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Politics › Re: South Africa Responds To Nigeria's Decision To Suspend Official Visits by Kalvan: 10:41am On Sep 15
IronGalaxy:
lol.. I think you think you're in a position to tell me what to do.. 😆 🤣 😂 Take a hike
I think you should take your own advice. Maybe also touch some grass and get a life in the process…
Politics › Re: South Africa Responds To Nigeria's Decision To Suspend Official Visits by Kalvan: 12:35am On Sep 15
IronGalaxy:
Yes your people that are in SA with the South Africans they hate, yet they still refuse to leave, sounds like a waste of life cool
My boy, you’ve spent over 10 years of your life on here posting on a site with people you hate. Talk about whatever hypothetical “my people” you want. Gladwell said it takes 10,000 hours to gain mastery. If you spent the amount of time you’ve spent on here gaining a skill, you’d be the best in the world. Instead you’re a mediocre Nigeria basher on an Internet forum. Sad.

Also, stop posting those busted looking Southie women. We’re good on that.
Politics › Re: South Africa Responds To Nigeria's Decision To Suspend Official Visits by Kalvan: 9:41pm On Sep 14
IronGalaxy:
Am I not just like your people?, complain that South Africans are "killing" them but fight tooth and nail to remain in South Africa? Seems like I learnt from the best
My people? Stop deflecting, you have 17,000 posts and have been posting here for over a decade with people you despise. Over 10 years just going back n forth and back n forth. Sounds like such a waste of life, time…
Politics › Re: South Africa Responds To Nigeria's Decision To Suspend Official Visits by Kalvan: 9:32pm On Sep 14
IronGalaxy:
Um, Did you also check if the water was wet?. Duh??
With the amount of animus you and your fellow stooges have for Nigerians, just making sure you were aware. Seems pretty dumb to have thousands of posts, spend years on a forum with people I dislike, but that’s just rational ol’ me…
Foreign Affairs › Re: Professor Uju Anya Under Fire For Celebrating Charlie Kirk's Death Anniversary by Kalvan: 6:24pm On Sep 12
nairalanda1:
Never ever comment on social media with your real name...especially when na culture war things.

All you got to do on social media under your real name is to post generic pictures of 'Look a bird' or 'cute cats...and no one would know your views.

Putting your life views on social media is basically exposing yourself to a lot of hate and anger. Even posting that you like this film is going to expose you to hate from people. Don't use your real name. People on the internet are weird, and not your friends.
Honestly, bugles my mind that people say the spiciest things with their real name and place of employment showing. I get it, it’s brave. But bravery and stupidity are not mutually exclusive
Foreign Affairs › Re: Professor Uju Anya Under Fire For Celebrating Charlie Kirk's Death Anniversary by Kalvan: 6:22pm On Sep 12
naptu2:
Americans have now discovered that she is lecturing at a university in Toronto and they have flooded the university's social media accounts with demands that she should be sacked for making racist comments.
If she has tenure, nothing will happen. There’s a white professor from UPenn that explicitly said her black students were less intelligent than her white students, and stood on it when they tried to press her, and guess what? She still works at Penn. Why? She has tenure
Politics › Re: South Africa Responds To Nigeria's Decision To Suspend Official Visits by Kalvan: 6:16pm On Sep 12
shegztech:
Calling people morally bankrupt when you yourself are. POINTING THE FACT that an average black south African is LAZY, doesn't want to work. All he thinks about is drugs, drinks (and from the obvious in your signature) SEX.
grin grin grin

SA should stand for SexAlcohol, that’s all those lazy louts know
Politics › Re: South Africa Responds To Nigeria's Decision To Suspend Official Visits by Kalvan: 6:09pm On Sep 12
IronGalaxy:
I am not Zulu.. and its not even an insult you think it is..
And you're doing the same thing every Nigerian does when running out of an argument, hurl insults.. there's something terribly off with you people
Then why are you here?This is a Nigerian forum last I checked.
Family › Re: Heartbreaking Stories Of Bullying From Albinos On The Honest Bunch by Kalvan: 3:48pm On Sep 07
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ScholitoMotors:
Growing up for me wasn’t easy. Worst of all I was sent to a boarding school and I was discriminated against, abused and body shamed. They called me names like contraband, alien, etc

In the hostel, we guys share everything but they never shared theirs with me. It got so bad that my seat partner said he can’t lend me anything cos we’re not of the same species. Omo I weak.

