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Wait o!!! Na me be the only female wey dey this house this night?

hopeyemmy: I'll take you for your words.

Ok darl.

banttieman: This is an insult. I can't talk sport, jokes, romance in my family? Except nysc? The excuse is irritatingly lame. This is surely my last post till I see my call up number. Have fun talking nysc till then. Yemi, friday is still our deal day, pm me to talk better. Find who'll count down till then.

Breath in, breath out. Don't take that personally, everyone says where they feel it hurt them most. The thing about family is that we throw hurtful words and get heated up, but later chill forget the hurt and love ourselves.
WITHOUT YOU WE ARE NOTHING.

hopeyemmy: You wan tie belt? Please don't kill my spirit.

The spirit won't die. Just chillax

banttieman: Which kind ban won catch me. I promise I'll observe till call up numbers are out.

That'll be a long observation period. Not cool

Imanuelle: yemmy do something !

Like?

hopeyemmy: No spoil show jor.

Imanuelle: iI'll drool with you !

See them. Where my belt sef? I accept i'm a kill joy.

hopeyemmy: If my saliva go finish on top say I dey drool, Jenny, I no go mind. Drooling!

Keep on, keep keeping on.

Imanuelle: walahi.

abi I be monk ?

Even monk sef go try peep.

Hmm.... #running off to put on a jean trouser#

mikigen: @ j-slimz follow us dey luku luku 2 no tym o lol hpe ur gud?

I sure am bro .

hopeyemmy: Help me sound am make she hear.

I dan hear na.

Imanuelle:

Emma,e dey sweet you bah?

hopeyemmy: Those revealing short gowns? One can't stop drooling!

Hahaha Keep drooling then, till you're short of saliva.

Imanuelle: his wishes

Oh!!!! Ok. I've taken extra note.

christabeli: j-slim follow us do lok look.I dey swet atimes.Observation tins

I understand. But e nor good to dey looku looku every time.

Imanuelle: you better take note !

Note of??

temiosunrinde: I no go vex na and I no mind just gree for me na shey na wetin you want ne that.okay go carry a whole local government I go buy lorry flled with fryng pan dem go smash me tire just pronise me say you go marry me after

Hahaha.... Guy you well so?

hopeyemmy: I love high heels with dinner gowns. Drooling!

Quit drooling.

hopeyemmy: I'd love to see this.

Hehehe..... Wicked you.

christabeli(f), banttieman(m), j-slimz(f), detola9(m), mikigen(m), Imanuelle, De-sammy(m) <= All these people are doing looku looku. Lemme follow them and do looku looku too.

temiosunrinde: Bante baba and hopeyemmy baba abeg help me beg j slim na her love dey scatter my brain*moving closer to gv j slim a 3hours long kiss*prayng inside make she no slap me*

Don't be dazed when your head gets smashed with a hot frying pan.

hopeyemmy: High heels o!

Yes? What happened to them?

hopeyemmy: Yes! Lagos.

ok. Make I enter market buy new heels on Monday.

hopeyemmy: Nah, bro. Going by the trend of 'century' page in here, it has always been a guy.

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E nor make.

hopeyemmy: E go shock you.

Till then. But please be handy to revive me after the shock.

temiosunrinde: Okay I go take bank loan for you na... Story yii ti fe ma long ma shey bayi now *in olamides voice*

I understood not a thing you said in Olamide's voice.

hopeyemmy: Don't derail! Except you wan to risk a week ban!

Definitely! My friend is getting married next weekend.

Week ban ke? Ban me for? Them no born the person well. Am I invited?

temiosunrinde: Forget dt side I go take care of you na all my alawee goes to ya...I will make you my microfinance bank of which na you go get my atm card self...I go buy you atm machine...I know you can't say no....see I know big people ooo I will gt ya nnpc job after nysc marry me na ..if you say yes I fit no chase again na

Lol. Na how many people you dey promise 19,800? Na wa to you o!!! I'm not enticed, you nor move me one bit. Look somewhere else.

hopeyemmy: You both are on a long thing. I don't want to appear as a sexist, but a guy will definitely take that position.

Abegee!!! Which guy?? Leave the matter first. Its just I or Shawylux.

shawylux: You must be on a long thing then cos yours truly has been eyeing that position and nobody is going to take that away from me.

Hmm... Then its going to be a struggle between us. I hope no one else will show up with that same intention.

hopeyemmy: Make dem no talk say we dey derail the thread now. Anyway, I'm fine. Boring weekend. Arsenal's loss spoiled my day jare. Next weekend will sure be better than this.

Lol. Derail? Hmm... Kpele, hope next weekend gets better than today.

I want to be the first to comment on page 500. Please let no one try to steal that position from me.

temiosunrinde: Shawy and j slimz plz marry me na

Temi do you ever quit chasing ladies?

hopeyemmy: Temi, shey you no hear say we dey derail the thread? And btw, Cdoffx is a guy, are you....?

Lolz. He thinks our drill instructor is female. By the time he gets 20 push ups for the thought alone eh!!!

Yemmy how far? Hope you rocked your Saturday?