₦airaland Forum

Sveen:
You're not new here. Liar.

Bursted!!!

haywhy911:
as a Barca fan,i will support Liverpool.

Me too
and I hop Liverpool will make my day by nt losing

Two FTC in a day
I see brighter day ahead

haywhy911:
na true o. 1.45pm abi? I just pray they bring light b4 then

And who ar u supporting

TopeQs:
you for no attack am, she fit be your future wifey nah

Iffa hear
my future wife no fit dae misyarn like dat nw

SenoritaCristo:
great! There is one for french....I av nt seen for spanish (am also looking for one)
its Alliance Francaise at Gss roundabout...are u ilorin based? Lemme knw so i would knw hw to give u direction to the place. but its expensive....
Am still hoping to find one cheaper than that.
You could also look around and lemme knw if u found any.

For other mentions....no vex, i will reply later.....ma battery is low.
God bless y'all

Thanks ma'am

Beautywize:
yhu guys talk 2 much jxt imagine 864 irrelevant msgs

And u wit d relevant stuffs y aren't u posting them

In khassy voice * * Swerve and keep Swerving and Swerve some more**

SenoritaCristo:
hahaha....sweetheart to Paris...dts classic (i pray this heart desire comes thru).

But more seriously....if u mean a school for french....the Alliance Francaise is a fully established one...with certificate for issuance. Three stages....beginner, intermediary and one other stage like that. They are starting a session on monday...next session is in January.

But if u mean a school for yoruba....I really don't knw. Am nt Ilorin based though. Maybe those dt are could help out. Am still looking for a spanish school too.

Yep....am sure before u finish in ilorin, u would av learnt Yoruba very well(dts if u a an ear for it).

Ok....mine is both for the knowing and for my career.

Pls is there any language institute in Ilorin
I wish to learn Spanish and french

Am also a language lover

SenoritaCristo:
Nicholas cage! Are u kidding me? Wow! It would really be great o. I never knew he does dis....voice artist stuff...
Would ask around of it. Tanx.

its interesting BT very old

Try watch Home by rihanna
u will love it

GideonG:
Good morning to the lyrical monster! Kill em all

lolzzz
boss mi
double gee
u ar mouthed
I troway salute 4 u

Top of d morning to y'all

[quote author=SenoritaCristo post=39532754]awesome guy! I love cartoons too. U will definitely love this one.[/quote
SECONDED
very interesting and funny

Titidi:
Mum-Igboroko Dad-Iloro

Nice one looking forward to meet u in bbf

sylvar02:
sorry sis. Iloro Ekiti?

nah owo

Titidi:
Owo

wow,my sister from another mother m frm owo too from ijebu isaipen precisely and u

Titidi:
No, Ondo

Am from ondo too
where ar u from in ondo

Why do I feel like dis wooing competition does not make sense.....no offence

Abi u want us to wooing ghost ni
its not fun,oga sveen u try BT be4 d girl finish reading d line sef,she go don sleep na,too long

Am expecting something funny from d wooers BT none of them turn up

boombay killed it thumbs up

hmmm....

IDGAF:
Bro! Kpako get standards.I just happen 2 be in the kpako standards dat avent gone below d status of using a well b4.

Besides beans is my favrite fud so dat alone disqualifies me from being an aje butter.Lol

Bros u ar funny oo,aje butter eat beans na BT well cooked one,wen u see aje pako beans u will know,it will be watery,maggi go dae one side,oil go dae one side pepper go dae one side,salt go one side
let's just say u ar from an average family(semi-aje butter)

Good morning bosses and bossets in d house

MzLarem:
Lol..unlike us dat went 2 boarding house..we will even be dragging d fetcher sef..Wake up as early as possible b4 the others fetch d reservoir dry..skul life mehn.

hmmm,same here
our own worst,we wake up as early a 5 o'clock looking for water miles away from our school cus our skul well water can be mistaken as tea

#DharmyYinks
In d competition

Who will be d judge
D wooee(d girl) or u

BANGERLEE1:
in jamb brochure it was stipulated that geography and any other two commercial subject. And besides is geography not a social sci course....... I don't offer geography.

