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 Family › Old Man Scolds Dad On His Failure In Family Planning by Justgo(op): 5:25am On Nov 16, 2014 |
Old man scolds Dad on his failure in family planning --------------- ------------ Daddy and mummy, my brothers and sisters and me totalling eight, were waiting for a bus at a bus stop. We were going to attend a wedding at a nearby village. An old man walking with the aid of a stick joined us. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/old-man-scolds-dad-on-his-failure-in.html?m=1 |
| Education › Truth Becomes Scary by Justgo(op): 7:31am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Truth becomes scary --------------- ------------ The primary six pupils I taught were about being send forth to secondary school. They refused coming together to take a picture with me for the year book. I tried to convincing them of the importance of taking the picture together. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/truth-becomes-scary.html?m=1 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Justgo: 6:54am On Nov 15, 2014 |
HOW TO TAKE HER OUT AND HAVE THE PERFECT DATE ON A BUDGET OF 200 NAIRA --------------- ------------ Hello guys, grab a seat and let’s hope no lady is reading this because this information is strictly for guys. I repeat this information is strictly for guys. Ladies kindly walk through the exit door by your left, thank you. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/how-to-take-her-out-and-have-the-perfect-an-date-on-a-budget-of-200-naira/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Justgo: 6:40am On Nov 15, 2014 |
WITH NO MOURNFUL GROAN (2) --------------- ------------ Alirah grabbed a kettle beside the door to her room, squatted and began slowly to perform ablution ignoring Maman Aisha’s questioning gaze. When she was done she went inside, prayed and began to scold herself for nurturing the hope that Ridwan will return for her. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/mournful-groan-2/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Justgo: 6:39am On Nov 15, 2014 |
THE HIDDEN STRATEGIES FOR ATTRACTING A RICH AND HANDSOME BACHELOR FOR MARRIAGE --------------- ------------ Hello ladies I am hiding somewhere to type this write up. This is because I am being pursued by scores of angry wealthy young bachelors who are furious over my insistence on leaking these hidden secrets to you all. I have chosen to leak these secrets because if I don’t take care of my single female friends, who else will? My dear young lady do you want to get married to a rich man? I am asking you this question because i want us to be on the same page. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-hidden-strategies-for-attracting-a-rich-and-handsome-bachelor-for-marriage/ |
| Family › The Hidden Strategies For Attracting A Rich And Handsome Bachelor For Marriage by Justgo(op): 6:38am On Nov 15, 2014 |
THE HIDDEN STRATEGIES FOR ATTRACTING A RICH AND HANDSOME BACHELOR FOR MARRIAGE --------------- ------------ Hello ladies I am hiding somewhere to type this write up. This is because I am being pursued by scores of angry wealthy young bachelors who are furious over my insistence on leaking these hidden secrets to you all. I have chosen to leak these secrets because if I don’t take care of my single female friends, who else will? My dear young lady do you want to get married to a rich man? I am asking you this question because i want us to be on the same page. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-hidden-strategies-for-attracting-a-rich-and-handsome-bachelor-for-marriage/ |
| Literature › With No Mournful Groan (2) by Justgo(op): 6:31am On Nov 15, 2014 |
WITH NO MOURNFUL GROAN (2) --------------- ------------ Alirah grabbed a kettle beside the door to her room, squatted and began slowly to perform ablution ignoring Maman Aisha’s questioning gaze. When she was done she went inside, prayed and began to scold herself for nurturing the hope that Ridwan will return for her. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/mournful-groan-2/ |
| Family › Proof That Promises Make Women Obey Their Husbands Without Complain by Justgo(op): 3:14pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Proof that promises make women obey their Husbands without complain --------------- ------------ I stayed late at work yesterday. Before I could get home, my wife would have slept off, I thought. I wanted her to do my laundries for today for me. I sent her a text cause that was the only alternative available since her phone was on voicemail. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/proof-that-promises-make-women-obey.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › The 7 Most Lucrative Jobs In Nigeria by Justgo(op): 2:56pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
