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[quote author=TheBillyonaire post=134598642][/quote]They are only doing this to protect themselves from the blogs. E.g Ned Nwoko and Chika Ike relationship was made known by a blog |
You posted nonsense, you get arrested 2) Your earnings will be taxed The government of the day wants to take over control of the media. It is well |
Arsenal coming for the EPL in 5,4,3,2,1 booooom |
And then to the punters, stop betting. Invest into something with assurance of returns. |
These Arsenal players should look at each other at the end of the season and say we f*cked up. That's the only way they can forge ahead |
In all honesty, it was Arteta's season, but He gifted it away to Liverpool. |
Check out my amazing story. My NYSC STORY
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feedthenation:Salah going Van dyk going Arnold gone |
MaziObinnaokija:Calling someone's mother Olosho, and she dey learn for where your mama dey |
MaziObinnaokija:It's better to pick used bottles than to spread leg all over the place. Queen of oloshos. Spread leg 3 times for 3 square meal |
MaziObinnaokija:Na indomie and egg them take lure your mama enter house. Na you be the result, na why you dey quick recognise olosho. You product of backyard quickie |
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Twitter to the rescue |
Why can't they just quit, why do they keep going back |
More comments below |
Below are some funny comments from a major bookie. In most cases people spend so much betting, win a little not up to what they won and splash it all again on the same platforms.
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Education and Commerce is suffering in Nigeria, nobody cares, but FBI could deploy staff to come teach Nigeria's force how to catch fraudsters. We could learn a thing or two from Egypt, south Africa and Kenya. When it comes to cybercrime they are leading us by 4 goals to nil. But our government just like selling us out cheap with dirty names to the Western world |
Please what was Efcc doing before they started chasing yahoo boys? Because now it's more like Yahoo boys financial crime commission YBFCC. |
I will be sharing next about my stay at IFAKI proper. My experience was top notch. School, fellowship, lodge and fun life. Thanks to everyone reading so far |
I left IFAKI for Ado-Ekiti the following morning, made a quick stop with the guy who gave me the camp informations( He was still serving then and Fed poly). I was able to catch the next bus to Benin that same day. With hopes of making it to Delta. The distance from Ekiti to Edo is not all that lengthy, but most vehicles plying that direction just happen to be slow with old drivers. |
Soon I saw a bus provided by NCCF with the inscription on it. I joined in. The journey to IFAKI was eventful,filled with music, worship, jokes and many more. We were given a warm reception by the corp members at the lodge. Another journey begins. I later got to leave the lodge after finding the location of my school. I got to pass the night in a hotel with one of the female corp members who from all indication was going to be of good assistance to me. Well in case you are wondering nothing happened between us in the hotel room, just some slow missionary strokes and few minutes of collapsed d@ggy. |
We came out in numbers the following morning and stood platoon by platoon by the window, Like students waiting to collect their results. While some were jubilating ove their PPA, others were rather heart broken, due to disappointment of bribing but still not getting the state capital. I was posted to "IFAKI". |
The early morning cold water bath( though there was hot water option), the runny beans meal, and need I mention the interrupted hours of sleep. Were the memories that filled my head while listening to "London , Song by Skiibii" Soon the music from OBs came to a stop, the night slowly faded into silence. |
There was no camp fire despite the plea from corp members, for security reasons. It's the last night of camping we will be gone by the day. It's been 3 weeks that seemed like 3 years, with a touch of prison experience. |
She threatened to scream if I attempt anything funny, mere looking at her eyes I knew she was going to do it. I did let her off. The feeling of regret clouding my head, mixed with a konji. Funds squandered,heart broken. Leaving that room I vowed never to betray my heart again, who go f#ck you nor go stress you, you don't have to spend a penny to get a girl l@id. |
The moment we entered I shut the door and pounced on her like a wolve attempting to devour a prey. She returned my kiss, but the mood changed when I reached for her zip. "Please we can't do this" Omo abi this one dey whine. Baby no need for formalities, I know we both want this. |
After about few minutes of enjoying a meal of soft drink and hot sauced meat, I signaled her to come with me, "to where?" she asked Relax it's a surprise, soon we entered the lodge, little did I know hot betrayal was cooking. |
I made an arrangement with one of the Mami sellers(got his number before camp)to help me procure a small space where I can comfortably fornicate for about 10-20 minutes. He gave me the key to a single room besides the market lodge. "Omo Mercy go feel am I muttered" |
The man in me woke up as I fell in love instantly. I knew my heart will be shattered at some point,but at that point all that mattered was to love and be loved. My eyes betrayed my heart. That Sunday evening I splashed my one week budget on her enjoying different delicacies. |
The following day was Sunday, I left camp fellowship early, I got to see her in another wear other than all white costume. She cast a great figure in her gown which held her bust softly, ran smoothly down her waist and once again held her hips warmly. I have a thing for Ladies who know how to dress up. |
I walked up to a girl sitting alone who looked more like a good option, we exchanged pleasantries and shared a few jokes without saying much we both understood the objectives of our closeness. We shared our first kiss in Mami that night. Omo I go enjoy this camp, I muttered as I lay in bed that night to sleep. |
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