Politics › Re: Cramjones Apologizes For Ben Murray-bruce's Post - Cramjones by Kegite(m): 8:54pm On May 13, 2015 |
Too many kids on Nairaland. I think age verification is compulsory before you can become a member on this forum. Cramjonse is just a little kid with an internet connection & a laptop |
Crime › Re: Sisters Beat Father For Having An Affair With Their Late Mother’s Friend by Kegite(m): 9:43am On May 13, 2015 |
Do they have the right to choose who their father will have sex with ?? |
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Ojo's Neighbour Raped & Killed In Ogun State While Searching For A Job by Kegite(m): 9:43am On May 13, 2015 |
DzTzl: #newbie# seems u v a problem with spelling its #Yoruba# u cn thank me later... Omo Ale. You don't know shiiit How do you know this is my real account ?? I got banned so i created another account. As for the correct spelling of Yoruba  I wanna spell it as Yoloba. Ewure, you can suck my dick |
Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Kegite(m): 10:30pm On May 12, 2015 |
ahsekeena: This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.
I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.
Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "
Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.
Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.
After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".
I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.
Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.
I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments. You told us how big your booty is. Now tell us how bad you smell. |
Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Kegite(m): 10:22pm On May 12, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Kegite(m): 10:16pm On May 12, 2015 |
ahsekeena: Pardon me sir... I aint uploading ma bootay I aint ?? Please, is this an American English or Spanish English ?? |
Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Kegite(m): 10:10pm On May 12, 2015 |
The Nyash is meant for discharging shiiit & fart. Ladies with big nyash do smell really bad. Menses + Nigerian hot weather + their body odor +sweat = [size=30pt] BOMB [/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Ojo's Neighbour Raped & Killed In Ogun State While Searching For A Job by Kegite(m): 10:06pm On May 12, 2015 |
missdre: . I don't need to give you any response cos you are just one of those whack dude here... I have a life, I'm not wack. You can link me with your dirty father let me give him a good job |
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Ojo's Neighbour Raped & Killed In Ogun State While Searching For A Job by Kegite(m): 10:04pm On May 12, 2015 |
DzTzl: English is not our mother tongue, I don't seem to bliv ds, if found true that she wrote all of this, I rest my case!!!! Go & carry out your investigation cos you're yoloba |
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Ojo's Neighbour Raped & Killed In Ogun State While Searching For A Job by Kegite(m): 10:03pm On May 12, 2015 |
andyanders: I think you have to grow up. A lady owns her body and has every right to say NO when she is not in the mood. Even your legally married wife can charge you for rape when you force her against her will for intimacy, that is statutory rape.
In Nigeria, people like you do not know when a lady refuse to play any game with you and if you force her to even accept your request, that is rape.
The 14 yr old is a minor despite that she said she was not forced, but at her age, she does not know her will to say NO.The guy took advantage of her innocence, by telling her of marriage maybe by enticing her with gifts which as a minor is a crime. Enticing a minor with a gift to take advantage of her, is a crime.
People like you should allow women be because they are not a tool to be destroyed as they are mothers of tomorrow.
