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Christianity EtcRe: What Does Heaven Look Like? by Katcall: 1:49pm On Jul 07, 2024
geoworldedu:
Without telling a lie and swearing with the bible and in the name of God Almighty who can take my life right now if I lie---Heaven is like an ancient Celestial Church of Christ aka Cele.

In heaven Electricity hasn't been generated yet because people there are less scientific. I saw heaven and the book of Revelation reveals the future of heaven too.
Because people in heaven could not generate electricity, there are SEVEN GOLDEN CANDLESTICKS in every heavenly rooms for people to see. The candles are fuelled with threads like the ones in earthly kerosene stoves.

In heaven there is no technology to invent air freshener. So they make use of offensive smelling incense like the ones used by CELE people on earth. The smell of these incenses make people to be very hyperactive in heaven, so they can sing, clap and praise God Almighty non-stop.

In heaven there is no inventions like Aeroplane or Helicopters, so they make do with horses. There are different horses in heaven. Black horse, white horse, etc. They are all in the book of revelation. The biggest of the horses is the one specially prepared for Jesus to ride to the earth to blow the trumpet on the day of rapture. I am sure the missiles of the earth can't kill the horse.

If you make it to heaven, you will think you travelled back in time to very ancient days of our ancestors, like 60,000 years back because there is no computer to record information or take videos. What we have are scrolls. They have billions of scrolls in heaven where they wrote the names of everyone. But only one of the scrolls contain names of good people. It is called the BOOK OF LIFE. The pen they used to write those names is made up of turkey feathers and red ink made of blood.

If all these things I say up here is not the accurate picture of heaven, let the Almighty God take my life before the end of today. Amen in Jesus name!!!
do they have CCTV in heaven?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 8:55am On Jul 07, 2024
NinjaMetahuman:
this is the worst Brazil in history.

They don't even have any player that can put fear in opposition teams.

Brazil really fell off.
vinicius is a counterfeit okocha. I used to think he had immense potentials
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 7:33am On Jul 07, 2024
This Brazil team is not like the Brazil of old. Anybody can challenge them and take them out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 7:25am On Jul 07, 2024
Sportsweb:
Ronaldo will retire and we all (by God's grace) will be here to see how far they will go after RONALDO'S era
He should go. He is past his prime
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 1:23am On Jul 07, 2024
obonujoker:
All Portugal players weren't crossing good cross yesterday.

Someone played corner kicks yesterday without targeting his players, but no, let's blame the 39 year old
Without Ronaldo, that Portugal team was a balanced team. They had the best assembly of talents in the world. But that fraud ruined everything by wanting to outshine everybody
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 1:18am On Jul 07, 2024
WhoDeyHause:
Mtchu. None of these gba teams stand a chance against the mighty england.
To the final.
spineless england
Science/TechnologyRe: 2 U.S Astronauts Are Stranded In Space After Spacecraft Breaks Down (Photos) by Katcall: 9:58pm On Jun 24, 2024
just2endowed:
The gravity of earth would tear them to pieces if they should want to make that jump down to earth.
but gravity is air
Science/TechnologyRe: 2 U.S Astronauts Are Stranded In Space After Spacecraft Breaks Down (Photos) by Katcall: 9:56pm On Jun 24, 2024
Neoteny:
There's gravity in the entire solar system. The idea that there's no gravity in space is a lie, at least not when there are massive bodies around to exert curvature on spacetime. The sun's gravity is felt even at the very edges of the solar system, hence why even Kuiper Belt Objects (KBOs) a billion kilometers beyond Pluto have been orbiting the sun for billions of years.

Also, the ISS is already in free fall, that's why they experience weightlessness and how the ISS stays in orbit. Many people assume incorrectly that they're floating because there's no gravity, but in reality it's because they're in free fall at escape velocity.

When one considers the fiery dangers of reentry, simply falling out of the sky is a no-no.
is there air in space
Science/TechnologyRe: 2 U.S Astronauts Are Stranded In Space After Spacecraft Breaks Down (Photos) by Katcall: 9:53pm On Jun 24, 2024
Neoteny:
Not even close. Space X Crew Dragon can be dispatched to bring them home. It's not like they're floating helplessly in space... they're in a habitat.
are there aliens in space
Science/TechnologyRe: 2 U.S Astronauts Are Stranded In Space After Spacecraft Breaks Down (Photos) by Katcall: 9:50pm On Jun 24, 2024
Westman001:
They can't make free fall. They are in space already. They would need something to get them out there for them to reach the path or lane where gravity begins.
are there aliens in space
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 9:39pm On Jun 24, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Some people go play till 50 and they won’t still catch up
messi is a cheat. Ronaldo leads by example
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 9:33pm On Jun 24, 2024
Croatia for final
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 4:42pm On Jun 24, 2024
Ballzproblemm:
they doing well but na the coaching department them dey gba
signing young players and later loaning them because you don't believe in them. This is how it all end
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 4:35pm On Jun 24, 2024
nateevs:
Yes please. Yes please. This is the profile of young players we should be signing. Got the my eye on this one.

With all these talents we picking left right and centre, it might take a little while for it to come together, but we are on the verge on something really remarkable.

The new owners are doing very well in my opinion.
doing well indeed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 3:08pm On Jun 23, 2024
airmark:
At this point, any striker whose legs are straight and brain doesn't freeze in front of goal, is welcomed.
niklas fullkrug of Dortmund
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 12:29pm On Jun 23, 2024
Jodera:
Classic case of "when the desirable is not available, then the available becomes desirable" grin grin
like second place for two consecutive seasons. Next season may be fifth place
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 12:26pm On Jun 23, 2024
BlueRayDick:
Ronaldo fans now celebrating their idol taking pishures with pitch invaders instead of their idol winning World Cup or another Balon D’or .

