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Ebukacute:
maybe asslick has a new definition. Or maybe egbon dayo, andrwbaba,lordfalcao asslick him abi? Or egbo ibims asslick hojberg too. Are you sure you know the meaning of asslicking? I have never asslicked him or rated him above anybody better than him. My argument always is, he is not as bad as y'all underrate him and secondly he don't deserve the hate y'all have for him. Simple

so he is not as good as Rice yet u want us to keep fielding an average weakling because you like his style

U don dey craze
Lol

Ebukacute:
Jorginho is not good?bro portable Where did I say that?...

so Jorginho is not as good as rice and yet you keep ass licking him

Ebukacute:
Hensben is jorginho better than rice?
Is raspadori better than Sterling?
Is scamaca better than Kane?
Is acerbi better than James?
Is barella better than Foden?
Is toloi better than dier?
I can go on and on and on to prove to you that if you don't leave media hype out of this, then you deserve to be whipped oraimo chord

so u now realize Jorginho is not good yet u want him to keep starting for us
You need to be bannned from support chelsea

BlaqFaze:
Lol... Boehly go increase him salary join

he is
coming to your club
Our dumping site for damaged goods

Ebukacute:
Lol... jorginho doesn't get injured, he is our best midfielder when it comes to match fitness. That man is too strong. You go wait taya. wail on, I'm enjoyment your tears.

you will cry when he will not be given new contract
He will soon be shipped out
You go feel am

Godada:


I once had a lady sleep over at my place.

I tried to have sex with her. I smooched, pressed and sucked breast.

But she refused me slipping it in.

We practically fought.

But........

I didn't try so much as in to tear her pant to force my way in. It actually came to that back then.

The next day, we spoke about it.

She laughed and said I didn't try hard enough that I was a gentlemen.

I initiated sex again.

This time, it was a close as it could to pure fight.

She fought so hard with all her strength. We wrestled.

I tore her pant off and forced it in.

The surprising thing was that she was dripping wet.

She went calm and let out a soft moan.

She whispered, dig me.

She held on to me and gave me the best sex of my life.

See styles mehn.

She was the shìt back then.

Guy, screw her.

She is expecting you to bring your fück game...... don't let us down.

Why is she even coming for a sleepover if not to smash without interruptions.

na Man U be
No girl visits a guy without having sex in mind
She can pretend, form etc but u gotta crack in

One down
Jorginho next

Send the frauds to the treatment room

WhoDeyHause:
The only thing we have seen this night is your germany being disgraced by farmers at home. Croatia is waiting for you at the world cup.

You are a legend

Uncle96:
Ouuuuu, you want me to cast on nairaland. God forbid nairaland never forgets and detectives plenty die

lol
It’s anonymous if ur can use sense

Uncle96:
This life we all have a demon (habit) we are dealing with and we all fall under a certain category of a certain behavior. Some people fall under different categories in one but we all judge each other when we also have skeletons in our wardrobe.

Smokers judges Paedophiles

Paedophiles judges internet fraud stars and smokers, drunkards

Fraudsters judges rapist saying can't they afford 2k for sex

Religious extremist judges the rest of us who are on the average believe.

Straight people judges gay

Feminist judges men

People judge each other's sexual fantasies, non anal lovers judges anal lovers, non head givers judges head givers. Non house help fckers judges house help fckers.

so which is your poison

Ibime:
Pulisic is justified in that game

that goal was his chelsea crest since then it’s been downhill

He needs to be shipped out

Havertz10:
thing with havertz is you have to understand football to an extent to appreciate his abilities

even mbappe in my opinion is beneath havertz when it comes to raw talent

Nobody is ass licking him here, asides havertz banter, I wouldn’t enjoy this thread hence my agenda and at the same time, it’s not pointless cause the guy is good and can help Chelsea

aside that UCL winner last year which other time has he stood up and be counted ?
He is in the same mould as coward Jorginho
He is a fraud like his coward cousin Jorginho

I gave up on him a long time ago

Havertz10:
I don’t understand, So I should join others and engage in aimless banter here? Messi, Ronaldo, jorginho and the likes

The topics that I prefer to discuss caused issues, that narcissist came, started deleting posts and banning people

The only agenda I can push here passively is havertz

It’s not that deep, you people should leave me abeg

there is nothing special about that guy
Doesn’t deserve to be ass licked

raumdeuter:
Your recollection is wrong. Hazard played for Madrid steadily from September till November 26 when he played PSG and got injured. Between September and November ending he had just 1 goal

Hazard is a useless player who only thrives in small teams where he can hug the ball all the time. His play pattern was to get the ball try some senseless dribbles lose the ball, Kante and others hustle to get him the ball back and he does it all over until one finally works

No one will be doing that type of donkey role for him in Madrid. That was why he failed

