Crime › Re: The Yahoo Boy In My Compound Is Secretly Selling His Properties - Lady by Jungleluv5: 3:07pm On Jul 13 |
And so what is your own, after all it is his properties not your own amebo |
Travel › Re: FG Approves New York, Dubai, Canada Routes For United Nigeria Airlines — Keyamo by Jungleluv5: 12:52pm On Jun 20 |
Kanwulia: Instead of starting with African routes first. Mtcheeeeeeeeew! Next tin they will start carrying drugs like they used Nigerian airways crew with rickety airlines.🙄 honestly your brain and heart has hatred virus in them and you need urgent medical attention because in your life you don't like it if someone is doing something good. You are sick upstairs |
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Politics › Re: Four Generals Killed Under Tinubu Administration By Bandits (Photos) by Jungleluv5: 6:18am On Jun 16 |
kingbee90: They were massacred under a yeye president. Master strategist my black yannsh.🖤 some people like you will just open dirty mouth with heart full of hatred and comment rubbish, all this general killed in action were ambushed and killed because of their gallantry performance and some people in the military are making money through the banditry and they don't want it to stop |
Politics › Re: Four Generals Killed Under Tinubu Administration By Bandits (Photos) by Jungleluv5: 6:14am On Jun 16 |
Ezeama400: If these four general could be butchered like this, what made some of these Tinubu supporters who saw this and still supporting the government think they are safe?
It’s not yet your turn lovely.. some people like you will just open dirty mouth with heart full of hatred and comment rubbish, all this general killed in action were ambushed and killed because of their gallantry performance and some people in the military are making money through the banditry and they don't want it to stop. |
Crime › Re: Kidnapped General Rabe Abubakar Dies In Captivity by Jungleluv5: 6:19am On Jun 14 |
RIP. Many of the military officers serving and retired are benefiting from the insecurity because Nigeria military is one of the best in Africa but today they have turned to money making machines by leaking mode of operations to the bandits by some wolf in the sheep clothes in the military. Many junior ranks have been killed in so many operations through ambush and nobody is talking about their death oh is it because is general. This is unfair they families too. Our oga at the top should stop selling our young soldiers lives to the bandits because of money. STOP THE BANDITS, KIDNAPPING AND ALL THE INSECURITY NOW. |
Politics › Re: Kidnappings: Yoruba Monarchs To Invoke Deities Against Bandits by Jungleluv5: 6:02am On Jun 14 |
Mouth is too much go into action don't come on social media and be saying what you want to do. That's rubbish |
Politics › Re: "Only God Can End Nigeria’s Insecurity" - Matawalle by Jungleluv5: 5:57am On Jun 14 |
Yes it God that can end insecurity but you are the mastermind of the insecurity due your illegal mining going on in your state. |
Politics › Re: Religious Obligation’ – Sheikh Gumi Reacts To Killing Of ISIS Leader, Al-minuki by Jungleluv5: 7:11pm On May 17 |
So bandits hands are clean hands and they has killed many innocent women, children and so on, Gumi kept quiet but killing of no 2 isis commander is a sin. This no go die well |
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Insecurity Has Reached ‘state Of War’ – Arewa Forum by Jungleluv5: 5:34pm On Apr 15 |
Is a joke you all know what you are doing, you use this same thing for pres Jonathan then but now it will not work. They are your people go and talk to them |
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Vows To Oppose Peter Obi If He Exceeds One-Term Promise by Jungleluv5: 4:48pm On Apr 08 |
geoworldedu: Ways by which Peter Obi can win the election:
1. He should beg his supporters to avoid abusing tribes, rather they should abuse Tinubu as much as possible. My reason is that there are millions of Tinubu's tribespeople who were and are willing to vote for Peter Obi, but when Obidients abused the hell out of their tribes before election date, they changed it and turned everything to tribal election.
2. Kwankwaso should go as a running mate. With this, the north would be secured for Obi and the east is already tied down for him. Lagos and Abuja will be in the bag for Obi and then some parts of South West will vote for him.
