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Christianity EtcRe: Some Inspirational Bible Characters You Should Model Yourself After Them by Kazanchat(m): 1:30pm On Jun 03, 2018
ednut1:
David wey kill person to nack his wife lipsrsealed
Lol. Of course he did all those terrible things. But U wonder why God likes him? Because he always acknowledges his sins and always sincerely apologize for them. God doesn't like our sins, but he likes "THE SINNER".
SportsRe: Super Eagles: Onazi Under Fire Over Performance During England Friendly by Kazanchat(m): 12:54pm On Jun 03, 2018
Dat guy has Rohr's nude. If not why will he be picked? Its been ages since he last played well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by Kazanchat(m): 11:11pm On Apr 10, 2018
Bamz:
I'm really happy for Roma. They remind me of Chelsea's 2012 team. If you can beat Barca, you can beat any team. I'm tipping Roma/L'pool to win the UCL.

I wonder what Phillpe Coutinho will be thinking like now. cheesy
Yeah Juventus beat Barca last season and won champions league, huh? Wat de F**k are U saying. Read Ur comment to Ursef and laugh at Ursef. Football is not LOGIC gate kneegah.
PhonesRe: Best Internet Plan For Heavy Users by Kazanchat(m): 9:15pm On Mar 12, 2018
9jaown:
sent
Tanks alot broda.
PhonesRe: Best Internet Plan For Heavy Users by Kazanchat(m): 2:24pm On Feb 24, 2018
9jaown:
drop your email
Gud day Sir. please here is my email. snowdenmoses@gmail.com. tanks a lot.
RomanceRe: You Expose Your Body Parts & Write 'Jesus Baby': See Response A Twitter User Got by Kazanchat(m): 10:40am On May 26, 2017
fastgyal:
To be honest, that girl talking about opening of body part is the most valid representation of stupidity I've ever seen.. Hypocrites; They will condemn you openly and do worse things. hahahaha. really feeling that epic reply
So somebody can't point wat they tink is wrong without U guys coming out to say dey person is an hippocrite? U lot bearly know wat hypocrisy is.
SportsRe: Real Madrid Signs Vinicius Junior The Most Expensive Young Talent by Kazanchat(m): 6:20pm On May 25, 2017
youngbest:
Odegaard can still improve but I have been watching him at Hereveen, he doesn't start much,him making it in Madrid is increasingly doubtful.
Illara couldn't cut it at Madrid simple, and was sold back, as harsh as it may seem his adventures at Bernabau was a failure.
Are U serious? Odegaard is a starter at Herenveen . He started their last two Europa play off and he played full minutes. At 18years, dats a great feat. Actually de coach ignored Odegaard for 3matches, but he later realized dat Odegaard is de best out of de lot he has. de team ain't playing well , if not his assist wud av bin around double figures. go to YouTube download his videos and see for Ursef.
SportsRe: Real Madrid Signs Vinicius Junior The Most Expensive Young Talent by Kazanchat(m): 6:18pm On May 25, 2017
youngbest:
Odegaard can still improve but I have been watching him at Hereveen, he doesn't start much,him making it in Madrid is increasingly doubtful.
Illara couldn't cut it at Madrid simple, and was sold back, as harsh as it may seem his adventures at Bernabau was a failure.
Are U serious? Odegaard is a starter at Herenveen . He started their last two Europa play off and he played full minutes. At 18years, dats a great feat. Actually de coach ignored Odegaard for 3matches, but he later realized dat Odegaard is de best out of de lot he has. de team ain't playing well , if not his assist wud av bin around double figures. go to YouTube download his videos and see for Ursef.
SportsRe: Real Madrid Signs Vinicius Junior The Most Expensive Young Talent by Kazanchat(m): 6:10pm On May 25, 2017
iamnlia:
Odegaard is not a failure, he simply needs to improve aspects of his game.....That's why he was sent out on loan.

