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Business / Re: I Want To Start A Business Centre, Need Advise And Guidelines by jozzee: 10:05am On Aug 03
Sixx:
Sir, this price is very outdated. I'm in same shoes with you. Trying to set up my own computer business center but to be honest with you, with the current price of things, I did my research and costing and am getting like 5m plus. Some are even fairly used ooo. Though I intend to diversify my services so I typically need more equipment. But hey, that's the only way to beat the competition in this business😜

5m? That's amazing!
Business / Re: I Want To Start A Business Centre, Need Advise And Guidelines by jozzee: 8:59pm On Jul 18
This a price estimate someone gave in this space in 2015. Can anyone hrlp me with the current price? Thanks.

1- Desktop 2- (15,000-18,000 each)
2- UPS- 1200VA costs ₦15,500 while 1500V costs ₦18,000
3. Laptop. Should I go for desktops or laptops?
3- Printer/Scanner- (3 in 1 ) ₦12,000
4- Colored printer (Some folks suggest laser jet should be used for black and white while deskjet/inkjet printers should be used for colored printing)
5- Photocopier - 40,000-45,000
6- laminator- 7,500
7- spiral binder? not sure of the price.
8- Thumb printer? No idea.
9- Generator- 45,000 Can my 1kva generator work for this?

Thanks
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Business / Re: I Want To Start A Business Centre, Need Advise And Guidelines by jozzee: 12:24pm On Jul 18
gratefulheart:
1. In all you do, chosing the right location is crucial for this business.

You're within or around a university, polytechnic, college of education, local government secretariat, or state government secretariat. That's where you can get good ROI.

2. Be know about everything and all things. Seek knowledge because people will come to you for solutions. That will be your selling point.

Best wishes





Well received, thank you sir
Business / Re: I Want To Start A Business Centre, Need Advise And Guidelines by jozzee: 12:23pm On Jul 18
Zwooks:



There are some.modern day PCS. It is a single CPU. and can be connected to like five to ten screens. Just get that single CPU unit. Make sure the RAM is high. Then you can connect it to even ten flat screens as much as you like. I am not too sound on this as I made the research a long time ago. Speak with people sha and do your research


Computer village can be irritating. But that's the place to go to o

Thank you sir. I really appreciate this.
Business / Re: I Want To Start A Business Centre, Need Advise And Guidelines by jozzee: 8:58am On Jul 18
Zwooks:
Don't buy photo copier fairly o. The amount you will spend on repairs will exhaust you


Before buying a computer printer make sure you consult well and ask for the ones that needs cheap refills as some use inks whose replacement are pricey


Make sure you add passport photograph system to your biz


Good luck




And make sure your PCS have at least 16gb RAM for speed. If your pc is slow because you like to save money customers won't return when you keep wasting their time using a slow PC

Thanks again. Would you advice going for fairly used PCs or new? Desktops or laptops? Where is the best place to buy these items? I know of computer village but the news or reviews from that market is not too good.
Business / Re: I Want To Start A Business Centre, Need Advise And Guidelines by jozzee: 8:53am On Jul 18
I appreciate this.

Zwooks:
Don't buy photo copier fairly o. The amount you will spend on repairs will exhaust you


Before buying a computer printer make sure you consult well and ask for the ones that needs cheap refills as some use inks whose replacement are pricey


Make sure you add passport photograph system to your biz


Good luck




And make sure your PCS have at least 16gb RAM for speed. If your pc is slow because you like to save money customers won't return when you keep wasting their time using a slow PC
Business / I Want To Start A Business Centre, Need Advise And Guidelines by jozzee: 8:48am On Jul 18
I am based in Lagos. I want to start a business centre, need advise and guidelines. The business centre will focus on computer training and photocopy/typesetting, exam registration etc. I want to start small.

I know I will need computers, printers, photocopying machine etc. Please help me with a full list of what I will need.
Should I buy new items or fairly used?
Where get them the items that won't give me problem.
Current cost of items.
Others things I may need.

