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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Will Crash Dollar To N500 If Elected- Pat Utomi by Jungleluv5: 8:35am On Oct 31
By paying subsidy on dollar again like before abi
Politics › Re: “Political Opponents Twisted My Message On Diaspora Financial Support” — Obi by Jungleluv5: 5:16pm On Oct 20
Mr Lienus wants to lie again as usual àbí
Politics › Re: “I Will Vote For Peter Obi and Gov Oborevwori In 2027” — Gehgeh Declares by Jungleluv5: 5:12pm On Oct 20
No wonder you are confused like Peter Obi Mr lienus that confused some gullible followers about marriage. Nonsense
Travel › Re: Video Of A Large Truck Going Past A Broken Down Minibus On The Niger Bridge. by Jungleluv5: 9:43am On Oct 18
My own take on no account no vehicle should stop anyhow or indiscriminately on a busy area like this
Politics › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem To Seyi Tinubu: Your Papa Na The Worst President by Jungleluv5: 5:01pm On Oct 04
Igbo n yọ bobo yìí lẹ́nu fulani family. Come for me make thunder fire you
Politics › Re: SDP’s Adebayo: Nigerians Will Buy Fuel At N5k Per Liter If Tinubu Wins 2nd Term by Jungleluv5: 4:27pm On Sep 16
Oga on this one you're lieing, this is what everyone wants to hear just because we are in election period but as at today in the whole world crude oil price has gone up and the whole world is affected just because of the war going on in the gulf between America and Iran and our own crude is been control by the world market since we are member of OPEC so don't use this campaign strategy. You know and I know about what is happening in the world today
Politics › Re: 2027: Primate Ayodele Warns Of Plots To Eliminate Obi, Atiku by Jungleluv5: 9:13pm On Sep 09
This man I don't know which group he belongs to because I don't know which one to call him whether or pastor
Politics › Re: There’ll Be Fake Polling Units, Booths Stationed For Rigging – Primate Ayodele by Jungleluv5: 5:07pm On Aug 25
Are you a politician or a pastor
Crime › Re: Northern Young Men Destroy Drainage Covers For Scrap Metal by Jungleluv5: 5:48pm On Aug 23
pyyxxaro:
Who did we really offend , Who


Permit me to blame SEYI for this madness 😏
lord lugard and his girlfriend of course for bringing us together and named us Nigeria, honestly we are not the same
Politics › Re: Vitriol Against TVC Director Of News, Babajide Kolade Otitoju --Fidelis Duker by Jungleluv5: 5:39pm On Aug 20
Oxb90:
I have no time to read all these damage control. The man in discussion used to a journalist I used to respect because of his vast knowledge about Nigeria politics. Then he used to be unbiased. Now he is partisan.
Just like rufai oseni
Politics › Re: “I Have Over 200 Cars” – Dino Melaye Speaks On His Wealth, Church Growth by Jungleluv5: 12:16pm On Aug 15
What has it benefit the youths in your community. Nonsense
Pets › Re: See The Dog That Was Sold To Me As A German Shepherd by Jungleluv5: 10:06pm On Aug 12
This is Shepherd German dog
Politics › Re: Ikechukwu Onwuka Philip Contesting For House Of Rep Oshodi/Isolo Constituency by Jungleluv5: 1:37pm On Jul 31
jmoore:
Why are you crying us Atlantic ocean?