And govt is a social science ??
D right combo shud have either math or physics
Govt is an art subject
my guess is dat u ar an art student
Anyways,u shall cleared By Gods grace

BANGERLEE1:
B.sc Geography- English-Geography- Economics-Govt- jamb Combo

This us combo get as e be
ion tink its right
No physics

Temmi001:
Lesson from tonight's Rap diss.



Take cue from Kaybeeeee's improvement tonight, Like our President, Buhari, he never gave up. Rather, he went ahead to improve himself. Thus, becoming better!


Always work on yourself, one day, just one day, you'll get there.

***blushing***
Thanks ma'am

Ousmayne:
diss reply at kaybeeeee

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nigga, i thouth rick sent you on an exile?

Ok, check this...

Whats circus without you clown? /
youve been acting like jenifa but i dont think youre funny so its better you frown /

*

come to think of it, your rap is bullshit!/
dont think you'll get famous through diss /

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get a life bro, rap isnt your thing /
b1tch you claim youre fly? Dont forget am mortein /
been quilty as charged since i clocked fourteen /

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ask your girlfriend, shes a big fan like chopper blades /
hungry looking dude, i just serve you beef, u want another plate? /

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holup nigga holup, gerrarahia mehn shit /
your flows stinks.. Its prolly menses /
u said im jobless? But you cant get de pay forget memphis !

*dropsMic

next person please

Diss reply

Ion need to be famous tru diss cus hav been famous since d age of six
My girlfriend dnt roll wit broke ass nigga
Who cant afford to buy data plans
This is a shame
I read thru ur lines and all I see is lame
U got no game,I will knock u straight outta da mainframe
I'll make u shiver maybe even quiver cus defeat is all I deliver
My flows ar hard and I won't choke
I can drop any lines without a smoke
Give me a beat anytime u please
I scare u so bad u keep trembling on ur knees

Your lines ar so out-dated
My flows ar so updated
I'll hit u so hard u ll become decapitated wit one single line u haven't captivated
You ain't rulling me,dat ll be totally absurd
Stop wit all ur gossip cus u ar still gonna worship me
I m prepared,m just one man army
I m ahead of d game,now no one can harm me...


***Drop mic***
cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Duke59
Haywhy911

haywhy911:
Wow,Kaybeeeee is constantly improving.Yours was the finest i've read today. I'm impressed! There was only one flaw tho'. " i am the boss but aint talking 'bout reeky". You shot urself in d foot

My bad
U know wen d flow ar over coming
I just can't control so it contradict
Anyway dats for dat

Reekado:
Quick Advice. ..Diss ONLY someone you know you can defeat.. To avoid SKIIBI- ;Dlization

Diss at Reekado

I take a break, now everyone thinks they got skill
that is until, I drill their grill, and fill the bill and am on fire like ozil
That’s right the champ is back and you better believe
Messing with me is a sure way to end up deceased
I'm the one that makes up new rules just so I can break them
We break rules SUG can't fvck wit us
This games haa been flipped, all yall’s status has been stripped
Thought you had your moments but they
were mine all along

Watch the ladies lose their thongs cus of my tongue
I make your girl too wet, wetter than the Mediterranean Sea
So think you got rhymes BT all I see is whines
lemme introduce myself,
I'm the guy that take fake emcees down like west ham taking Chelsea down d table
My lines ar so tight like a body hug
Ain't rolling wit niggas from d smug
I leave nigga breathless like an asthma patient

I’m killing this, milling this, drilling this, my
mission is to make the millions and dont stop bringing in the
dollar bills.
So much murder thrill, All these haters i slaughter
still.
And y’all know it's till death row before this baller
chills.
I’m kinda done killing wack rappers.
Coz they like cars on fast lane wit flat tyres.
Lyrical restrictions as i wrap their mouth wit
barbed wire
I’m both cool and hot like a mild fire.

