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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Which football club and player do you hate most? by jowizee(m): 4:43pm On Apr 02, 2013
Oahray: Hmmm... From this thread, Manchester United and Barcelona are the most hated teams and RVP, Messi and Ronaldo the most hated players.
epitome os success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, its childish hating players, they are doing their jobs!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Which football club and player do you hate most? by jowizee(m): 4:40pm On Apr 02, 2013
wasiudvd: Juventus, Messi.
like seriously, juventus!
PoliticsRe: El-rufai To Okonjo-iweala : Name The Sponsors Or Shut-up by jowizee(m): 12:48pm On Nov 12, 2012
pssword: Very rude and uncouth from a former minister and pubic figure
Rude abouthuh? That she's stealing ur future away! U have been blinded by theese so called theives in govt! Did u for 1ce tink dino will come up with false allegations and even if he did, what did NOI ddo to rubbish the allegations? Tink my friend! Think!
Christianity EtcRe: Exclusive Pictures of Pastor Oritsejafor’s Jet by jowizee(m): 12:37pm On Nov 12, 2012
abombom: make unu free this papa Ayo lyk terry G na. How about the one that has FOUR (4) Pryv8 jets. ( i didnt mentI0n any name 0!)
Pastor oyedepo!!!, that's who u wanna say, don't let fear kill you...ignorance shall lead many to hell not sin itself...all the pastors na scam!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Exclusive Pictures of Pastor Oritsejafor’s Jet by jowizee(m): 12:34pm On Nov 12, 2012
koastar: So your bible tells you Jesus bought the donkey with his money and owned it? And how did you know the donkey was the best in the whole of Jerusalem? Please stop comparing these pastors with Jesus. Jesus only borrowed the donkey for the triumphant entry. For your info, Jesus owned no property but went on doing good.
His pastor has brainnwashed him, I laugh at many who compare scam pastors with christ!..that's a big shame to all who come here and talk nonsense, they shud go readd their bibles very well..that man is a scam and has nothing good to offer..period
Christianity EtcRe: Exclusive Pictures of Pastor Oritsejafor’s Jet by jowizee(m): 12:31pm On Nov 12, 2012
kuss: Funding terrorism is more expensive than owning private jets.
THE MONEY THE USED TO TRAIN AND FUND TERRORISM IS ENOUGH TO BUILD UNIVERSITY AND BUY PRIVATE JET
Most of u talk on here with little knowleedge,christ gave us a guide to live ourr lives and not based on wwhat others do,justifyn the private jet because imams fund terrorisim is basless and very smmall minded,wwhat has the so called membeeers done to help theirr community? I bet most of their children go to public skools with bare feets, thee donkey christ used was a borrowed donkey! Read urr bibble well..mandd to crown it all, the kings of christ time, rode horses and chariots!!! Not donkeys..dnt come heere arguin thrash! Do ur homework before u spit nonsense
PoliticsRe: El-rufai To Okonjo-iweala : Name The Sponsors Or Shut-up by jowizee(m): 9:14pm On Nov 08, 2012
kingoflag: What Century are you living in, Illiterate? Invite Journalists and "pay" them to go edit his words to how many people when he can state his point to millions with one shot?

