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Religion / Re: Deeone Tells People Joking About God Of Chosen To Ask God For Forgiveness by jrobbins: 10:41pm On Sep 17
Righteousness2:
I Pity those who Foolishly run their mouths in what they dont understand.


When you Have Problems with your Fellow human, you run to GOD for Help!
When GOD ALMIGHTY is Dealing with you! Even your Helpers will be Crippled.



You think you are mocking the Chosen people or The Servant of GOD?
No!
You are Mocking the DOER of the Mystries, Miracles and wonders in the CHOSEN!
You are Mocking the HOLYGHOST! THE GOD of CHOSEN! The Ancient of the days! The HOLY ONE OF ISRAEL.
Unfortunately for you, GOD CANNOT MOCKED!

My Humble self is a receipent of the Mystery, Miracles and Wonders of the GREAT GOD of CHOSEN.
My wife had very Terrible Fibroid that defiled all medications ( Foreign and local)
A visitation from the GOD of CHOSEN in the Dream Shattered Fibroid from my Wife.

Myself and my wife couldnt get a child for about 5yrs.
My wife was Medically declared unfit to Have a baby. Many many medical grammars and so on.
An Encounter with the GOD of CHOSEN in the Dream Shattered all the Medical jargons.

There was no baby anywhere .
Mysteriously and Miraculously my wife tested positive at home for the 1st time ever in 11th December 2021.
13th Decemeber 2021 we visited the Hospital for a proper Check. We were hit with what no one including us could understand up till now.

Not only was she pregnant but was due for delivery.
There was no baby anywhere .
No antenatal, unclenatal etc
The GOD of Chosen carried a 9 months baby and fixed in the womb of my wife to go deliver.


The Doings of the GOD OF CHOSEN CANNOT BE CALCULATED OR UNDERSTOOD BY THE HUMAN BRAIN.

My adominishment to those foolishly involving themselves in this foolishness is go and plead and Cry to GOD for Mercy.

Many who open their mouths anyhow during the satanic linda tape matter paid the Supreme Price. Many others ran to the church from all over the places to plead for Mercies due to the terrible consequences.

The problems, pains and troubles people are Facing is already too much to add GOD'S punishments on your destiny.

They that Have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear
.

Your 🧠 is gone
Agriculture / Re: Rate My Farm Produce Guys by jrobbins: 5:49pm On Aug 28
ActiveFarms:
I need anyone to guess the approximate range of the number of cobs in the picture below. I will give the top ten closest winners Half bag of Maize in November, any part of the country you are based.

11,500 cobs
Crime / Re: Bandits’ Corpses Found In Kaduna Forest by jrobbins: 8:22am On Jul 25
caye:
All Nigerian man 40 and above should be allowed to easily acquire assault rifles.

The present Nigeria , is no longer 1980 Nigeria.
It has changed.

If you know how many people have guns in Nigeria silently in their homes? It's just that those in rural areas that need it more don't have the money to purchase good guns else nothing stops you from having if you know how to

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Crime / Re: Ondo Corps Members Recount Ordeal In Kidnappers' Den by jrobbins: 7:25am On Jul 24
Police and lies

People paid ransom for release of their loved ones and police is saying they mounted pressure on the kidnappers who abandoned the victims and fled. Who do police this thing?
So,
Kidnappers requested for all these items and tracker cannot be installed into any one to trace and catch them later? It's well.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Arrested In Uganda At Banned Rally Inspired By Kenya Protests by jrobbins: 7:19am On Jul 24
Do the right thing and protests of this kind won't be even talked of.

I see multiple police for just few persons. Uganda na small county. If only 5 million youths comes out, police won't be able to do anything except shoot unarmed people as usual.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Kano Banker, Three Others For Mutilating Naira Notes by jrobbins: 7:09am On Jul 24
Reminds me of my days as the cash officer. Some people brought a sack of mutilated notes to deposit. After much ado about nothing, we agreed to go ahead with the deposit. They thought we won't count it since it won't pass through the machine, I just told them to wait back and when we were through with other customers, I will get all my note counters and tellers to join hands and reconfirm the cash. They declined and left with their cash. Mutilated notes and weak lower denominations are usually hard to confirm.