Rape is bad and I ask for capital punishment for offenders. I hate when they grant S3x offenders bail. Please, I'm sorry to say this. " Your father wasted his money paying for your school fees " What is statutory rape ?? & What is rape ?? If you can answer it correctly, i will die this night |
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Celebrities › Re: Ronke Ojo's Neighbour Raped & Killed In Ogun State While Searching For A Job by Kegite(m): 9:46pm On May 12, 2015 |
[quote author=missdre post=33677696][/quote]Oh Folanke, the ewedu seller is here. Please, go take a shower cos your pusssy stinks. Dirty fowl
You proved that what i said is true. Why you come write for pidgin english. Dirty yoloba goat |
Family › Re: I've Been Combing My Conscience,was I Wrong? I Need Someone To Help Analyse This by Kegite(m): 9:39pm On May 12, 2015 |
nickibarb: I needed to travel for one day to write a professional exam, but my husband refused to let me take our two little kids (aged 1yr 4 months and aged 3 months) to my parent's house for my mum to take care of them. He said he would care for them himself. (Note that his mother was out of town if not I would have taken them to her). I wanted to make my mother-in-law aware of the situation so that I won't be accused of abandoning my kids for my career (you know how judgmental naija society can be sometimes). I tried to call my mother-in-law, she didn't pick up, I sent her a text explaining the situation and then proceeded to call her again. I was surprised to see that she was talking to my husband about the issue on the line that I just tried calling her on, but she hadn't called me back. My mother-in-law refused to take my calls cause apparently she's of the opinion that couples should keep everything between themselves. My husband went ahead to take away my copy of the house keys. He locked the doors and said whenever I was ready to go, he will let me out, in order to ensure that I don't come back when he is out, to take his kids to my parents' house. I had already assured him that I wasn't going to take them away but I was opposed to leaving without a key, since it will be very inconveniencing for me to go on such an exhausting journey, return and not have immediate access to the house. (My husband's whereabouts is usually very difficult to discern on account of the nature of his job-politician). Again, I tried to get my mother-in-law to intervene and ask him to let me have one of the keys but she still refused to take my calls. I sent her another text. I was running late so I proceeded to take my husband's wallet which he left in one of the rooms. My intention was to use it as an exchange item so I can get the keys from him.
Unfortunately, this got him very mad and in a bid to get the wallet back from me, he pushed me and I hit the back of my head on a glass table resulting in a head injury as revealed by a CT scan. In all of this, my mother-in-law still refused to take my calls even though she could hear me shouting and crying through the phone (recall my husband was intermittently on the phone with her while the fracas was going on). Since that day, I haven't called her again, and she hasn't called me either. Even when my parents informed her about my head injury via text (since she wasn't taking their calls), she still failed to give me call to find out how badly hurt I was. She has come to our home one day since the incident, I was taking a bath, by the time I was done and came to the living room, she was gone. I don't think she asked after me but I didn't ask my husband whether she did. This is someone I have loved and respected as a mother all this time, we have never ever had even one disagreement. By refusing to get involved, she has effectively destroyed our cordial relationship. I cannot honestly say that I feel like she cares whether I live or die as long as we obey the golden rule of keeping everything between ourselves as a couple. My issue is, I'm not happy about the fact that we've fallen into the category of MIL and DIL that do not get along. My question is, am I right to feel aggrieved, and am I right to have not made any effort to reach out to her for more than a month now, considering that this means that she has not interacted with her grand children all this time? What would you suggest I do? He should have beaten the foolishness out of you. You are not worthy to be a mother. Why won't you let him take care of his children while you party away with your younger boyfriend ?? Why would you take his wallet ?? Why would you engage him in a fist fight ?? I would encourage him to hit you on a daily basis so you can regain your sanity. Foolish woman |
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Ojo's Neighbour Raped & Killed In Ogun State While Searching For A Job by Kegite(m): 9:27pm On May 12, 2015 |
ahsekeena: See why u are mad?! Tunde, the ewa seller is here. All you know is how to release sperm like a fowl |
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Ojo's Neighbour Raped & Killed In Ogun State While Searching For A Job by Kegite(m): 9:25pm On May 12, 2015 |
Ariel20: You are a fool!
You know nothing Oh The activist is here. Go take a shower cos your pusssy stinks |
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Governor Rochas Okorocha And His PDP Rival Emeka Ihedioha by Kegite(m): 9:19pm On May 12, 2015 |
ahsekeena: Ahahahahahahahahah.....lame joke wacko...laaaaaaammmeee!!
have fun eating out of garbage cans in AMERICA! Lol poor black man mentality. Sorry. I forgot to tell you We also have food stamps, you can use you food stamp to purchase anything you need. Ain't you tired of eating Amala & ewedu or jellof rice ?? |
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Ojo's Neighbour Raped & Killed In Ogun State While Searching For A Job by Kegite(m): 9:09pm On May 12, 2015 |
[size=50pt] SHUT UP [/size]. A girl cannot be rapedI'm sick & tired of hearing " I was raped when i was 14 OR My ex-boyfriend raped me ' |
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Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Governor Rochas Okorocha And His PDP Rival Emeka Ihedioha by Kegite(m): 9:08pm On May 12, 2015 |
ahsekeena: Are u insinuating that u are a mad man living in america?
