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Him: Hi , you are beautiful

Her: You just assaulted me sexually.

Note: Approaching a lady and demanding sex is not sexual assault.
Touching, making unsolicited sexual remarks e.t.c are what really counts

We really need to educate Nigerians both male and female on the difference between Sexual assault and sex request.

The following days were not all that horrible though the early morning trauma continued.I decided to get myself a camp girlfriend. I took my time to pick a mate, someone on the regular side,not too expensive or classy.besides it's just going to be a few weeks relationship.

I can't tell how long further I have been in my sleep, all I could hear and see were people running, some were squatting and leaping like frogs. Soon a soldier shouted at me (still in my boxers and singlet) " You otondo, double up there".
First day first problem 😂

was misinformed that morning routine starts by 5am, so I could hardly understand the sound of the bugle piercing through my ear drums barely 4am. In a moment the sound exited the room, and without hesitation, I resumed my sleep soundly.

The Federal Government under the Leadership of the President rejected the budget presented by The National Population Commission (NPC) For the proposed 2025 Census which was earlier postponed in 2023. It should be noted that NPC expended 200 billion in 2023 for training of Special workers, facilitators and acquisition of gadgets.
The president advised the commission to utilise Corp Members for the census exercise instead.

We arrived Emure the camp ground in no distant time, we were checked in, and allowed to rest. If only I knew the next morning will mark the beginning of my worst season yet. I love my sleep I won't lie, now you will understand why waking up by four was a big issue.

Soon the special day was here. My trip was not all eventful, I was either asleep or on my phone most of the time. The moment I got to Ekiti there were buses all over heading to the camp ground. I linked up with other corp members.
Now my journey begins.

So long you are rich or in a position of authority in Nigeria, you can hardly be considered a sex offender.

The next couple of days happened so fast. Soon it was a day before camping begins.. I already have everything planned out, I will be taking a bus from Warri to Akure, then from Akure a direct bus to Ekiti.

"Oh Lord" Anywhere but the North, I said to myself quietly. Not too bad sha ' Na Ekiti them carry you go'. He muttered out.
It was a bitter sweet situation. Heartbreak for missing out on PH City, and joy of not being posted to the north.

My Service Year

Sitting behind my desk and watching Nneka walk towards me with her well ironed kaki, I couldn't help but remember my NYSC year just about 7 years ago.
Like clay in the hands of a potter, I sat patiently observing the cyber operator as He scrolled through his system in an attempt to print out my call-up later. My heart was razing bearing in mind all that have been happening in the North.

Lemon Army

Easy win, huge goal difference

Them don arrest loader

[quote author=7upnigeria post=127672089]Just like your mum and sisters

Na only God dey save person for this country, poison everywhere.

Someone just lost his/her job. There must be a scapegoat