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Romance › Re: 10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Guys by joviegghead: 9:30pm On Oct 10, 2015
chowlade:
Being virgin is not a stigma but some Naija virgin self are like;

1.They cannot handle relationship better
2.They laugh like kids (big turn off)
3.They flirt and pay too much on their looks as if they want to be beautiful like that of a lady.
4.They also want a virgin like them
5.They r mom's pet and can be shy
6. He's Inexperience and controlling as if he own you.
7.They asked meaningless questions all d time
8.Bad body languages. i.e No alpha male qualities in them. i.e they are not always tough
9.They can leak d secrets of d relationship that they shouldn't.
10.They usually not on top of their game unlike the Non virgin guys.

My own perception sha.
Jeez! You nailed it! This has to be the comment/post of the thread.. It was even better than those of the op.. Thank you so much.. Description of me,take it of leave it guys..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 3:22pm On Oct 10, 2015
Just printed my student information form(SIF),and guess what? It has been updated with my bank teller no,amount paid,bank name,and date paid..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 1:11pm On Oct 10, 2015
hormorlorlah:
nt angry
still don't believe you.. Can i call ya to be sure?... Hey guyz,by the way,i just noticed that the 10000th comment on this thread was actually my comment.. I think it calls for celebration.. Ha ha ha ha ha.. Just joking o... Wish everyone safe registration and first class degree in the future.. If u agree,u know what to do,or else,hmmm,so else something will happen to u..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 11:43am On Oct 10, 2015
hormorlorlah:
watever, na u sabi
hmmm,why do i sense slight anger from the tone of reply? Are you angry?.. C'mon sweetheart.*winks*
Jokes Etc › Re: Drop The Most Terrible English Statement You Have Ever Heard. by joviegghead: 10:58am On Oct 10, 2015
A teacher needed 4 boys to help carry out an assignment. So,he went into the class,and pointed at 4 boys, he said while pointing: you,you,you and you, BOTH of you all,pls follow me now..
Politics › Re: Shocker! Massive Coverups On Boko Haram Attacks!! by joviegghead: 9:13am On Oct 10, 2015
What can i say? Another clueless person trying to justify why his former clueless president should still be in power.. Even your signature says it all. Sorry,dude,i got news for you:'he lost 6 months ago and someone better has replaced him.. Anyways,congrats with your,umm,discovery?
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 8:30am On Oct 10, 2015
Dcoolest:
....lolz.....thanks anyways......
You're always welcome..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 7:58am On Oct 10, 2015
Dcoolest:
I dd moi screening yesterdae......and I av nt been able to print moi pay advice.....just wana knw if its exact 24hrs its gonna take b4 I wil be able to print ithuhhuh
Bia, why can't u guyz just be patient,shey u think say to update na small tin?.. Don't worry,infact,stop worrying.. It took me 5 days after my registration to print my payment advice,so, you waiting till,at least, Monday shouldn't kill you EXCEPT if you wanna kill urself over it..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 7:38am On Oct 10, 2015
hormorlorlah:
Gud morning. U dont av 2 ask. Since u're so curious 2 know, just log in 2 ur account nd c if u can. Just try.
That doesn't answer any of my questions.. But thanks,at least,for contributing,whether relevant or irrelevant.. And yea,good morning to you too..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 12:45am On Oct 10, 2015
By the way,umm,IBADANFINEST,LABODINHO&my other sure guys, i will like to ask y'all something just out of my silly curiosity : ''can the screening forms be printed without uploading ur document''? Also, can my uploaded docs be seen/viewed in my account,just incase i wanna have a look at them? Just asking o cuz I'm curious to know..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 12:04am On Oct 10, 2015
goalissy:
I made a mistake while filling my student information form(SIF form). I filled physics as e8 instead of b3..... is there any way it can be edited or is it gonna affect my admission in any way. I've done ma registration and screening thou
WTF! How on earth did you make that kind of mistake.. Do you know that ur student information with will be checked during ur final enrollment? The SIF can't be edited just like ur uploaded credentials.Once they're submitted,no editing. Cuz ur uploaded credentials give rise to the filling of ur grades.. Hmmm.. Anyway, u've got ur Original statement of results/certificate,right? Take them along during final enrollment just incase questions are being shot at u..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2015
Trinie:
*sighs*
I'm so tired. It was so stressful 2day. I couldn't do my screening 2day #Biz Ad. The man was very slow and it wasn't organised at all. Twas just "survival of the SHARPEST". I had issues with my names. I had to swear an affidavit in the sch and the Lawyer was also a slow old woman. It was just a few minutes to 7 I could finish err tin and they were alrdy done for the day. They said we'll continue 2mao morning. I am passing d nyt in sch. And it all continues 2mao...
