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Sunshine34:
Satanic children terrorising people's bank account.
They lack respect,
They are rude,
They have ego,
They are useless,
All of them should be HANG,
They are not useful to the society.

Sad soul

Need a website ?? HmU

HMU for locked edd cards

Hi,
I signed a petition to Administration which says:
"FOR THE SCRAPPING OF POSTUTME IN THE UNIVERSITY OF BENIN NIGERIA"
Will you sign this petition? Click here:
http://citizengo.org/en-au/101314-scrapping-postutme-university-benin-nigeria?tc=wp
Thanks!​

uniben surprised me o i don't know where to complain jamb=245 agg=50 Mech Engine Das nt my result

deepwater:
Hello kellycyber, thanks for the mention. very thoughtful of u.
Could you please advise how to get this stuff uploaded.

Visit any JAMB registration center with the waec of the boy/girl.tell them you want to upload waec result .
The result will be scanned,and the A/R(Awaiting result ) will also be changed.
I did mine with 200 naira.here in lagos.

deepwater:
UZORDREW and IAMLUKAS thanks guys...



Over to you guys, more directions needed, please

hello guys,
I need your inputs on this, please.
Came back today and my neighbor was asking for some details about her kid.
Honestly the last time i came in contact with JAMB, that kid was still in heaven, so i am no longer familiar with JAMB but this people would never believe you!

The child put in for UNIBEN and scored 243 in JAMB
First Choice - UNIBEN, MASS COM

At the time of writing jamb, the WAEC result wasn't available, something like (awaiting result stuff)that, and same was only released few weeks back.

The released WAEC result was made, like all papers cleared

Now they want to know how the next step.

Could this WAEC result be uploaded or updated into JAMB site ?

Should the kid wait until a provisional admission is given and documentation process at faculty level be done to verify all papers as was done in time before.

What is the chances of getting Mass Comm with 243, is 243 good or bad for 2017?

The kid is from EDO State as well
Please advise.

uploaded mine .

Ksslib:
Veeeeeeeery high, Chukwudi. Very high. As an engineering student myself, I can assure you there's a 90% chance of you getting in.

what about 245 mechanical engineering.

codlord:
It is not compulsory even the further maths too is not also compulsory

Really?
For Engineering?
I thought it was.

Edopesin:
is it compulsory ? the further maths don cover am na

I don't even know. But I did both f-maths and tech.drawing

codlord:
You are point, Hope to see you in Mechanical by next session.

Amen bro

poshemmanuel:
Engineering is not really by high score

Ok By what?

CaptEColeJnr:
don't mind what dah one is saying.... 245 is great for Mechanical engineering.. I had a friend who got admitted with 234 last year

Because I don dey loose hope sha.
Admission is in the hands of God.
A friend 306 last year
Medicine
Not admitted.

Mariopgomery:
Your chances are also slim, last year uniben used jamb scores only for admission process

Okay
But a friend of mine got 249 last year.
He was admitted mech.eng UNIBEN

Mariopgomery:
Hmm very slim bro won't lie to you. If they do post jamb this year then u have a chance

Slim?

Edopesin:
pls what are my chances of getting admitted for civil eng my o level results are
Eng C4
Math B2
Bio B3
Civic C4
Geo C6
Econ C6
Chem A1
Phy B3
F. Maths A1
My Jamb Score Is 272 And Am From Edo States

Na you o!
Good....but technical drawing nko?

HLion:
Good day..please i would like to know last year's cut off mark for mechanical engineering...i already applied for University of Ibadan as first choice but i heard their cut off mark is really high...so i'm planning to buy change of course and change to uniben...what do you y'all thnk

215 bro
Same with this year
God help us.

Nice one!

Here are 10 ways to access this love
and create an amazing relationship,
how to love a woman:

1. Start by loving yourself

If you are unable to love yourself, you are
unable to love someone else.
This is something that men, particularly, have
trouble with. You might respect yourself, think
you are absolutely amazing, but loving
yourself, that’s a bit sissy.
No it’s not, it’s the basis of life and the basis of
a balanced personality. If you have a troubled
relationship you should look, first of all, to
yourself, this is often where the trouble lies.

2. Tell her you love her

This is lesson two of how to love a
woman. Tell her you love her!
This means saying the words so she
completely understands and is in no doubt
about it. You love her. She needs you to say
this all the time and she needs you to
volunteer it, not say it in reply to her
questioning.
The worst thing you can say is, “You know I
do.” She doesn’t, that’s why she’s asking…
Duh…

3. Just love her for herself

Your love is not conditional, it is not
based on any special qualities. You love
her.
Women have qualities we love in them,
perhaps they’re smart, or sexy, or
inspirational, or funny, or even rich. This is not
why you love her, you love her just because of
her, nothing else.
Even though you celebrate everything that
she is, even though you worship her for what
she does in the world, she needs to know that
you simply love her, no matter what. This is so
crucial.

