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Politics / Shocking ::: To All Fans May God Run Ur Life D Way Gej Is Runing Dis Country by K3bee(m): 10:48am On Jan 04, 2015
Jonathan and $600k! Jonathan and $600k! Jonathan and $600k! Jonathan and $600k! Jonathan and $600k! Jonathan and $600k!

There is nothing this charlatan will not do to bribe everybody to his side. He will stop at nothing just to bribe everybody just for the sake of loyalty. Am coming on this subject in few days to come,I will write on it and say exactly what does this money meant for,to whom it was given as bribe and for what purpose. A man of humble background who boasted that he was given out this money from his own personal pocket, isn't it laughable? And on New year day the clueless was preposterously saying,I will lay a plan to fight corruption in 2015,and when some of us said we don't believed in his caricature his clueless thinkers think we are rubble rousers. The moment of truth is here and we shall begin to say it no matter whose horse is gore
Politics / Re: 2004 Vollkswagen Golf4 With Low Price 25000k by K3bee(m): 9:49am On Jan 04, 2015
Vry cheap ,Can i diagnoses d car , be4 payment
Nairaland / General / Re: Things We Did When We Were Young. by K3bee(m): 9:44am On Jan 04, 2015
U wil be Lookin under d chair and u watch ur sister pant
Nairaland / General / Re: SHOUCKED: Baby Plays With Massive Python (photos) by K3bee(m): 9:38am On Jan 04, 2015
illusion , u corrupt dan ur boss
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Change My Nairaland Username by K3bee(m): 8:32am On Jan 03, 2015
Nairaland lack many tinx
look out dis , 2go,Eskimi,mxit,fazbuk and other , u can change ur username, display name ,screen name, pls seun we need ur improvement grin