SMH illiterates will be the death of Nigeria.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA,THAT GUY IS A FOOL..ITS AMAZING WEN WITH LITTLE OR NO STRESS HE CAN VOICE HIS OPINION WITH STROKES OF A PAD, WHY INVITE REPORTERS? AFTERALL IS NAIRALAND NOT A REPORTING SITE REPORTING THE ISSUE AND OTHER COUNTLESS MEDIA OUTLETS!!!!! SOME NIGERIANS ACTUALLY STILL LIVE IN THE DARK AGES, SAD TO SAY
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Is A Man With No Reputation For Honour Or Decency – Okonjo-iweala by jowizee(m): 8:18pm On Nov 08, 2012
duni04: Don't blame him, blame whoever named him Dino. What else do you expect from someone with Dino as name, a dogs name. Little wonder he behaves like a dog. From sleeping around with ho's to fighting in the National Assembly chambers. He needs deliverance from his name grin
SHUT UP...U ACT LIKE SAY YOU NO DEY F..K, WHAT HAS HIS PERSONAL LIFE HAVE TO DO WITH NATIONAL ISSUES? JUST COME UP HERE AND TALK NONSENSE
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Is A Man With No Reputation For Honour Or Decency – Okonjo-iweala by jowizee(m): 8:15pm On Nov 08, 2012
Tusky44: Couldn't agree more. Just to add the scumest of all scum...GEJ. Without his own scumbag, the scums aren't complete.
GEJ,NOI...FUCKING THIEVES
PoliticsRe: El-rufai To Okonjo-iweala : Name The Sponsors Or Shut-up by jowizee(m): 8:04pm On Nov 08, 2012
tpacalipse: So Jona is successful?
DONT MIND THE FOOL, CLEARLY DONT KNOW WHAT SUCCESS IS, WHATS HIS JOB AGAIN?
PoliticsRe: El-rufai To Okonjo-iweala : Name The Sponsors Or Shut-up by jowizee(m): 8:02pm On Nov 08, 2012
Itoroetti :
Whatz d difference between el rufai and melaye?both political criminals seekng attention that d cant get.they keep jealousing jona's success.
WHAT SUCCESS ABEG, WHATS HIS DUTY AGAIN? A CALL TO SERVICE NOT STEAL OUR MONEY!!!! AND YOU SAY SUCCESS!! WHAT HAS NIGERIA ACHIEVED SO FARhuh? AND YOU SAY SUCCESS!! SPITS
PoliticsRe: El-rufai To Okonjo-iweala : Name The Sponsors Or Shut-up by jowizee(m): 8:01pm On Nov 08, 2012
ballabriggs: Why follow what he says on facebook and twitter? Me thinks those like Omokri and naijapundit who stalk him daily are more foolish than he is. If you claim he is a low life but then you think what he says is worthy of news on your page, then you are a lower life.
WITH THIS STATEMENT YOU BE TAKEN BACK TO THE DARK AGES,SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOW MAKING NIGERIANS SEE THE WICKEDNESS OF OUR LEADERS, HOW MANY OF YOU READ NEWSPAPERShuh YOU CALL SOMEONE A LOW LIFE THEN YOU MUST BE SHIT, HE HAS SAID IT ALL SHE SHOUD NAME DEM OR SHUT THE Bleep UP...HE HAS HIS PROOF AND HAS MADE NIGERIANS KNOWN #, IF SHES INNOCENT THAT SHOULDNT BE A PROBLEM..AND YOU KNOW SHES NOT
PoliticsRe: El-rufai To Okonjo-iweala : Name The Sponsors Or Shut-up by jowizee(m): 7:57pm On Nov 08, 2012
GARRI (x7):
NAME THEM OR SHAARRAAPPPP!!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin

NICE RESPONSE FROM THE "PINT-SIZED" MINISTER....

Afterall, if na poor man thief maggi dem go parade am for NTA......
I SWEAR,SHE SHOULD NAME THEM, STUPID GOVERNMENT ALWAYS LOOKING FOR EXCUSES
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye To Okonjo-iweala - Obama Saw Through You by jowizee(m): 7:50pm On Nov 08, 2012
Nuzo':
On a personal ground, I don't think Dino owes Nigeria any explanation on who he frolicks with, so far its on mutually agreed terms and not forced. However, as an anti corruption "activist", he may need to tone down on his extra-marital sexual escapades.

On a public affairs, Dino seem to have lost it by wrongly accusing NOI for signing and paying the fuel subsidy marketers. In fact, she was the one who moved for the policy to be scapped. Nigerians forget easily.

Her concern is that CBN deduct subsidy for marketer from federation account without approval of Ministry of finance.

If not for the slow pace at with the FG and judiciary are going about this subsidy scam, folks like Dino will not be of any relevance in our public affairs. Not because of his notorious lifestyle, but because of the following:

1. Dino was one of the most lousy, badly dressed and corrupt representatives Nigeria has ever produced.

2. Dino has cases in court regarding his numerous involvement in contract frauds running into billions.

3. Dino is said to havee been compromised by the fuel subsidy defaulters and oil companies. Looks like he's been used to attack their prosecutors.