4. Live in your power

Whilst a man in love is an emotional
being he must not stop being the man
he is.
Your love should come from the power inside
yourself, from your very soul. The love must be
part of your power as a man and it must be
part of how you live.
You must remain just who you are, you must
be the man she met and fell in love with.
She finds excitement in your masculine
strength, particularly when it laced with love.
Don’t ever let her down.

5. Don’t live in the past

Never dwell on the past and use it to
judge your woman.
Life does not always treat us well and we
certainly don’t always treat life well. Things go
wrong and we mess up. Strife in our loving
relationship is something to let go of once it’s
over, it’s something to let slip into the past.
We must learn the lessons and move on
ensuring that we don’t go there again. Move
on and live, always, in the present.

6. Get to know her

How often do you say, “My wife doesn’t
understand me.” What you really mean
is, “I don’t understand my wife.”
Love can only grow and deepen through
understanding. You can never get to the point
where you think you know everything about
her, no woman is that simple. She is a
complex person that even she doesn’t
understand.
You need to love her and get to know her with
patience and determination.

7. Count your blessings

Count the blessings you have together,
the things you have achieved together,
all that you are as a couple.

This should be a regular part of your life
together. While I said, above, don’t live in the
past, it’s ok to recount the great things in the
past. This must be tempered with looking at
the amazing things you are going to do in the
future.

As a rule of thumb it is advisable to expect a
future way beyond one that you can imagine.
Expectations can lead to frustration if they
limit you, expecting them to go way beyond is
a good step into the future.

8. Give love, always

Love is about giving rather than
receiving.
Love is a creative force that grows out of the
desire to give more than you receive.
It is crucial that you are able to receive the
love that is offerred to you otherwise it quickly
dies, but you have to focus on the
contribution you make to her.
“Give and you shall receive”, but give without
expecting anything in return.

9. Pay attention to her

Women need attention all the time.
It is absolutely vital that you understand this.
Many of the annoying habits that women have
are merely attempts to get your attention.

Take heed of them and pay attention.
Men are focused and directed and can easily
lose themselves in what they are doing. This is
one of the qualities that many women love in
their men, but not to the exclusion of them.
You need to find a balance that shows how
important your woman is to you without losing
your passion for your mission.

10. Start afresh each day
Start again as if it was the first day of
the relationship.


Welcome her into your world and look forward
to your day together. Give her your love and
tell her you love her. Do it again in a different
way and repeat. I’m sure I don’t have to tell
you where to go from here.

This refreshing of your love will keep it alive
and bring you closer to each other. Through
this your love will deepen and become an
essential part of everyday you spend together.


♦◊♦


So what is love… really?
It’s an overwhelming emotion you have about
another person, an emotion that you can’t
truly explain but you can’t get rid of.

It makes you want to be with that person,
hold them, touch them, have sex with them.
It shows itself as an exchange of energy, a
polarity, that excites your soul.

Love makes you feel great and totally
transforms life. Love is worship of the other
person, the woman who is divine for you.

Love is the power house behind our lives,
it is the reason we live.
Do you love yourself?
Do you live in your power?
Do you start afresh with your woman –
every day?

source: http://osazs..nl/2017/06/how-to-love-woman-10-ways-for-men-to.html

jay2pee:
So true... I do almost all these and that's y she can't stop loving me

Then you on point bro.

LISTEN TO HER
A girlfriend is happy when her boyfriend takes
the time to listen to what she has to say. She
wants a patient ear to share her day at work,
her interests, and her successes and
disappointments. Listening to your girlfriend is
an opportunity to get to know her better as a
person.

MAKING HER FEEL SHE IS THE BEST
Most boyfriends don't have such characters of
making a girl feel she is the number 1.trust
her and respect her feelings.you can
introduce her to your friends.

BE ROMANTIC
Being romantic doesn't mean taking
advantage of her,it doesn't mean s*x.love
shouldn't be sex,it not a prove of love.but
being romantic includes

1. Telling romantic stories
2. kissing discently
3. Going on a date

NOTICE HER
Whether she has lost anything or is wearing a
new dress, a girl likes her boyfriend to notice
the change and appreciate it. Say something
like, “That’s a new dress I’m seeing, right? The
color complements your skin.” The more
specific you are, the more points you earn.

SHOW A SENSE OF HUMOR
Girls like guys who are able to laugh at
themselves and at the world in general. Cheer
her up with a humorous incident you’ve been
involved in recently. Make light of your
worries, see the positive side of things and
smile often - and you’re bound to impress your
girl.

author: Mariam .O. Ope

Source: http://osazs..nl/2017/06/the-top-5-things-girlfriends-love-their.html

Daeylar:
only 2 and let me include 5 can make me smile, the rest are boring, 9 is just ridiculous and 10 will just make me laugh,

I see!
If you really like the guy ,all will make you smile.
Ladies are good at smiling at every little things said by their love
#smiles

jumpampass:
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all those messages doesn't work on Nigerian babes anymore. what works perfectly is money.
please when is EPL kicking off?