3. A massive campaign should be done all over the country by the Obidients. The campaign should be titled "Chop and Clean Mouth." This means that when they pay you for voting, collect their money and go there to vote otherwise. Let them know that this is the best way of revenging against APC wickedness, at least for now. Chop and Clean Mouth campaign should be made very very viral on twitter, Instagram, YouTube and all over social media and on the streets. T-shirts of CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH should be made. People should wear that T-shirt everywhere. Sensitise the people to such a level that they will know that selling their vote means selling the future of their descendants and generations to come.
4. Obidients should tackle anybody abusing Tinubu's tribe on social media. They should inform those people to attack Tinubu directly. They should also avoid attacking the Northern tribes who are also needed for winning the election. They should channel 100% criticism towards Tinubu. You can't win an election by fighting potential voters or trying to force them into voting for you. If you think by cursing and insulting some people, they will change and support your own candidate, you are on a long thing.
5. Obidients should have people in every polling unit to record the final vote results. They should also involve international bodies and keep using the words 'America is watching' 'UK is watching' etc. Any ballot snatcher caught should be dealt with severely.
6. Lastly, they should pressurise whoever will be the Inec Chairman not to accept any money from Tinubu to change results. They should make him get scared of them. They should try to let him know that they have employed international experts who are watching him closely , his communications and everything. So whatever he is trying to do they will know.
Note: I am not a supporter of any politician. So please in case Obi gets there in the future and shock all of us with the usual politician behaviours of 'I don't care' pls don't quote me to say that I am the cause of Nigeria problem o. My hands are clean. I no dey o  chai I don't know that you be mumu original advising person wey dey take advice from person wey craze. Abegiiiii advice yourself jọ on how to make money |
Celebrities › Re: Asake Struggling To Touch The Black Stone In Mecca, Saudi Arabia (video) by Jungleluv5: 9:56pm On Mar 14 |
HacheNoire: Damn!
Look at the level of mental slavery!
Left Africa to go and touch a stone in the Middle East🤣😂🤣😂
Look at the effort he invested just to touch a non living thing!
It shall never be well with all those that brought this religion to Africa, and to those ancestors that accepted it, they shall never rest in their graves!
How were you brainwashed to such extent! Honestly religion and mental slavery indeed ordinary stone I laff in saudi. Nonsense |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Already Lost 2027 Presidential Election – Aisha Yesufu by Jungleluv5: 4:26pm On Mar 06 |
Mumu original come out and give us the details of LP election campaign fund. I believe you are not fighting for your principal but ur pocket. Nonsense |
Politics › Re: A Sitting President Will Die, Between Now And 2027 — Primate Ayodele by Jungleluv5: 12:39pm On Feb 27 |
Please how are we so sure that this man is true prophet of God because even in the Bible prophets predict good news but this man always predict bad news it is always doom news here and there |
Travel › Re: First Onitsha Boat Cruise Party (photos) by Jungleluv5: 4:38am On Feb 22 |
iluvdonjazzy: The water and the ambiance is not encouraging at all, so ugly. Wetin be your own |
Travel › Re: From Lagos to -16°C: My Horror Experience by Jungleluv5: 3:20pm On Feb 18 |
Nnamdipapa: So I had the most insane experience last December. Something that still makes my heart race when I remember it. I was in Nigeria, just jejely making transactions from my foreign accounts, when suddenly all my accounts were blocked on suspicion of fraud. Just like that. No warning. I called the fraud department at Scotiabank, fully expecting to clear things up in five minutes. After all, I passed every single authentication question. Everything. Then the agent calmly told me I had to appear physically in Canada to verify my account. I laughed at first. I told him I was in Nigeria. How exactly did he expect me to fly across the Atlantic in the middle of winter just to “verify” myself? Before I could even process what was happening, my online banking access was shut down completely. These people had already concluded that I should be living in Canada. That was how my Christmas plans scattered. I started searching for the cheapest ticket I could find. After hours of looking, I found a United Airlines flight transiting through Dulles Airport in Washington. 11:59pm on Christmas night. About $1,200. I tried booking with my foreign cards. Nothing went through. My location in Nigeria was now suspicious everywhere. I had to call United directly on the 24th to book manually. Return date: December 30th. I was pained. Deeply pained. It would have been my first Christmas in over a decade without snow. No shoveling. No icy wind. Just Lagos vibes. Nigeria sweet, I swear. But instead, by 7pm Christmas night, I was heading to MMA airport. We landed at Dulles on the morning of the 26th. As I stood in line for border control, fear gripped me. I was thinking about all the negative things I’ve said about Trump online. I was convinced they would scan my social media and drag me into one interrogation room. When it got to my turn, the officer asked one simple question and waved me through. Just like that.