Hazard has played 4 seasons for Madrid and has 7 goals in 4 seasons

Hazard can be compared to players like Zaha and Grealish. Players who hug the ball with little end products

Is injury the reason he has 5 CL career goals from open play?

this is blasphemous
U owe Hazard an apology

Havertz10:
my boy is all grown up

do u fvck this guy in your dream?

emmyluizzz:
this Chelsea squad and current coach is not winning shit in the next decade...we sold Chelsea to the wrong people..I pity Chelsea now...cos is an average club... Chelsea is making me depressed

feel free to leave
We no want half hearted fans

Reallifestory:
Yes I would have probably said same if I didn’t see it happen myself.

no dey feed us bobo juice here
We no be kids

Work of fiction

Ballzproblem2:
cucurella was bought because of chilwell injury and Alonso leaving , Mason mount is not a top midfielder ,he needs to improve seriously , callagher needs another loan

pulisic Ziyech and havertz should be sold and buy one big money forward who will score at least 30 per season

Looking at the team least, Chelsea's second 11 are almost as good as their starting 11. I guess that speaks to silly purchases like Cucurella when you have Chilwell. For years, they've overpaid for middling good talent, and ended up with a tidal wash of "pretty good" players.

Better to have bought one Lewandowski, instead of three Pulisics. But they just had to spend money to appear to be relevant.

So Potter inherits an insipid soup, and I'm not sure what he can do with it. Throw in some more chilli powder? How do you make a team of Ziyech, Pulisic, RLC, etc., etc?

Basically, Chelsea are one Kante injury away from being a train wreck, at that level of investment.

Chelsea need to move about 6 players out, stockpile the money, and buy one great midfielder, and one great forward. Until then, don't expect miracles.

In the meantime, a back four looks like a good start. Is Mason Mount a top level midfielder? I hope so, because he's not a top level forward.

Connor Gallagher should get a good run to see if he can make this team his own.

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donstan18:
Kante should stay fit ffs!!

His injury problems is the reason we’re in this mess

thats why I pinned for signing of Caicedo
That guy is the new kante
Strong brave and fast

kingBolton:
#Chelsea XI to face FC Salzburg: Kepa, James, Azpilicueta, Silva, Cucurella, Jorginho, Kovacic, Mount, Havertz, Aubameyang, Sterling

#UCL
Common you blues!

coward Jorginho will shorten Potters coaching shelf life

With Jorginho in there Potters days are numbered
Coward!

Ibime:
He was 16 when Pulisic was bought. Even in Bayern he played youth football for a year before making his debut

aiit
E don clear
Tanks

andrewbaba44:
I rather buy decent free players than over pay for useless average players who cannot win against cucumber farmers from dynamo Zagreb

You should be the last person trolling anyone ,trolling Barca for loosing against Bayern ?

While your useless team cannot beat leeds ?

No be my fault say dem chop una mugu for market

Your 80 million fufuna is not better than any Barca CB

fofana is far better than damaged goods combined together

Spend money no dey find awoof

andrewbaba44:
Suffer am by loosing against Bayern and not ekuke Leeds or dynamo Zagreb ?


The defenders you purchased that couldn’t win Leeds and made your club sack tuchel ?

What stopped fufuna cucuruku and amotekun from making you guys avoid defeats against small teams

Have some shame ,Nairaland Kante

na the beginning be this
U think say Chelsea dey give bettter player for free abi

Keep using damaged goods against formidable teams
Na una go dey suffer am

We dashed them Alonso and Christensen(damaged goods) for free now dem dey suffer am

donstan18:
Hello Whodeyhouse?

Trust you’re having a nice time?

he never predicts in favour if barca

He should be chilling now

donstan18:
Lol. Musiala can’t cope in EPL playing for Chelsea.

Na pure akamu

bernado silva too na akamu but he is putting effort and can’t be called a weaklng

donstan18:
I don’t think it’s all about sound system.

It’s the club structure. If you no dey serious, hardworking, committed, physically gingered and a little bit aggressive, your chances of performing in Chelsea will be very low.

E get why Drogba and Costa has been the only quality strikers we’ve had for the past 20 years.

musiala was never given the chance to start with so we can’t say if his case was seriousness or not
Chelsea spent 58M on pulisic when musiala could have been given a chance at least to show his seriousness

donstan18:
Chelsea ruin young talents.

Let’s all pretend Odoi wouldn’t have been on a different level now if he had left for Bayern when they came calling.

if Gnabry could shine at Bayern Odoi would likely have shone there

Bayern has a sound system better than Chelsea’s

If musiala was retained at Chelsea he would most likely be farmed out on loan to vitesse then to Brighton or crystal palace

He won’t be in the first team

Trevor012:
Nothing like inexperience. Most teams even City will chop at Allianz Arena.

xavi and lampard have something in common

Inexperience