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RomanceRe: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Jpmarshal(m): 11:51pm On Oct 26, 2021
Promzy99:
Strange things do happen guys. Yerterday being sunday, My babe and I went out 2 take some bottles as usual @ one of our favourite bar in Oyigbo. So it happend that we finished late cos of the interesting nollywood movie that was showing on African magic @ the bar.

She got calls 4rm home that there is a heavy presence of Army men harrassing and flogging people. For safety purpose, I decided that we lodge in nearby guest house to spend the nite and this is our first time spending the nite 2geda.

While sleeping, (me I wasn't that deep at sleep cos of the alcoholic drink) with her left leg wrappd around me, I startd feeling some wet sensation. Immediately, I turnd on my phone's torch, lol and behold my babe was zapping. I got shocked. I woke her up with anger, she feeling very sorry, hugged me and was pleading with me seriously with tears dripping down her eyes. I couldn't help but to feel sorry for her too.

She said she's been battling with that issue since childhood.

Please, how can I help her?
It is not strange or spiritual. It is a biological issue related to control of the bladder. Stress and new environment contributes, anxiety also. And trust me, her psychological disposition is not going to help either. Take her for a BP check, diabetes test and also STDs. If she clears those, then it is psychological or hereditary. One or both of her parents may have bedwetted. Encourage her and let her know that her physical efforts will contribute in making it stop. Let her not feel that it's a burden. Let her set alarm clock to wake her every 2 hours to mandatorily void her bladder. She should cut off caffeine and alcohol and sugary drinks from her diet. Above all, she needs ENCOURAGEMENT and PRAYER from the people in her life. I have had the experience, it isn't easy, but she will eventually get over it.
TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 8:17pm On May 09, 2018
Jaqenhghar:
I have never denied that this shithole is devlish and thats why I wish to have no part in it nor do I care what becomes of it and the people in it. Its laughable that U believe that these boys are going to change the force. I guess you know them, have lived with every cadet and are a mind reader LMAO
I have interacted with all the affected cadets on a personal basis and have stayed with the boys for at least the greater part of their stay in the academy. Take my words for it, it isn't a matter of mind reading; these guys have civilized policing as their core value. Still in doubt? Then get yourself acquainted with some of the cadets on the police regular programme in police academy wudil kano. Not saying that they are 100% good though, but their good part outweighs the bad side.
TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 6:12am On May 09, 2018
AgentOfDarkness:
So as your grang mother and generation


Useless people
Go back to the classroom and get your verbs right before you come to exhibit your stupidity online. It is supposed to be "is" not "as". When the tell you to go to school you refused.
TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 6:08am On May 09, 2018
AgentOfDarkness:
Zombie you should know it's typo


Fvcktard
E pain you? Typo you say? That is why you haven't gotten a job till now. The only job you have is to jealous good things. Go get a life and stop hating. It ain't gonna put food on your table. Agbepo like you.
TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 12:07am On May 09, 2018
Jaqenhghar:
They are part of one of the most devlish and corrupt organizations in the world. Im not gloating their death but for those who gloat I understand why.
A reflection of the society. If they are devilish and corrupt, it means that the society is corrupt and devilish, yourself not exempted. By the way, these crop of guys are the new face of the force. The positive change we all crave for in the force, and the elite and jewels of Nigeria refined and civilized policing. Like it or leave it, they were part of the positive change we need in the force. Their death is a deep blow and should be a big blow to all men that cherish good things. In the face of unimaginable adversities thrown their way by both the past and present government since the inception of the reformation programme in 2013, they have remained focused and held on to the believe that they are the turning point of policing for good in Nigeria. Please, see them as angels not demons. My prayers for their souls and with their family and the POLAC community to be able to bear their demise. Nigeria and all lovers of good things just had a reduction in their expectations occasioned by their demise.
TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 11:54pm On May 08, 2018
AgentOfDarkness:
So as your grang mother and generation


Useless people
It is grand not "grang" you dimwit.
TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 6:13pm On May 07, 2018
AgentOfDarkness:
Go Bleep yourself
You too, your grandma and your rotten generation not left out.
TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 6:29am On May 07, 2018
AgentOfDarkness:
Na me kee dem?
You, I mean you dumbass.
TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 6:28am On May 07, 2018
mvem:
...junior cadets!!! They never hold gun sef
Like seriously? Well see two of them at a musketry training with guns.

TravelRe: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by Jpmarshal(m): 8:38pm On May 06, 2018
Of course you don't give a damn but nobody wants your care. Animal in human skin.
AgentOfDarkness:
Who cares?!
CrimeRe: Nigerians On Death Row In Saudi Begs Pmb To Intervene by Jpmarshal(op): 6:33am On May 05, 2018

CrimeRe: Nigerians On Death Row In Saudi Begs Pmb To Intervene by Jpmarshal(op): 6:32am On May 05, 2018

CrimeNigerians On Death Row In Saudi Begs Pmb To Intervene by Jpmarshal(op): 6:30am On May 05, 2018
Below are screenshots of news and list of death row inmates in Saudi sending SOS message to PMB.
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/05/prefer-die-nigeria/

PoliticsThe New Face Of Ebonyi State. by Jpmarshal(op): 12:08am On Apr 23, 2018
The new face of Ebonyi state. These are the handwork of Egnr Dr David Nweze Umahi, the executive governor of the state.
Just like Lagos and Anambra, Umahi is setting an unwritten rule that all subsequent governors must try to surpass his strides by working.
This is a positive development for the state.

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