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 Romance › Re: What Do You Think Of This by kaiser55(op): 11:24am On Aug 15, 2021*. Modified: 12:45pm On Aug 15, 2021 |
Adamgeneral12:  make we no weather dem don dey shake im calabash... |
| Romance › What Do You Think Of This by kaiser55(op): 10:43am On Aug 15, 2021*. Modified: 11:01am On Aug 15, 2021 |
Hey guys, I need your opinion on this... I got this message from my cousin seeking my advice, couldn't comprehend, so I brought the matter here to my nairaland family
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| Literature › Life Experience (comedy) by kaiser55(op): 8:59pm On Apr 13, 2021 |
Over Packaging Naa Bad Thing.. Today is exactly 10years I resigned from my lucrative job that was paying me as much as N200k monthly as of then and ran to Lagos because of an advert I saw on Guardian Newspaper.. "An international/multinational company in Lagos is looking for suitably qualified science and arts graduates to market it's Great brands in Nigeria.. Salary is a minimum of N400k and a vehicle will be provided.. bla bla bla" . I applied through their email as provided.. . Before 2 hours.. I was replied.. You have qualified for the interview and final stage and was given one month to resign and come for the final stage of the interview.. . That time.. I had this lady Boss in my office that never liked me.. I came next morning and arrogantly told her, "Folake, I am Done with this your MENIAL job.. you can now have my position for all I care".. . I resigned.. Next morning, entered Ekenedirichukwu first bus to Lagos! . People of Gawd.. I am still shaking my head as I write this.. . I reached Lagos safely.. Next morning I was at the address.. A "container" shop with a small room they called a warehouse attached, somewhere around Okokomaiko.. . 9:30am.. one haggard and hungry looking man in a lemon Green unbalanced coat popped out.. the idiot said he got A Great news for us.. He announced to us that all of us who have managed to come for this interview have automatically qualified.. I looked round. Over 2000 people qualified to work where?? In this caravan abi naa container!! No interview.. no write this or that.. The Spirit to cry befell my Heart.. wahala be like okro soup.. e de draw! . The man said we should all clap for ourselves and sit down for lectures.. hmmmm.. people actually clapped.. Lagos children!.. Nothing scares them again.. people that clapped for Buhari and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.. what can't they clap for.. Ndi ara juru naa Lagos.. . My left mind smiled and sarcastically clapped too for my right mind like, "well done.. next Time always look before you leap".. . These guys started telling us of how we can get a basket and load it with their range of products.. Then a bus will be provided.. azzin that's the vehicle to be given as stated in the advert.. A Mega phone attached to the bus to tell the people about the range of products. While we run around and meet prospective customers.. any of the soap, cream or "ogwu anwu nta" you sell.. you get N5!.. . The man sounded soooooo happy announcing to us that we are rewarded instantly.. and the Great reward is N5 that I nearly fainted.. Fada Lawd.. why do bad thing always happen to Good people? . Aaaahh.. ahhh.. Am I dreaming?? From salary of 200k a month.. I am coming to look for N5.. am I dreaming or what??... Kedu udiri akuko di ihe a  . The man continued.. as if he was in my mind.. you can sell 400 products a day and that's you making 200k a day.. That's 400k in two days.. so when we said salary of 400k a month.. it's an understatement.. you can see that you are worth N5m in 25 working days.. They clapped again.. even gave him standing ovation.. Ndi ara juru naa Lagos, I swear.. . God imagine your Child.. running on foot selling these unknown creams and rubbish and making 200k a day.. I go don run enter Boko haram camp without knowing.. person fit follow the bus run.. run.. run.. soteeeeeh you run mad and you don't have any idea that you have run out of your senses!! . That was when tears rolled down my left eye.. I caught it with my kerchief.. my stomach just did kpurururrurru!!.. e be like shit de catch me.. my legs have not started running.. I am already having running stomach! . In about a minute.. I just saw myself sobbing.. my heart was just too heavy.. I needed to cry small for my Destiny.. ihe nke a, wu niini sef??.. my nose was running too like a covid patient.. . It was then it dawned on me to ask those around me their qualifications.. maybe I am at the wrong place.. maybe I read the wrong advert.. this must be for WAEC holders and bandits or miscreants!!!... I asked the few around me.. This one said he has a HND in applied physics, the other OND in something laidat.. surprisingly, one said BSc Microbiology.. Epilepsy nearly do me, when the one by my side whispered to me that he has MBA marketing.. and he was listening to the junky man with rapt attention.. azzin he doesn't wanna loose this job!! . Imagine the kind of graduate jobs in Nigeria.. tufiakwa!!! . I just knelt down, took my phone and called Foluke.. "Biko..ejooor.. mbok.. I am sorry, that my position I said you should have, just keep am for me.. I am entering night bus now.. if you have another person there.. me and am go de share the salary like PDP vs APC sharing our loot and Natural resources..!!" . This was how a tusatusa company, carry sweet advert drag me come Lagos to add me to the list of ndi Ara juru naa Lagos!!!.. but I ran away! Copied: Lalasticlala seun |