That’s all in the past and I thank God for everything
The bolded made me laugh die grin. Sorry you went through that brother, hope things are easier now.
Politics › Re: What Do Igbos Take Ikwerres And Other Niger Delta Minorities For? by Kalvan: 9:00pm On Sep 03
SeeWahala:
I'm telling you. In that place they behave as if it's a taboo to save up or use savings to handle projects or emergencies undecided

Any small thing they will call meeting and start dividing land to sell 🙄 they are so fond of it and it hurts because even I myself have extended relatives from there cry
That’s fine my Igbo “brother”, you’re free to feel this way about us. Good luck with your Biafra.
Politics › Re: What Do Igbos Take Ikwerres And Other Niger Delta Minorities For? by Kalvan: 8:58pm On Sep 03
FSBoperator:
Shey you said the OP is not from Rivers but a Yoruba impostor.

Why are you now insulting the entire Rivers people?

I thought they were your blodas.

See as you switch so early and started insulting Rivers people and yet you claim they are your blodas.

Keep exposing yourselves for the world to see.
I dey laugh grin . When the gaslighting and domination attempts don’t work, it’s straight to insults…
Politics › Re: What Do Igbos Take Ikwerres And Other Niger Delta Minorities For? by Kalvan: 8:55pm On Sep 03
emperor4love:
So why do the bear most Igbo names,we don't even need those guys to be Igbo,cos one we are not lazy that we depend on selling anything sell able more of there grave space
When we Ikwerres refuse to play their game, they start calling us lazy. Na wa oh. I thought we were “Igbo” brothers? grin
Politics › Re: Man Caught Sun Drying Cassava On A Newly Constructed Road In Ibadan by Kalvan: 7:45pm On Aug 06
All the engineering graduates Nigeria produces in a year…


This man has a real need, and chances are there are thousands of people that have the same need.

The NL geniuses and theorists read this post, and rather than think of how they can solve this man’s problem after all the book they don read grin, it’s straight to bashing the government for not providing him with “agro equipment”. Clowns grin
Politics › Re: Man Caught Sun Drying Cassava On A Newly Constructed Road In Ibadan by Kalvan: 7:40pm On Aug 06
TheGoodJoe:
Yes it is. It is not entitlement. There is a video of a Nigerian girl in Germany, where the government spent 22,000 Euros, to train her in driving and maintaining modern vans, and still bought a van for her?

It is not entitlement. It is the duty of the government.
If someone’s rich father bought them a 2026 BMW, should a child with a less financially buoyant father go from street to street insulting his father for not buying him a brand new car? Rome wasn’t built in a day, these institutions and perks you hold up as exemplary took hard work from multiple generations to implement
Politics › Re: Man Caught Sun Drying Cassava On A Newly Constructed Road In Ibadan by Kalvan: 7:33pm On Aug 06
Lithiumite:
Whats wrong with that when the road is not in use.......did the govt provide him with agro processing equipment to dry and grind his cassava........this is a practice that has been in existence since I can remember and it most likely is just about the quantity the poor farmer wants to consume with his family.
“Did the government provide him…’”

Enough already. Throughout human history, humans have handled limitations and scarcity by being creative and building the tools they need to get the job done. There are too many lazy mofos that think they government has to provide every single thing, from the detergent to wash their dirty underwear to the toothbrush to brush their teeth. Keep on waiting
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Called "Pedophile President" On Fox News, Interview Is Ended (VIDEO) by Kalvan: 5:42pm On Aug 01
His supporters posting here can’t even get visa to go and pay homage to supreme leader Trooomp, their personal Jesus. Mr Trooomp has banned all visas from most of Africa, Nigeria included…but he’s a great leader abi? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Called "Pedophile President" On Fox News, Interview Is Ended (VIDEO) by Kalvan: 5:30pm On Aug 01
Nigerian Trump supporters ke… I dey laugh grin

I’m sure if Hitler was alive, there would be people on here supporting him for being a strong leader grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria, 12 Others Join Saudi-led Maritime Defence To Face Yemen's Houthis by Kalvan: 9:50pm On Jul 30
Make we face front abeg!!! I too must join dey kill pesin …

This fight between the Houthis and the Saudis is part of the larger conflict between Iran + its satellites(Hamas, Hezbollah, Houtis) and the Gulf states + the USA
Politics › Re: Tinubu Came When Nigeria Needed Him — Okowa by Kalvan: 4:52pm On Jul 28
Stephenmouka4:
But you contested against him in 2023 wahala
Politicians have no integrity
Had Tinubu been president in 2023? He’s commenting on Tinubu’s presidency
Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi Is A Trader, Can’t Be President – Oshiomhole by Kalvan: 4:19pm On Jul 28
Sheuns:
Who praised Tinubu when he was governor? The only governor that got praises from the people of Lagos since 1999 till date is Fashola.

