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Foreign AffairsRe: Ghanaian Policemen Dancing With A Little Girl (photo) by Kelewele(m): 12:36am On Jul 31, 2015
SimonPeters2020:
That's Ghanaians for you, anything in skirt is rockable grin grin
Shut up dude! They were just having fun with children with autism.Next time learn not to generalize.
EducationRe: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Kelewele(m): 2:26am On Jul 30, 2015
Weah96:
True shyt. However, I disagree about the irredeemably dumb people. Those are the ones who got it wrong, saw the correct answer and steps, and STILL came back here to insist that the answer is 1,5, or 0.

People who went to school only need to see the solution once before they slap themselves.
Hahaha! you killed it man
Been laughing through out this thread.
EducationRe: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Kelewele(m): 1:31am On Jul 30, 2015
To those who had 0 and 1,i'm sorry you are irredeemably dumb.

To those who had 5 atleast you've shown glimpses of hope,its just that your fees were shortchanged therefore the
need to go back to school to make-up for it.

My humble suggestion.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Most Hilarious Coffins Designed In Ghana (funny Photos) by Kelewele(m): 10:18pm On Jul 23, 2015
firstEVA:
sharrrrap.
fvck off b!tch
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Most Hilarious Coffins Designed In Ghana (funny Photos) by Kelewele(m): 10:10pm On Jul 23, 2015
firstEVA:
So Ghanians choose to be creative only in death?
Stop hating cos your zoo inhabitants can't produce sh!t for the living not to talk of the dead.
Foreign AffairsRe: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by Kelewele(m): 6:52pm On Jul 08, 2015
feldido:
The reason why the whites call us animals... For GOD's sake this is a formal function, why can't they be civil for once?
Pls save your advice for your president cos he needs it most.Aren't you the same people who were hailing him for wearing a night gown to the G8 summit claiming it potrayed his true african identity?How is this different?
Fvcking hypocrite
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Women 3rd Most Beautiful In Africa – Ranker by Kelewele(m): 11:38pm On Nov 30, 2014
NaNaYaaah:
Looool..this thread is soo funny..oh well im ghanaian and im proud...trust me we are beautiful..we have the sun kissed glow..anyways who am i to talk...im soo preety nigerians wanna marry me...so dont say all gh peeps are ugly... kiss
Wow!! Just checked your profile and true to your words you look exquisite.Keep repping GH to fullest.
PoliticsRe: Ghana Navy Adjudged Best In West Africa by Kelewele(m): 6:33pm On Nov 30, 2014
Hehehe!These bakasi dogs amuse me.

news: ghana navy arrests
vessel carrying stolen
fuel from Nigeria
The Owners of MV Madina told ghana
News
Agency, GNA, that the vessel was engaged
in
lifting crude oil from a marginal oil
producing
field in Nigeria into a bigger vessel, MV
North
Wind Grace but the Captain and the crew
conspired to hijack it while laden with crude
oil.
They said they began to trace the vessel and
alerted the Benin and Ghanaian Security.
They said they informed Mr Aboagye about
the
incident, who confirmed that the Vessel was
at
SPOCL and they pleaded with him to detain
the
vessel until the navy moved in to arrest it.
The ghana navy received hint from its
Nigerian
counterparts about the vessel and
zoomed in to
make the arrest.
Director of Public Relations at the ghana
Armed
Forces, Colonel M’Bawine Atintande told
Joy
News the vessel, MT MADINA was arrested
on
Thursday at the Saltpond oil fields where it
was
transferring fuel to another vessel.
He said they will hand over the ship to the
port
authorities and legal action will be taken
against
the perpetrators by the appropriate
authorities.
He said armed guards have been placed on
alert
at the oil fields to protect the vessels.
The Owners said they would file the
necessary
papers to reclaim their oil and the vessel at
the
courts on Monday.
The vessel loaded with fuel is reported
to have
been stolen from Nigeria. Source: http://
www.africanoutlookonline.com/index.php?
option=com_content&view=article&id=4019:g
navy-arrests-vessel-carrying-stolen-fuel-
from-nigeria
TravelRe: PICTURE: 7 Nigerians Arrested With Fake Dollars And Police Uniforms In Ghana by Kelewele(m): 10:37am On Nov 26, 2014
guttentag:
I guess the truth is bitter
Which truth?You made such a lame comment which will even baffle a nursery pupil and instead of bowing your ugly hexagonal head in shame you still have the guts to defend it.
TravelRe: PICTURE: 7 Nigerians Arrested With Fake Dollars And Police Uniforms In Ghana by Kelewele(m): 11:23pm On Nov 25, 2014
guttentag:
Do you know that the crime rate in Ghana is higher than the once in NIGERIA but you can never hear them persecuting their citizen because Ghana is a crime covering country unlike my country 9ja were crime is been expose every minute either by sss or efcc that is why Nigeria have a bad reputation in the whole world
Wtf.Your buffoonery is beyond redemption.Go sip some cvnt juice to relieve you off the generator fumes which has beclouded your sense of reasoning.
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Women 3rd Most Beautiful In Africa – Ranker by Kelewele(m): 4:56pm On Sep 08, 2014
MadCow1: grin grin grin