Nigerians are contesting for elections in UK, USA and you are wailing because of an election in your backyard.
mumu show me one tribe in your state apart from the indigen that is contesting for any elected political position. You'll just open mouth and spew rubbish
Politics › Re: Sowore: Did Tinubu, Wike, Umahi Use Student Loans To Send Children To UK Schools by Jungleluv5: 3:33pm On Jul 29
Sometimes when sowore talk I don't see anything in it because he's just talking not as an opposition but talk as a person who is full of hatred without reasons no respect for anyone and he wants to rule Nigeria even PO is even better than him.
Crime › Re: The Yahoo Boy In My Compound Is Secretly Selling His Properties - Lady by Jungleluv5: 3:07pm On Jul 13
And so what is your own, after all it is his properties not your own amebo
Travel › Re: FG Approves New York, Dubai, Canada Routes For United Nigeria Airlines — Keyamo by Jungleluv5: 12:52pm On Jun 20
Kanwulia:
Instead of starting with African routes first.
Mtcheeeeeeeeew!
Next tin they will start carrying drugs like they used Nigerian airways crew with rickety airlines.🙄
honestly your brain and heart has hatred virus in them and you need urgent medical attention because in your life you don't like it if someone is doing something good. You are sick upstairs
Politics › Re: Four Generals Killed Under Tinubu Administration By Bandits (Photos) by Jungleluv5: 6:18am On Jun 16
kingbee90:
They were massacred under a yeye president.
Master strategist my black yannsh.🖤
some people like you will just open dirty mouth with heart full of hatred and comment rubbish, all this general killed in action were ambushed and killed because of their gallantry performance and some people in the military are making money through the banditry and they don't want it to stop
Politics › Re: Four Generals Killed Under Tinubu Administration By Bandits (Photos) by Jungleluv5: 6:14am On Jun 16
Ezeama400:
If these four general could be butchered like this, what made some of these Tinubu supporters who saw this and still supporting the government think they are safe?

It’s not yet your turn lovely..
some people like you will just open dirty mouth with heart full of hatred and comment rubbish, all this general killed in action were ambushed and killed because of their gallantry performance and some people in the military are making money through the banditry and they don't want it to stop.
Crime › Re: Kidnapped General Rabe Abubakar Dies In Captivity by Jungleluv5: 6:19am On Jun 14
RIP. Many of the military officers serving and retired are benefiting from the insecurity because Nigeria military is one of the best in Africa but today they have turned to money making machines by leaking mode of operations to the bandits by some wolf in the sheep clothes in the military. Many junior ranks have been killed in so many operations through ambush and nobody is talking about their death oh is it because is general. This is unfair they families too. Our oga at the top should stop selling our young soldiers lives to the bandits because of money. STOP THE BANDITS, KIDNAPPING AND ALL THE INSECURITY NOW.
Politics › Re: Kidnappings: Yoruba Monarchs To Invoke Deities Against Bandits by Jungleluv5: 6:02am On Jun 14
Mouth is too much go into action don't come on social media and be saying what you want to do. That's rubbish
Politics › Re: "Only God Can End Nigeria’s Insecurity" - Matawalle by Jungleluv5: 5:57am On Jun 14
Yes it God that can end insecurity but you are the mastermind of the insecurity due your illegal mining going on in your state.
Politics › Re: Religious Obligation’ – Sheikh Gumi Reacts To Killing Of ISIS Leader, Al-minuki by Jungleluv5: 7:11pm On May 17
So bandits hands are clean hands and they has killed many innocent women, children and so on, Gumi kept quiet but killing of no 2 isis commander is a sin. This no go die well
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Insecurity Has Reached ‘state Of War’ – Arewa Forum by Jungleluv5: 5:34pm On Apr 15
Is a joke you all know what you are doing, you use this same thing for pres Jonathan then but now it will not work. They are your people go and talk to them
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Vows To Oppose Peter Obi If He Exceeds One-Term Promise by Jungleluv5: 4:48pm On Apr 08
geoworldedu:
Ways by which Peter Obi can win the election:

1. He should beg his supporters to avoid abusing tribes, rather they should abuse Tinubu as much as possible. My reason is that there are millions of Tinubu's tribespeople who were and are willing to vote for Peter Obi, but when Obidients abused the hell out of their tribes before election date, they changed it and turned everything to tribal election.

2. Kwankwaso should go as a running mate. With this, the north would be secured for Obi and the east is already tied down for him. Lagos and Abuja will be in the bag for Obi and then some parts of South West will vote for him.

3. A massive campaign should be done all over the country by the Obidients. The campaign should be titled "Chop and Clean Mouth."
This means that when they pay you for voting, collect their money and go there to vote otherwise. Let them know that this is the best way of revenging against APC wickedness, at least for now. Chop and Clean Mouth campaign should be made very very viral on twitter, Instagram, YouTube and all over social media and on the streets. T-shirts of CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH should be made. People should wear that T-shirt everywhere. Sensitise the people to such a level that they will know that selling their vote means selling the future of their descendants and generations to come.

