₦airaland Forum

These days I dey voluntarily port to friendzone

na nw u know abi when I opened a thread on it some pple tot it was a joking sturv

virgin boiz exist ooh. eg me but i can't say it loud before dey use me for sacrifice

I am a uniben aspirant but write now I wish I waz not followed a friend of mine to the Tuesday 3rd batch screening,her time waz 3:00 we arried der 2:02 the crowd waz just. Like d. First dae shoprite waz open....u could see confusn in evry1's eyes.its 3:00 nd der re still attending to 9:00 aspirants 4:53 dey wer atnding to 12:00,d so called security men bought out deir rod der would use it on anyone dat cross deir path people wer scrmin, pushing each oder feets wer like footmatch asspiriant waz tired it waz rainy tho no one wntss to liv d rain der wer all pushing backward and forward praying a miracle will hpn some aspirnt broke into tears some wer real strong nd fightin der way thro 5:08 nd nothing is hpnin 12:00 aspirant wer just living the building soon der wer asking for enigeerings only d vc I guess leta came out nd ask evry1 to go home nd come back on Monday d aspirants wer displease dey refuse to liv dey wer all ask to liv but dey remain der will chase dem wit deir rod nd dey will return back a certain man came out and waz like they should come early in d morning d next dae...don't knw wat hpned after 6:00 cus I left....just wonna say I cried for uniben for how disorganise der are,for Nigeria and for bin a citizen..I waz wishing I had d chance to travel abroad..than it crosss my mind have any1 in dis world ever wish to come to schl in Nigeria?....How can we fight to make Nigeria better.

in ENGLISH please

Maxmmanuel:
Just to date; I am a nerd and my friends think I am not romantic or emotional. I dont care if it would cost me money.... Just want to know how love feels!

hmmm i dey laugh, u dont care if it will cost u money abi.. wait till u use your whole school fees to buy meat pie. and she no even let u see pient

shaybebaby:
Rant of a very broke ugly brother. Come let ME buy you a nutritious meal and so you can exchange your only meat pie for free punny.

for ur mind nw u don make sense oooh hw we dey sure say d money wey u dey boast about no be ur punna work for am