Three-hour layover. Then off to Toronto. Because of extreme weather warnings in Calgary, I decided not to continue there. We landed at Pearson International Airport in Toronto around 8pm. I had to wait for missing luggage from the next flight. Retrieved it around 9:30pm.
Then I made the mistake of trying to save money. I searched online and found a room in Etobicoke for $45 per night. In Canada. In December. Red flag, but my mind was on budgeting.
Outside, it was -12°C. Windy. Dark. Brutally cold. I took a cab to the address. The moment we pulled up, my spirit dropped. The house looked abandoned. The street was dead silent. No movement. No life. I knocked. A groundsman opened and led me inside. Then I entered the room.
That was when my night turned into a horror movie. There was another man on the bed beside mine. Unkempt. Dirty. Lying down, staring into his phone and laughing hysterically. Not small laughter. The kind that makes your spine freeze.
Aye mi!
How was I supposed to sleep in the same room with a complete stranger behaving like that? The room was dark. Only light from the TV and his phone screen. He didn’t greet me. Didn’t acknowledge me. Just kept laughing and scratching himself aggressively. Outside, snow was falling heavily. Temperature dropping toward -16°C. And guess what? I didn’t even come with a winter jacket. This trip was never planned. I told myself I would endure till morning and check into a proper hotel. I dropped my briefcases, brought out my laptop to finish some client work. Then I saw something.
The guy started scratching himself violently. Almost desperately. Still laughing. Kilode?!
As I sat there, uneasy, I suddenly felt movement on my sleeve. I looked down. A small brown bug was crawling up my jacket… heading toward my neck. In that split second, my childhood flashed before my eyes. Growing up in face-me-I-face-you, I battled bed bugs. I know them too well. I slapped it instantly. Crushed it. Rubbed it between my fingers. Then I lifted my hand to my nose. ALAS MY PEOPLE… IT WAS THE UNMISTAKABLE SMELL OF A BED BUG.
I didn’t think twice.
I grabbed my bags and ran out of that house into -16°C snow without a winter jacket. Yes. I chose freezing over infestation. Outside, it was 10:40pm. Snowstorm. Wind slapping my face. No idea where I was going. I ran across the street and entered a shawarma store just to escape the cold. From there, I called an Uber to the nearest Walmart. It was closing at 11pm. I had less than 20 minutes. I was already paranoid. I felt like bugs were crawling all over me. I needed new clothes immediately. By pure luck, they let me in at 10:50pm. I ran to the winter jacket aisle. Grabbed a heavy coat, toque, gloves, winter socks. I didn’t even check prices. After paying, I took another cab back to Pearson Airport.
That night, I slept on a bench. Actually, I didn’t sleep.
I emptied my entire bag on the airport floor. I was shaking. I was inspecting every single item. I even considered dumping all my clothes in the trash. I called the woman who rented the room to me and threatened to report her to Health Canada. The audacity of this woman… She said maybe I was the one who brought the bugs. Imagine that.
Anyway, that was just Day 1. Four days of hell followed before I finally escaped back to Lagos. I couldn’t wait to smell Nigerian air again.