How do you expect illara to prosper when modric and kroos (best midfielders in the world) are fit. Illara was good and could control the game a little but he could never make the eleven. He also loved back passes.
Wondering weda dat dude has watched Odegaard before? Odegaard is wow. he's a started at his preset club. dat guy is a gem!!!! Any body dat watch him can testify to dat.
CelebritiesRe: Tuface And Banky W Laugh Over Hilarious Meme Featuring Him, Kanu And Okocha by Kazanchat(m): 3:08pm On May 16, 2017
Wen U get yabbed, 99% of de tym it pains. But de best option is to laugh ova it. ask em boys , we get more motivated wen our friends get pissed off wen we yabb em. Even 2face had to bow to de brain behind dis savagery.
CelebritiesRe: Meme Featuring Tuface, Nwankwo And Okocha Trending On Twitter by Kazanchat(m): 5:03pm On May 15, 2017
discman2k2:
Hahahahahha, una dey yab my main G Tubaba.

Na God save me sha, my life for don b like 2face own: scattered & confused. bt d G still dey enjoy Imself sha, #Life
Paddy U tink Tuface's life is scattered and confuse? Guy it's really de opposite. He has it all. Children, wealth, fame and he's one of de most loved celebrity in Naija.Soooo am kinda confuse, wat are U saying?
CelebritiesRe: Meme Featuring Tuface, Nwankwo And Okocha Trending On Twitter by Kazanchat(m): 4:51pm On May 15, 2017
Don't U love dis country? We are suffering, but we stil av a thousand tins dat gives US laughter. We are in de year of savagery,wittism at it's peak. Twale!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Top 7 Most Famous Bbnaija Housemates Of 2017 by Kazanchat(m): 6:44pm On Apr 21, 2017
goodspeedk:
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Bros just like dat U want inject Sql for Nairaland. In Ur mind U thot they av not done security check on dat? try harder brova.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus: UCL (0 - 0) On 19th April 2017 by Kazanchat(m): 12:48am On Apr 20, 2017
#Halla Madrid. 12th UCL trophy loading......

Christianity EtcRe: Mount Zion Ministries Speaks On BBNaija (See Reactions) by Kazanchat(m): 9:47am On Apr 12, 2017
Lie na sugarcane, Truth na bitter kola.
On dat day We'll all be like damn!!!! So all dis tins I've bin hearing are all truth, and guess wat? it wud av bin too late. I'm a big fan of BBN. But dat up there is de truth, bad is de new cool.But mehn there's nothing like grey wen it kums to doing gud or bad. I'm a frucking victim of dis. Wanna serve God and stil be cool with the tins of de World.
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Kazanchat(m): 6:06pm On Mar 30, 2017
lol. He wanna be Michael Scoffied, didn't he know dat Scoffied Studied Structural Engineering. de guy blueprint dope sha.
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Travelling For Her NYSC In Public Transport (Throwback Photo) by Kazanchat(m): 6:01pm On Mar 30, 2017
Niggahs be taking monitoring spirit to anoda dimension. free dis bae na. una don turn her to Dino Melaye. U guys av become Sahara reporters on her case.
RomanceRe: Man Takes Lady Out To The Movies, Goes On Twitter To Rant, Her Response Is Epic by Kazanchat(m): 3:12pm On Mar 30, 2017
MrFannySwindler:
I can't imagine myself paying the full bill for a date.....Most of my dates are paid for by the ladies and if I have to pay we split the bill 50-50. Even during the relationship we still split the bills and most often times she pays the bill.

Reason: I don't date broke ass ladies or ladies who prefer to keep their cash while shying away from the bill.

In that way both parties have nothing to lose.
Thumbs up kneegah. Reasonable xcuse to be greedy. A guy has to be a guy bro.Taking care of our bae is our responsibility. I don't tink U are ryt on dis one mehn.
RomanceRe: Man Takes Lady Out To The Movies, Goes On Twitter To Rant, Her Response Is Epic by Kazanchat(m): 3:00pm On Mar 30, 2017
Jeffboi:
Framed