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Lagos During Christmas by K3bee(m): 8:21am On Jan 03, 2015
Dat is n't mile 2 grin
it be lyk mile 12 grin
u are almost illusion
chaì!i O___P grin
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Bashes Gen Buhari Again, Calls Him A Kunu Drinker!(tweet) by K3bee(m): 8:43pm On Jan 02, 2015
Out of brain be dat
Politics / Re: Buhari & Certificate Forgery by K3bee(m): 7:32pm On Jan 02, 2015
Dis is ahistorical grin
pls any source be4 posted
useless , unreasnable post grin
Op pls can u prov dis when he was in militery regime,why all dis non-sense,talkless,postless ,did not happen , apparently we all know G-B ,u need to prove ur post @Op be4 u hang-off grin
G-M-B all d way ,die if u can
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Politics / Re: Implications Of Falling Oil Prices And Naira On Nigeria's Economy by K3bee(m): 3:59pm On Jan 02, 2015
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luxuries, they should look at how to diversify the economy by creating the enabling environment so that industries can thrive.
``Increasing or taxing more utilities is not the major solution; the government should now make more effort at diversifying the economy.
``They should make concerted efforts at ensuring that the agricultural sector and a few others are working.
``Nigerians may not worry much about the tax issues because they are expected, but tax revenue should be used wisely.
``It should not end in the pockets of a few individuals because the country’s earnings are mostly from oil, it means that a fall in the price of the commodity will deny the country a lot of income to provide roads, power plants and many other things that will benefit the ordinary Nigerian,’’ he said.
Mr Seyi Gambo, a former National Public Relations Officer of PENGASSAN, advised the Federal Government to tackle the issue of wastages in the economy by slashing the emoluments of members of the National Assembly.
He also called for reduction in the expenses of running the executive arm of government.
According to him, there is no sense in keeping 10 aircraft for the president at a period when revenue is going down.
Gambo, however, expressed fears that although the austerity measures, announced by the government, were bound to trigger panic actions in the money and capital markets, but the long-term measure should be to diversify the economy.
According to him, with the decline in crude oil prices, all things being equal, should translate into reduction in pump prices in the local market too, but this would depend on the level of price decline.
``But the reduction in pump price is unlikely in the Nigerian scenario at this time,’’ Gambo said.
``One has to look at the dynamics of fuel pricing at this moment to ascertain the landing cost from the decline in oil prices at the international markets vis-à-vis the subsidy gap paid by government.
``I think the pricing template should be adjusted to reflect the current price reality. If that is implemented, which I think the PPPRA would have adjusted; we may then see a drop in the amount of subsidy paid by the government.
``So, I think the decline in crude oil prices in the short run will be a big positive for countries that depend largely on oil imports for their oil consumption. But for Nigeria, the situation could be in a dilemma.
``We earn less during a price decline as a producer, which reduces our revenue base.
``On the other hand, we are better off as an importer of refined crude oil, which reduces our import bill and also lowers the subsidy burden for the government which should even make it easier for the government to make case for deregulation of pump prices.
``But the current scenario may not be tenable because of the anticipated public outcry that may follow, particularly as election year approaches.
``Just recently, the government of Rwanda announced a reduction in fuel pump prices by about 4.95 per cent mainly due to reduction in oil prices at the international market.
``Again, this is where the need to fix our refineries or get more private investors to invest in building more refineries in the country just like that of Dangote that is billed to come up by 2018,’’ Gambo said.
Mr Kunle Stenvenson, the Managing Director of Legacy Communications, said the oil glut would remain in the market and oil prices would continue to fall.
``Since the announcement, prices have fallen sharply. As at the time the announcement was made, the reference price was around 76.3 dollars per barrel, few minutes after, it fell to 74.5 dollars, and of course it is not relenting.
``You can understand what this would mean for Nigeria because we just set our 2015 benchmark oil price at 65 dollars. It means there will be no excess crude account if the decline continues,” he said.
Stenvenson said that the country might not see significant growth in production as a result of oil theft, stressing that the contribution from the oil sector to revenue could significantly reduce.
``Oil accounts for up to 95 per cent of foreign earnings, but production has stagnated in the past two years as a result of oil theft and slowdown in investment’’.
The challenge is for government to come with long-term solutions to stave off impending economic depression. (NAN
Politics / Implications Of Falling Oil Prices And Naira On Nigeria's Economy by K3bee(m): 3:58pm On Jan 02, 2015
THE fall in the price of crude oil in the international market is sending economic and political shocks around the world.
The hardest hit has been countries whose economies depend largely on oil for appreciable percentage of their foreign exchange earnings.
According to experts, crude oil accounts for about 95 of Nigeria’s foreign exchange receipts.
The reality of possible crippling budget shortfalls also stares many oil exporting countries in the face as the priced commodity has hit its lowest price level in four years.
Crude oil prices started dropping in the international market from as high as 110 dollars per barrel in January to the current level of 58 dollars.
Nigeria’s reference crude, the Bonny Light, is currently trading at about 62 dollars per barrel.
It is noteworthy that crude oil is not just the principal export commodity of the country, but indeed all aspects of the nation’s economy rely on the commodity as the major source of revenue.
The annual budgets, which define the direction that the country, is based on crude oil price benchmarks.
While the 2014 budget was based on 78 dollars per barrel, the 2015 has been predicated at 65 dollars per barrel.
According to Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, the Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, the fall in oil prices has led to new austerity measures.
The minister said the country would begin to feel the negative impact of the fall in global oil prices, cautioning that the country would need to brace up for tougher times ahead by reviewing its expenditures and building economic buffers through budgets based on modest oil prices.
She said that the decline in crude oil prices had assumed a disturbing dimension.
``Without a doubt, this slowdown in global economic activities, coupled with the end in the quantitative easing in the U. S., will affect the sub-Saharan African economy, in addition to regions’ other specific challenges.
``As we all know, many countries on the continent depend on commodity exports as their main sources of revenue.
``Nigeria and other countries on the African continent must step back and learn the lessons of the ongoing economic transformation.
``The Federal Government has set up a strong stabilisation policy, but the most important being that we must be able to sustain the drive”.
But a former Governor of Lagos State Governor, Alhaji Bola Tinubu, in an essay on ``Slump in Oil Prices: A Progressive Way Out’’, has argued that the austerity measures proposed by the government would further enrich the affluent.
He said that the austerity measures would put average Nigerians into more hardship and economic depression.
Tinubu said that the austerity measures embarked by some countries in the Euro zone had not solved their economic problems in the past five years since the global financial crises.
``All that austerity has done is to tighten the grip of the wealthy on the economy, while weakening the position of the middle class and the poor”.
Mr Kazeem Bello, an energy expert, said the impact of Nigeria’s continued dependence on oil as major revenue earner is very grave.
According to him, the glut in the oil market following the discovery of crude oil in many parts of the world and the new wave of alternative energy sources, particularly shale oil, have had adverse effects on Nigeria.
``In the face of such dreadful challenges, we have no option than to put our economy in order. First, we diversify in terms of other viable frontiers of international revenue earning.
``Secondly, we must make the private sector our engine of growth in order to generate more exportable goods and services.
``Thirdly, government should demonstrate the political will to fight corruption and mismanagement which are part of a `lachrymal waste pipe’ of public resources and finally, we should create the enabling environment for direct inflow of foreign investment,” he said.
Mr Idris Simon, Managing Partner, Magnet Oil Company, said that Nigerians should be ready for harsh economic measures in the nearest future as a result of the continued fall in the prices of oil.
Simon said that the current steps by the Federal Government were good, but wondered if the current measures could actually cushion the impact of the fall in oil prices.
He, however, said that the most important thing was the fact that government accepted that it had to do something with respect to the falling oil prices.
``What we are seeing now is not a short-term phenomenon, whether the therapy is adequate is another issue. But I think it is a good move and it has not ruled out other moves’’.
Mr Samuel Kalu, another energy expert, said that government’s resolve to adopt austerity measures was not surprising.
According to him about 80 per cent of our earning is from oil and so it is not a surprise that the government is adopting austerity measures, considering the fast decline in oil prices.
``This is actually the beginning of things to happen, apart from imposing tax on luxuries,

