LastOkpaBender:
Hollywood: The protagonist always has a best friend who is less attractive than him/her.

If you punch a shark, it will let you ride it.

A bullet can send a man flying like a UFO.

Btw lol at the third rule, it's actually called inverse ninja strenght or principle of evil marksmanship. It states that:
Wetin this OkpaBender dey yarn? You be Maths teacher?
When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas. Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

source: urban dictionary

BroJ:




WAT FIX IT??



WAT IS FIXED ABT D MATCH,,, MATCH DAT ENDED IN A DRAW WAT IS FIXED ABT D MATCH?

YBNSCEO:
lol so now u realise??

iykofias:
besikta risky o, y nt replace it wit borusia

monsuru560:
I dae pray mak barca lose
thank God i staked 5k on celta to win

pendy79:
The lack of understading exhibited by the OP and some commentaries on this thread is on a level beyond reasoning.

If the speech was at a seminar organised by the council of sharia as indicated in the last paragragh of the newspaper cutting you posted ? Do you expect him to tell them that MOSAIC law should be adopted? His audience nececitated his words. I will only be concern if you have any evidence that he implemented or dabbled into sharia implementation when he was head of state