In Tuface voice, e be like say they want to tell us another story again oh

I thought ladies were the ones that pout.....but anyway u look good

Prince4945:


It's past 12midnight and Iv forgotten how to sleep

I have been down that road, your brain would be on automatic playback simulating every every

I just found out i have a very dirty mind

Marry your best friend, bcz when sex loses it value the friendship sustains the relationship.

OP invite us for the naming but come to think of it...the thought of having someone preggy can give sleepless nights ehn

The person above me has said it all

kennygee:


My dear, I know a four year old boy who will go to play store on your phone and download games he wants to play.

He knows the difference between Pin, password and pattern.

Everyone in his house deleted all their games and passworded it, else Matthew will download games on your phone and kill your battery playing them.

Those are the android kids I'm talking about.

Computer age ...my one year old niece even knows when to pose when taking a photo...

jenny21:
I do not understand nairaland guys, is it that you guys skip biology classes in secondary school or you just slept your way through the lectures

When they hate the teacher taking the course, what do u expect??

kennygee:


Lol. No be only "Siemen", which model abeg?

@Op, your pre seminal fluid can get a woman pregnant, its either that or your pull out game is weak.

Just wait till she gives birth then do a DNA test to be double sure, I don't advise abortion.

The children God gives these days are android children, very wise, intelligent and a delight to have.

Congratulations baba Beji.

U are funny for Africa....which one is android children again

U don't have to release inside her dude...your Siemen might have leaked inside her

This woman would say anything to still be regarded as The first Lady....Instead of her to advice her hubby the president to resign and face his health challenges... We don't even know where our Presido is...na dem say dem say....

This their scam employment..

I expected this info on Efcc obtaining search warrant to search Osborne towers to be secretive, I doubt they would recover anything bcz no right thinking criminal after hearing such news won't take steps to move their loot from such location ....my thoughts though

generalbush:


Senate building

Pls where in Abuja

bykebyke:

Liar Liar,pants on fire.


Jesus did not die for this.

Hahahahahah shit happens. Are u stalking me ??

bykebyke:

It's not its.

Olodo.

lol so because of an apostrophe correction u feel u are smart..blame my auto correct

bykebyke:
Me keeping calm and waiting to get in on the game of thrones slander.





Because if we are being honest,only people with poor taste enjoy Game of Thrones.

On the contrary its people with poor taste or reasoning that would make the comment u just altered

Freciprocal:
No latest episode for all my current series... Guess What I stumbled on my Laptop?

S01E02

Spartacus ....then watching this seasonal in my school was a crime

Who is watching scream?

Sirheny007:



This is the dumbest question I've heard this year...and it is sadder still to be coming from a youth.
Kai..this country is speeding backwards with a bizarre momentum.

U feel is dumb then y bother answering... Besides I wasn't asking a question I was just in awe how figures turn up quickly...besides i havent heard sadder before. U coined it? Mr Encyclopedia

Efcc and money recoveries...its wonderful as its mind blowing . my question though is how are they able to count such large amount in the shortest time possible, is it that they move around with counters or what

thenny312:
omo ramsay is a learner near negan kia that man is pure evil..... Glenn's death is just too harsh and unexpected
Negan bludgeon people's head with a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire even named it Lucille, I mean who does that, he broke rick too

Not true.. Ramsay is more sadistic than Negan. Someone who fed a pregnant woman to his dogs..had teon greyjoy castrated ...Negan is good where this guy is

sirchris4u:
The widow in into the badlands is a bad ass.. Love her die. So this man actually killed his son.

Her k.o is out of this world

Flexycris2baba:



ME waiting for iron fist.. And Shooter

Iron fist is whack

Its not making sense abeg

kayusre:
Thanks,said Lagos

OK bro good luck. I don't think I'm going

kayusre:
Please guys,got this text...You have a test and interview at Abbey Mortgage Bank HQ by 9am on Monday, 10th of April, 2017.....what I'm not certain about is that the position I applied for is graduate trainee in Abuja..and just received the text today and the test location is their head quarters and its in Lagos #anybody in my shoes?cause that means I will leave Abuja for Lagos tomorrow

Call and confirm if its Lagos because they have branches in Abuja

I got too...Abuja

Can't quite remember