(To be continued.) Wahala ti wa ni yẹn |
Politics › Re: Obidients Launch Village Boy Movement (Photos) by Jungleluv5: 1:10pm On Feb 17 |
ALL DIS MOVEMENTS WEY UNA DEY FORM UP AND DOWN VILLAGE AND CITY MOVEMENTS UNA NO TRY AT ALL ME GO FORM MY WEY I GO CALL AM TOWN BOY FOR ATIKU TOO OYA MAKE UNA COME JOIN OOOOO |
Politics › Re: I Could Be Arrested Anytime, Says El-Rufai by Jungleluv5: 1:03pm On Feb 12 |
Daguccizgreat: The vagabond in Aso rock will get booted out in 2027 even if he arrests half of Nigerians going against him You be mumu original if he needs to be arrested let it be coward dies ten times be his death even you will be arrested for supporting this killer when he was in power many Christians were killed under his nose nothing was done and he was the one who brought in those bandits terrorising Nigeria. Nonsense |
Politics › Re: Katsina State Government Releases 70 Bandits by Jungleluv5: 2:30pm On Jan 13 |
As we can see now that killing and kidnapping in the northern part of the country is a business done by Northern elite. Releasing bandits into the society is a bomb |
Politics › Re: Bandits Are On Revenge Mission, Not Like IPOB That Wants To Leave Nigeria – Gumi by Jungleluv5: 7:36am On Dec 29, 2025 |
Revenge for what. You're terrorist sponsor |
Fashion › Re: Countries Renowned For Their Strikingly Handsome Men Worldwide by Jungleluv5: 2:22pm On Dec 13, 2025 |
DrMB: Stop scrolling! We've the definitive list of countries supposedly housing the world's most strikingly handsome men. Did your favorite nation make the cut? Is this ranking accurate in your opinion? Which country is massively overrated? Who did BScholarly miss? Drop the unforgettable country that should be crushing this list! If you had to pick one country's men to be the undisputed #1, who would it be and why? Let the debate begin! See the top 50 countries below and TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS in the comments! 👇
Source it's a lie we have many Africa countries with very handful of handsome men |
Politics › Re: Who Ordered Military Withdrawal 45 Minutes Before School Attack?- Kebbi Governor by Jungleluv5: 11:51am On Nov 22, 2025 |
Mr Governor some northern politicians, northern elite and some military officers who are benefiting from it and they don't want Tinubu to return come 2027 because they are not satisfied with the reforms going on in the country. This is the kind of attack they use to remove Jonathan in 2015 |
Politics › Re: Brigadier General Uba Killed By ISWAP by Jungleluv5: 8:05pm On Nov 17, 2025 |
Sometimes when I read news like this I just laugh because you said a whole military general was abducted and killed and the only thing we hear was just sending troops in and out all in the name of rescue and you are telling us rubbish instead of using airsupport and necessary apparatus to do the rescue. Then if true was killed without being rescued from the military then there are more to this insecurity, there are some bad eggs in the system |
Sports › Re: Africa Should Have Fewer World Cup Places - Gattuso by Jungleluv5: 2:35pm On Nov 15, 2025 |
Racism of the highest order. You are sick |
Politics › Re: Armed Bandits Carried Out Coordinated Attacks On 6 Villages In Sokoto by Jungleluv5: 8:17pm On Nov 14, 2025 |
Since they said that there is no Christian genocide in the Nigeria so this one na family matters. |
Politics › Re: Retired Police Officer Offers Yerima Part Of His Pension by Jungleluv5: 7:56pm On Nov 14, 2025 |
That's why this country will never move forward assuming Wike is an housa man will the officer treat him that way no let tell ourselves the truth military are meant to protect our territories not to has hands civil cases like land disputes. Though the way Wike handle in a show of shame is embarrassing but northerners will always respect their own no matter what. |
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Car Talk › Re: 2007 Ford Focus. (Station Wagon): Do You Know About This Car? by Jungleluv5: 2:01pm On Nov 05, 2025 |
This car is far far better than any Japanese car in terms of maintenance, fuel efficiency it is a buy if you want to buy it has no problem if it's in good condition oooo and direct import you will thank me later |
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Politics › Re: My Shop Was The Only One Demolished By The Lasg Because I’m The Only Igbo Perso by Jungleluv5: 3:22pm On Oct 28, 2025 |
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