₦airaland Forum

I Did Not Disrespect My Teacher I gave Her What She Asked For, The Truth
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Ever since the incident, people have been telling me that I fell my hand. How did I fall my hand when she was the one that asked for my opinion. See me see trouble o. We were in class o. She then asked a chubby boy that seats in front; Efe, which country would you love to go when you grow up? He

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Old Man Ends Up Badly For Rejecting God's Help
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So this my neighbour Papa Nkechi was alone working on a crane. Suddenly, he slipped off. As he was falling, he held on to a branch and started shouting for help, but no one came. At the point of giving up he said; God please help me, I will listen to you as from today. A voice started calling his name. He

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The Good Wife Every Bad Man Deserves
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I came home last night drunk, vomitted and fell down on the floor. My wife pulled me to the bedroom and cleaned everything. This morning as I got up, I was expecting her to be angry with me. I prayed that we would not have a fight. To my greatest surprise, I saw

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Man Changes Mind To Rob House He Was Meant To Visit
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My wife told me we were having a visitor that day, her mother's friend's son who just came back from the states. So I had to prepare myself and she kept the house in order. We waited for this august visitor all through that saturday but he didn't show up. Later that night, as my wife was about to lock the door for us to go to bed, someone

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How To Woo That Pastor's Daughter You Like
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I'm currently dating a pastor's daughter, and I'm settling down with this one o, not because she's from a man of God's house o, but because I know how I got her and what I went through in getting her. O boy, I am now a bible scholar because of this fine girl o. She was just too beautiful to ignore just like that. All my friends I seeked help from then, does not how to woo a pastor's daughter, they were professional olodo in that aspect. I had to figure this out by myself after meditating, researching and decoding on myself for days like an historian. Armed to the teeth, with my manual which I had possessed and about to approach her. My mind told me she must accept me with what I had aquired. I then approached her with

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Hungry Nigerian Lion Devours Politician
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A politician, names witheld, on the 16th of september this year, travelled to America to spend his annual vacation with his friend who lives there. On arrival, the friend took him out to see places. The last place he took him to, was the zoo. In the zoo, they visited the lions' cage. Suddenly,

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English Destroys Matrimonial Home
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My wife travelled to see her people. I missed her so much that I realised our matrimonial bed was too big for only me to sleep. I then decided to sleep on the chair at the parlour, dinning table and sometimes in the rest room, children's room and the guest room. When my wife came back, she

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Marketer Lands Himself In Trouble In My House
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I was at home yesterday afternoon and heard a knock on my door. I answered it only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying an electric vacuum cleaner. Good morning sir, he said, can I borrow your time? I would like to demonstrate and show you the latest high powered electric vacuum cleaners in town. Go! I don't have money to buy, I am with nothing at the moment, I told him and tried pushing him out. He

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The Nigeria I Saw In A Nightmare
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I wanted to go to bed but had to eat something. I opened fridge, all the things in the fridge had turned to block, the light had been on for two years without going off. I finished eating and went to bed. While in bed, I realised I have to reduce the speed of the fan, the voltage is too high. I woke up in the early hours of the morning to the sound of cool music. I got up and went into the bathroom. The cold is too much this morning, I realised and turned on the hot- water tap. While drying myself with my towel, I put on the radio and heard

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How I Lost A Job Interview Because Of Lie
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I was so desperate to get this job that when I went for the interview I was told by the interviewer that there are two main rules of the company to select me. I asked him what they were. He said, their second rule is cleanliness, and asked If I

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See How His Blessing Located Him On A Monday Morning
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A supervisor of a building project, an hotel building, was walking around the building one monday morning. He noticed a friend of mine leaning against a wall looking around. He approached him and

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Reverend Father Gets Scared Of My Confession
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My wife had stayed long at where she went, so I went in search of her. She had told me she was going to church for bible study. 8pm, she was not yet back, this is serious cause bible study ends at 6:30pm and the drive home is just 20 minutes. I went to the church in search of her. As I entered the church looking around for her, the Reverend Father saw me and

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Cars In Nigeria And The Stickers On Them
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Lol, when will Nigeria stop being amusing. Maybe when Derby County wins the Uefa Champions League. Hmm! Where do I start from cause I'm engrossed in laughter at the moment. Okay! Cars in this Nigeria of all places now zoom the streets with stickers associated with the class the car belongs to. Just look at these. On most jeeps like

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Japanese Couple Arguing
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Have you ever seen a Japanese couple arguing? Its fun! A Japanese couple argued heavily in public recently.

Husband: takamushi jiku.

Wife: hashi jiku mishihe.

Husband: inamoto kushini hatapi.

Wife: jejeta takuna mota shinita.

Husband: ki

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See What A Teacher Is Teaching Kids Because Of The Nigerian Government
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I was going to see a friend one tuesday morning. Passing by a primary school, I overheard a teacher in a class asking the children, what is 1+1? The children said; ''8''. The teacher said; "Correct". I was amazed at this and stopped. I asked myself, does this teacher know what he is teaching?

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