THE 7 MOST LUCRATIVE JOBS IN NIGERIA --------------- ------------ Hello there, where are you working? What type of job are you doing? Is it the type that brings in six digits monthly income? Is it the type that enables you to buy the latest ride that rolls on bread wheels? Can it fetch you that luxurious apartment in Lekki & Victoria Island? Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-7-most-lucrative-jobs-in-nigeria/ |
| Sports › Midnight Scare In Umuahia by Justgo(op): 4:36pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
MIDNIGHT SCARE IN UMUAHIA --------------- ------------ This is my Scary story; February 1st 2004, Umuahia, Abia state. I was doing my NYSC at that time and Manchester United were playing Arsenal Fc. As a staunch Man Utd fan, that was a match i couldn’t have missed. I was staying in the Catholic Corpers Lodge, and also moonlighting at a guest house with a friend of mine. The guest house was like 300 metres from the viewing center. The match started at about 10:30pm, if you know Umuahia you’d know that the roads are empty at around 8pm (as at 2004), so by this time the road was empty, but there were over 20 people in the viewing center so i felt it was pretty safe. . . The match ended 3-0 or 3-1, after 12 midnight, it ended on my birthday (feb 2nd, my best birthday present!!!), so i started going home. To my profound horror. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/midnight-scare-in-umuahia/ |
| Education › Students During The Day Robbers At Night by Justgo(op): 6:47am On Nov 13, 2014 |
Students during the day Robbers at night --------------- ------------ Three poly students, Oke, Benson and Elumelu who were roommates in our neighbourhood went to rob an hostel the night before matric. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/students-during-day-robbers-at-night.html?m=1 |
| Health › Why You Should Have A Pot Belly by Justgo(op): 6:38am On Nov 13, 2014 |
WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A POT BELLY --------------- ------------ Pot bellies also known as beer bellies are common sights these days especially among the male population. The craze for 6 pack abs seems to be dying down among the men folk. The pot bellies I am referring to in this context are the ones that come as a result of dietary choices and behavior not the ones that are symptoms of kwashiorkor disease or the ones sent in by spiritual forces from the village. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/pot-belly/ |
| Nairaland General › Ugly Man Complains Why Wouldn't Girls Just Let Him Be by Justgo(op): 6:50am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Ugly Man Complains Why Wouldn't Girls Just Let Him Be --------------- ------------ I was travelling with my ugliness, driving all night and by morning I was still far from where I was going. I decided to stop at the next town I reached that early morning, and parked in a quiet place so that I can sleep for atleast one hour and continue my journey. As luck would have it, the quiet place I stopped happened to be one of the town's major jogging road. I was just about to sleep when a knock came on my car window. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/ugly-man-complains-why-wouldnt-girls.html?m=1 |
| Family › How To Know When A Girl Is Playing With Her Love Life by Justgo(op): 6:24am On Oct 21, 2014 |
How To Know When A Girl Is Playing With Her Love Life --------------- ------------ You see her update her status; Wow I just found the love of my life. Nothing will ever stop me from loving him. Two weeks later you see her status update; Never make someone a priority when you are just an option to them. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/how-to-know-when-girl-is-playing-with.html?m=1 |
| Literature › Evil Comedian Episode 4 by Justgo(op): 6:29am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Evil Comedian Episode 4 --------------- ------------ Shadrack give me your english textbook. Nfelo said in class. My English textbook, are you the one that bought it for me? Shadrack asked surprised on how Nfelo demanded for it as if he was his father. Shadrack added; For your information, I'm making good use of it not bad use as you will make of it. You are mad! I just saw you hiding it in your bag. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/evil-comedian-episode-4.html?m=1 |
| Christianity Etc › The Church With DSTV by Justgo(op): 5:11pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
