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Politics / Re: Buba Galadima: A Northern Governor Is Hiding ₦‎22 Billion Old Naira Notes by Kastonkastroll(m): 8:17pm On Feb 12, 2023
Gandollor is that you grin

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Religion / Re: Pastor Uche Aigbe Brings AK 47 To House on the Rock Altar by Kastonkastroll(m): 8:15pm On Feb 12, 2023
New way of collecting tithes from sheeples?

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Business / Re: Sugarcane Seller Using POS For His Business - Photos by Kastonkastroll(m): 2:26pm On Feb 04, 2023
Mumu sugarcane seller. So d one minute wey I go use buy sugarcane before I find my square root, I go come dey waste time for transfer or use of ATM card. Chai... And d mumu no even know say bank go still charge u for every transaction weda na 10naira.

U go sell sugarcane for 100box bank go charge 10box from inside... Hehehe mumu101

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Politics / Re: You Can Only Stop Tinubu With PDP/LP/NNPP Alliance- Pastor Okezie by Kastonkastroll(m): 9:34pm On Jan 21, 2023
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Business / Re: CBN Increases Cash Withdrawal Limit To ₦500,000 Weekly by Kastonkastroll(m): 9:40pm On Dec 21, 2022
Our country is not yet ripe for all this nonsense policies they are implementing. Una wan just choke the economy

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youth Organisation Urges FG To Caution Ahmed Isa, Berekete Family Radio by Kastonkastroll(m): 6:27am On Dec 17, 2022
98% of Nigerians are very foolish people
Politics / Re: Aminu Mohammed: Student Who Criticised Aisha Buhari Regains Freedom by Kastonkastroll(m): 11:40pm On Dec 02, 2022
So na this tiny looking boy Aisha buhari dey slap, kick and Chinese join. I don't know why fat people take the slightest offense when you call them fat undecided. Like am I to call you slim or sexy?

But thank God d boy is released sha. The boy's family should sue Aisha buhari for kidnapping their son tongue

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Politics / Re: Phone Tracker For Aisha Buhari Was The Officer Who Arrested Aminu by Kastonkastroll(m): 11:07am On Dec 01, 2022
You know how to track people that abuse you on social media but you don't know how to track killer herdsmen and bandits.

The story of 9ja

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Politics / Re: 2023: Two Lagos Guber Candidates Step Down For Jandor by Kastonkastroll(m): 6:12am On Nov 29, 2022
Somebody should wake jandor abeg because he is still dreaming. I remember one song titled dreammmmm; dream dream dream!

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Crime / Re: Soldier Beats Content Creator Teaser Prank For Pranking Him (video) by Kastonkastroll(m): 7:16pm On Nov 28, 2022
ganisucks:

Ha ha, it hasn't gotten to that level na.
grin those creators can be annoying sometimes. Saw one pulling down people's trousers down and calling it prank....

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Orders IGP To Charge Aminu Adamu Muhammed To Court Over Tweet by Kastonkastroll(m): 6:32pm On Nov 28, 2022
So wetin Mama peace suppose do? The kind derogatory names Nigerians called Patience fit make person commit suicide. But never for once did she ordered for the arrest or prosecution of anybody undecided

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Crime / Re: Soldier Beats Content Creator Teaser Prank For Pranking Him (video) by Kastonkastroll(m): 5:57pm On Nov 28, 2022
Which kind disrespect be dis. Removing the hat of a soldier with no respect to the soldier. 80% of nigerians are stupid and foolish sha. If na me be d soldier I must break the guy leg. If I even get that commando knife, I go stab the idiot join.

Nonsense

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "Who Gave NATO The Right To Kill Muammar Muhammad Gaddafi ? " ~ Putin Asks by Kastonkastroll(m): 2:48pm On Oct 13, 2022
A once beautiful country now in turmoil because of NATO. Sad cry

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Politics / Re: Borno Residents Hold Rally For Atiku/PDP (Video) by Kastonkastroll(m): 3:38pm On Oct 11, 2022
Come, I don't understand all this thousands of northerners defect to this party or another party. Shey everybody for that north is a member of a political party ni? undecided

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Politics / Re: Kano Man Builds A Tricycle From Scratch, Atiku Reacts (Pictures) by Kastonkastroll(m): 1:40pm On Oct 07, 2022
He just assembled parts or he did it from scratch, which one? undecided Na welder he just welder the thing now.

Kudos sha make he no be like say I dey do the guy black belle

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Education / Re: Appeal Court Orders ASUU To Call Off Strike by Kastonkastroll(m): 1:34pm On Oct 07, 2022
The funny thing is even if government adhere to their demands, this same ASUU will look for another excuse to hold innocent students at ransome. See my junior ones that are supposed to graduate this year wasting away because of one useless union.