Tinubu is a terrible administrator and leader. We all can see how he’s managing the affairs of Nigeria now.
Fashola is an amazing administrator, and I dare say he would make a good president.
Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi Is A Trader, Can’t Be President – Oshiomhole by Kalvan: 3:16pm On Jul 28
If we put aside the character attacks on both candidates(Tinubu/Obi). Tinubu’s policies have been about giving this country the painful medicine it needs- - subsidy removal/ creating a tax structure that allows the gov to actually elicit revenue internally etc. Obi is a man with good intentions, but the road to hell is lined with said good intentions. I believe Buhari for example had good intentions, but he had no answers to the problems facing the country. The global economy is very different from what it was in ‘83, and even then Buhari had very little in solutions to the vast problems.

Would Obi, who doesn’t want to share his plan for the country, be willing and able to continue the painful work of rendering painful but helpful medicine to this country? He comes across as a man that cares a lot about how he is perceived.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Killing Of Chika Ibe By South African Police (Video) by Kalvan: 1:08am On Jul 28
Vision101:
Will the president use rope to draw the man home? The owners of the country have said that they don't want you. Leave their country peacefully and save your life. You refused to listen. Government has spent money to bring back several but you choose to stay back. What then is Tinubu's fault?
The people blaming the presidency for this have worms in their brain.
Politics › Re: 'Obi & I Will Have Talks With Terrorists And Criminals If Elected' - Kwankwaso by Kalvan: 12:18am On Jul 22
If Kwankwaso has a special gift that makes him adept at getting through to terrorists, he should use it now and save lives, why wait until the election… grin
Politics › Re: US-Based Lobbyist Sends Records On Tinubu’s US Forfeiture Case To Trump, Congres by Kalvan: 12:05am On Jul 22
These are some dirty tactics . Is Tinubu so unbeatable in the eyes of Obi and Atiku that they’d resort to tarring and feathering him in public rather than juxtapose their proposed policies against his, so the people can compare and make a choice? This tactic of constantly shouting that Tinubu is a drug kingpin is neither effective nor efficient. And trust me, The DJT administration doesn’t give a damn. Saudi crowned Prince MBS, literally ordered the murder of a journalist that had US permanent residency, and he(MBS) is still welcomed with open arms by these folks till this day. Opposition, the country needs you to do better. This is just embarrassing.
Travel › Re: US Adds Nigeria To Partial Travel Ban List Due To Terrorism And Visa Overstay by Kalvan: 7:50am On Dec 17, 2025
simpleseyi:
Nigeria no send you. Na only lazy Nigerians dey beg to go and slave in America
Tell yourself that to make it easier for you to sleep at night in your one-bedroom with no electricity.
Politics › Re: Is Dangote Attacking NMDPRA Boss, Farouk Ahmed For Refusing 15% Petrol Levy? by Kalvan: 2:20am On Dec 17, 2025
oglalasioux:
You’ve never benefited a kobo from this man. But you’ll find a way to defend him because he is of your ethnic stock and religion. You think Nigerian politics is European football.
Honestly, when I see posts like the one you quoted, I can’t help but shake my head. The situation is hopeless, can’t kill myself over this country, the people have the leaders they deserve
Politics › Re: Is Dangote Attacking NMDPRA Boss, Farouk Ahmed For Refusing 15% Petrol Levy? by Kalvan: 2:11am On Dec 17, 2025
aminulive:
What if its his family paying the fees? Does that automatically mean he stole the money? Do you know that most northern families pool funds together to jointly sponsor their children?

Do you know Farouk Ahmed's Family?
Dangote made a claim, Ahmed should feel free to provide proof showing Dangote’s claims are BS. Why are people coming up with hypotheticals on his behalf?

“What if his family is paying the fees?” How about this, what if Jesus regularly appears to him in his dreams and gives him bags containing $5MM during each visit?

This man is paying tuition that is multiples of what he makes in a year, and rather than ask questions, people are coming out of the woodwork to come up with excuses on his behalf! Why won’t this country fail? Its citizens are intellectually lazy
Politics › Re: How Did Reno Omokri Become Tinubu's Friend? by Kalvan: 9:54pm On Dec 01, 2025
At the end of the day, it was nothing personal. Reno is like an actor in a play, playing his role. He was only playing his role as a member of the opposition.

Law 2 of the 48 laws of power:


Never put too much trust in friends, learn how to use enemies.
Be wary of friends—they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.

I have my criticisms when it comes to Tinubu’s leadership of a complex entity like Nigeria, but he’s a master strategist and politician
Health › Re: Nigerian Man In The UK Found Dead Inside His Home Five Days After He Passed by Kalvan: 1:11am On Nov 18, 2025
simpleseyi:
Death is a coward. Hiding and killing humans one by one. If dem born him Mama well, make he come out and face us man to man
Dying is as natural as being born. Doesn’t matter who you are, if you’re alive, you’re destined to die at some point.

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