4. Obidients should tackle anybody abusing Tinubu's tribe on social media. They should inform those people to attack Tinubu directly. They should also avoid attacking the Northern tribes who are also needed for winning the election. They should channel 100% criticism towards Tinubu. You can't win an election by fighting potential voters or trying to force them into voting for you. If you think by cursing and insulting some people, they will change and support your own candidate, you are on a long thing.

5. Obidients should have people in every polling unit to record the final vote results. They should also involve international bodies and keep using the words 'America is watching' 'UK is watching' etc. Any ballot snatcher caught should be dealt with severely.

6. Lastly, they should pressurise whoever will be the Inec Chairman not to accept any money from Tinubu to change results. They should make him get scared of them. They should try to let him know that they have employed international experts who are watching him closely , his communications and everything. So whatever he is trying to do they will know.

Note: I am not a supporter of any politician. So please in case Obi gets there in the future and shock all of us with the usual politician behaviours of 'I don't care' pls don't quote me to say that I am the cause of Nigeria problem o. My hands are clean. I no dey o grin
chai I don't know that you be mumu original advising person wey dey take advice from person wey craze.
Abegiiiii advice yourself jọ on how to make money
Celebrities › Re: Asake Struggling To Touch The Black Stone In Mecca, Saudi Arabia (video) by Jungleluv5: 9:56pm On Mar 14
HacheNoire:
Damn!

Look at the level of mental slavery!

Left Africa to go and touch a stone in the Middle East🤣😂🤣😂

Look at the effort he invested just to touch a non living thing!

It shall never be well with all those that brought this religion to Africa, and to those ancestors that accepted it, they shall never rest in their graves!

How were you brainwashed to such extent!
Honestly religion and mental slavery indeed ordinary stone I laff in saudi. Nonsense
Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Already Lost 2027 Presidential Election – Aisha Yesufu by Jungleluv5: 4:26pm On Mar 06
Mumu original come out and give us the details of LP election campaign fund. I believe you are not fighting for your principal but ur pocket. Nonsense
Politics › Re: A Sitting President Will Die, Between Now And 2027 — Primate Ayodele by Jungleluv5: 12:39pm On Feb 27
Please how are we so sure that this man is true prophet of God because even in the Bible prophets predict good news but this man always predict bad news it is always doom news here and there
Travel › Re: First Onitsha Boat Cruise Party (photos) by Jungleluv5: 4:38am On Feb 22
iluvdonjazzy:
The water and the ambiance is not encouraging at all, so ugly.
Wetin be your own
Travel › Re: From Lagos to -16°C: My Horror Experience by Jungleluv5: 3:20pm On Feb 18
Nnamdipapa:
So I had the most insane experience last December. Something that still makes my heart race when I remember it.
I was in Nigeria, just jejely making transactions from my foreign accounts, when suddenly all my accounts were blocked on suspicion of fraud. Just like that. No warning.
I called the fraud department at Scotiabank, fully expecting to clear things up in five minutes. After all, I passed every single authentication question. Everything. Then the agent calmly told me I had to appear physically in Canada to verify my account.
I laughed at first. I told him I was in Nigeria. How exactly did he expect me to fly across the Atlantic in the middle of winter just to “verify” myself?
Before I could even process what was happening, my online banking access was shut down completely. These people had already concluded that I should be living in Canada.
That was how my Christmas plans scattered.
I started searching for the cheapest ticket I could find. After hours of looking, I found a United Airlines flight transiting through Dulles Airport in Washington. 11:59pm on Christmas night. About $1,200.
I tried booking with my foreign cards. Nothing went through. My location in Nigeria was now suspicious everywhere. I had to call United directly on the 24th to book manually. Return date: December 30th.
I was pained. Deeply pained.
It would have been my first Christmas in over a decade without snow. No shoveling. No icy wind. Just Lagos vibes. Nigeria sweet, I swear.
But instead, by 7pm Christmas night, I was heading to MMA airport.
We landed at Dulles on the morning of the 26th. As I stood in line for border control, fear gripped me. I was thinking about all the negative things I’ve said about Trump online. I was convinced they would scan my social media and drag me into one interrogation room.
When it got to my turn, the officer asked one simple question and waved me through.
Just like that.