This fakers make me picture a bull in the toilet
coz they bullshitting too much.
Get back to making sense, u ar trash spitting too much.
I’m so prepared like the scout even when in sleep
I’m so guilty 4 murdering these fake emcees
I go hard 2 da top even a depressed elevator cant decline me
This is a fucking freestyle, i just gave out my
style free.
I drive you nuts with my swag like I’m a fucking
car.
Allow me to brag sucker because I’ve earned it.
You were saying so much crap so i had to end it.
I'm high like khassy who smoke two wrap of jamaican weed
I got millions of dudes aspiring to be like me.
I got minions, all girls, wanting to sleep with me,
I’m done dissing, guess it’s time to start
Kissing
I’m the boss but i ain’t talking about reeky
I break your legs and use em as a walking stick
Fake nigga sticking around me BT u ain't ma click

Killing suckers, call em motherfuckers, that’s
my theme
That’s because
I try to get bolder, they try to hide me in a folder.
But i moved over and got the paper like i told ya.
You’re so boring with the mic, damn, I’m still
dizzy.
This is just a freestyle, i did in a low key.
Now your legs are shaking like you’re daddy
showkey.



***Drop mic**

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Boizgrammz
Mzlarem
Temmi01
DharmyYinks
Haywhy911

Akjwyzepal:
FLEXING FREESTYLE
Leego.
I see all dis whack niggaz droping YAM barz no wonder dy suffering frm TUBERCULOSIS// GBAGAUN
wenever u burst I knw u just a piece of bad tyre, I own d empire cus ama vampire I suck ur blood, though U gat HIV I neutralize ur Virus with my viper cus am dah lyrical cypher av gat d hyper i put U unda a/her tension(hyper-tension) u wearin a diaper cus u fvcking dickless// My Barz gonna jack u up cus yah on a wheel-chair/wilshere(Jack wilshere) am nt an Arsenal fan all I use is A.C(air conditioner) Ama split u 2 units(split A.c) cus u just a coward my bull aint red(RED BULL) dnt try 2 drink it/eat// d only missle/meascles u ever gave is d one on yah body av gat a dimple while u're filled with pimples// Diss is/Disease how I end up ya story ya bound from glory.
Cc:
Duke59
GideonG
Idgaf
Mzlarem
Khassy
Haywhy911
Temmie001
Nicky058
Adeshizzy
dharmyyinks
dpacicheraclx
sveen
Tushkid74
Jerryspan
Ridwan1821
Legitlayo
ousmaye

reekado
zyhon96

Diss at Akswispal

Your lines are so lyricless
Like ur moniker so meaningless
Your raps ar so flowless
My lines ar speechless
I wil slay u merciless

Am trying to dissect ur sent to hell punchline BT all I get is wack
Am killing u and sending ur remains to d pit of hell
I'm too scary for the children so lock up ur house
I'll chase u down worse than cat and mouse
I got so much flows I will take ur spouse
This is the game
weaklings u better run
Ama shoot u down wit ma lyrical gun
Do all dat wit a smile cus am just having fun
My raps ar newly found
and wen am done wit u,u will be wheelchair bound

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Duke59
GideonDG

Ousmayne:
bro, why evils na!?? See the way you end my guy career just like that!! Well its blood for blood 2mao by 8PM!!

Bring all your tools!!
Its Rapture i tell ya!!

Diss at Boizgrammz

When I hear d name boizgrammz
Am like who is dis clamz
Ain't slowing down cus I ball on 32gige of ram
My punchline ar weigh 1000 gramme
I will slaughter u like a salah ram,ain't eating haram
I will burst ur brain like boko haram
Am a grammarian ain't speaking in tonguez
I'll come down to ur level cus ur I.Q is 0.5
Go meet double gee to re-programme ur raps
U ar feeling me,nigga u a fan
U ar pain in da a.s.s like a menstral cramps

Ma greatest hideout is d top cus u will never get there
If hating is a job,then u won't be jobless as u ar
If I see u on d street ima greet u wit "hi hater"
Now its time to put d best of your skills in gear,cus i will be known in d history book as da slayer......

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Duke59
GideonDG

It seems Akzwyzepal is no match for zhphon6
Wats he typing since

Hit like if u want make i murder reekado or
Hit share if u want make I murder boizgrammz