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Religion / Re: Pastor Lazarus Muoka Buries His Wife, Joy Muoka by kelechi50: 10:48am On Sep 16
Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen.
WINDSOW:
Genuine Ministers of God are no superhumans. They also suffer circumstances that question their faith and sometimes make them feel like throwing the trowel.
Howbeit, we were encouraged to be strong even in turbulent times.
May God comfort him and his followers in Jesus name.

It is well!
Politics / Re: LG Election: All Aspirants Will Be Refunded Tomorrow" — Gov. Uzodimma by kelechi50: 3:59pm On Sep 15
All promises party, what APC cannot do does not exist.
Another charades in the name of elections.
Selected ones on move.
Family / Re: Happy 10yrs Anniversary To Us( SEE PHOTOS) by kelechi50: 5:39pm On Sep 14
Hmmm, home breakers
PJtech:


Oh, do you need a second wife. You can talk to madam about it
if madam see you eeh grin
Family / Re: Happy 10yrs Anniversary To Us( SEE PHOTOS) by kelechi50: 5:34pm On Sep 14
Will I call it a good or bad prayer for Alhaji not to
Adaisback:
You both look good. Congrats and many more years together. May God destroy and do away with anything that will make you think of marrying a second wife. Your wife and kids are very cute. You are a lucky man
mee ni oluwa wee grin

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Romance / Re: Mother Giving Her Teenage Daughter An Injection For Family Planning?? by kelechi50: 2:38pm On Sep 13
ItisWell22:


It’s really not easy being a parent.

Mama had no choice than to protect them and herself from wanton troubles, including grandkids from multiple men with dragging of money for upkeep.

She was between the devil and the deep blue sea. 😥

May God give us sane, responsible children.

ABSTINENCE remains the best choice!



I don’t think this is cool, considering the effects of those hormones on the body.

The normal healthy girl who starts seeing her period before 12years is already at increased risk of certain cancers, not to talk of the effect of further exogenous hormones.

Early sexual debut and multiple sex partners are top risk factors for cervical cancer.
Even if they all won’t hearken to voices of reasoning, we still have to preach abstinence.
Some will listen…

Gbayi,we still have sense able woman like you and not all those advocate of prostitution for our younger girls.
My doctor advised not to allow single ladies on family planning without giving birth like two to three children because of the side effects.
Politics / Re: The Prophetic Words Of Pa Adebanjo - Picture by kelechi50: 3:44pm On Sep 05
kiss
Autos / Re: New Fuel Prices Announced By NNPCL For Various States (PHOTOS) by kelechi50: 8:51pm On Sep 03
Good morning, it's just the beginning.
madridguy:
I hope this is not true.
Abi e shork you.

Hopefully it is true grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Edo Native Doctor For Killing Client During Bulletproof Charm Test by kelechi50: 5:07pm On Sep 02
When the hunter becomes the haunted

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Education / Re: Police Arrest Suspects In Murder Of 21-year-old Final-year Student by kelechi50: 11:15am On Aug 22
Happiness had reportedly invited Mojisola to a night party under the guise of hiring her as his girlfriend for a fee of fifteen thousand naira (#15,000.00). undecided
Religion / Re: Soldiers Sack Church Worshippers In Umunze, Anambra State by kelechi50: 5:09pm On Aug 20
What goes round comes around
yarimo:
This is very commendable from the army
today it's commendable from the army by you, what if such happens in your community tomorrow ?.

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Romance / Re: I Regret Getting Married, This Is Why by kelechi50: 6:20pm On Aug 19
Honestly, I’m starting to regret getting married because I don’t see any benefit for me as a man because despite all you do, it seems pointless.

This is the part that got me laughing out loud grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Edo Residents Accuse Police Of Harassing PDP Supporters by kelechi50: 12:11pm On Aug 15
Really
madridguy:
PDP should stop crying around like bush babies. Obaseki should start writing his handover note.

Edo is APC.
Celebrities / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Withdraws Case As More Lawyers Volunteer To Support Verydarkman by kelechi50: 8:59am On Aug 11
The gullible are suffering in the hands of the so called MOG in Nigeria.
If come near the villagers and hear what they are going through in the hands of MOG in the locality especially this small small GOs.

There are great ones God is using but majority of them are fake, may God help and bless Nigeria.
Education / Re: 25 Years After, University Graduate Hawks ‘pure’ Water by kelechi50: 8:34am On Aug 11
Education is not a means of making money rather means of knowledge.
Streetwise differs from knowledge wise.

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Education / Re: How Ose Anenih Buried Oshiomole On Live TV by kelechi50: 8:18am On Aug 11
Like father like son, the guy is a powerful speaker with facts and figures.

