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echimathias@gmaul.com that's the email address would be expecting |
There is a live protest in Benin city, akpakpava junction in particular over increment of the ticket money of the tanker and Tipper drivers. There is a massive traffic jam here over the protest but the road safety are putting everything in order now...
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Juxtified:honestly I don't take pride in giving to the poor I just made it an obligation to myself... |
BrightEye:yes and when I help someone only the smile on their face can keep me happy for the rest of the day, while offerings just looks like a tradition... |
Juxtified:Sorry please how can you know what belongs to God ? |
I am someone who is very passionate about the poor and I love helping anytime I have the means and the opportunity. on this faithful day I went to church and I only had a single note for offering and I couldn't break it down.. so instead of giving my offering I decided to put the money in the help the poor box outside the church. Also I prefer giving more on the help the poor box than offering so please is it wrong ? |
Applaner:No I even dey psychiatric hospital now.. |
This is not to incite impediment on anyone, but to in a way find our choices when we are faced with two impossible options.. The dare devil and the dead sea, this is not to undermine the importance of the sense organs, but to know on dire situation what it will be ? which would you choose to be, deaf or dumb ? |
Can I have this dance with you? I have basked on the moon Cheers the stars on your eyes We all must listen to the jiggling But I make my own sounds sizzling Its resounding loud and clear whizzing I have longed to have this dance with you The last of it before it turns cold anticipation Resting in my transition, destination We don’t die when we know death Am sorry this is all I can give you, a feat Lest I fault, frit and can’t move my feet I want to watch my funeral and read my tribute I hope you don’t miss me much I pray I dance in death a hunch Cry for myself, cry not! If I die now I die no more |
modelmike7:I don't really have a problem with that but how would you cook with only that! haba Na dog food ? |
Saw this in the market and this got me feeling very bad. This country has gone from bad to worst. I am imagining someone buying these carcass to prepare meal for their family.. maybe a family of 8, Chukumma come and take one, Uche take dat small one.. its really an eyesore... God Help Nigeria...
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afolwalex20:guy am old enough... hmmn weda you believe it or not it doesn't change what I am.. |
Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio . "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short – enjoy it. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye, but don't worry, God never blinks. 16.. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. 17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways. 18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger. 19.. It's never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else. 20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer. 21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy clothes. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special. 22. Over prepare, then go with the flow. 23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple. 24. The most important sex organ is the brain. 25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you. 26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?' 27. Always choose life. 28. Forgive 29. What other people think of you is none of your business. 30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time. 31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 33. Believe in miracles. 34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do. 35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now. 36. Growing old beats the alternative of dying young. 37. Your children get only one childhood. 38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved. 39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. 40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back. 41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you need 42. The best is yet to come... 43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. 44. Yield. 45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift." |
Cutehector:hmmm answer a question and you are wanking about.. |
Sorry please I have a little question, some of the folks I know claim to still be virgins while am sure they have jerked off a couple of times.. so am asking is masturbation sex or can you still be called a virgin after masturbating ? |
cheddahboy:what she is holding for selfie is not a fone |
It has been raining cat and rat in Benin here so I entered a bus to my training center. I couldn't stop laughing at what a driver was doing with his hand... LMAO and look at inside of his car... nawao for drivers! nothing I no go see for Benin....
