₦airaland Forum

nokatakata:
Senseless people everywhere.

Just claim you were sacked or beaten because you support Peter Obi and the gullible donkeys will jump on it. Some of you jobless goats better take advantage of this before 2023. At least you would have secured a job by 2023 when Atiku or Tinubu is declared president.

Neoteny:
This is what he calls an ultramodern printing press?

xenten:
Wither it is Tinubu or Atiku or Pitobi that wins the presidential election in Nigeria, Nigeria will never be great! Why? Because of all of you mumus on this platform looking for miracles where there is non. because of you mugus here believing that Nigeria can be better by voting one man here. Because of all of you looking for windfalls from the gods when you are supposed to be out there hustling for your daily bread. because of all of you bastards looking for who will take the blames for your stupidities in not learning skills and vocations. for those of you expecting Nigeria to become a socialist economy when all these contestants are major capitalists.

Because of all you here, whose prayer is how to get what they can get from the government and not what they are ready to give to the government.
Because of all you here whose parents are stealing government money or have stolen government money or are waiting for their turn to steal.
Because of all you that cannot see beyond the disparate languages and blame one tribe or the other for the woes of this country without accepting that your mama, papa, uncle , brothers, sisters and aunties are responsible for our current position.
Because we are not ready to pay the price for greatness but can make pseudo-bravado statements here.

And I promise you, our trouble is just starting as long as we all continue in our foolishness.

GBAM!

Only a DIVINE DUNCE would vote based on religion. What USELESS RELIGIONS do Nigerians practice with churches and mosques littering all corners of Nigeria AND NO SPIRITUALITY TO SHOW IN THEIR LIVES?

Buhari and Tinubu take their lifeless bodies and devilish souls to some shrine/mosques but are the CHIEF KILLERS OF NIGERIANS. What are they worshipping if not SATAN?

Osinbajo called himself a “Christian”, yet he looks like a diminutive, oshrine artifact.

All religious groups have suffered terrorism in one form or the other.

“Christians” have kidnapped and killed “Christians”. So called “Muslim Jihadists” make up the Boko Haram Terror Units.

At the end of the day, what we have is a LAWLESS, ANARCHIST society with the police force, military and judiciary overwhelmed by diabolical corruption.

How did we get here?
What happened?
I can’t understand.

In sane countries Buhari would have been impeached or assassinated like he has allowed Nigerians be assassinated all over Nigeria.


ONLY IN NIGERIA are gunmen UNKNOWN.
Unknown gunmen? What nonsense.

And APC wants to come back?

This Magaji dude was SOUND.
But they all spoke well sha.

They were not really going to school anyway.
Better to keep it closed, than pretend the education system is functional.

My darling cousin graduated from “UNIPORT”, or so she claimed.

When I read one of her posts on our family group chat, SHAME CONSUMED ME!

Very disgraceful.

Thank you ASUU!

Utter nonsense.

God bless you sir.
About time.
Ignore the TOUT please. You are NOT in the same class.

WIKE LULEEEEE, TAMBUWAL!!!

Northern Presidency For EVA!!!!!

LP, the new APGA!
Recycled “structure” loading. . . .

Gistlovers come ooooo

Thanks for letting Muslims know.

2023 is around the corner. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Hmmmmmm!
Agbado urchins, ObidUrchins and Atkurchins. . . . Over to you.
This na pre-campaigns gbas-gbos.

See Pandora Papers o!

richie240:
Finally, a right-thinking zombidient (in the 3rd page of the thread)!
May God save us in this country, if a whole pastor has to reward indiscipline!

Odimma!

Unbelievable!

NaijaRoyalty:
Oh ok

You've offended before on this forum but I will forgive because you're Obidient and Useful Yusful

Thank you.

NaijaRoyalty:
Where in Alaska are yo?

Not in Alaska. Just meant people in Alaska can smell it.