Aswear make federal government deregister ASUU so that everybody go rest. You didn't work for how many months and you are expecting government to pay you your full salaries and benefits. No be juju be that shocked

What about the students that you wasted their time, na who go compensate them.

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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Lambast Peter Obi Called Him A Mannerless Duncs With Low Self Esteem by Kastonkastroll(m): 11:13am On Oct 07, 2022
Obi the ipob candidate. We sabi your plans. If dem obi well make he organize rally for alaigbo on their Mondays sit at home nonsense grin

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Finally Opens His Comment Section (pictures) by Kastonkastroll(m): 10:22am On Oct 07, 2022
Ipob terrorists will rush there just to insult bubu. But one of this days, the law will start catching up with ipob zombedients that derive joy in insulting and tarnishing people's image on social media undecided
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Calls On Buhari Over Flood Crisis In Kogi State (Video) by Kastonkastroll(m): 10:18am On Oct 07, 2022
Zetty177x:


Free am small. He said it's his first....so he was rushing to type, I guess
Na just cruise I dey catch.. grin grin
Travel / Re: Vehicle Offence In UK And Nigeria, LASTMA Example (pics) by Kastonkastroll(m): 10:13am On Oct 07, 2022
See this one. Like say u dey obey the laid down rules here. Wen last you pay your tax.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Calls On Buhari Over Flood Crisis In Kogi State (Video) by Kastonkastroll(m): 10:08am On Oct 07, 2022
Kenpaly:
Wait ooo! What did u just said?mr president that did not even care about his northan people that is being sloutard will now care about kogi. You are dreaming.my ftc ths new months,i dedicate it to my beautiful mom.
For a second I almost forgot the correct spelling of slaughter. My gee go back to your primary school and collect the refund of your school fee. Don't be shy grin

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Crime / Re: My Regrets, Apologies Over My Fraudulent Schemes – Hushpuppi by Kastonkastroll(m): 11:16am On Oct 05, 2022
No be say I dey support hush, but who never sin should cast the first stone. Go serve your sentence gee. E sure me say u no go smell poverty again after u gain freedom

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Politics / Re: Watch This Shocking Revelation With Babachir On Arise Tv (video) by Kastonkastroll(m): 6:51am On Sep 22, 2022
Wike the wicked. Money good sha. Everybody wan chop rivers State money wey oga dey share grin grin

When we go release our latest song? As e dey pain dem, e dey sweet us grin
Food / Re: Lawyer, Monday Ubani Threatens Lawsuit Over Ponmo Ban by Kastonkastroll(m): 6:45am On Sep 22, 2022
Wow out of all the problems for we obodo Nigeria. Wow, just wow. But wetin innocent ponmo do buhari? Ponmo DAT always mind his business, ponmo that is soft and loyal, ponmo that is simple and not expensive

Oh my dear ponmo, I love you cry cry shocked

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Crime / Re: Professor Assaults Orderly, Charges Maids To Beat Her Up by Kastonkastroll(m): 6:31am On Sep 22, 2022
grin grin grin I just don't know why this SS3 girl picture dey make me laugh. See as the mumu spread legs for ground. Maybe d professor catch her with her husband. undecided

For dat Una police school, they don't teach self defense ni?

Education / Re: Court Orders ASUU To Call Off Strike by Kastonkastroll(m): 1:36pm On Sep 21, 2022
budaatum:
Does the court think I can't stand in front of students in a classroom and still be on strike?

I guess when I stand there and teach them nonsense they would not know the difference.
abeg gerrout... Were u not teaching the students nonsense before. Abi na today Una start to teach nonsense

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Politics / Re: Commonwealth Doctors Mourn Death Of Queen Elizabeth II by Kastonkastroll(m): 9:48am On Sep 09, 2022
No single controversy for one second has been ever linked to her for her entire 70yrs reign. Omo she try sha shocked
Politics / Re: Picture Of Tinubu Kissing His Mother, Late Alhaja Habeebat Mogaji by Kastonkastroll(m): 9:45am On Sep 09, 2022
Jennifer663:
Disgusting
Sliding tackle merchant. Hope u didn't wake them up today with a sliding tackle grin

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Tinubu Kissing His Mother, Late Alhaja Habeebat Mogaji by Kastonkastroll(m): 9:43am On Sep 09, 2022
Moh247:
cool


He owes everything he is to his mother

Some kick their mother , Tinubu kisses his



.
I saw what you did there. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Crossdresser, James Brown Cries As He Mourns Late Queen Of England (Pix, Video) by Kastonkastroll(m): 9:23am On Sep 09, 2022
Which Queen advice you. Lie lie. The woman is an upright person and wouldn't allow a person like you enter her palace.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Mourns The Demise Of The Queen Of England by Kastonkastroll(m): 11:42pm On Sep 08, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Don't make me cry.. cry
Can your tears make a river already undecided

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