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Romance / Re: Men Stop Suck!ng Toto by kelechi50: 10:34am On Aug 10
Where I come from there's a way you will behave people will say you're acting like someone that sucks pussy.
Viare9:
MEN men men

I know they are coming for me but I will still spill it, your feelings doesn't concern me at all,

Men you are the heads of the family as such have powers, how can you suck toto with a mouth that you are suppose to use to take authority, eeeh,

"Can a woman even lick her own juice"?

The answer is no except l€sbians, a normal woman won't lick her juice, so why are you doing it as man, a full grown man that has powers to speak into his life,

Will be sucking what I don't understand, the most painful part of it is the titled men, kaiiii, you are K!ll!ng yourself by yourself oooo, stop it, if she is not satisfied with the knacking, let her go and buy turning stick to satisfy herself or better still call her dogs to suck it, stop it please,

Am channeling this particular post to titled men, respect your red caps and know your limit, ask your fathers, it's irritating to me as a lady seff, talk more of a man, I can't even stand to watch it's videos, if I come across one, because I find it irritating, it doesn't suit well with me bikonu, after sucking, your mouth will start smelling ikpu ikpu ikpu, and sometimes na atachiri ikpu seff una dey suck 🤣🤣🤣,

Am serious, please, don't come and tell me if you are clean down there it doesn't mean, Aunty if you like use hypo wash am, it means, stop reducing men to nothing, because of una s€xual desires,

Una go dey imagine what I don't understand, you will open leg and son of Adam will put head and start licking gini, tueeeh, aru, our fathers and mothers no do like this, am not saying it's not good to try out new things,

Am saying this particular sucking of toto should stop, men biko stop it, oginidi, a place that bring forth children, it's made to sacred not to be doing it anyhow, make una stop, now seff sickness is everywhere, you are still sucking

Una good night, come for me and cry😭😭
Food / Re: This Gigantic Catfish Was Sold For #100,000 (video/pictures) by kelechi50: 12:22pm On Aug 08
Goat of 100k is better than buying one hundred thousand fish that will be tasteless.
UselessBuharist:
If catfish too big e nor dey sweet

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Politics / Re: "Arewa Isn't Ndigbo" -Northerner Issues Warning To Yoruba Boy That Accused Them by kelechi50: 5:15pm On Aug 06
Chinkoalhaji34:
The North trying to flex muscles over what?

It's just a typical case of misplaced priorities.

The real issues affecting our people are being ignored while they engage in tribal jabs.

The Yoruba man is only speaking his truth, and that's the beauty of our diversity. your "Cannibalistic Ancestors" were covering their P-enises & V-aginas with Mango & Banana leaves while jumping from Guava Trees to Paw-Paw Trees in search of food - at a time when my own Ancestors were already running the Oyo Empire that stretched from Ibadan all the way to Dahomey?

And now, you have the temerity to refer to us as the “green algae soup eaters” because we refuse to align with your useless ideology?

Sango will obliterate all of you if you believe you can intimidate & blackmail us into supporting your utopian dream.

Your people derive maximum joy in dishing out to others, things they can never condone.

Every Country in the world are jealous & envious of your peoples phantom achievements.

Your people went to South Afrika and triggered Xenophobia - They said the South Afrikans are envious of them because the South Afrikan women prefer them to their husbands at home.

Your people migrated down to Yorubaland and insulted Awolowo (our revered elder statesman) day & night and when we responded in kind - They said we are jealous of their industrious nature & achievements.

Your people went to Ghana and subverted the Ghanian Traders in the market through armed-robbery, kidnapping & cocaine-trafficking, the Ghanian Authorities banned them from their markets - They said the Ghanians are lazy & envious of their successes.

Your ancestors went to Kano State and called the Hausa/Fulanis mumu & cows just like they’re doing today and in 1956 , the Hausa/Fulanis butchered YOUR ANCESTORS IN KANO STATE and took over all their properties at Sabon-Gari & then drove the remainder back to their erosion-ravaged & landlocked regions in the East.

Now, decades later, your incorrigible demonic children of abomination have returned back to Kano State to amass lots of properties in Real Estates (of course with the proceeds of their drug-trafficking) and yet, they are crying more than everybody in Nigeria that they want BIAFLA OR DEATH.

Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it.

When the time comes, woe betides any bastard from the East that shouts “genocide" because this is an action film that won't end quickly.

We do not compete with any group, tribe or ethnicity but we, the children of Oduduwa share traits of Lions & Lionesses in our DNA.

“The Lion teaches to avoid confrontation, but to stand up fiercely when necessary. It is through the strength of love, gentleness, and patience that the Lion holds its community together.”

