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Starboytwo:
Remember when I had to get my transcript in sch, met one fine lady dey go jejely, s.k and Tm inside my system, naso boy just dey flow... She didn't talk much, just nod and smile a little... She refuse to drop number and I told her it's her loss, as he won't find any like me in this school....


Fast forward 2 hours later
As I strolled inside student admin, base on as school strict, man gaz loyal... I approach the building

Me- goodaf! (mouth open) ehh... I was staring at her sitting beside 2 University secatary, you know all those woman wey dey always give boys problem

Madam - how did they allow you enter here with this your hair?
Me- no ma, I want to col-

Ms- get out!

I look the girl, "damn, which Kain wahala be dis"... I fuc.k up, i suppose wear cap enter... quickly I got to d nearby barber and I told him "abeg help me trim I'm small"
"Oga na 50 naira I go give you ooo", na just small trim I wan do, make he just go down small...

'ha baba na 100 naira,

Oya oya oya no time, I gazz still see my faculty officer... I sat down, dab the blanket over me,

Guy- Shay make he go down weh weh!

Me- weh weh how? I say make you just trim something, u say weh weh, oga Shayy?

Guy- (cuts in)no oooo, cuz I don barb one guy like 4 times already, one guy just comot here the third time... If i trim am for you, you go still come back...

Me-huh?

Guy- I swear down...but no worry I go do you good shi.t, I no go let am go down too much, I go even help you press am...

5 minutes later.. I re-entered, I saw one guy coming out looking funny, he is rushing to re-barb, his hair almost the same lenght as mine... Enters

Me- clears throat, e's ma, I'm

Madam- get out, you think we are joking here, blah blah

Me- I knelt down, no ma, pls ma, my faculty officer is waiting for me like this like this, pls ma... I looked at the babe, anty please help me beg her, abeg, Please

fine girl- Mrs bolaji, please let him go, I know him, he is truly late to see his FO...

Me- yes ma, I'm late ma, I'm sorry ma...

Madam- wee you shut up... He even draw parting again,

Me - No mah, sorry mAh

Madam - sorry for yourself... Mtcheeew...

Fine girl-

Me-

I thanked them both, my last days in school were maaad...

lols i can relate ehn, u got me laughing with ur tale...

wishing the best

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Mini Importation business is one of the fastest growing business you can get involved at convenience of your home, little Start up Capital and gives you the opportunity of attending to other business, which means you can do this business along with any other forms of business.

This post will be revealing all the secrets involved in Importing goods from china, UK, Asia and other countries. It will tell you all what you need for the the business, the sites to import those goods, how you will use free ship to transport the goods down to your home or shop, how to select quality products and other things you will need to be successful in ordering of goods from the foreign countries.

Mini importation business is one of the ways to make money online in Nigeria today, but a lot of people are yet to avail themselves to the possibilities that is involved in this online business.

The mini importation business is just an online small scale importation business model where a person with small capital can import goods from China at a low price and sell in the country at a higher price. It involves basically buying and selling. The only difference here is that you as the seller buy from outside Nigeria and then sell the goods in Nigeria. This if done right is highly profitable and lucrative and before you know it, you are on your way to a financially independence life.

The importation business is so cool that with less than ten thousand naira (#10,000), you can start a mini importation business and earn a handsome profit. The return on investments is mostly massive and it is so fun to engage in it.

In mini importation business, there is no need for a middleman or retailer, you get the goods directly to you from the manufacturer, and this is what makes the getting of goods very cheap for you.
Requirements to begin Mini Importation Business
If you want to do the mini importation business, you have to tick some basic requirements, this will set you in a pole position to avoid mistakes and errors and afford you the chance to enjoy your importation journey.

To begin importing, you will need the following in place already:

A valid home address
A naira MasterCard or visa ATM issued by any Nigerian bank of your choice
A startup importation capital {at least 10,000 naira}
The websites or online portals to do your cheap shopping.
A shipping company that will get your goods to you.
Knowledge of Mini importation business.

As you can see, the mini importation business does not really entails a lot of commitment from you, this is one of the reasons why it is one of the best online businesses you will ever venture in.
Most of the goods are very cheap so if you can imports the ones of high quality, your profit margin will really be mind-blowing.

A valid home address

This is important and it is basically where you stay. Most of the time, the postman or post office will usually call you to come to their office to collect your goods.
But the best thing you do is to input your valid home address, in the field provided when you are ordering for these items through your shipping company or you can always go to their office to claim your imported goods.

The reason is that your home address will determine the post office that your items will be sent to. It will be sent to the nearest post office to you.