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest Killers Of Six Corps Members In 2011 Bauchi Post-Election Crisis by jrobbins: 7:39am On May 31
The worrying thing is they'd soon free them with one excuse.

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Education / Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by jrobbins: 10:07pm On May 24
Lol

2√x = √4*2. . Expressing 8 as a multiple

2√x = √4 * √2 Law of f surds

2√x = 2√2. Cont'd

√x = √2 dividing both sides by 2


X = 2. Exponenting both sides to power of 2

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Crime / Re: Two To Die For Armed Robbery, Stealing ₦‎105,000, Phones, Others In Ekiti by jrobbins: 5:43am On May 24
Huh? Capital punishment for armed robbery?

Strange, but it is what it is.

They were armed and might have killed (if they haven't done that before) their victims if they tried to resist. The governor might not sign it sha but if he does, it'd be a lesson to those planning to do so tomorrow.

Let our judiciary try to mete out serious punishments as this to bigger pen thieves, looters, kidnappers and fraudster too.

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Business / Re: Court Upholds CBN’s Regulation On Collection Of Customers’ Social Media Handles by jrobbins: 5:26am On May 17
ubest1:
When will BANKS start giving certificate of ACCOUNT just like Insurance certificate to reduce stealing from death people unknown accounts by families

It exists, ask for it and you'd be given without any hassle.
Politics / Re: I Just Bought Fuel At ₦950 A Litre In Ajah by jrobbins: 8:13pm On May 01
I bought @ #944 in Kogi today

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Business / Re: Opay Clarifies New CBN Directive, Reassures Customers Funds Are Secure by jrobbins: 10:55pm On Apr 30
Nasri100:


I love the online banks in Nigeria, especially Opay. It’s fast and got easy access like Cashapp

But ridiculous people think commercial banks will pack up because of Opay and Palmpay.

Do you have a clue the volume of transactions these banks do in a day? Do people think banking is all about transfers?

Do you realize these commercial banks can create money out of nowhere and an integral part of the economy?

Damn People are not well informed.

Besides it’s God, Government and then commercial Banks. Never forget that.

Ridiculous and Ignorant lots

Ask them what's the meaning of Letter of Credit(LC), Various Forms, Advanced Payment Guarantee(APG), etc and they'd just be quiet.


If you have a shop and I come to buy Goods worth say 3million and pay in cash, how will they deposit it into their so called Opay account if not because commercial banks exist?

Can you pay school fees to a foreign institution using Opay?

How about world remits and it's likes.

These guys thinks banking is just transfer alone...
Business / Re: Opay Clarifies New CBN Directive, Reassures Customers Funds Are Secure by jrobbins: 10:47pm On Apr 30
SmartyPants:


What you don't know is that the majority of these digital banks still have to partner with conventional banks to function.

Do the banks seem worried to you? Lol. They are posting record profits.

Most of them don't understand how the African economy still work. The lots thinks digital banks worry Conventional physical banks, why then did they slam Emefiele for cash crunch? Why didn't everybody just download Opay and let's say to hell with cash?

All the so called fintechs, are depending on commercial banks but no need saying that online as most of these people won't understand.
Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by jrobbins: 7:36am On Apr 02
W0t0w0toman:


Oga, you must be investigated for stealing and fraudulent activities. How can a common banker have capital to invest in all the businesses you mentioned as well as sending your family abroad? Oga, you be onyeoshi aka pen robber.

I invited this insult to myself by commenting. 23 years working experience isn't a small thing. I am favoured too as my grandpa planted lots of cashew not knowing it'd become gold in the future(now). (Ask anyone in Kogi about cashew nuts)

Information is power though, The average monthly salary of an experienced banker of high cadre isn't in 6 digits. We also have access to more credit facilities than you can imagine.