Thank you for your help.
Computers / Where Can I Get New Laptop, Printer, Photocopier In Ogun Or Lagos? by jozzee: 2:57pm On Jul 17
I need those devices for my business but a lot of people in this space have advised against going to computer village, Ikeja or ordering online from jumia. Kindly recommend if you've thread this line before and there's any store(s) you know that sells brand new computers, photocopiers, printers, etc, not refurbished items.

Thanks.
Business / Where Can I Get New Laptop, Printer, Photocopier In Ogun Or Lagos? by jozzee: 1:48pm On Jul 17
I need those devices for my business but a lot of people in this space have advised against going to computer village, Ikeja or ordering online from jumia. Kindly recommend if you've thread this line before and there's any store(s) you know that sells brand new computers, photocopiers, printers, etc, not refurbished items.

Thanks.
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: THREAD CLOSED: Copywriter Needed For One-off Writing Task by jozzee: 8:15am On Feb 10
Hello
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 10:27pm On Dec 09, 2023
aylive02:
. That's your father 😂

You're truly a gorilla. If not, you won't just appear from nowhere and call your father a liar.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 11:01pm On Dec 08, 2023
aylive02:
. You're a liar

Who's this gorilla?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 8:27am On Dec 07, 2023
nocodechief:


Lol not surprised. You won’t recognize quality writing even if it shared the same bed with you. If you did, you won’t be offering 2.5/W. Enjoy your slop.

Thank you, Mr. Quality Writer! It's not compulsory to apply, so why the headache?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 8:20am On Dec 07, 2023
RichDaniels:


It's funny how childish you speak and to your small brain it's making sense. You don't even know me and you've assumed that I am unemployed. 😂 For you to be paying people at #2.5/word, I'm so sure I can feed and employ you. But I wouldn't reduce myself to engaging in childish rants like you and would only address the facts. To start with, I never insulted you, rather you insulted me. I only laid the truth, which you know but somehow try to fight it. Your problem isn't me, your problem is you know I spoke the truth and it pains you. You're complaining of getting good writers but you'd be paying peanuts for a highly technical work. Tomorrow you'd come over to Nairaland and be complaining like a child, "Nairaland writers are this! Nairaland writers are that! Ye, ye, ye", 🤣 just dey play. You go soon explain tire!

If you're not okay with the offer, simply walk away...
You can do yourself a favor by not commenting on my posts again in your miserable life.

Mr. Porn Star, is the simple English in the bolded too difficult for your dull brain to understand?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 4:46am On Dec 06, 2023
nocodechief:


For 2.5/W, you are obviously inviting people who use AI or amateur writers. Good luck with that.

Thanks, but contrary to your thoughts, the position has been filled and the job was successfully completed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 4:40am On Dec 06, 2023
RichDaniels:


I agree you can't pay me, because you cannot afford me. How do you guys even think, where do you keep your small brains? Writing is a tasking job, the field you even want written requires strong research and you somehow think a good writer would accept your offer. I've told you, with love, you better write that stuff yourself.

Grow up, boy. You feel too entitled and this ugly attitude can make you jobless for a long time. I am certain you are unemployed and jobless that's why you're having a constant headache on my job post. Employers don't owe you a dime. If you're not okay with their offer, simply walk away... and, hey, without spoiling your employer's good name because he hasn't done you any bad. And if you have already taken a job and feel you're underpaid but your employer refuses to oblige, simply resign and leave. Pay a visit to your office in the following days and see your position gallantly filled. Unfortunately for you, the position I advertised some weeks ago, which is currently giving you headache and HBP, has been filled and the job was completed. You can do yourself a favor by not commenting on my posts again in your miserable life.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 10:40pm On Dec 04, 2023
[quote author=RichDaniels post=127190997][/quote]

Unfortunately, the job I advertised is not for a porn star... so I can't hire or pay you. And next time if a hirer mentions an amount that is not okay with you, simply face front.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 11:16pm On Nov 25, 2023
What does a p*rn star like you know? What concerns a p*rn star with a writing project? You better get lost!

RichDaniels:


No wonder the writer used AI to write the content. You want a rewrite on a highly scientific and technical matter as puberty and you want to pay #2.5/word. First of all, who still pays #2.5/word? Not to talk of a rewrite for that price.