Who gave her the account number
It's really easy I guess. after hearing/seeing his rant on Twitter, she might av called and be like"Send me Ur account number lemme refund U" De guy was foolish enough to rant after spending N1900 on de Lady (3800 / 2), U won't be surprise if he sent de account number soo she could refund him, wud U?
BusinessRe: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by Kazanchat(m): 1:12pm On Mar 22, 2017
buchilino:
SO D YAM, EGUSI, BEANS N PLANTAINS I EAT R IMPORTED ABEI?.
I really can't help but to reply U. Does yam, egusi and oda stuff U mentioned gets transported from farm to market? from one state to anoda? wat do U tink all those vehicles use as fuel? water? Does dollar increase or dollar fall affects petroleum products? Don't U tink Egusi, yam et el, gets fertilize wen they are in farms? do U tink we produce de primary chemical use in making fertilizer? Oga de truth is Dollar is Important in de life of de 2mato U put in food if only U can tink deep.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Snapchat Photos With Stephanie Oboto by Kazanchat(m): 10:09pm On Mar 06, 2017
pweshboi:
Hmmm this is a clear... Video call picture, now how did she get hold of this pix if he doesn't know her and the picture of her above might be photoshoped or not there's no doubt about that... This is getting really interesting. GOD KNOWS BEST
Are U serious? I could do a better job wit photoshop. Not dat am a fan of Johnson Suleiman, but dis picture is as Bleep as it cud be. They shud av used a better graphics engineer. U shud be asking for de video not believing dis comedy.
PoliticsRe: Audu Maikori Will Be Prosecuted - El-rufai by Kazanchat(m): 3:57pm On Mar 03, 2017
EazyMoh:
Why not go ahead and post more pictures of Liberian war as southern Kaduna crisis?
Go ahead I double dare you! nitwit!
So pipo are not being killed is Southern Kaduna? U are pathetic. de moh in ur name must be Mohammed. U guys are all de same. no right tinkin person in dat religion. always being bias.
PoliticsRe: Audu Maikori Will Be Prosecuted - El-rufai by Kazanchat(m): 3:47pm On Mar 03, 2017
PassingShot:
Is it wrong to prosecute someone who knew he was misinforming the public to discredit the govt?

Those who lost their life as a result of his irresponsible tweets, will his useless apology bring them back?

What he did was capable of causing civil war and he would have been jailed even in any sane society, including US and UK.

Freedom of speech doesn't give anyone the freedom to cause chaos and violence with obvious lies. As a lawyer, he should know better.
What are U even talking about? didn't Fulani herdsmen invade FCE gida wire? and El-rufai has de right to pay those same herdsmen and they didn't even stop de killing. And he said he knows them. after paying them and they persist wit killing wont it be nice to arrest them if not for killing innocent souls for bridging of contract? He stills defends them and U are here defending them. U must be a Muslim cos U all are almost the same.
PoliticsRe: Audu Maikori Will Be Prosecuted - El-rufai by Kazanchat(m): 3:36pm On Mar 03, 2017
Which is de worst? spreading wrong information and apologizing later or telling de world dat"I know de murderers killing souls and I have paid em to stop" sad enuf de murderers didn't stop. and am still defending dem. Who shud be prosecuted? fu*cking country.
CelebritiesRe: Dillish Mathews Shares Sultry Photo by Kazanchat(m): 11:34am On Feb 28, 2017
This ain't nothing,we av seen de real full boobs before. remember all those shower night days? damn!!! Dis pipo gat no shame it's obvious. we av even seen her pussycat ( and I ain't talking about her pet). we are speedingly drifting away from morality. and funny enuf pipo see it as de new cool.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Dazzles In Red At BBC World News [PICS] by Kazanchat(m): 11:31am On Feb 28, 2017
irepsuccess:
and this yeye story is making the front page?
who time makinwa don epp?
best selling author indeed
Ni99a dis lady inspires sum pipo. she's hard working. who she help? oga till she send recharge card for U before she help U? Atleast dis news is beta dan dat BBN poo they kip posting on frontpage dis days.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Dazzles In Red At BBC World News [PICS] by Kazanchat(m): 11:19am On Feb 28, 2017
I like dis woman. I was an hater before. But dat was before I knew she's an hustler. How many girls in dis era grind dis hard? shallow minded peeps can call her Olosho or wateva their dim witted mind tells dem to call her. But it's there for all 2 see , dis woman hustles for every penny she gets. Like Mathematics pipo hate on wat they don't understand.

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