Three-hour layover. Then off to Toronto.
Because of extreme weather warnings in Calgary, I decided not to continue there. We landed at Pearson International Airport in Toronto around 8pm.
I had to wait for missing luggage from the next flight. Retrieved it around 9:30pm.

Then I made the mistake of trying to save money.
I searched online and found a room in Etobicoke for $45 per night. In Canada. In December. Red flag, but my mind was on budgeting.

Outside, it was -12°C. Windy. Dark. Brutally cold.
I took a cab to the address.
The moment we pulled up, my spirit dropped.
The house looked abandoned. The street was dead silent. No movement. No life.
I knocked. A groundsman opened and led me inside.
Then I entered the room.

That was when my night turned into a horror movie.
There was another man on the bed beside mine. Unkempt. Dirty. Lying down, staring into his phone and laughing hysterically. Not small laughter. The kind that makes your spine freeze.

Aye mi!

How was I supposed to sleep in the same room with a complete stranger behaving like that?
The room was dark. Only light from the TV and his phone screen. He didn’t greet me. Didn’t acknowledge me. Just kept laughing and scratching himself aggressively.
Outside, snow was falling heavily. Temperature dropping toward -16°C.
And guess what? I didn’t even come with a winter jacket. This trip was never planned.
I told myself I would endure till morning and check into a proper hotel. I dropped my briefcases, brought out my laptop to finish some client work.
Then I saw something.

The guy started scratching himself violently. Almost desperately. Still laughing.
Kilode?!

As I sat there, uneasy, I suddenly felt movement on my sleeve.
I looked down.
A small brown bug was crawling up my jacket… heading toward my neck.
In that split second, my childhood flashed before my eyes.
Growing up in face-me-I-face-you, I battled bed bugs. I know them too well.
I slapped it instantly. Crushed it. Rubbed it between my fingers.
Then I lifted my hand to my nose.
ALAS MY PEOPLE… IT WAS THE UNMISTAKABLE SMELL OF A BED BUG.

I didn’t think twice.

I grabbed my bags and ran out of that house into -16°C snow without a winter jacket.
Yes. I chose freezing over infestation.
Outside, it was 10:40pm. Snowstorm. Wind slapping my face. No idea where I was going.
I ran across the street and entered a shawarma store just to escape the cold.
From there, I called an Uber to the nearest Walmart. It was closing at 11pm. I had less than 20 minutes.
I was already paranoid. I felt like bugs were crawling all over me. I needed new clothes immediately.
By pure luck, they let me in at 10:50pm.
I ran to the winter jacket aisle. Grabbed a heavy coat, toque, gloves, winter socks. I didn’t even check prices.
After paying, I took another cab back to Pearson Airport.

That night, I slept on a bench.
Actually, I didn’t sleep.

I emptied my entire bag on the airport floor. I was shaking. I was inspecting every single item. I even considered dumping all my clothes in the trash.
I called the woman who rented the room to me and threatened to report her to Health Canada.
The audacity of this woman…
She said maybe I was the one who brought the bugs.
Imagine that.

Anyway, that was just Day 1.
Four days of hell followed before I finally escaped back to Lagos.
I couldn’t wait to smell Nigerian air again.

(To be continued.)
Wahala ti wa ni yẹn
Politics › Re: Obidients Launch Village Boy Movement (Photos) by Jungleluv5: 1:10pm On Feb 17
ALL DIS MOVEMENTS WEY UNA DEY FORM UP AND DOWN VILLAGE AND CITY MOVEMENTS UNA NO TRY AT ALL ME GO FORM MY WEY I GO CALL AM TOWN BOY FOR ATIKU TOO OYA MAKE UNA COME JOIN OOOOO

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