Damn! Why am replying this freaking nut case?! Yes. I'm a mad guy who lives in America & i can buy your whole family |
Politics › Re: Massive Queue At NNPC Tanke Area In Ilorin by Kegite(m): 9:01pm On May 12, 2015 |
These YOLOBA guys no dey take eye see fuel. & Na only okada dem go use the fuel drive  |
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Governor Rochas Okorocha And His PDP Rival Emeka Ihedioha by Kegite(m): 8:57pm On May 12, 2015 |
ahsekeena: Kegites as I know them are mad people,raving mad! Ok. Kegites in Nigeria & The Kegites in America ain't same A mad man in America can feed your family for 60 years |
Politics › Re: Friends, Associates Have Abandoned Me –Jonathan by Kegite(m): 8:56pm On May 12, 2015 |
folabayo1: just wait There's what will call financial aid & unemployment benefits here in America. If you don't have a job, you will still be paid. Now tell me how i will get broke. If i were in Nigeria, i will like to see you finger your pusssy & i will give you 600 thousand naira. Won't you be happy ? |
Politics › Re: Friends, Associates Have Abandoned Me –Jonathan by Kegite(m): 8:52pm On May 12, 2015 |
folabayo1: just wait Dirty olosho. Why won't the curse start now ?? Just ask for forgiveness & i will have mercy on you |
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Governor Rochas Okorocha And His PDP Rival Emeka Ihedioha by Kegite(m): 8:40pm On May 12, 2015 |
ahsekeena: Why did I even comment? Because them never cure your madness |
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Governor Rochas Okorocha And His PDP Rival Emeka Ihedioha by Kegite(m): 8:32pm On May 12, 2015 |
[size=20pt]ROCHAS OKOROCHA[/size] _ You rigged the election, you think say i no know ??
[size=20pt]EMEKA[/size] _ No, i didn't rig the election. I told you you gonna lose the election, you no gree. Anyways, i go shake your hand because you be my man.
[size=20pt]ROCHAS OKOROCHA[/size]_ If i break this your yeye hand now , them go say i wicked. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona: UCL (3 - 2) On 12th May 2015 by Kegite(m): 8:31pm On May 12, 2015 |
Who wanna bet ?? Bayern Munich 5 vs Barcelona 3 |
Crime › Re: Live-in-lovers Bite Neighbour’s Breast During Fight In Lagos by Kegite(m): 8:30pm On May 12, 2015 |
Na only YOLOBA guys dey bite while fighting |
Politics › Re: Friends, Associates Have Abandoned Me –Jonathan by Kegite(m): 8:26pm On May 12, 2015 |
folabayo1: don't worry just keep calm and wait for it! U shall weep soon The only thing that can make me weep is the odor from your pusssy. Dirty rat. |
Politics › Re: Abacha's Death And The Tale Of Two Indian Prostitutes (snapshot) by Kegite(m): 8:17pm On May 12, 2015 |
If a woman doesn't kill you, nothing on earth can kill you |
Politics › Re: Abacha's Death And The Tale Of Two Indian Prostitutes (snapshot) by Kegite(m): 8:15pm On May 12, 2015 |
Fear God & also fear women. They can send you to your grave |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Powerful Second Earthquake Hits Nepal by Kegite(m): 2:32pm On May 12, 2015 |
For the second time in 3 weeks |
Politics › Re: Friends, Associates Have Abandoned Me –Jonathan by Kegite(m): 1:53pm On May 12, 2015 |
folabayo1: am I that funny? Dirty girl. I waiting for your curse to start manifesting. I'm getting rich everyday. Why is your curse not working ?? Hungry dog |