My advice to you is that you edit the stuff yourself because you'd get fu**ked up works continuously with that budget. Best of luck.


RichDaniels:
Female porn star needed in Lagos and Abuja
A porn production company is in search of female porn stars in Lagos and Abuja

Interested applicants should send "female" to 0807 265 5341
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 7:14am On Nov 22, 2023
Hello NLs,

I need a high-quality rewriter to rewrite a book on puberty for boys. The book currently failed originality.ai check, as the writer used chatgpt, quillbot, or other AI writing tools.

Your job is to rewrite the book and give it a complete human touch so it can pass originality.AI check.

While Ai check pass is important to us, good use of the English language is also important.

Please note that the use of chatgpt, quillbot, etc. for rewriting is NOT allowed.

You should be able to deliver each content quickly and perfectly.

AGAIN, Good use of the English language (grammar, spelling, punctuation, flow, syntax, etc.) is essential.

Preferably, you should have access to Grammarly premium to check your work before submission.

If this is what you can do, contact me on Whatsapp, 081... 67..80 44..01

Regards,
Jozzee


P.S
Budget is N2.5/word
Payment will be made after each chapter.
The content is already plagiarism-free but detected as bot-created, so this isn't just about plagiarism.
There is an opportunity for a long term work, if everything goes well.

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Business / I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Puberty For Boys by jozzee: 7:06am On Nov 22, 2023
Hello NLs,

I need a high-quality rewriter to rewrite a book on puberty for boys. The book currently failed originality.ai check, as the writer used chatgpt, quillbot, or other AI writing tools.

Your job is to rewrite the book and give it a complete human touch so it can pass originality.AI check.

While Ai check pass is important to us, good use of the English language is also important.

Please note that the use of chatgpt, quillbot, etc. for rewriting is NOT allowed.

You should be able to deliver each content quickly and perfectly.

AGAIN, Good use of the English language (grammar, spelling, punctuation, flow, syntax, etc.) is essential.

Preferably, you should have access to Grammarly premium to check your work before submission.

If this is what you can do, contact me on Whatsapp, 081... 67..80 44..01

Regards,
Jozzee


P.S
Budget is N2.5/word
Payment will be made after each chapter.
The content is already plagiarism-free but detected as bot-created, so this isn't just about plagiarism.
There is an opportunity for a long term work, if everything goes well.
Business / Re: Get Illustration Artworks and designs done For Your Business by jozzee: 2:23am On Nov 15, 2023
Can you illustrate books?
Business / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite 3 Book Synopses by jozzee: 10:31pm On Sep 12, 2023
This vacancy has been closed and is no longer accepting applications.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite 3 Book Synopses by jozzee: 10:30pm On Sep 12, 2023
This vacancy has been closed and is no longer accepting applications.
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite 3 Book Synopses by jozzee: 5:34pm On Sep 06, 2023
I need a high-quality rewriter to rewrite 3 synopses (800 words altogether). The synopses currently failed originality.ai check, as the writer used chatgpt, quillbot, or other AI writing tools.

Your job is to rewrite the synopses and give it a complete human touch so it can pass originality.AI check.

Please note that the use of chatgpt, quillbot, etc. for rewriting is not allowed.

You should be able to deliver each content quickly and perfectly.

The rewritten synopses should flow well and be interesting to read.

Good use of the English language (grammar, spelling, punctuation, syntax, etc.) is essential.

NOTE: You must be willing to do a 100-word sample, so I can see your fit for the job.

This is a small job but there's a potential for more jobs if everything goes well.

Contact me on Whatsapp: 081...67...80..44...01

P.S
Budget is N2.5/word
Payment will be made after the rewrite.
The content is already plagiarism-free but detected as bot-created, so this isn't just about plagiarism.
Business / I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite 3 Book Synopses by jozzee: 5:26pm On Sep 06, 2023
I need a high-quality rewriter to rewrite 3 synopses (800 words altogether). The synopses currently failed originality.ai check, as the writer used chatgpt, quillbot, or other AI writing tools.

Your job is to rewrite the synopses and give it a complete human touch so it can pass originality.AI check.