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It has been raining cat and rat in Benin here so I entered a bus to my training center. I couldn't stop laughing at what a driver was doing with his hand... LMAO and look at inside of his car... nawao for drivers
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Moderator please move to front page for public consumption... |
ArchEnemy:Exactly the point.. your in the spirit.... |
I hear a lot of people say “for better for best”! Wow what a plunge of positivity and optimism. I am also a very positive person and most people are, the only problem with the above statement is not about believe or sentiments but about the profound realism of life. Personally, I am a realist and anybody who would be able to accept that sugar is sweet and ice is cold, would ponder and agree with me that life is not about good, better and best. I am not reviling against those idealists, but I can swear to you that I crave more than most people for a perfect world; a world that is full of bread and honey as the biblical exegesis calls the Promise land. The truth of this is that on that same land there are stones, rocks and sands (obstacles). Bread wasn’t found laying everywhere and all pots and jars were not overflowing with honey. Someone or probably a group of people did work hard for you to see that things are good or better. Hammer on the nail, whenever we see progress, fruitfulness, advancement and happiness: somebody behind or in front of the scene is really working towards it. It might be the work of the poor cleaner in your firm or the driver that is never late or even a wife that abandoned her career to take care of the family. A lot of these people go about doing these activities diligently and are mostly neglected. Some of them do these things and are never appreciated, after all isn’t it their work, yes it is but what is a golf stick in the hands of Messi or a football on the legs of tiger woods. Joy, happiness and peace demands enormous hard work. That family is so wonderful, wow! what a happy couple, look closely someone is taking the excruciating crucible and the sufferings. Forget about the excitement and jamboree they have brawls, and jeremiad. It might be the both of them or just one of them, how would we know when we are not wearing their shoes. I wouldn’t want to sound like the enemy of progress we pray against, but I want to tell you the hard fact and what a lot of people would not tell you about. The sun is going to turn dark, the moon would fly away at night, and you would have bad days and dark nights, you would feel you have sacrificed everything for what really? Listen people! this not a fight for the strong or smart. This fight is only won by patience, tolerance and endurance, if you go building in your head a “happy ever after” make sure to get the next season cause that movie didn’t end there, it never ends there. Therefore, as you pray for the Sun hope you can deal with its scourging. As you hope for the best get ready to deal with the bad too. That is really what life is all about, before you take those vows get ready to deal with the Worst. Yes I strongly solicit that we take it either way, for better for worst be sure to stick it out to the end. Finally don’t start something you can’t finish. Do not do it because you see others doing it, but rather be convinced that this is your decision and stand by it, come rain come sunshine, good or bad, thin or fat….. bliss… by JRUSH So let’s reason together… |
Alright let's get straight to it. I just arrived to Benin some days back, went to visit my sister there. on arriving there I discovered I didn't come with my towel, after having my bath I couldn't get any cloth to clean up my body so I saw a towel hanging on the shower stand. The towel was clean and looks like a spare towel. Na him I quietly used it and hung it back like nothing happened. the next morning when I woke up I saw my sister cleaning the chairs and the glasses with the same kind of towel, I quickly went into the bathroom to make sure the one I used was still there. Hmmm oboi Na the same towel ooh, to make things worse I went outside to ask her about the towel when I saw her cleaning her shoes with the towel Na there I stand dey watch her. that was when I noticed that my body has been itching me ooh. I have taken my bath for like 6 times today now, going for the seventh one soon, so what are your toilet experiences ![]() |
believe it or not Baba will not change... |
KanwuliaJara:That means everyday is a bad day for you...hahaha kpele |
Alright.. sitting on the sofa, grabbing a soft pillow, a white handkerchief close by, let's share our worst life experiences. Hmmm hmmm crying! Mine was when my Dad died in 2003. I was just getting into secondary school, i was in the boarding house so I missed him so much because he was my Hero. When he died nobody was willing to tell me because they knew how devastated I would be. It was just a day to the burial that a priest came to my school and shrewdly told me. you know how the talk goes now, Junior you know God is the giver of life, he knows what is best for us all... he continued until I told him I didn't get his point. that was when he told me that my dad was dead. I couldn't cry, shout or even shake. I was stunned and incapacitated. I cried all night till my voice could no longer be audible. wipes my eyes, Adieu papa... So what is the worst day of your life... |
chocolateme:yup it would be edited by someone else, just want to know good the storyline is.. ![]() |
More updates coming soon!!! |
