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Family / Re: Among These Four Old Women, Who Has The Real Swag?(photo) by kelechi50: 2:28pm On Aug 02, 2023
Hmmm, I don't know your loaded upstairs
Puss360:
Lol.... Well, all pics are good or as the case may be, they all have swag...
You see, when we are young, we believe that nothing good comes out from old age hence we don't want to live more than 60 Nd above.... That's why some comments above me and other popular comments are that, old people are ugly...

But the only Joy an old person enjoys in this life is to see their children and grandchildren progressing...
It's more like planting a tree, and waiting after some years and see that tree producing fruit...
Now, even if you don't have kids, there are some other kids that will call you Mom/Dad...
Currently, nothing gives my aged parents Joy than seeing me/my siblings in person...
Since my mom and dad knows about WhatsApp video call, lol, they no more do voice call again... And the can't ever get tired of video call...

So appreciate and value aged people anywhere and anytime you see them...
Coz as the morning sun rises, we also move one step to our grave..
I admire your mental age.

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Computers / Re: Hp Elitebook 8560p Corei7 @85k In Osogbo by kelechi50: 1:25pm On Jul 21, 2023
How much last

70k
Computers / Re: USA Used HP Probook 450 For Sale. by kelechi50: 1:02pm On Jul 21, 2023
Please, I tried looking for testimonies on your business transaction but to no avail .
Crime / Re: Amotekun Arrests 80-year-old Ekiti Man, Others For Vandalism by kelechi50: 9:57am On Jul 20, 2023
Why blame the man when reality on ground had lead him to stealing.

Renewed Hope for hopeless people.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Man Who Stole An Entire Airline by kelechi50: 4:06pm On Jun 21, 2023
Front page material

It's an eye opener to everyone going into business with southwest brothers.

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Education / Re: Students Kick As UNIBEN Increases School Fees By Over 100 Per Cent by kelechi50: 11:33am On Jun 21, 2023
And the worst part is that after paying the fees, you may end up staying 6 years for four years program.

After all a former minister of education said he knew nothing about education system before being appointed.

God bless my country.l

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Education / Re: Maduka University Enugu Announces School Fees Structure by kelechi50: 11:16am On Jun 21, 2023
Great school and still affordable compare with order universities that if you don't know someone and you have no money to buy admission OYO is your name.

God bless the owner.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin For The First Time Presents The Peace Treaty Ukraine Failed To Honour by kelechi50: 2:20pm On Jun 18, 2023
presidentBAT:
Putin Na Very Good Man....
To be controlling another country on how to run it's government.

Please can you allow your brother tell you how to run your house not to talk of a whole country.

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Politics / Re: Nyesom Wike - And The Cancer Gets Worse by kelechi50: 4:23pm On Jun 06, 2023
What Wike can not do for power does not exist

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Politics / Re: Stop Your Smear Campaign Against Ondo Deputy Governor, ADAPHAI Warns Group by kelechi50: 11:27am On Jun 05, 2023
Why is it that every deputy governor in Ondo state ends in controversy.
Politics / Re: See What Nation News Paper Wrote About Buhari Today. by kelechi50: 11:19am On Jun 05, 2023
Arrewa come and defend your god you licked for 8 years

South West propagandas has to put your darling dad were he belongs

We move eeeeeeeeee grin
Celebrities / Re: "I Can't Date One Woman, My Girlfriend Is Free To Sleep With Other Guys - Bbnaij by kelechi50: 11:42am On Jun 02, 2023
It is called open relationship

I can't kill my self because of one pussy
When they are thousands and one out there.

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Family / Re: Mother In Tears As Son Dies In Accident After Gifting Him A Car (video) by kelechi50: 6:07pm On May 31, 2023
For the fact that he misused the first one
Needless giving him your own car

You pampered him to death

Rip to mom's pet.
Politics / Re: Court Upholds PDP's Powers To Expel Wike If He Breaches Party Constitution by kelechi50: 6:00pm On May 31, 2023
All I know is that a day of reckoning is coming

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Politics / Re: Newly Constructed International Market In Ebonyi Collapsed On Handover Day by kelechi50: 12:31pm On May 29, 2023
I pray his legacies wouldn't collapse like this one
Politics / Re: Extra Cleanup As Rainfall Hits Podium Where Tinubu Will Take Oath Of Office. Vid by kelechi50: 9:35am On May 29, 2023
As long as you are not a politician, you ve won nothing, u are just gloating over another man's pocket until the Change impacts ur personal life positively.

Assu strike comes to mind
We buy the same fuel
Bandit doesn't know your party
Likewise kidnappes .

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Education / Re: Uniabuja Recalls Letter Rusticating Students, Cites Error by kelechi50: 9:25am On May 29, 2023
The power of social media
Adamu Adamu comes to mind
Politics / Re: Daura: Kind Words As Buhari Returns Home With Mega Projects by kelechi50: 3:00pm On May 21, 2023
Do you remember the pressure Jonathan went through in the hands of the northerners and lie mohu
JagabanBorgu:

Buhari has had better positive influence in SS than GEJ.
GEJ is sh*t, live with it.
Nobody stopped him from taking projects home.
The 13% oil derivation, did he pay it to his people?
It was Buhari who did it.
The Bonny-Bodo bridge, did GEJ construct it?
The 2nd Niger bridge?
To accept the sh*t GEJ was is difficult for u guys because it takes away ur strength of being sentimental.
who dear protest and those that tried it you and I knew the outcome.
Crime / Re: FRSC Officer MJ Oni Slaps Man For Recording Him In Osun by kelechi50: 1:04pm On May 17, 2023
Road safety commandant over to you to arrest your official assaulting a civilian.
Romance / Re: Married But Miss Being Single, Let's Meet Here by kelechi50: 7:15pm On May 14, 2023
Ashawo no be work
Honeydenz:
I miss my spinsterhood nor be small. Lot of toasters, eating free lunch and dinner every other day, more than enough transport money,guys will spend and spend and spend on u and when u see he's losing motivation to keep spending u visit him just once, pass d night and the next weekend is for another maga, sorry dude....hahahahahahaha




Add yours,
Just fun, no insults please
low life fickle.