Please read all of Brian Tracy's book and Flashes of thoughts By Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum then change your mentality.

You don't need to steal to grow. Time and chance, then God's grace, is all that's necessary to improve your life.

Ciao

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Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by jrobbins: 7:19am On Apr 02
Usefulsense:


For me measure of progress is different.
A toilet cleaner in Australia lives a much better life than the regional manager of Zenith bank in Nigeria.

This is not entirely true Sir.

My wife and two kids are abroad through my hustle as a bank staff since 2001 but I'm not resigning to go join them. I've got a Personal driver attached to an official vehicle. Got three lodges(none have less than 6 flats) for rent, a Fuelling station and also being involved in cashew export business. All these were gotten through contacts and connections at the bank. What better life do a cleaner in Australia have than me. The joy of being recognized and respected as a decision maker in a firm Is soothing. After spending years of reading and becoming a first class graduate of Mathematics, becoming a chartered account(ICAN), charted banker(CIBN) M.Sc in Equity and private finance, e.t.c, I'd now settle and agree a cleaner is better than me? No sir.

Life is too short to not explore and get to the top echelon. No one should be comfortable benefiting off others efforts we rather, have to try to become a benefactor to our own people and community. Off course Nigeria ain't really working 100% and that's why, even my own children are growing abroad. But sir, Nigeria isn't really that bad.

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Family / Re: Nigeria Has 2nd Highest rate of Paternity Fraud In The World by jrobbins: 10:58pm On Mar 24
A colleague of mine, Both parents are very light skinned. Pikin come black like verydarkman. I just no believe say na the man get the Pikin sha. No semblance at all...
Politics / Re: NAFDAC Crackdown Illegal Alcohol Production Hub At Lagos Trade Fair Complex by jrobbins: 4:37pm On Mar 22
Imperial Blue too. Mogbe o

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Business / Re: Wrong Transfer Into My Bank Account. by jrobbins: 7:55pm On Mar 17
abba190:
thank you so much bro, i am the staff working there that made the transfer pls return the money into this accoint 2122816178 zenith bank thank you
.

Delete this account number if you don't want more about you to be posted.
Politics / Re: Gabriel Yakubu Aduku Dies At 80 by jrobbins: 11:02pm On Mar 12
Damn! How am I just getting to know on NL. Oga Gab my customer. It's well
Romance / Re: These Wedding Pictures Are Trending Online by jrobbins: 10:02pm On Mar 12
Tallesty1:

Looks like she was given to him to marry as a form of repayment for a debt owed by her parents.

And the yeye go agree collect liability on top another liability. Na asset suppose nil off liability o
Business / Re: Over 91 Million Bank Accounts At Risk Of Deactivation As CBN's BVN/NIN Deadline by jrobbins: 3:43am On Mar 05
Nbote:
Seriously we are an unserious country. What stops the banks from having a ussd code to have people do these things to decongest the banks and save themselves the stress
.


Zenith is just *966*NIN#
Romance / Re: I'm 33 But I Don't Want To Get Married by jrobbins: 11:11pm On Feb 26
Oracleee:
For me. It's even the double lifestyle of most married folks. My guys will be like go and marry.... Yet when we meet to relax in lounge it's with different ladies their wives must not know about. Why the double standard. The same you who will complain in lounge about your wife giving you issue and how you are tired will still tell me moments after to find one and do. As in isn't it big time double standard? So I should find one and do and end up miserable like y'all.......... I'm enjoying single hood. I have a lady abroad and I'm still double thinking on her. The peace of leaving my home and meeting it in the same tidy and perfect way is just it for me. The fact I don't have to lie to any body on where my location is or hide a lady in an hotel or guest home perhaps studio apartment is alot to enjoy.


As of yesterday I paid a very beautiful young lady to keep me company and she really gave me the best of the best. It's transactional and just perfect. I'm not even worried about bills of in-laws or nagging from anyone. Even my lady abrosd once she gives attitude most times I press the red button on my phone. I hate stress and everything that with affect mental health is tantamount to destroying me.