CHAPTER ONE Can I please get another cup of coffee? The infrequent voice calls, which are only heard when it becomes an emergency. The one you brought is cold already he said. You know I don’t like it when it’s cold. It was his known practice whenever he is lost in his work. But this time it has been different as he has been on this particular one for weeks. He comes very early to work when he doesn’t sleep in his office, talks only when it is necessary, sleeps only when he can’t work and only eats when he must. This ought to be a huge research and maybe the biggest. Here is the coffee sir just the way you like it as Amanda hands him over the hot cup of coffee, with a wide grin which is always warm and welcoming he collects the cup and walks back to his work. Thank you he said as he settles to his work. Lost in his own thoughts he has been trying to understand without consternation how to clone the brain cells and intelligence. From Dixons book on the genetic revolution where preliminary form of animal cloning started Prof. Brain specter a professor in genetic studies; the head scientist in the ongoing research on cloning in the medical research institute cape villa. He has started a holistic and integral research on building an embryonic pod that can serve as an artificial womb in housing the development of egg and spermatozoa into a cloned human. Despite the colossal failures in the cloning of dolly the first known cloned specie. His latest discovery was going to change the words of cubert Farnsworth when he said “look professor, I may be identical to you in every possible way genetically but that doesn’t mean I am anything like you and the world at large. His research was going to transmit both knowledge and memory from a human to its clone. He provided mitochondria in the pod to provide the power house for cells to transfer knowledge. It was ground breaking and phenomenal. He has spent 12 years of his life in this lab trying to figure out feasibility and plausibility. He has put in all his effort to make this, in a few months now posterity would never forget him. A lot of people have seen him as crazy, kook and crank but his conviction was as clear as the daylight. I sometimes dream of talking to my clone in my dreams he says to his colleagues. Brian you should really slow down because this research is making you go hire wire, all you think about is work and work only, don’t forget you have a son and you lost your wife because of this work. This was his biggest research and he is just a tiny bit close to solving this enigma. He has put his whole life into this and he is not going back now. He has not left his office in two days and it seems like he just came in, his work was his life and his life was his work. He had heard speculations about the United Nations taking their company to court, they analyzed that it was humanly unethical, unnatural and not conventional to clone humans. They argued that this was going to be the end of humanity that we are “playing God”, this was the actualization of Frankenstein and was going to cause chaos and anarchy some others said. It has been going on for a while now. He knows better than everyone that it was going to be now or never. He has to finish before the last verdict is passed. He couldn’t comprehend how bringing cherished memories would be a crime. He was helping humanity; he was making life better and easier. As he looked outside his office, how soon the day has gone he said, he looked at his time it was past 8:00pm already. Jeez” He jumped up as he remembered he promised his son he will be home for dinner. He walked quietly to his car in the basement. This was going to be a special dinner so he drove down the local store to get a bottle of wine. CHAPTER TWO Prof. Specters house located at the far end of the street, isolated from the bustling and the noise of the city. He loves it when it quiet and serene, his only neigbours are two old couple who are either always sleeping or drinking. The house stood out on its own magnificent and modern as ever. After driving into the garage he came out, he was staring at the house. It was a cold winter evening; Brian could remember when he first moved here with his wife ten years ago. It was one of their greatest achievements to own a house as big and beautiful as this one. He is standing here now and Nicole is no more. Sometimes he thinks maybe he sold his soul to the devil but it was his love and passion for science. He opened the front door and stepped into the warm sitting room. The four bedroom duplex with a classical design and furniture to match with the decorations. A huge television on the Conner, a set of cushion and a round table made the place both cozy and simple. It was more of his house rather than his home. Hope I am not late for dinner! He said with a resounding alto voice. We are just about to start dad, you almost missed it. He wanted to say he was sorry but he knew that was all he has been saying all week. Good evening Mr. Specter! Stacy said. He answered with a warm smile, as he settles on his chair. I brought a bottle of wine for the dinner, He drops it on the table as he sets his cutleries “You don’t look well Mr. Specter” Stacy said She asks as she serves the food round, wondering whether she was really worried about him or herself. Brian in his late forties is a tall, lanky and handsome man, his childish face tends to betray his real age as he looks very young. His smile as charming as ever makes every look as refreshing as the last. He is as simple as simplicity but tough and obstinate. His white skin and dark hair makes him look a little vibrant. He shrugged as he answered just a little bit jaded, coming close to finishing my research. The