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Seeing this dude sweat like this reminds me of two things,

Either it's a subject involving calculation,

or

My guy formation don change.

What do you think?

delishpot:
World people for you na.

me no undastand oo

VellyG:
No no it for old cup Oga. This is not nation cup else we go chop am.

Bt hw do u expect Enyeama 2 perform when he is not fit enough, cuz i don't remember when last he played for Lille, let alone Nigeria

Malawian:
An unfit Enyeama is better than a fit Ezenwa. #wordsonmarble

bros na lie

Arsenalholic:
Hopefully, Enyeama will agree to return now. We need an experienced head between the sticks when the mundial starts.

had we not qualified would u have needed an experienced head bw d sticks Let's give d little lad (Ezenwa) d chance he deserves to prove himself

skedy1:
Exactly!
I guess ur getting some senses nw

whatever

Maiconyoung:
Hehehehe... The thing no gree work o.

den, maybe ur taste bud no lyk bitter things

Maiconyoung:
Still trying to figure out the bitterness in the "truth". Let me taste it again.

dis time taste it with one eye closed

Kimcutie:
I don't like those kind of joke bro

owk bro

Kimcutie:
Nope... Am a terrorist..

IPOB

Na joke o

Kimcutie:
And so, you won't leave us alone

are u a bedroom gangster?

NaeChris:
Ladies don't like 'gentle men' aka Nice guys, na Badoo them like, am not talking of the Ikorodu Badoo o.

they like pussy niggas

SirMichael1:
Preach fam! Preach!

BTW, they knew what they signed up for before collecting 'free recharge cards'. I keep telling ladies, if you don't wanna have sex, don't venture into any relationship until you wanna get married. If you don't wanna get married, what do you wanna get?? Free airtime? Free weaves?? Free phones and all that?!!

Now what do you think the guys want?! To give out these free things?!
Don't be dumb bitch!!!

i sight u bro

VenaCava:
my eyes

is it too lenghty?

muller101:
Op u are a pussy nigga.

lol, team pepper dem gang

You saw a pretty girl in your neighbourhood, school or office. You sat down and thought about how that girl will look like in bed. You went home and drew a plan on how to attack. You began to disturb her and finally gets her phone number. This is where the business starts.... You send her recharge cards, you call her in the morning, afternoon and night. You take her out to SHOPRITE, SHOPLEFT, CRUNCHIES, ROMANCE RESTAURANT, MR BIGS, MR SMALL, ISI EWU JOINT, TURKEY JOINT, OFEGO EATERY to name a few. You do all sorts of magic in order to impress this girl. Then finally, you sleep with her and quits the relationship. Bittered, she curses you and joins the category of women that believes that "all men are the same" and finally leaves you. For your mind you've accomplished your mission right? After some days or weeks you saw another girl and decided to start another business. You began to invest in this brand new business financially together with your time. You did the same thing all over again, but this new girl refused to sleep with you saying you should marry her first. After six months you thought about it and feel like giving up then you realised that you've invested so much on her for six months. Going back will tag you a loser, so you decided to invest more on this business with a brand new business plan and finally . . . . . . . . . . .Boomshakata you land her on your bed and after one minute you are done. You've gotten what you wanted right? Then you dump the girl as usual. In anger she say e no go better for you. And finally she walks away with a broken heart. YOU ARE A HAPPY MAN RIGHT? Then You start looking for another business. My brother!!!! is that the way forward? Is high time you invest in another kind of business because no matter how you try to balance your account, your financial condition will not be encouraging at all when it comes to this type of business with women. Why not invest in another kind of business that will give you a positive outcome. Besides, those girls believed that they are in a serious relationship with you because of your sweet mouth but it didn't occur to them that you are in a hunting mission. You spend your money, your time, your energy on different kinds of women. Ah!!! Ah!!! Brother!!!!!!!! ! Are you loosing or gaining? It's only a man without a thinking faculty that will say he is gaining. To all the guys reading this, that girl you are eyeing in your neighbourhood, if you know you won't marry her... PLEASE!!!!! don't waste your time, your money and more especially HER TIME, yes, HER TIME don't waste it. What's the need of going from jss1 to ss3 when you know you won't write WAEC? It doesn't make sense. EVERY GUY KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS FROM A GIRL STARTING FROM DAY ONE. Stick to one girl and establish a nice relationship that leads to marriage. Although not all relationships will work out but just try your best. if its not working out, two of you will know. DONT BE A PLAYER! Be a gentleman and stop this irresponsible and spiteful behaviour. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
I'm in my house, come n beat me

Tonalphs:
Sir, soldiers are recruits, like people with waec or neco or HND. Officers are graduates, both NDA, dssc n SSC. Navy waec etc holders are called ratings, naf are airmen or airwomen. But graduates are all officers.

so me na dat is an undergraduate can't say i want to be a soldier since i will be going 2ru dssc?

am no longer understanding this, all i see is formula
pls science students what does this mean

skedy1:
Soldiers are army recruits

so na only army be soldier Is Army, Navy, n Airforce not military? Bros may sense fall on you

skedy1:
That's not a soldier. That's a navy officer! A lieutenant...an equivalent rank of a captain in the army

if she is not a soldier, which people com be soldier na

frank043:
Navy captain for the Navy, Colonel for the army and Group Captain for the airforce.

Others below this rank have their respective authorities oo. Don't see a Commander, Lt Col and Lt Cmdr. (NN, NA & NAF respectively) tomorrow and tell him he's not a senior officer ooooo

hmmm, alright i will take it lyk u said pending when i will join d military and knw more

frank043:
Chief! Na wa oo. Officer is officer, senior officer is senior officer. Being an officer does not have any bearing with non-commissioned officers. Commissioned officers' cadre and non-commissioned officers' cadre are totally different in the entirety.

To a civilian and an NCO, she's NOT a senior officer. You are confusing authority with 'senior officer' status.

Bros, if Lieutenant no be senior officer, den wia senior offices start frm

frank043:
Oga, I don't need to check any insignia to know that a Lieutenant in the navy is NOT a senior officer. It's like saying a Captain in the army is a senior officer. Now, where does the senior officers' rank start?

To the non-commisioned officers is she not a senior officer

frank043:
She's no where close to a senior officer.

check d navy ranking and insignia, den u will know if she is a senior officer or not

frank043:
It's not as literal as you are classifying it man. Yea, we lay men call all of them soldiers, but they ain't. My army officer friend corrected me when I referred to him as a soldier. He went further to calmly explain. Since then, I understood better and addressed them accordingly.

Those officers can take offence ooo. Me no want wahala abeg.

can u pls tell me hw 2 address dem accordingly, make i no go dy call dem soldiers, den dem con correct me with 100 push ups

frank043:
Sub Lieutenant.

i think it's Lieutenant

frank043:
You are right, many don't know the difference.

sum1 in d army, and sum1 in d navy, are they both not soldiers

She is a naval officer, NOT a soldier


are naval officers not soldiers

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