4. Dino is said to be worth millions of dollars to the extent of handing out N10million to a mistress.

On Obama seeing through NOI regarding the world bank job, we all knew Obama had no choice than to support an American for the job. They made it claer that they can't be contributing over 70percent of world bank money and have a non-USA citizen come and head the organisation. Its an American tradition.
BULLSHIT....YOU DONT HAVE FACTS AND YOUR HERE RUNNING YOUR MOUTH..WHICH COURT CASE DOES HE HAVE..YOU ARE ONE OF GEJ ATTACK DOGS ABI? AFTER THE FIRST THREE LINES I KNEW U WERE A SCAM..FUCKING IDIOT,


DINO IS ON AIT ALMOST EVERY WEEK...BRING YOUR BASELESS ACCUSATIONS IF YOU HAVE ANY..BASTARDS LIKE YOU THAT WANTS TO KEEP THIS COUNTRY FROM MOVING FORWARD, SPENDING 350MILION ON ONLY PLATES WHILE PEOPLE HAVENT EATEN, AND YOU CAN OPEN THAT YOUR ROTTEN MOUTH TO TALK NONSENSE
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye To Okonjo-iweala - Obama Saw Through You by jowizee(m): 7:45pm On Nov 08, 2012
nuclearboy: Why does anybody who becomes a critic of this government suddenly come under attack for their personal life while the real issues at stake get swept under the table? Who is paying all these 14 year olds to misrepresent everyone outside of government?

Why don't you turn your searchlight upon the government that you pay and criticize your employees? Why is it those that are asking the questions you should be asking that you condemn?

Dino Melaye can impregnate 400 women daily if he wants - its his back and "bits" doing the work, not yours! Those who are in government are the ones that owe you probity and accountability!

Why did 2.6 trillion disappear and WHO approved the payments? And by the way, if "OccupyNigeria" (a protest and questioning) hadn't happened, would anyone be asking questions today? that's why reasonable humans critique their governments!
exactly, dino dosent owe anyone an explanation about his personal life, the gov owes eah and everyone of us an explanation anout missing money and the welfare of nigerians, people come on here and run their mouths for no reason, if you concerned about the welfare of the nation, shut ur mouth up....dangote employing PHD holders as drivers says it all about the economy of nigeria and who we ask questions? NOI
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye To Okonjo-iweala - Obama Saw Through You by jowizee(m): 7:38pm On Nov 08, 2012
moodswing: First it was El Rufai, now another nuisance has taken the stage.

This guy should go find a job like every other person and stop disturbing those that are working.
which work abeg? stealing our money is work abi? u are those peeps who sell their votes for 100 naira bread and one egg...spitsss
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye To Okonjo-iweala - Obama Saw Through You by jowizee(m): 7:36pm On Nov 08, 2012
HAH: please tell me where Dino went wrong, he has raised an issue instead of addressing what he has brought up people are always going against his personality. for all I care Dino can be way worth in his personal life but as long as the message of his crusade is valid iam with him.
word, am not suprised to find typical hypocritical nigerians who want to stay in poverty forever,if dino had sometin up his sleeves he wudnt dare attack anoda corrupt official, NOI is a corrupt woman and will only drive nigeria into more dept, how can a reasonable country budget 350million for plateshuh where in the world is that done, if people aint ready to fight they should sit down and allow people who want to fight,fight
RomanceRe: What's Your Opinion On Open Relatipnships? by jowizee(m): 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2012
phineboy1pimple: Can U?
WHY VENTURE INTO A RELATIONSHIP ATALL IF U AINT READY AND AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP FOR THAT MATTER....THATS MORE LIKE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS I GUESS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by jowizee(m): 10:18pm On Oct 29, 2012
[quote author=@jowizee][/quote]FANS OF LFC, CFC AFC MCFC A LOT OF THEM COME FROM A BUNCH OF UNITED HATERS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by jowizee(m): 10:14pm On Oct 29, 2012
Decryptor: Shattaaaappp! U are a die-hard chelsick fan! Ur previous posts in ur profile has given u away!
DONT MIND THAT TWAAT CLAIMING A FRUSTRATED UNITED FAN...HOW FAKE CAN HE BE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by jowizee(m): 10:10pm On Oct 29, 2012
dopeJemi: C me c wahala oh

So hau does dis match affect us winning d titLe or hau does it affect us winning d oda games

U lost respect 4 man-u. Why?