truth is that Brian has not been the same since Jeremy’s mum died. She had been his light and his life. He really did lose it when she died. He has only cared about his research after that, maybe hoping he could bring her back. Jeremy was quiet all this while before he spoke up, “so dad how is your research going”? Remy on the other hand was just a chip of the old block. He has had to take care of himself from a very young age. In his late teens, he will be twenty soon he was as tall as his father but has the looks of his mother. He was of the opinion that science and bizarre scientific theories ruined their home, unlike his father he was passionate about life and existence. He believes and appreciates what is, not theories few psychopaths make up to satisfy their voracious curiosity. Since the death of his mum, Stacy his girlfriend has been everything to him; especially with the incessant absence of his father. Stacy who just celebrated her 18th birthday lives in sunshine city a couple of miles from cape villa where the local institute of technology is located. They both take classes together, but they share a lot other things in common far from classes. Anastasia stones was more of a runaway, she despises going home even during holiday; maybe because she hates how abusive his dad is to her mum. She stays around the house with Remy whenever they were out of school. She is a beauty to behold with her tiny lips, eyes and jaw. 5ft8 in height with her long hairs and her brown skin like ivory. She was really a cutie, with an athletic build like a super model. Oh that is going great in a few month it will be over, he answered with mouth half full. I heard united nations are not in support of the project and want to eradicate it, said stacy. Yea they are speculations but they are still in court, he smirked and said I hope it doesn’t materialize. The rest of dinner went on without any word, until young Specter broke the silence. “Dad Ana is sick”, she would be having her cancer operation next week. He was nearly crying when he said it’s kind of late but the doctors at the teaching hospital said they can pull through, but the chance is slim. He cleaned his tears and continued, I brought her so that we can celebrate her recovery in advance. Stacy was the fighter she was trying as much possible to conceal her fears and pain, she was the strong one here. Remy couldn’t control himself as he stop up and left the room, “excuse me sir” stacy said a went after him. The trepidation and anxiety that clasped him when his wife died griped him and he was agitated. He could feel exactly how his son felt but this time around he was going to stop it. He swore under his gut more than ever to finish his project. CHAPTER THREE It’s 7:00am on this cold Saturday morning, on your favorite radio station. Get all the amazing news and entertainment right here and don’t to---uch the dial. Before the news at seven we wish to present you the emergency news. The State government has asked the court to grant the petition of UN over proscribing the ongoing Reproductive cloning going on in the state. This with immediate effect is going to commence from the coming week hence all research centers are here by shutdown. The officials and researchers are hereby asked to vacate the centers as soon as possible. This decision was made after the protest which held yesterday at the government house. Our correspondence is here to give you the details… Dad! Wake up, please wake up. He runs to the sitting room where his father was resting, It’s in the news! “It has been made official he said with a trembling voice”. He stared a little and turned to him, I don’t understand? It is in the news, “listen” That is not possible, no! “This is not happening” They can’t do that. Listen that is not real, they can’t just stop the research, They don’t know how close I am. He was shivering and sweating really fast, he couldn’t cry and he couldn’t whim. He just sat speechless, Dad it’s going to be fine, and the countenance of his dad was strange. He has never seen him that despondent. He was a broken soul, a lost man, his world and life was falling apart. He wanted to say something but the words wouldn’t come out. It has been over 6hours now and Prof. Specter has not moved from where he was, his mobile phone has been ringing endlessly. Now he stands up haphazardly. I need to get to the office, he said in a depressed voice I will be back soon. He walks to his car outside and zooms off. He enters the research center which is just 15mins drive from his house. He has been wondering whether what happened within the last hour was real or another science fiction. This was his life, his ambition, his dream. He had put in his all into this project, and it’s going off within a blink of an eye. He walked straight to his office without any pleasantries. He has to start moving his things, this was not the end. His years work cannot be flushed into the drain like that. He has been talking to himself and he was talking louder now. “Sorry Prof” Are you talking to me? Amanda! No don’t worry was just, don’t worry thanks It’s a pity on the new court order; I heard it this morning too. Are we moving? No I am moving and please help me with all the files there. Take them to the car for me; I will come with the rest. This is not yet over. |
Funny conversation with a friend who is so obsessed with witches, and blames all his problems on witches....
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Funny conversation with a friend who is so obsessed with witches, and blames all his problems on witches....
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