We have left them behind!
Is WC the only crowning glory of a player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall:
Joezinho:
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro owns the street.

The other guy that compels CONMEBOL to organize copa America every eke market day cannot relate.
Honestly conmebol made a huge mistake by fixing the copa america in line with euros in the same year. This is because Europe is the epicenter of football and the European championship is the biggest continental showpiece in the world. No regional tournament comes close in terms of audience viewership. Therefore, it didn’t make sense to change their schedule to an even year and clash with euros
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Katcall: 8:51am On Jun 23, 2024
[quote author=TheLequte post=130606634]This guy is a proper Luke Shaw regen. Can’t wait to see how he battles Malacia and any new signing for that LB position next season.

happened to malacia? I have seen him play in a while
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 10:49pm On Jun 22, 2024
Nico Williams to commit future at athletic Bilbao. Arsenal and Chelsea can now rest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 10:43pm On Jun 22, 2024
Ronaldo now has the most assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 10:31pm On Jun 22, 2024
Afrodoc2 so na your keeper cause own goal against Portugal. Onana does not walk alone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 7:56pm On Jun 22, 2024
Ijustwantto:
I wanted to say "if Ronaldo pass the ball make I bend" thank God I didn't finish saying it. My pidol really surprised me cheesy
false prophet
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 7:52pm On Jun 22, 2024
BlueAngel444:
Omari Kellyman will sign a six-year contract with the option of a further 12 months. He will undergo his #Chelsea medical on Monday. [via @Matt_Law_DT]


We are going to sign a striker, Chelsea are looking for a forward player

From Victor to Viktor to Sesko to Duran to drum roll please Kellyman


In addition to Fofana, Broja, and Deivid

We are now running strikers nursery school
The answer is depay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 7:50pm On Jun 22, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Rafael leao too useless with the rubbish diving

Another yellow card for the clown grin
he is what barca need at the moment. He will dribble you guys out of trouble
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 7:47pm On Jun 22, 2024
Unlimited22:
Be like Portugal attackers dey quarrel with Ronaldo or something
Which quarrel? They are playing as a team. You can see ronaldo is no longer selfish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 7:44pm On Jun 22, 2024
Ronaldo did an assist. What a way to lead by example from a prolific goalscorer. If its mbappe, he will not despite looking up to ronaldo
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Katcall: 4:33pm On Jun 22, 2024
JESHAL007:
DEAR YOUNG GUYS AT THE AGE OF 25 TO 30

Don't make mistakes some of our Fathers or Senior Brothers made.

Marry now with the little you have. Don't wait to be a millionaire, Have kids early so you can grow with them.

Grow with your kids and succeed with
your wife. You will never finish making money or achieving your plans.

You might still not succeed at your target year. So start your life early, with consistency you will grow.

My father said this to me: _When i was 25, i was talking about making billions before i marry.

Many years later, billions didn't come, yet no kid no wife... I had an opportunity to marry the most beautiful love of my life very early, But my fear was, can i really take care of her? But right now She's married with Four grown up children.

The guy that married her was still schooling then, but had the courage. They worked hard and succeeded together. I failed, so please if you can feed yourself, you can feed your wife. You have to believe it, marry early, don't wait.

Don't make our mistakes, I see
my childhood friends play with their kids..

Most of them are not doing as well as me.. But they are happier with their families..

Trust me it isn't money only, but Rather your Maturity, your
happiness depends entirely on your wisdom and the way you Handle Life. With
a well planned life they are happier.

Trust me it

isn't money, What is our problem?

Build mansion, buy the latest Car in Town, marry Sharon stone type, but still we don't have those things we dreamt of, and of course the years we wasted, we can never have them neverrrr!!!_

Please don't be 60yrs old and your kids will still be in their 20's..What are you supposed to be at that age? Their grand father.

Please young men, take my advice seriously.

Marry, don't be afraid, that girl you are finding too many fault in has many good qualities if you look well.


#what is your take on this
Hope say you go borrow me money when I come ask for school fees becos I want to marry young too. One thing you should know is that the woman you marry at 23, 24 will not be the same woman at 30, 35 and above. Women change as they grow. Marriage is one thing. Maintenance is another thing. Me cannot marry a lady that will leave me for another man in the long run. I want a ride or die wife. For better for worse. Children will come and leave you but your wife will stick with you forever
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Katcall: 4:19pm On Jun 22, 2024
monerozi5590:
To be nice is very good, is good to be nice to your woman. Is good.

When they say, Don't be a nice guys. They don't mean don't be nice to your woman.

A nice guy is a guy that can't set boundaries. Even if he sets boundaries and his girl crosses the boundary, he can't walk-away. He doesn't have the " walkaway ability '

For guys that have self-respect and high self esteem, to walkaway is very easy and boy oh boy! Is a good thing to have.
When you think you know too much without any life experience to back it up, this is the type of things you drop
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 4:11pm On Jun 22, 2024
BlueMann:
Czech republic score!

Deserved, I could've sworn Georgia comitted a back pass earlier
na everything you dey track... GPS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 4:07pm On Jun 22, 2024
Ballzproblemm:
ac Milan were demanding £150m from us , imagine if we had paid and he starts giving us his current performance,fans go call boehly maga.e better make we sign unproven player on a low wage even if he flops we can easily shift him than to sign superstar on huge wage en come flop ,to shift am to hard.

we still having problems offloading lukaku, kepa and sarr
He dribbles better than madueke with a smile on his face. Think about that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Katcall: 4:04pm On Jun 22, 2024
andrewbaba44:
One of the best gk in Spain last season
I still wonder how ter stegen is number one in Spain and number two in Germany

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