Not through gri-gri, gra-gra and insulting other people of diverse ethnicity.

Nobody hates the Igbos. It's just a simple natural law of "reaping what you sow" that is in play.

You can't sow guava and expect to reap pineapple. Never!

Ancient wisdom teaches that Action begets Reaction, Cause begets Effects and Sequence begets Consequence.

You cannot be cursing & insulting every other ethnicity in Nigeria day and night, and expect all your hateful seeds not to germinate in them.

Let’s focus on unity instead of throwing shade; after all, the strength of Nigeria lies in our ability to coexist despite our differences.
Politics / Re: Protesters Scramble For Sausage Rolls, Water At Ojota, Lagos (Video) by kelechi50: 1:59pm On Aug 02
Weep no more
Cherrybae:
90% are ibos. Hungry people forming billionaires.

Mtcheeeeew
For your mental health.
Politics / Re: Breaking:Kano State Government Has Declared 24-hour Curfew by kelechi50: 5:36pm On Aug 01
Life is turn by turn.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Protesters Arrive At Lekki Toll-gate, Demand Good Governance by kelechi50: 12:51pm On Aug 01
E yaa
helinues:


If you people want to do your trolling today, do it responsibility and maturely.

I am already on the thread before you.

So rest
have you forgotten your statement.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly R*ping His Girlfriend's 4-year-old Daughter For One Y by kelechi50: 4:50pm On Jul 30
Animal in human body.
Phones / Re: Step-By-Step Guide On Unblocking Your Line Others Using Shortcodes by kelechi50: 11:01am On Jul 30
I tried it, received OTP login but not successful
What do I do again because I don't have time to go to MTN office and spend the whole day in the name of linking my line.
Business / Re: Barred Sim What Are The Challenges To Your Business by kelechi50: 10:40am On Jul 28
God bless Nigeria with a working organization that will put people's inconvenience at heart and not like MTN that didn't consider the consequences of their actions.
Yesterday I woke up to make calls as usual only to hear that you're barred.
Politics / Re: Cement: How Dangote Offended Tinubu by kelechi50: 4:40pm On Jul 23
Op what you are saying makes sense, that I'm not Tinubu's fan will not stop me from applauding some of his policies that is good for Nigerian like this case at hand before Obasanjo who knows Dangote .
Obasanjo made Dangote what he is today by giving him monopoly then followed by other government till date and here comes Pharaoh that doesn't know Joseph.
What the president should have done is to open borders and all open market so that the price of cement will crash.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girl Give Thanks To God As She Shares Amazing Transformation (pics) by kelechi50: 12:23pm On Jul 02
How do you know it's hotel room
Kooldon:
Wetin She Go Find For Hotel Room?
I forget you're customer dadani 🤣🤣
Crime / Re: Travellers Kidnapped, One Shot On Sagamu-ijebu-ode Expressway by kelechi50: 12:40pm On Jul 01
God of chosen I salute you, I passed the road about 8 .30pm from the lord's chosen program the enemies submitted I attended.
Business / Re: Exciting Designs Of Vintage Crepes With Adire/kampala, Flower & Abstract Pattern by kelechi50: 4:47pm On Jun 28
How much is it per six yards
MagicalConcepts:
Exciting Designs Of Vintage Crepes With Adire/Kampala, Flower & Abstract Patterns
Education / Re: Tragic Loss At Maduka University, Student Dies Due To Inadequate Medical Care by kelechi50: 9:17pm On Jun 27
Thank God I listened to my son over his choice of not going to Maduka uni.
Volcano12:
This news is very devastating, especially to us parents that have our kids in that school.Im looking for another university for my child, because the illness, all the time don tire me.You can’t find good food there to buy.My child had been admitted trice in their clinic for typhoid.Common to carry out text, na nothing less than 10 naira, then if you have to conduct several of them?And they don’t have qualified lecturers, in short Maduka University never ready, I pray those kids survive this semester, cause after that I’m done spending my hard earned money for them to punish my child.May the deceased rest in perfect peace 🙏🏼.
Culture / Re: Yoruba Man Drag His Igbo Neighbor X by kelechi50: 2:18pm On Jun 25
Broke guy and wahala be like 5&6.
Crime / Re: Police PRO Insists Bail Is Free, X-user & Lawyer Takes Him To The Cleaner (pics) by kelechi50: 1:34pm On Jun 25
There was a country.
Politics / Re: Info From Lagos: Igbo Men Please WISE Up by kelechi50: 2:48pm On Jun 13
I told my Friends far back then
PaellaPaella:







I will never pity anyone who fall for this scam, i made up my mind 2 decades ago never to invest in any south west or Northern Nigeria
invest in your state no matter what it's better.

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