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Politics / Re: FG May Borrow N2.97 Trillion In 2015 by K3bee(m): 7:00am On Jan 02, 2015
cryTrillion tinx mtcheeew grin
Debenture again
my way to Dubai

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Nairaland / General / Adeboye,tb Joshua,oyedepo,oritsejafor Say’s They Are Candidates Of HELL! by K3bee(m): 6:51pm On Jan 01, 2015
Seven year old Iretioluwa is like every other children, but what makes her different is her spiritual proclamations, which makes her an extra-human being. When we were invited by her parents saying “our daughter wants you”. It was like a call not too clear. But upon inquiry made by a WHAT ELSEwebsite,they claim they discovered that it was not just a call but a diving call that requires a diving response.
According to the website, they claim:
Ireti-Oluwa has become a friend of Jesus Christ upon whom she resides and proclaim messages for the world.
“Most times Jesus Christ appears to her and tells her lots of things especially hidden things which He (Jesus) wants us to know” declares the mother.
“But the most shocking of all she has been told is about men of God whom we reverence in this country and she told us to look for a Christian newspaper. In fact, she wrote the name of your magazine and we started looking for it” – the father cuts in.
We were ushered into the spacious living room of the Ifedayos when Iretioluwa was taking her breakfast. We waited for her to finish and we settled down for the business of the day.
Iretioluwa, a primary three pupil was so bold as she declared what she said was told her by Jesus Christ.
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According to her, my Lord and savior said i should declare toPastor Adeboyeof the Redeemed Christian Church of God that he cannot make heaven. Though he started very well in spite of his works, he has compromised. “He has missed me a long time ago. I am only honouring my name in his life. He no longer has a place in me. Tell him to go back to his first love and drop every load of compromise he is carrying.
“TellDavid Oyedepothat his hands are soiled with human blood. His name is not in the book of life. He has missed it a long time ago. Tell him what will profit him if he gains the whole world and end in Hell fire.
David Olukoyaof Mountain of fire and miracles is encouraging evil and doesn’t want to repent. Tell him to stop living a double life. He knows the stones in his hands, tell him to drop them if he MUST enter heaven, he has to live a complete life of holiness.
Ayo Oritsejaforis not my servant. He has gone astray in the pursuit of fame, power, money. Warnhim to repent before he ends where his boss his.
T.B. Joshuais an advocate of Satan in Nigeria, he has sold his soul to the devil and he knows hell is awaiting him.
Christ Oyakhilomemade a vow to Satan and he has succeeded to win souls for Satan. He is the front runner of the new age teachings in the world.
Many pastors that hoist flags of different churches know why they are doing so. Beware of such gathering.
Evil altar has reached an alarming rate in Nigeria.

