh....... Pls wat can I do? |
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jovie50: pls I need answers........ Is it compulsory for one to bring his/her original WAEC result for clearance? But a statement of result will suffice!!I need answers...... pls!!! |
Monsieursuave: Lamella??that guy is to0 good for my liking........ I hope he replicate RONALDO...... man utd should give him d no 7 jersey!!!!! sigidporte: just read that news on guardian bout uniben 2013 admission list now...what did u read? |
pls I need answers........ Is it compulsory for one to bring his/her original WAEC result for clearance? But a statement of result will suffice!! N.B I finished my O'level 2010..... |
old newz........lol akpan aniefiok: Just read dis from today's gurdian newspaper,dat dey have concluded admission,so no more hope for people dat has nt been admitted |
no make me laff...... NA my Facebook wall, I see am nw nw...... I say make I share am!!!!! odizeey: Jovie,u try. E no funny at allll,go and try again,and get back to me |
Question: Why did d chicken cross the road? Answer; OBAMA: It's all about CHANGE! The Chicken, like us, believed that it CAN! GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for or against us. BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance υя checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of chicken MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GEJ: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty. PATIENCE JONATHAN: You see, I don't knew why the chicken will behaviourance like that. The only things I can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house! No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the otherside? HON PATRICK OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the henfolk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings. NSCDC LAGOS CHAIRMAN: The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by my oga at d top. I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and my oga now tells you another reason later.........#dazall# |
make I sleep small...... Gud nite Y'all!!!! |
Happy sunday to you all................... |
jovie50: I just dey smile 4 here!!!!! Try dis 8/3 =5 |
ditrix: thank u jovie,bt me neva even near gu tlk less of ruI just dey smile 4 here!!!!! Try dis 8/3 =5 how is this possible? |
Nekkie27: Aiite...d frst 1 i dnt tink d men wre shot cuz it doznt say anywhre dt dey wre 2 b shot or whom d military men shot...makin four 9's bkam hundred??...wel tuk me quite sumtym 2 figure out tho'...9 9 9 9...divide 1 9 by d oda...9/9=1, den add it 2 d oda two 9's...1+99=100!.....d last one ....dts quite cheap nd visible jst add a letter 2 'longer'..'LOUNGER' shud b d word...your answers were right, except numba 1.... Read through it again @odizeey da guru...... I hail u o, u tried........ |
odizeey: yes movie,prodigal brodaa foreign or home movie?....... Cos I would av loved to watch it |
Nekkie27: Nd 4 dose of u sweeties yellin abt 'g' @ d poles,@ d equator, in russia in mars nd all of dose...lemme tell u if i here in nigeria take 1kg of each nd weigh on a balance they'd both b d same weight...den i tke dem 2 mayb russia avin a varyin 'g' nd weigh it dere weda d weight drops or increases bkaz 'g' chnges d fakt remains dt both items wud assume same weights weda it reduces or nt frm its value in naija..i.e if both are 1kg here den dey MAY b 0.5kg ova dere 2 OF DEM none wud b heavier dn eachoda....got it?I salute you ma!!!!! you were almost there........try n attempt d remaining questions ma? |