Marriage is great in books, fictions and movie roles. The goodness is a mirage in real life. It's about bills, more bills, pay more bills or u quit, pay more bills and beg to enjoy what you paid for. I give up jare

Are you me? Same scenario bro, just that mine, the lady abroad has a kid for me.

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Crime / Re: Nigerians Warn About This Taxi Driver, DSVA & Police Ask For More Info by jrobbins: 6:56am On Feb 18
The transport hailing company should be able to provide him or didn't they take all necessary details before allowing the crimina on thie platform? With his bank account details, NIN, BVN, and mobile phone number(s), he can be traced.

This is one reason I'm always scared of these online apps and even if I must book a ride, I'm never alone or always on guard. It's an error for you as a normal human being, to go out of your house without even something as small as a screw driver, jack knife, pepper spray, Fish bone, animal horn designed as a keyholder or anything that can be used to attack an aggressor if the need raises. I learnt this on the streets while growing up in the core north over 30 years and till today I've not stopped. I even have a pen that conceals a small pin.

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Politics / Re: 10 Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria In January 2024 - Nairametrics by jrobbins: 6:35am On Feb 18
Gerrard59:


What kind of jobs pay at least 100K per month to entry level graduates in Kogi?

Money dey here o, na if you know, you know.
Politics / Re: 10 Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria In January 2024 - Nairametrics by jrobbins: 3:58pm On Feb 17
jamalnation:
100% Disagree
All these cooked up misinformation you call statistics
Clearly some people over at Nairametrics are on illegal and cheap substances
Kogi most expensive state how come?

I was surprised too. Same Kogi you can eat rice with 2 meats for less than 1,000 naira.

Akara #300 and pap #150 don full stomach

Recently got a 3 bed room flat at Idah for #350k with in built room heater, borehole and four over head tanks and security in GRA. This report is crap.
Sports / Re: Moment A Prank Was Played On Super Eagles Players (pics/video) by jrobbins: 7:29am On Feb 11
Rubbish
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Threatening To Kill Ekiti Schoolchildren – Parents by jrobbins: 7:41am On Feb 02
Oboto700:
if you have ur child kidnapped? Will you pay or risk him or her being killed..I need ur answer,

I'd pay and even if I need help, it would be discreet and within family/friends cycle. When it's publicized like the last scenario, it'd make those devils more daring and demanding higher.

When did we get to the point of ragtag kidnappers boldly calling 100million Naira from the averagely poor populace? They'd now start threatening death if the demands doesn't want to be met?

I'm in my safe space and will never experience this though.
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Threatening To Kill Ekiti Schoolchildren – Parents by jrobbins: 7:02am On Feb 02
I was discussing with an acquaintance yesterday and this is what I said. The government should get up to it's duties and live up to it's expectations
Nobody should crowd fund for kidnappers else we'd soon get to a stage where they'd be demanding for billions.

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Business / Re: How Do You Cope With This Much Charges From The Bank by jrobbins: 10:32pm On Jan 27
Love800:
How can one do this. Will i go to the bank first, before i implement this?

Yeah. You'd need to go to the bank and fill an indemnity form.
Business / Re: NIN/BVN: Opay To Log Out Accounts By March 1, Issues 5m Cards by jrobbins: 8:59pm On Jan 25
bjyemson:
Opay is easily the best in Nigeria.
Little wonder the conventional banks have been launching smear campaigns against them.

Opay ti takeover

Conventional banks launch what against opay? 😂

Your knowledge of this issue isn't complete.
Business / Re: NIN/BVN: Opay To Log Out Accounts By March 1, Issues 5m Cards by jrobbins: 8:59pm On Jan 25
dfrost:
NIN? No.

That's too much PII to be given away. You can't have the two. No way.

Seriously, Giving out such personally identifiable information to online platform whom one isn't too sure complies with NDPR and GDPR is scary.
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by jrobbins: 2:21pm On Jan 21
Yea

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