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Nairaland / General / :::::all Types Of Beach In Nigeria::: You Need To Visit For :::fun by K3bee(m): 10:30am On Jan 01, 2015
Lagos beachesare a strong attraction to this region in Nigeria. White sand and clear, turquoise water make up these quiet expanses along the coastline. Lagos has over ten beaches to choose from when visiting this popular tourist spot.
Bar Beach grin
By far the most popular, this beach is located on Victoria Island. Known for its sand bars, this beach extends from the west by the Institute of Oceanography all the way to Eko Hotel toward the east. Many activities are available for sports enthusiasts including horse back riding, swimming and football among other popular beach sports.
Coconut Beach grin
Just west of Lagos is the town of Badagry. Badagry features Coconut Beach, appropriately named for the coconut trees that surround the beach. Holiday resorts are nearby for refreshments while visiting the beach. Enjoy the tropical sun and take in the ambiance of the environment at Coconut Beach.
Akodo Beach grin
This modern beach is a favorite among tourists to Lagos beaches. Modern facilities and equipment line the beach. Members of all ages enjoy the rides and amusement at the local parks. A swimming beach is also a popular spot along this beach to take a dip in the sea. Chalets are also prevalent at the Akodo Beach.
The ambiance completes the scene for any tourist from the white sand beach and rippling waves that lap the shoreline. Palm trees stand overhead and provide the ultimate relaxation for any beach person.
Eleko Beach grin
One of the most serene and clean beaches in Lagos, the Kaiyetoro-Eleko beach is well visited during the year. Popular with local families, Eleko Beach offers sporting activities for everyone. The atmosphere is relaxed and rejuvenating for beach combers of all types.
Takwa Bay grin
Exclusive and located across the harbor of Lagos, this beach can be accessed by boat. Swimming is popular at this beach with quiet, serene waters. Surfing and water skiing take place also. Rental tents and chairs are available for tourists to Takwa Bay. The serenity is complete with breezes that blow through the harbor.
Kuramo Waters grin
This beach is known as being similar to the Bar Beach since it gets the name from a feature that is on its border. The Kuramo Lake borders the beach and is known for the many different restaurants that are along the area. Entertainment is available many times of the week and features different shows including music and jamborees.
Nairaland / General / Re: Which One is Correct -My Names Are & My Name Is ??? by K3bee(m): 9:25am On Jan 01, 2015
Lol , ask google nw
Politics / Re: `I Bring Message Of Hope, Optimism’ – Buhari by K3bee(m): 9:19am On Jan 01, 2015
Hell to does who support GeJ grin
Politics / Finally Obasanjo And Buhari Planning Interim Govt —FG by K3bee(m): 4:48pm On Dec 30, 2014
The Minister of Police Affairs, Jelili Adesiyan, on Monday, said a plot by former President Olusegun Obasanjo and the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) to form an interim government has been uncovered.
The minister said this in Lagos at the launch of a book titled, ‘Watch the Watcher,’ written by an activist, Yinka Odumakin, in reaction to Obasanjo’s controversial book, ‘My Watch’.
Adesiyan said he had already directed the Inspector General of Police, Suleiman Abba; and the Department of State Service to arrest anybody that made inflammatory statements ahead of the 2015 elections.
He said, “Many of those in the APC are disgruntled PDP members who are no longer relevant and because they could not have their way, they have started to heat up the polity. They have said they will form a parallel government if they lose.
“I have already told the IG and the DSS to arrest anybody making such mutinous and inflammatory statements.”
Adesiyan said his suspicion was fuelled by a threat by the Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi, that the APC would form a parallel government if the 2015 general elections were rigged.
He added, “Obasanjo is already planning to install an interim government with Buhari. But we will vote and we will work with whoever wins the election.”
Adesiyan, who was detained in 2003 for the murder of the Minister of Justice, Chief Bola Ige, said the former President was vindictive and was fighting Jonathan because he (Jonathan) had refused to be used by him.
The minister, who was later freed over Ige’s murder, said Obasanjo picked Jonathan as the late President Umaru Yar’Adua’s running mate because he felt he could control him but his plans backfired.
The minister said, “He picked a President that was sick and while we were campaigning for the President, he (Yar’Adua) was always in Germany receiving treatment. While many were lobbying for the VP slot, Obasanjo picked a gentleman, Goodluck Jonathan, who had no strong political base so that he could control him.
“Unfortunately for Obasanjo, God had a better plan and Jonathan refused to be used. Obasanjo, being the man that he is, has now teamed up with Bola Tinubu and Atiku Abubakar to snatch power but Tinubu will outsmart him because we Osun people are smart. Ask Tinubu, he is my brother, from my state. He is from Iragbiji while I am from Ode-Omu.”
The Director of Communications, Buhari Campaign Organisations, Dele Alake, said it was silly for anyone to say that Buhari was plotting the emergence of an interim government when Buhari was also participating in the presidential election.
He said, “It must have dawned on Nigerians that the PDP don’t have any answer to the multifarious problems plaguing Nigeria and that is why they have resorted to mudslinging and character assassination.
“If Buhari was planning an interim government, why would he be running for President in the first place? I think sanity has taken leave from them.
“Buhari remains the only viable solution to the quagmire that Nigeria has fallen into and it will take a disciplined person like Buhari to straighten things out.”
When contacted, a source close to Obasanjo, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said it was only the ex-president that could react to the allegation.
The source told our correspondent on the telephone, “It is only Baba that can react to the matter.”