A naira MasterCard or visa ATM issued by any Nigerian bank of your choice

The need to have a MasterCard or visa card is to make payment process very easy. Also, PAYPAL now accept Nigeria’s but you can only make payments.

Make sure you use new generational banks like ZENITH, GTbank, ECOBANK, DIAMOND BANK { this are cards I have personally tried to be working very well}. A startup mini importation capital {at least 10,000 naira}

This capital may look very small, but when I open your eyes to the prospects and benefits of goods you can shop for very cheap, you will understand why the profit margin is always very high.

The websites or online portals to do your cheap shopping.

Now you need the merchants website to carry out your shopping, there are many sites around, some that you must have heard off but I tell you.
In the mini importation terrain, there are series of secret websites that are only known to those in the trade.



A shipping company that will get your goods to you.

If you are interested in using free shipping then select free shipping to Nigeria option on top of the page when doing the search. The problem of free shipping is that it takes too long to arrive; it can take 2 months.
How Profitable is the Mini Importation Business
The mini importation business is very profitable and like I stated before, the profit margin is really great and enticing.

There is a popular misconception that you need to start with a huge amount of money, all that is bullshit, you can even start with just 10,000 naira.

Let us run this mathematics, you get 10units of 5,000MaH power banks at the rate of 1,000naira per unit. Those power banks go for 5,000naira in Nigeria. Just do the simple arithmetic and see the profit potential already.
What You Should Note Before Starting Mini Importation Business
There are some important things to note before you begin your cheap mini importation business in Nigeria. You have to know the maneuvers and tactics to avoid stories that touch, Go for products with “FREE SHIPPING”

Most goods tend to cost you a fortune to send them down to Nigeria, but there is even a special package, here the sender gets the product to you in Nigeria for FREE!

The only downside here is that, the goods may take longer to get to you. You really have to be very patient with the sender.

The sellers use this as an opportunity to more buyers and they are usually sent through China mail air post or Hong Kong mail services TO YOUR STATED RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS HERE IN Nigeria.

Search for a great but cheap brand to import

There will be a huge number of products on the mini importation sites and portals, there will also be a lot of producers and sellers for a single product type. It is better to go from the cheapest products as this will increase your profit margin considerably.

Your transactions and money are safe

All the transactions on the mini importation sites I will list later are all secure and legitimate, they are covered by a service called escrow, which tend to offer full buyers protections.

Continue Reading HERE https://9jabusinesss..com

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Welcome onboard fellow Nairalanders. This trend is for those who want to make money publishing articles or short stories/report on amazon. To get started, you will need to create a free publishing account with amazon kdp - Kindle Direct Publishing. Let get started;

You see, One of the advantages of amazon Kindle Direct Publishing (KDP) is its ability to generate passive income. This is one of the reasons I love this business model. But you may want to ask, what is amazon and how can Nigerians make money publishing books on amazon?

So, what is amazon all about? Amazon is the largest online retail store on the globe. Amazon is also the best platform for independent authors to publish their books and make money from their work. You can choose how much royalty you want to earn from your book. You can either earn 70% or 30% from your book royalty. But I set my royalty earning at 70%. So, I would also like you to do same for your books. We don’t need to tell too many stories about amazon as they are already the online umpire for indie authors. So, let’s talk about the rules of amazon Kindle Direct Publishing. Before we talk about how to create free account with amazon, let's look at the dos and don'ts of amazon Kindle direct publishing.

The Golden Rules of Amazon KDP

The Do’s of Amazon Kindle Publishing
1. Make sure your account is verified by amazon before publishing your first book.
2. Submit the necessary documents for your account verification. Such as Government Issued Identity Card – Permanent Voter’s card, National Identity card, International Passport or any other means of identity that clearly shows your name and address.
3. You will need to verify your home address by submitting a copy of bank statement or Electricity/Utility bill, that shows your Real Name and home address as well.
4. When registering for account with amazon kdp, make sure the name you use tallies with the name on your identity card.
5. You can either use your real name to publish your books or you can use pen name. (nickname). I used E.D. Jonas to publish my books and I also use Sandra Mayor in other books (while my real name is: Eigbedion Destiny Jonah). So, it depends on the market and what you intend to achieve. If you are really serious about this business, I would advise that you use your real name or you’ll better abbreviate your name to suit your brand in case you want to build a brand around your Name. I think Jonas sounds good like an American name. or at least, it sounds stylish compared to Eigbedion Jonah, Adebayo, Chinedu, or Abdulahi - which all sounds so local. If I were named any of those names above, I would change it to something like: Ade (popular musician in the UK) - plus your English name, Chi (sounds like a Chinese name) - plus your English name, and Ali (Mohammed Ali was a popular boxer in the US) - plus English name. Because the abbreviated names above all sound familiar in the US.