Really?
You want GEJ to miss a whole bouillon van?
Nna mehhhhhn! You give Nigerian politicians waaaaaay too much credit.

NaijaRoyalty:
Sorry?

Nothing.

NaijaRoyalty:
You cannot be a Tinubu supporter and be normal

Tinubu supporters are the most useless and bittered souls ever know to man

They are bitter that the girl got employed at the mention of Peter Obi name

Truth or not, God has used peter obi to bless the girl and now she's gainfully employed and happy..
Thats all that matters to us at Obidient FC

What da holy phock? ? ?

This is very disturbing.

You could smell the BULLSHYTE all the way from Alaska!

Aiel123:
E shock you abi?
This one pass juju oo

I am shocked!

50,000 will just move with ONE person?
Dem tie their destinies to one person?

Unbelievable!

Let me understand this.

You left your job in non-Obidient state to do “aproko-rally” without permission and expected not to be sacked?

Then this OPM thingy came to the rescue?

All because you were “obidient”?

Something is really wrong with the Nigerian Psyche!

Still on the little girl that was sacked by her Boss for attendingPeter obi rally.
His name is Regina leduim barizaasi. She is from rivers state,OGONI.

Little girl indeed!

She will no longer be working at the water factory. She has now started work at our OPM ultramodern printing press. Salary now 50k including university scholarship.

I smell whole loada bullshyte

Awwwwwwww

Such a “brilliant” man as VP to a “Dunce” in an AGDADO-PLUS-CASSAVARIAN SHYTE-HOLE GOVERNMENT!

With all his brilliance, he actually accepted the position like a dutiful Tinubu stooge.
Na curse?

Shame nor let am talk for inside Nigeria again.
After “breaking leg”, he ran out of Nigeria to cool off. He could not stand the stench of the APC SHYTE. He he he

Atiku as VP better pass this wan. OBJ was no dunce for sure.

DadaHammed:
E pain you pass your menopausal
situation. Swear say I dey lie.

Please, go and pay ya 25,000N for passport and pay tithes to ya Northern, slave-masters jor!

Because of things like you, OBI will NEVER WIN.
You will be in mental anguish for the rest of your miserable natural and spiritual afterlife, spreading hate and frustration on and offline.

Keep looking for a “messiah”, where you can’t save yourself.

ZOMBIDIOT!

Make I catch ya leprous fingers on my mention again fa!

Aturu!

DadaHammed:
Frustrated evening newspaper. Old cargo!

Kanu down?
Epa MIA?
Obidiocy is your new gospel in “One Nigeria”?
Poor thing.
My sympathies. No Biafra, no Nigeria?

Little Boy Lost!

Lone voice crying in the wilderness!
How much Wike gee yoo?
Yoo goun cry taya.

Ayu, pay dem no mind.
Let Wike be wearing his obioma-tailored, color-riotous, designer-outfits, while chanting his village parish-songs by his local live-band all over social media. He will soon be majorly isolates because he is extremely irritating and provocative.

Thank awa lucky stars Atiku did not choose this “ELEYIN” o!

What a local TOUT! MC Oluomo has more class than this bush rat I swear.

Some women dey marry sointin o!

It is called JIGAWA-JAGABANTIS-ALGEBRA!

The last time I checked PREGNANCY IS NOT A DISEASE!

What kind of poverty enabling program is this?

They should go and rule Ijaw land first.

Are Nigerians do SHEEPISH?
Who are all these MUMU “followers”?

One hungry politician will decamp endlessly and the “followers” will go along?

Na juju dem take hold them?

Then let the young people contest.
Na who hold dem?

All they know is to be marching upandan on social media without PVC!

YAHOO-YAHOO Young people (YYYP PARTY) with ASUU strike and half-baked literacy.
NA DEM GO FORGE CERTIFICATE PASS TINUBU AND BUHARI because, they will NEVER graduate.


APC don seal their destiny pata pata!