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Romance / Re: I'm Ready To Marry!! Help Me Choose Between These To Ladies.(pictures) by kelechi50: 3:38pm On May 13, 2023
You have said it all
Wawelexy:
By defaults, both of them are problems....

For lesser problems, go for no.2

For more problems, go for no.1

Reasons:
Marriage is beyond looks and sexual fantasies, though it also has a role to play, but in this present day Nigeria, if you end up with a dumb ass Nigeria girl as your life partner, then you will be intentionally reducing your lifespan by 10years.

If you allow your third leg make you choose big breast over big brain, my brother, you have successfully allow your village people succeed... Boobs that will collapse and become flat after some time... Moreover, who told you you will be the only drinking from that big reservoir of milk? Considering the fact that you said she's street wise... No cap, that second lady might not be giving you total peace of mind, but for sure she will be giving you lesser problems... You can as well teach her how she can satisfy you on bed, with time she will blend, you will be the one to back off when she turns pro



why will you leave a decent and intelligent girl for olosho as a wife
My brother think beyond sex.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How I Was Scammed By A Herbalist In Oyo State by kelechi50: 12:38pm On May 13, 2023
From frying pan to fire
Ademide0907:
I am writing this out with pains and depression
I have been working all my life but no avail to be successful,I have tried all means but still I feed from hand to mouth..I travelled out of Nigeria last two year to Kenya for greener pastures but still no progress so I had to come back home with the little I have..to cut the long story short ,I went to this herbalist in oyo state to seek spiritual assistance on how to be successful,I met him on Facebook and he gave me a white calabash,I took it home ,it was different thing that was there when he gave me but on the second day ,I met something different inside the calabash,I was surprised and being foolish to think he is real ,I returned back to him this is how my problem started,he ripped me 500k and the third day I was arrested for something I never did and police took 300k for bail,later that week thief attacked the house I live and made away with my phone and other things..like this am attempting suicide because no hope anymore,my account balance is 0.00,I borrow money from loan apps recently to be able to survive..Will end it all,in my next life I pray I experience good things
please go for deliverance at the lord's chosen church near you.
Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by kelechi50: 12:20pm On May 13, 2023
To assist me on how to unlock the central lock
kingreign:

What do you want us to do for you?
To locate the rogue mechanics or to assist you unlock or lock the car or what?
Car Talk / Re: Solution To Oil Shortage And Smoking Engines by kelechi50: 10:26am On May 13, 2023
I'm interested how do get one
ayolayo0405:



Contact us today
Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by kelechi50: 10:00pm On May 12, 2023
Hi guys, I travelled to Owerri last December with my car, on getting to Owerri my brakes started malfunctioning and I managed it to irate just like 3-4 kilometers to town

I parked near mechanic workshop and I got down from the car and called one mechanic to help me with the brakes and he told me to reverse and enter the workshop but the ignition key didn't turn again, we tried our best all to no avail.
I was told to look for key cutters still the same so we decided to break the key and I managed it to my house.
I later bought another complete steering with key and the electrician fitted it and I left the car with my mechanic because he was unable to finish the repairs

I personally locked the car with the follow come key (remote control) and handed it to the mechanic
The following day when I got there I don't know how or which of the keys he used to open the car and I called his attention to the central lock not working, my butt, fuel tank refuse to open and we break the fuel tank to enable me buy.

Mechanic said it will normalize but till January
Nothing happened, I called my electrician from Lagos and
he charged me 30k and I gave him 15k advance to come and repair it in Ondo but after collecting the money he started with one excuse or another till after election he blocked me and I can't reach him my wife called he promised before the end of April all to no avail.
His number is 08023966183
The central lock icon is on I can't lock the car neither can I open the butt since December till date, can someone help me,

Car Zafira 2008 model.
Career / Re: Suleman Babayero Isa Now A US Soldier by kelechi50: 6:17pm On May 12, 2023
American dream

Make hest while the sun shines

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Romance / Re: Joyful Moment Man Marries 2 Wives On The Same Day (pix/video) by kelechi50: 4:01pm On May 11, 2023
One man's meat is another's poison
Autos / Re: Advice Needed: Which Of These Cars Is Economical For a Hustler by kelechi50: 3:30pm On May 10, 2023
Tras
Romance / Re: 95-year-old Alhaji Muhammad Sabo Marries Teenage Girl In Abuja Community (Photo) by kelechi50: 5:02pm On May 07, 2023
Culture stinks

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Health / Re: How Student Doctor Caused Woman's Death During Childbirth In Edo (Photos) by kelechi50: 12:05pm On May 05, 2023
This is the best option
Shedrack777:
i don't see his fault here. why why will professional doctor and nurses allow a student doctor tend to a pregnant woman alone? the doctors. and hospital should be sued for incompetence and negligence
Sue the hospital management board for negligent homicide
Romance / Re: It 11 Pm And I Can't Sleep by kelechi50: 11:32pm On Apr 28, 2023
Are you sure
Preciousgirl:


Come on, I amarried
maybe you has failed to do you duty as a wife.

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