Gimme 1 reason y u lost respect 4 us

Na we cuz d red cardhuh

Waz it our fault




I TIRE MYSELF....MARK CLATTENBERG REPORTED BY CHELSEA FOR 'INAPPROPRIATE' LANGUAGE APPARENTELY HE CALLED TORRES A STRIKER

I wonder wah people fink wiv dese dayzhuh

Or izit because we scoredhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by jowizee(m): 10:02pm On Oct 29, 2012
awesome_t: [size=28pt]BIG TIME CHEATING IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL IN FAVOUR OF MAN UTD...FROM AND ARSENAL FAN[/size]
ATLEAST IF YOU HAVE TO SHOUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE...SPELL CORRECTLY..AND I DONT REMEMBER ROONEY OR CARRICK OFFICIATING THE GAME..THE ONLY DEBATABLE CALL WAS THE SENDING OFF OF TORRES...EVANS DID TOUCH HIM BUT CONTACT WASNT ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM DIVE...LUIZ SHUD HAVE WALKED COS ALL HE DID WAS KICK RVP ALL TRU..ALL IN ALL IT WAS A FAIR GAME.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by jowizee(m): 9:57am On Oct 20, 2012
Rapuziaokwu: I submitted August 22nd
Form august, is it the first aapplication or supporting documents?
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by jowizee(m): 9:00am On Oct 20, 2012
Joe980: Bursted lipsrsealed
My email is Musaj01@gmail.com
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by jowizee(m): 5:22pm On Oct 19, 2012
yungokus: @jowizee when did u submit your application and when did u do your medicals
Submitted june and had medicals ending august annd got a letter to submit a refrence letter from my bank 24th of last month
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by jowizee(m): 2:40pm On Oct 19, 2012
AugustApplicant: Nothing to worry about; usually the embassy does that when they have doubts regarding someone's statement of account. One month of waiting for TRV after medical is still in order. The best.

Its important to note that if your bank statement is faulted, your documents may not be returned to VFS.
Tanx,the bank statement from UBA was said to have been altered,and CDHC reqquested a letter from the HEAD office UbA, I had to go the bank I received my 6 months bank statement and showed them the copy they gave me,they said there was notin wrong,I actually had to give the refrence letter to sme1 who works with CDHC to go tru and he said that was what VO wanted, a verificatn,I have submitted it and still no reponse
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by jowizee(m): 2:32pm On Oct 19, 2012
Ignatio: Who is an akata?
na wa o,must dey tell u say man body no be fire wood
TravelRe: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by jowizee(m): 2:22pm On Oct 19, 2012
Stella_Bella: 1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?

2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.

4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero

5. Have alternative for accommodation, even your brother will disappoint you and blame akata/oyinbo wife.

6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.

7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me

8. Wash all your Nigeria clothes with their detergent and softener to remove Nigeria Akpu, stock-fish, and beans smell.

9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.

10. Shave off all Nigeria armpit,private hair and wash yourself with their deodorant soap.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contribution is wanted.


Have a great day!
Looool, number 8 is a big joke and I don't agreee with all you said on here
TravelRe: Things You Shouldn't Wear Inside An Aircraft.(inflight Fashion) by jowizee(m): 2:12pm On Oct 19, 2012
Imanuelle: Avoid playing tonto dikeh's song on board!
U could cause a plane crash!
true talk oh,that song can cause engine failure
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by jowizee(m): 1:59pm On Oct 19, 2012
lillaowow: Welcoming Everyone on Board
MORE [size=13pt]TRV[/size] in the house
[color=#006600][/color] Hello Everyone, I have been an active reader of " travelling to canada" cos am at the latter stage of gettin my TRV,I decided ttto join this big family as I have learnt a lot from this forum..on a side note I was asked to bring a reference letter frm the bank after my medicals and its 2 weeks and still no word regardin my final apppproval, waitin can be hell and u wake up in the morning not knowin what to do with ur life,I know so many waiting and soon we will have cos to celebrate

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