Jokes Etc / ‬ 14 Signs To Know That You are Mad by K3bee(m): 5:08pm On Dec 03, 2014
grin
(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
(coolYou went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in
the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please
visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination...

Lolzzzz Have a nice Day
Science/Technology / First Water-only Powered Generator You Can Buy by K3bee(m): 7:01pm On Nov 30, 2014
A Toronto, Canada company, GDS Technologies Ltd., says it has developed a portable generator that runs solely on tap water.
The GDS portable water generator comes in three models: 5,000 watts, 10,000 watts and 15,000 watts. According to inventor Gregory Potter, the 5,000-watt model can run for three days on four gallons.
A video demonstrates the 5,000-watt portable water generator in action; there is no pollution or exhaust, no hidden extension cords powering the device, no batteries to replace, it is significantly less noisy than a standard generator and the only upkeep is keeping the water tank clean and supplied with fresh tap water.
Features of the portable water generator include “rugged,” non-inflatable (or deflatable) tires, an emergency shut-off button, digital meters, a timer, covered outlets, a breaker and an optional intake valve that connects to a garden hose with automatic shut-off with a floating device within the water tank.
According to Potter, the 10,000-watt model can power two air conditioning units, but even the 5,000-watt model is suitable for running a stove, or computers and other electronics.
Models run from $5,360 Canadian to $14,885 Canadian, and will be available to the public “soon.” According to the company’s Alibaba site, GDS Technologies is currently capable of producing 400 portable water generators per month.

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Nairaland / General / Help me Out Pls I Need Urgent Reply by K3bee(m): 9:01am On Nov 18, 2014
Help me out pls

am new @ jumia
i place an order 2day
how can they delivery
after fill-up my details
Phone/Internet Market / Re: The Future Of Android Has Arrived: Google Announces Android 5.0 Lollipop Release by K3bee(m): 5:09pm On Oct 17, 2014
Lol :grin
i will upgrade
my Techno 2 cry
Phone/Internet Market / The Future Of Android Has Arrived: Google Announces Android 5.0 Lollipop Release by K3bee(m): 4:32pm On Oct 17, 2014
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By Brad Reed, Wednesday October 15, 2014, 12:04 PM