The Church With DSTV --------------- ------------ I was given an invitation to a church program, I normally do away with such invitations but this one had Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke from Germany as the special guest of honour. I had to go cause I've heard so much of this man of God and I've never seen him in real life before. As the church service was going on I was in anticipation looking round to atleast catch a glimpse of Bonnke before he starts preaching. No sign of him. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/the-church-with-dstv_19.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Man Waits For God To Come Down And Help Him by Justgo(op): 8:17am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Man Waits For God To Come Down And Help Him --------------- ------------ It happened that Uncle Sammy, the messenger at my working place fell into river niger, so we heard. And he could not swim. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/man-waits-for-god-to-come-down-and-help.html?m=1 |
| Christianity Etc › Two Years Old Scares Church With Bomb by Justgo(op): 7:21am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Two Years Old Scares Church With Bomb --------------- ------------ I was in Maiduguri for a show one saturday. After the show, I opted to leave on monday morning. That sunday I went to a church. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/two-years-old-scares-church-with-bomb_19.html?m=1 |
| Literature › Evil Comedian Episode 3 by Justgo(op): 6:54am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Evil Comedian Episode 3 --------------- ------------ What?? Everybody exclaimed. Young man, are you normal, why is all these coming from you? The village head's spokeman asked. They are coming from me because you people are refusing to respect yourselves, ignorant village chipmunks elders, If you people talk more than yourselves you'll leave here headless. Nfelo said walking out of the scene. What did he just say to us, abomination! Come back here small boy. Elder Afube called out. All the elders were surprised at Nfelo's awful attitude. Elders please, control justice with mercy by forgiving him. Just act as if you didn't hear his last words cause if you do as if you heard them it'll pain you to heart. Ofego said. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/evil-comedian-episode-3.html?m=1 |
| Family › Pastor Lands Dad In The Line Of The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea by Justgo(op): 6:38am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Pastor Lands Dad In The Line Of The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea http://njuwo..com/2014/10/pastor-lands-dad-in-line-of-devil-and.html?m=1 |
| Romance › Secretary Takes Me To Her House To Expose Me by Justgo(op): 3:35pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
Secretary Takes Me To Her House To Expose Me --------------- ------------ Two days ago was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me. My parents forgot and so did my children. I went to work. Even my co-workers did not wish me. As I was about entering my office my secretary Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/secretary-takes-me-to-her-house-to.html?m=1 |
| Family › Calling My Wife Persistently Made Her Start Cheating On Me by Justgo(op): 9:05am On Oct 15, 2014 |
Calling My Wife Persistently Made Her Start Cheating On Me --------------- ------------ Men! It's time now for us to learn, stop calling your wife/girlfriend every minute asking for her whereabout. I used to do it and now I've learnt my lesson. Are we the ones more drunk in the love? Are they not drunk in the love too? I know we love and want to show them we care about their wherebouts but it should be moderate. Imagine a man calling his wife 50 times a day asking Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/calling-my-wife-persistently-made-her.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Former President Of Uganda Idi Amin Speech That You Would Not Forget In A Hurry by Justgo(op): 7:26pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Former President Of Uganda Idi Amin Dada Speech That You Would Not Forget In A Hurry --------------- ------------ As soon as him and his escorts finished lunch in London with the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth. The then President Of Uganda Idi Amin Dada was called upon by the Queen for his vote of thanks, and he said; My majesty Mr Queen Sir, Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/former-president-of-uganda-idi-amin.html?m=1 1 Like |
| Politics › Robber Mistakenly Submits Himself To The Police While Robbing by Justgo(op): 6:59am On Oct 14, 2014 |
Robber Mistakenly Submits Himself To The Police While Robbing --------------- ------------ Boku is his name, he is my neighbour. He tried robbing a house. As he starts to unlock the door, the police patrolling that night Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/robber-mistakenly-submits-himself-to.html?m=1 |