The reason for this is simple; Our target audience is the US and UK markets. So, it naturally makes sense to bear names similar to the people we intend to serve. But if you already have a large audience or you are influential figure, you can use your full name. Please, don’t get me wrong, I am not saying you wouldn’t make it online if you use your real name, but people need to build trust and know little about you before buying from you. Take for instance, you’re teaching people: How To Cook Paleo Diets, How To Cook Vegan Food, How To Smoke Meat In Electric Smoker, How To Dance, How To Sing, How To Plant Flower, How To Set Up Online Business, How To Improve Memory And Brain Functions. - People will likely open your book if they believe that, you live within their environment and that what you teach is applicable in their regions.

So, the choice of the name to use is completely up to you. For example, Bishop David Oyedipo is a big figure and he has multiple books published on amazon, Wole Soyinka is a big name and people will be interested to read books written by him because he’s a global phenomenal. But if you have already built a fan base or you think that you can use your book to attract large audience to be more popular, then go ahead and do it. After all, there’s no harm in trying.

How I Became Successful Publisher On Amazon

Just as our faces are different, so are our expectations. My kindle success goal was to publish books to earn me at least $500 (Five hundred Dollars) within my first 3 months in the publishing business. And I achieved that goal few months beyond my projected period. It’s normal for every business, though I didn’t achieve my goal within 3 months, but I made enough money to keep my hope alive that this business will work out. But today, I make over $1,500 (about #580,000 Naira) from my publishing business.

So, if your goal is to earn $1,000 (360,000 Naira) per month, you can achieve this with 1-3 books, or more, - Plus strategic marketing/advertising plans. We will talk more about book advertising in subsequent thread.

Now, let's talk about you you can make money publishing books on amazon before showing you how to create a free kdp account.

How can I make quick money with amazon KDP?

I focus on Non fiction books and children books, because I am not a gifted writer. But I have been able to develop myself to write on any topic within the past years of publishing books on amazon.

If you are a motivational speaker, teacher, pastor, graphic designer, or you have any skills that you think people will be interested to learn about, then, this is your golden opportunity to teach the world your skills by leveraging on amazon publishing platform. Also, if you think that you can not combine simple words to form a statement, but you are able to read this thread, I have got you covered as well. I will show you websites, where you can even hire professional writers to do the job for you while you focus on other important things.

For me, I think the best category to write on is the How to… (how to train dogs, how to be healthy, how to build relationship…), health and fitness category and Recipe Books. You can easily find information about these topics on the web, and they are pretty easy to write about, compared to fiction books. We shall discuss more about that in another thread.
 

How to Create Free Account On Amazon Kdp.

Getting started with Amazon kindle publishing is quick and easy. You just need to learn quite few things. I have even listed them below to make life easier for you.

(a) You will need to create Kindle Publishing Account
(b) Learn How to format your kindle books and paperback version, it as simple as ABC...
(c) You’ll need a professionally designed book cover (Don’t worry, if you have no idea about cover design. Once again, I will show you websites to hire professional graphics and book cover designers).
(d) You will need a means of receiving payment from amazon. (amazon will not transfer your funds into your local bank account.) You will need to have international bank account. Again, don’t get confused or discouraged. I will also show you how to apply and set up a USA bank account that will send you ATM card to withdraw your funds at any ATM designated banks all around the world. I am sure you have heard of Payoneer Payment Service?
(e) Your short story books, should have at least 1,500 words. Excepts for children and color books.
(f) Amazon marketing support service.

How To Register Your Kindle Publishing Account

To create free account with amazon, visit www(dot)kdp(dot)amazon(dot)com and register with your “real” details. Use your real names, your correct home address, email address, and phone number where necessary. Also, remember to choose password you can easily remember and write it down somewhere. In fact, I wrote all my log in detail in my diary, because I wouldn’t want to mess up things when trying to access my account.

Now that you have signed up for a free account with amazon, you will need to complete your account information before amazon can send payments into your bank account.

Dealing With Tax Issue

TAX: Amazon will ask you to provide and complete your tax information before publishing your books. The process is simple and straight forward. Just go through the process and type your name in the area they require your signature. It is really just a formality because you are a Nigerian and there are no tax details to supply. As a Nigerian, 30% will be withheld from your royalty as tax for sales in the USA and some other marketplaces. This is because Nigeria does not have a tax treaty with America. The tax for UK and other European marketplace sales is very low or nonexistence in most cases.

To get more details about how to set up your free kdp account with amazon, check out my signature and click on the link to download your free copy of amazon book publishing guide.

If you have any relevant question as regard amazon book publishing business, don't hesitate to contact me via email or the link on my signature.

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