Charley Borga, why you dey bore kraaa?! grin


Blame Charley Ayi who wrote that book, not me.. grin

Me I just dey chop my Wackye with kelewele wey I buy for Kaneshe this morning.. grin
So you are the same okijajuju boy who is obsessed with kelewele huh?Anyway,i had no idea cows have now forsaken grass for kelewele.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghana Economy Is A Mess!!!! by Kelewele(m): 2:41pm On Sep 06, 2014
Okijajuju1: Charley Jiggaman, I see you Che....


I figure say the economy don reduce you to Wackye and kelewele.. grin

I for say make you come Nigeria make I feed you, but Nigeria government say Ghana must go... grin
And who is this dog barking out my name on a holy sabbath.
PoliticsRe: Country That Jealous Nigeria Progress: Liberia, Ghana, USA, And Two Others by Kelewele(m): 8:28pm On Aug 13, 2014
Funny post
PoliticsRe: Ghana's Economy In Free Fall by Kelewele(m): 8:06pm On Aug 13, 2014
Bokoharam in conjunction with ebola is razing your shiithole to ashes and all your peanut brain in a malformed skull could think of was to post this crap about Ghana to suit your fvcking ego.This definitely won't change the fact that your nation is a smelly dustbin.
HealthRe: No Ebola In Ghana - Health Minister by Kelewele(m): 11:06pm On Aug 11, 2014
iconize: Another sissy who Usain bolted after receiving a welcome party death blow.

Bunch of Ben johnsons! grin grin

Otumfour my niggur I see you! cheesy grin You've been avoiding "our" thread, why?
My donkey,how far?It seems you've been awaiting my presence on this shitty forum all this while.You are truely a loyal donkey.I look forward to having a kingly ride from you.Yours ever, emperor KELEWELE
HealthRe: No Ebola In Ghana - Health Minister by Kelewele(m): 10:39pm On Aug 11, 2014
Haha!This wretched sons of boko still can't fathom why Ghana hasnt recorded any case of ebola, yet forget that their stinking dustbin is being raided by same virus.Before these senseless bakasi m0r0ns will realise their Godforsaken dustbin will be history thanks to hatred.
TravelRe: Ghana Bans Flights From Nigeria, 2 Other Countries Over Ebola by Kelewele(m): 12:11am On Aug 04, 2014
chibuzz89: Funny boy...my dear you don't have to argue foolishly and blindly to make your mother land proud...it doesn't make you a better ambassador but only shows how ignorant you are....argue wisely...you want me to highlight tangible points in comparisons of both countries trades....another example boy.....comparing ghana to nigeria in trades is like comparing the US to mexico.....go compare ghana to Benin rep,zambia,mali...not the giant of Africa....last I checked,ghana was number 8 in africa....thus making you guys sactionable by Africans power house..beat my facts boy
Keep living in delusion while reality makes mockery of you.If you have any sanctions tell that to bokoharam cos they need it most to curtail them from killing you like xmas chicken.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 10:57pm On Aug 03, 2014
iconize: I give up on this rabies infested Ashanti lackey.
Always justifying his cowardly acts, you can't even keep up for 2hours before you turn to Ben johnson.

You mean enjoying your life with your ebola infested gorilla kins in the forest?
You've given up several times already.You are the most indecisive slowpoke ever.However a donkey like you have no say unless I set you free myself.
TravelRe: Ghana Bans Flights From Nigeria, 2 Other Countries Over Ebola by Kelewele(m): 10:37pm On Aug 03, 2014
chibuzz89: hahahaha....now you're so foolish....read ur bizarre comment again...am sure you know nothing about economics....go back to school son....you compare Nigeria to Ghana in trades...hahahahaha....arrant rubbish...competition from ghana...comparing a lizard to a crocodile.
I guess you are the lizard then.Afterall you couldn't highlight any tangible point yet claim to be economist.You're just shallow brained.Go to HELL!
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 10:05pm On Aug 03, 2014
iconize: I see you pedophile, Kelewele a.k.a kulikuli... You're yet to reply my quotes or are you tired of getting served?
Hahaha!!So you were foolishly waiting on your master's reply all along while I was busy enjoying my life huh?Didn't know you were such a jobless donkey.Now that i've replied you can run along.Make sure you reply ASAP.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 7:39pm On Aug 01, 2014
iconize: Stale...
The argument between the both of us can't continue because it's vivid that you're a nebbish dolt.
Brace yourself up and be hard before quoting me again..
Point of correction,this was no argument between us rather a master puting his dog in its right place.I didn't expect you to chicken out like a pvssy this soon but hey afterall you are niGAYrian.A bunch of clowns known for their cowardice.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 11:39pm On Jul 31, 2014
iconize: This fuggly looking hungry scavenger from the clan of gorillas grin, I thought hunger has finally killed you...