The moment Android-fans have been eagerly awaiting for months-finally arrived on Wednesday as Google finally announced release details for Android 5.0 Lollipop. Android L’s most obvious new feature is the inclusion of Material Design, a new design interface that is notable for its flatter icons and its physics-based animations that will give both Android apps and the platform itself a smoother and more consistent user experience.
Although Material Design is the most noticeable change with Android 5.0, it’s far from the only one. Google has also implemented a new lock screen that comes with notifications that won’t force you to open up an app to take action on them. So for instance, you’ll be able to delete email messages from your device’s lock screen or from your notifications center now without having to actually open up Gmail to trash them.
Android 5.0 is also the first version of Android that’s been optimized for 64-bit architecture, which will presumably open the floodgates for hardware manufacturers to start cranking out 64-bit Android smartphones and tablets. This is important because chips with more bits can handle more memory, which means that a 32-bit chip is designed to handle memory addresses of up to 32 bits while a 64-bit chip is designed to handle memory addresses of up to 64 bits.
And finally, Android 5.0 features a bunch of improvements in battery efficiency thanks to Google’s Project Volta, which has been working on ways to extend your Android device’s battery life by as much as 90 extra minutes when it’s low on power.
Android 5.0 will be released for the Nexus 5, Nexus 7, Nexus 10 and Google Play Edition devices in the coming weeks. There is no timetable yet about when it will release to other popular Android devices such as the Galaxy S5, HTC One (M8) or LG G3.
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Jokes Etc / Irony:::::another Bomb-blast Were Many Are Injury by K3bee(m): 6:47pm On Oct 15, 2014
Pls kindly judge this matter.....I was
in a taxi, chatting with my friend on
whatsapp and suddenly discovered
that the man sitting beside me was
reading my conversation. Since I did
not want to embarrass the man, l decided
to
change the topic "Abeg
oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or
Abu Qaqa that I only took two of
the bombs we just manufactured for
this operation. Let them know as
well that I may find it difficult to get to the
target
place before the bombs
explode because there is terrible
traffic jam now but nevertheless, I
am sure casualty figure will be high
since we are five in our taxi and all
the vehicles in the traffic will be affected
too. We
have less than 3
minutes for the bomb to go off bye-
bye and take care of my parents
and siblings as agreed. The Man,
without allowing the taxi to stop
quickly opened the taxi door
and jumped out and
eventually died,

pls
who killed him?.. Me or Amebo?
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Jokes Etc / Re: 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by K3bee(m): 6:30pm On Oct 13, 2014
grin grin grin
Wow add urs
let go

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9ight fun grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by K3bee(m): 6:06pm On Oct 13, 2014
1. While in your room, if she tells you to close
the
curtain that she
prefers the room to be in dark condition and
you
close the curtain looking confuse and you
still
don't get the message. My brother,
you are a bonafide dumb
Jambite at Secondary School Sat Level
2. When she tells you she's feeling heat
inside AC
and you zoomed off
at Hussain
Bolt pace to get her hand fan... My
brother make I nor deceive
you. You are
a dumb niqqa at OND Level
3. When you are both watching
an interesting movie and she tells you she's
not enjoying it at all and you
inquired if she wishes to watch another
movie and
she says YES that you should put Bleep adult
movie
(blue film)... If you still don't grab her
message...
You are a dumb niqqa at HND Level
4. If you summon the courage
to make a
move and she ask you ''what do you think
you are
doing?' And you start looking like
someone who just got a sack
letter... You
are a dumb niqqa at Bsc Level
5. As humorous as you are, if she had been
laughing at every of your
jokes and you noticed she suddenly stopped
laughing even as you try to crack ribs
breaking
jokes. She starts
staring at you
and licking one of her fingers...
If you still can't grab her message,
hmmmm my brother, you are a dumb niqqa
at Msc Level
6. If she keeps reminding you
every 2mins that she would be going soon
and
you still don't grab the message... My
brother you are a dumb niqqa
at PhD
Level
Lastly, if you finish reading this message and
you
don't like, share and comment on
this write up, my brother, you
are a certified dumb niqqa at VC
Level

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Phone/Internet Market / ‎ how To Borrow Airtime Without paying Back From Any Network. by K3bee(m): 7:31pm On Oct 10, 2014