I pray God makes me scale through. Any Biz Ad who was suxexfully screened 2dayhuh
eeyah, sorry.. But deep down in me it sounds funny.. Just joking...you said the man was slow..hmmm..i think the word u were looking for is 'THOROUGH' or 'DILIGENT' it's always like that.. I wish u success o..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2015
Trinie:
*sighs*
I'm so tired. It was so stressful 2day. I couldn't do my screening 2day #Biz Ad. The man was very slow and it wasn't organised at all. Twas just "survival of the SHARPEST". I had issues with my names. I had to swear an affidavit in the sch and the Lawyer was also a slow old woman. It was just a few minutes to 7 I could finish err tin and they were alrdy done for the day. They said we'll continue 2mao morning. I am passing d nyt in sch. And it all continues 2mao...
I pray God makes me scale through. Any Biz Ad who was suxexfully screened 2dayhuh
eeyah, sorry.. But deep down in me it sounds funny.. Just joking...you said the man was slow..hmmm..i think the word u were looking for is 'THOROUGH'. it's always like that.. I wish u success o..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 8:58pm On Oct 07, 2015
LoriaX:
but on the small paper given and the website, its enrollment next, where you'll submit biodata, sif to screening officials/admission office, just wanna be sure tho
i think that's final enrollment,and last time i checked it will commence from 16th November to 30th November.. After which u will be given clearance form..the next is what i like to call 'the real registration' at your faculty.. Anyway,i could be wrong but i know I'm right..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 8:05pm On Oct 07, 2015
LoriaX:
pls i have downloaded my receipt, whats next?, final enrollment or faculty/dept registration?, labodinho, others
dept/faculty screening is next.. U'll submit ur 2 remaining sets of docs.. Remember it's screening. Go to ur faculty to know the dates of ur screening..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 6:48pm On Oct 07, 2015
ore291:
I just printed my student receipt what's next
departmental/faculty screening.. Don't forget to print ur bio-data and student information form again which should have been updated after payment.. You'll need these documents along with ur online for final enrollment..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 6:47pm On Oct 07, 2015
ore291:
I just printed my student receipt what's next
departmental/faculty screening.. Don't forget to print ur bio-data and student information form which should have been updated after payment.. You'll need these documents along with ur online for final enrollment..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 6:26pm On Oct 07, 2015
Resodielle:
brotherly, please did you go through the faculty/dept clearance before the payment of your school fees?
it's completely up to each individual to decide if he/she will pay b4 or after the faculty screening.. But it is advisable to do it b4 the faculty screening,now that u have the chance.. Afterall,if u can scale through the 1st screening,faculty screening should be a probs,except,if u're scared of something... Just make u follow all the screening/registration procedures.. And pls,make sure you have all ur papers for final enrollment ready..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 5:28pm On Oct 07, 2015
ore291:
paid the schools fees at wema bank in the school
yea.. Me too.. I'll advice anyone to use wema bank.. They are fast.. Bank charges: #250.. The bank charges will be paid with ur fees..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 5:23pm On Oct 07, 2015
felixiho:
How did u do it.