A poverty stricken burnt midget that killed his wife because of eggs! grin grin this is just the height of hunger, poverty and frustration in gayna. grin 'D

Kelewele kills wife because of missing eggs
grin grin grin

A disagreement between a husband and his wife over some missing eggs has caused the death of the woman.

Ama Jejeba, 26, who was allegedly pummelled into unconsciousness by her husband, Kojo kelewele as the disagreement turned fatal was pronounced dead on arrival at the Tarkwa Government Hospital

The incident, which took place at Dompem in the Western Region last Wednesday, has thrown the township into shock.

Police sources told the Daily Graphic that the suspect allegedly accused the wife of picking some eggs from his hen coop which the deceased denied.

The sources said the suspect started invoking curses on whoever might have collected the eggs.

They said the woman advised the husband to stop invoking curses, since it was late in the night.

According to the sources, the suspect allegedly took offence and started assaulting his wife.

The police said some residents allegedly rushed to intervene after the woman allegedly hit her head on a drain.

The sources said the rescuers rushed her to the Tarkwa Government Hospital but she was pronounced dead on arrival.

The police said the body of the deceased had been deposited at the Tarkwa Hospital morgue while her husband, Tawiah, had been placed in custody assisting in investigations.
Your donkey ass knows too damn well this is nothing compared to what pertains in your refuse dump where animal life such as yours is insignificant to your zoo keeper badluck ebola jonothing.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 6:40pm On Jul 31, 2014
iconize: Another mouthy fuggly looking gaynaian. grin
Listen I've been slaying gaynaians on this forum even before you started getting intimate with your sister.
Petrodullard who's probably the gaynaian king kong on this forum is beneath me let alone an Ewe lackey like yourself who shares dustbin foods with pigs and dogs. grin grin

Cone headed, unintelligent, lazy as..s burnt midget! cheesy grin
In your wildest dream will a poverty striken boko dog like you ever slay a Ghanaian.How many times do i need to remind you worthless sons of donkeys that you are a billion miles beneath my shiit.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 10:59pm On Jul 30, 2014
iconize: I see you're emotionally pained grin
Boy if you can't stand the heat then get the fuc.k outta here!
You must be a dunce to think i take this shitty forum serious.You better bow to me like the donkey you are before i smash your ugly hexagonal head.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 10:36pm On Jul 30, 2014
iconize: Honestly Shehu shagiri did the right thing by deporting Y'all gorilla looking scavengers back to the bushes of accra, tema and kumashit... grin

If not millions of this gorilla looking "thing" below would be living among us as humans.
Jeez! Its su.cks to be a gaynaian.
Unintelligent looking baboons with an IQ lower than that of a snail. grin grin
Honestly,he's better looking than your zoo keeper badluck bokoman and his entire animal species.
PoliticsRe: Ebola Virus: Ghanians Expresses Fear Over The Disease In Nigeria by Kelewele(m): 10:11pm On Jul 30, 2014
yetunsbay: tell me who is bothering who..........commenting for where una no get shame at all d last time I checked this is a Nigerian forum.
for Ghanians d hear of 9ja is d begini of fear
Spare me that crap.If you want us outta here then quit ridiculing our nation on this shitty forum.Simple
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 9:57pm On Jul 30, 2014
iconize: I know your parents where among those scavenging gaynaians that ransacked our dustbins in the 80s in search of sour foods. grin grin
So I'm not surprised that you're daft, I expect nothing more from someone who started eating sour foods from the womb.
Scavenging slob!
And i know your baboon parents were dispersed like fleas from Ghana under the Alien Compliance Act due to too much ugliness and excessive suffocating body odour.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 9:30pm On Jul 30, 2014
adamskutty: ur lines are lame, u are no match for me u Stuck up,half witted,scruffy looking nerf header .

U ignorant little slug,u smelling empty headed hamster,fvcking stvpid glob of glue with low IQ, STVpid c0cklicking, anuslicking, f00tlicking anus explorer. grin grin grin
Damn!This ugly cvnt is seriously losing his senses.Come back later when you are discharged from that mental asylum.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by Kelewele(m): 9:12pm On Jul 30, 2014
iconize: We need no witch doctor to confirm that you're a cone headed dumbo, your name says it all "kelewele" grin grin
More like someone who hawks coconuts in traffics.


"hey kelewele tolotolo I wanna buy coconuts" grin
And i need no prophet to tell me you are a useless bakasi rat who feeds from a pit latrine.

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