How To Borrow Airtime Without
Paying Back From Any Network.
Lemme show you how, Just
follow
this steps:
1. Use your preferred network
e.g
Etisalat dial *665*amount#,
Glo *321#,
MTN *606#,
Airtel *500*amount#.
Do this if you are elligible to
borrow.
2. Finish using the airtime you
borrowed.
3. Change your date to
10/10/2010
4. Remove your batery and
simcard from your
phone.
5. Go to a filing station, buy
kerosene then go
back home.
6. Now Take your sim card rub it
with kerosine
and then burn it.
With does steps, you will never
pay back that
airtime u borrow..
Please.
Don’t thank me, what are friends
for?

Am just being a caring

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Phone/Internet Market / Note Is D First Best Among All Samsung ? Latest Samsung Galaxy Note 4 ? Details by K3bee(m): 2:40pm On Oct 05, 2014
2G NetworkGSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
3G NetworkHSDPA 850 / 900 / 1900 / 2100
4G NetworkLTE 800 / 850 / 900 / 1800 / 2100 / 2600
SIMMicro-SIM
Announced2014, September
StatusComing soon. Exp. release 2014, Q4
Body
Dimensions153.5 x 78.6 x 8.5 mm (6.04 x 3.09 x 0.33 in)
Weight176 g (6.21 oz)
- S Pen stylus
- Fingerprint sensor
Display
TypeSuper AMOLED capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size1440 x 2560 pixels, 5.7 inches (~515 ppi pixel density)
MultitouchYes
ProtectionCorning Gorilla Glass 3
Sound
Alert typesVibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
LoudspeakerYes
3.5mm jackYes
Memory
Card slotmicroSD, up to 128 GB
Internal32 GB, 3 GB RAM
Data
GPRSYes
EDGEYes
SpeedHSDPA, 42 Mbps; HSUPA; LTE, Cat4, 50 Mbps UL, 150 Mbps DL (N910C)
HSDPA, 42 Mbps; HSUPA; LTE, Cat6, 50 Mbps UL, 300 Mbps DL (N910S)
WLANWi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-band, Wi-Fi Direct, DLNA, Wi-Fi hotspot
Bluetoothv4.1, A2DP, EDR, LE
NFCYes
Infrared portYes
USBmicroUSB v2.0 (MHL 3), USB Host, USB On-the-go
Camera
Primary16 MP, 3456 x 4608 pixels, optical image stabilization, autofocus, LED flash
FeaturesDual Shot, Simultaneous HD video and image recording, geo-tagging, touch focus, face/smile detection, panorama, HDR
Video2160p@30fps, 1080p@60fps, optical stabilization, dual-video rec.
Secondary3.7 MP, 1080p@30fps,
Features
OSAndroid OS, v4.4.4 (KitKat)
ChipsetQualcomm Snapdragon 805 (SM-N910S)
Exynos 5433 (SM-N910C)
CPUQuad-core 2.7 GHz Krait 450 (SM-N910S)
Quad-core 1.3 GHz Cortex-A53 Quad-core 1.9 GHz Cortex-A57 (SM-N910C)
GPUAdreno 420 (SM-N910S)
Mali-T760 (SM-N910C)
SensorsAccelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass, barometer, gesture, UV, heart rate, SpO2
MessagingSMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Mail, IM
BrowserHTML5
RadioTBC
GPSYes, with A-GPS, GLONASS, Beidou
JavaYes, via Java MIDP emulator
ColorsFrosted white, Charcoal black, Bronze Gold, Blossom Pink
- ANT+ support
- S-Voice natural language commands and dictation
- Air gestures
- Dropbox (50 GB cloud storage)
- Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic
- TV-out (via MHL A/V link)
- MP4/DivX/XviD/WMV/H.264/H.263 player
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+/AC3/FLAC player
- Organizer
- Photo/video editor
- Document viewer(Word, Excel, PowerPoint, PDF)
- Google Search, Maps, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk, Picasa
- Voice memo/dial/commands
- Predictive text input (Swype)
Battery
3,220 mAh battery
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