| Science/Technology › Re: NASA Is Launching A $10 Billion 'time Machine' by kaiser55(op): 5:19pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Draslo:read, bro read.... besides why would they kill Mohammed |
| Science/Technology › NASA Is Launching A $10 Billion 'time Machine' by kaiser55(op): 12:08pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Source: https://www.vice.com/en/article/88azd4/nasa-is-launching-a-dollar10-billion-time-machine?utm_source=tldrnewsletter The James Webb Telescope will peer farther back into the universe's history than ever before and is the "ultimate time machine," scientists say. After decades of careful planning and development, the highly anticipated launch of the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST), the most powerful astronomical observatory in history, is nigh. With 100 times the observational power of the Hubble Space Telescope, JWST is currently on track to bid farewell to Earth on Halloween 2021; after blasting off, it will travel to a gravitational eddy called the second Lagrange point (L2) located nearly one million miles from Earth. never-before-seen details about a range of astronomical targets, from potentially spotting the first generation of stars ever to shine in the early universe to the most tantalizing exoplanets in our own galaxy, some of which could potentially be habitable. “The James Webb Space Telescope is a new kind of telescope,” said Heidi Hammel, vice president of the Association of Universities for Research in Astronomy (AURA, in a video interview with VICE News. “It’s going to be focused on the infrared part of the spectrum so it’s not quite a successor to Hubble,” she added. “It goes beyond Hubble, and it will complement what Hubble can do.” This specialized focus on the infrared spectrum is crucial for peering deeper into the cosmic past than ever before, because light gets stretched out into longer, infrared wavelengths as it journeys from the early universe to modern Earth. Because the light that JWST will capture is incredibly old, emitted by stars and galaxies that existed more than 13 billion years ago, the observatory provides a way of looking back in time as well as through space. “The deeper you look, the further back in time you are looking,” said Matt Mountain, the president of AURA, in the interview. “James Webb is the ultimate time machine. We are hoping it will reveal this whole class of galaxies that have basically vanished from view from the Hubble Space Telescope.” Mountain and Hammel are part of an enormous international collaboration of scientists who have worked on JSWT, which spans NASA, the European Space Agency, and the Canadian Space Agency, among other institutions. Moreover, once the telescope is launched, interdisciplinary scientists from around the world will be eager to use its observational superpowers to help resolve persistent mysteries about the universe on both local and far-flung scales Check out the interview for more insights into the design, capabilities, and nerve-wracking deployment schedule of the JWST once it is safely in space (fingers crossed!). Lalasticlala Seun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq_aV5hy7Bc |
| Programming › Re: Kano Lady, Saadat Aliyu Develops Android App For Reporting Rape Cases by kaiser55(m): 11:44am On Mar 09, 2021 |
female programmers and tech geeks dey always gimme joy 2 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Big Dreams Nigeria Talent Show Appreciates Sponsors, Partners Ahead 2021 by kaiser55(m): 9:54pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
patiently waiting for a tech and business themed reality show .... Alexreports u fit run am for us na 8 Likes |
| Education › Re: Best Universities In Nigeria 2021 - Webometrics by kaiser55(m): 1:45pm On Jan 27, 2021 |
National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN) Is the best joor |
| Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores A Brace As Barcelona Beats Rayo Vallecano 7-0 by kaiser55(m): 7:56am On Jan 21, 2021 |
is like this female barca team don steal the male team shine o 12 Likes |
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