Please note that the use of chatgpt, quillbot, etc. for rewriting is not allowed.

You should be able to deliver each content quickly and perfectly.

The rewritten synopses should flow well and be interesting to read.

Good use of the English language (grammar, spelling, punctuation, syntax, etc.) is essential.

NOTE: You must be willing to do a 100-word sample, so I can see your fit for the job.

This is a small job but there's a potential for more jobs if everything goes well.

Contact me on Whatsapp: 081...67...80..44...01

P.S
Budget is N2.5/word
Payment will be made after the rewrite.
The content is already plagiarism-free but detected as bot-created, so this isn't just about plagiarism.
Business / I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Priority Management by jozzee: 7:05pm On Jun 24, 2023
Hello NLs,

I need a high-quality rewriter to rewrite a book on priority management. The book currently failed originality.ai check, as the writer used chatgpt, quillbot, or other AI writing tools.

Your job is to rewrite the book and give it a complete human touch so it can pass originality.AI check.

Please note that the use of chatgpt, quillbot, etc. for rewriting is not allowed.

You should be able to deliver each content quickly and perfectly.

Good use of the English language (grammar, spelling, punctuation, syntax, etc.) is essential.

Contact me on Whastap, 081... 67..80 44..01

Regards,
Jozzee


P.S
Budget is $2.5/word
Payment will be made after each chapter.
The content is already plagiarism-free but detected as bot-created, so this isn't just about plagiarism.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by jozzee: 12:37am On May 10, 2023
Thanks for sharing, Boss. You mentioned partner/someone proven that helped you after re-verification... I dont have such... Can you link me with one? I need help to navigate the re-verification phase. Thanks

Deypray:
That's the hustle for you. I've used a naija acct for 6months, The experience was terrible. I use two phones. I started with a Canadian account, noticed I couldn't apply for USA offers. So I had to explore. That USA account is absolutely the best.

The only fear about foreign account is during re-verification season. The last wave of re-verification affected lots of folks. What I did was to change my location back to naija and worked with my partner till we were able to navigate that phase and verify as USA again. I don't subscribe to using VPN for foreign accts.

If you're using a foreign profile and you're asked to reverify your ID or location. First thing is to bring that acct to naija. Wait till you can find someone proven to handle your accts. Or else, it's gone.

Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by jozzee: 1:55pm On May 09, 2023
Boss, how are you able to maintain your USA and Canadian accounts from Naija?

Deypray:
Wow. That's nice.( Inside this competition). I'm actually not new to Upwork, that's why its strange. As a matter of fact, 90% of the jobs have completed came through invites. I hardly send out proposal. In 2years, I've made a combined 100k on my two accts ( CANADA and USA with a writing profile). Maybe I should have asked if others also noticed a sharp decline in invites.

Adverts / Re: Upwork Account Approval, Proposal Tips & Profile Revamp Guides by jozzee: 4:52pm On Apr 11, 2023
Please, were you able to find a solution to the location verification?

S5arhm:
Please how do I bypass location verification on upwork as a Nigerian. I used Canada
Adverts / Re: Upwork Account Approval, Proposal Tips & Profile Revamp Guides by jozzee: 4:15pm On Apr 11, 2023
Hi Emmdam and other experts, does this still work in 2023.... Will I need a UK government ID?

How do I bypass location verification on upwork as a Nigerian.

emmdam:
Both Canada and UK location now involve payment of tax. So, Canada is no longer a preferred location in the aspect of avoiding tax. Use UK location because of Nigeria time zone which aligns with that of UK. No need of using a VPN. You won't experience account ban without using VPN. Just add your Nigeria phone number to your Upwork account and don't verify the number.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by jozzee: 3:56pm On Apr 11, 2023
Experts in the house, please what's the best strategy to run a foreign Upwrk account in 2023?
How do I bypass location verification on upwork as a Nigerian.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by jozzee: 10:43am On Dec 01, 2022
oluwalatte1:
To get a Tin just use this website: https://tin.jtb.gov.ng/TinIndividualRequestExternal

Super easy


Chief, how long does it take to get the Tin after registration on the website?

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