u can print ur student receipt only and only if u've paid ur fees at the bank. After some hours(max 24 hours),log in to the student under graduate portal,log into your account,there u will see ''print receipt''. The bank u paid in,the amount u paid,ur department and faculty,ur reg no,the date u paid,receipt no,the session u paid for,the purpose for the payment and most importantly your name are all on the receipt.. Pls pls and pls,after printing the receipt,don't think ur bank teller is useless. Please keep it.. And as labodinho always says: 'guide it with ur life'
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 4:09pm On Oct 06, 2015
hormorlorlah:
I tried 2 print it 2day bt it wasnt going. can i print it at any cafe?
you'll have to be patient cuz the site is cramped.. Those having screening tomorrow and remainder of the week are all trying to complete their bio-data.. Even all the students of unilag are on the site cuz they are trying to print their exam pass.. In short,everybody connected to unilag are all trying to access the site so be patient.. Don't also forget that you just screened and it might take some time for u to print ur payment advice..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 3:36pm On Oct 06, 2015
hormorlorlah:
I tank God, i av been successfully screened. pls na who dey faculty of edu wey done print payment advice, aw much do u av on it
congrats sweetheart.. Now,u need to print ur payadvice slip.. And Pay ur fees..
Education › Re: JAMB 2015 Candidate Who Scored 320 Gets 10% In UNILAG Post-utme by joviegghead: 10:57am On Oct 06, 2015
Not sure about this,but,i might want to take sides with her.. I wrote the post utme also,and i was so sure that i would get a minimum of 32 upward,because it took me 6 months to practise for the exam.. I got to school for the exam by 7am but i ended up writing by 10pm(at night). I was so weak and tired but i was sure of my answers... At the end,i got 22/40.. I could swear i did better than this cuz i was thorough and quick with the test that i even had time to cross check ALL my answers and even write the ones i was not sure of..i was so happy after the test that i would score 30+ but i was disappointed.. Anyway,i still got admitted despite my low score in post utme because i also scored high in jamb.. I also saw numerous cases of people who scored 260+,270+,280+ getting 16,15, and even 11 in the post utme while people who scored low in jamb got high mark in post utme..
Education › Re: JAMB 2015 Candidate Who Scored 320 Gets 10% In UNILAG Post-utme by joviegghead: 10:51am On Oct 06, 2015
Not sure about this,but,i might want to take sides with her.. I wrote the post utme also,and i was so sure that i would get a minimum of 32 upward,because it took me 6 months to practise for the exam.. I got to school for the exam by 7am but i ended up writing by 10pm(at night). I was so weak and tired but i was sure of my answers... At the end,i got 22/40.. I could swear i did better than this cuz i was thorough and quick with the test that i even had time to cross check ALL my answers and even write the ones i was not sure of..i was so happy after the test that i would score 30+ but i was disappointed.. Anyway,i still got admitted despite my low score in post utme because i also scored high in jamb..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 9:38am On Oct 06, 2015
EbukaHades10:
Okay if you scale through let me know. Are you going today?
yes.
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 8:59am On Oct 06, 2015
EbukaHades10:
Going on your own. They will tell you to come on the 19th of October cus that's when there exam will start
don't be too sure cuz some people have done theirs
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 8:19am On Oct 06, 2015
Trinie:
Tinashekiki have you been successfully screened? And Jovie, drop me ur number. I'm going on wednesday for my screening.
08058885670
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 8:14am On Oct 06, 2015
emekadeboy:
guys y'all can start viewing your payment advice...
just viewed mine...ain't blank no more
yea, that's right
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 7:42am On Oct 06, 2015
kiddie:
stay there hope u filled yours cos the officer said its very important
dude chill, i was screened successfully,and I'm telling u how it was like.
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 7:27pm On Oct 05, 2015
Trinie:
Tinashekki or any other Biz Ad student shld quote me with their whatsapp number or bbm pin.
And what if they belong to neither of them(i.e. Whatapp/bbm).cus I'm a bus admin guy also..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 1:04pm On Oct 05, 2015
emekadeboy:
going on my own
planning to do the same.. Type ur number so that we can meet at school.. After all,we're in the same faculty. And we were screened the same day..
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by joviegghead: 1:03pm On Oct 05, 2015
emekadeboy:
going on my own
planning to do the same.. Type ur number so that we can meet at school.. After all,we're in the same faculty.

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