August

whitebeard:
why da Bleep u lying,

Cho!!! Why

NairalandCS:
Just whisper 'I have Taty billion in my akant' into her ears.

Better than all these thrash you listed.

Yes that when you have it.
As for now you don't bro

thesicilian:
You're wasting your time. The most romantic words to say to a Nigerian girl is send me your account number.

Lol
I bet it not all girls

whitebeard:
Nice punch lines. Op how many gf do u have, not have u dated, but how many do u have..!?

just 1

No matter what age, girls love to
feel special. Your words can make
her smile, blush and feel like the
most important girl on the planet.
Just watch that twinkle in her eyes
and the happiness on her face
when you say emotional sweet
things to her.
We have found some romantic
phrases to tell her but we decided
to highlight just 10. Pick your
favourite and combine or
personalize them for that special
girlfriend.

1) This phrase would be perfect in
the morning, just sent as a text
message, “I sent an angel to look
over you at night. The angel came
back just a minute later and I asked
it why. It told me, “Angels don’t
watch other angels.”

2) “If you held up 7 roses into a
mirror, you’d be looking at 8 of the
most beautiful things in the world.”

3) This line is great for every
moment: “I was gonna tell you
something, but I forgot what it was
when I started looking at you.”

4) An absolutely amazing line for a
text message, “Had an x-ray today,
guess what they found? You.
Safely tucked away in my heart.
They said my heart is fine with a girl
like you in it.” And add often, “You
are the only one for me.”

5) This phrase will make her feel
special, we guarantee it. “Before I
met you I never knew what it was
like to smile for no reason.”

6) “No one can take you from me,
because no matter what, you will be
always in my heart.”

7) Holding her hands, look into her
eyes and say: “I hope this moment
will last forever. Holding you just
feels so right.”

The sweetest words ever: “Do
you know why God created spaces
between our fingers? It is for
someone else’s fingers to fit into
them.”

9) She’ll definitely blush at this: “I
know why thousands of girls cry at
night. Because they wish they could
be as stunning as you are.”

10) “You are my personal bomb. If
I don’t see you for several hours,
my heart is about to explode.”

source: http://osazs..co.ke/2017/06/top-10-most-romantic-words-to-say-to-her.html?m=1

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Approach the pretty girl with confidence, but
don't be cheesy or aggressive. The best way to
start a conversation with someone is by asking
her a genuine question. One-liners are
typically a bad idea. If you're in the grocery
store, ask if she knows where the arugula is.

Your first impression is both the hardest and
the most important move.
Relax and keep the conversation light and fun.
Humor is always a good thing; just don't make
any off-color comments.

Smile at her and use body language to let her
know you're interested, without being creepy
or overbearing. Lightly touch her wrist or
shoulder if there's an appropriate opening.

Make the most of your short conversation.
Invite her for coffee or an event if you think
she's interested in you. This is the second
most difficult task because it can be awkward.
If you want to see this girl again, don't just flirt
and run.

Make an offer to see her again, but give her an
out. Ask if she'd like to have coffee sometime,
while writing down your number. This way, if
she's not interested, she'll likely just nod and
tell you she'll give you a call. If she is
interested, she'll probably tell you right there,
or she'll call you later--either way she'll have
your number.

Have fun and remember that everyone likes to
feel like they're desirable. Even if you think a
girl is out of your league, a little flirting never
hurt. Worst case scenario, you'll get more
practice for the next pretty girl.


source: http://osazs..co.ke/2017/06/how-to-flirt-with-any-pretty-girl.html?m=1

1. Make them their favorite food and surprise
them with it when they come home.

2. Clean for them, especially things you know
that they hate doing, like vacuuming or
changing the sheets.

3. When it’s raining outside, bring them their
favorite hot drink and cuddle with them under
a blanket while you listen to the storm outside.

4. Let them pick the movie you watch tonight,
and do your best to enjoy it, even if it isn’t
something you would have picked.

5. Offer to take them to an appointment or
pick them up somewhere late at night when
you know that it’s inconvenient to ask for
help.

6. When they are feeling very upset, hold
them against your chest and let them talk to
you about whatever they need to talk about,
for as long as they need to talk. Stroke their
hair until they calm down a little bit and feel
that someone is listening to them.

7. Tell them something that you love about
them, no matter how minor or seemingly
insignificant it is.

8. Introduce them to people in your life and
show how proud you are to have someone like
this to present to friends and family. Make
sure they know that they are a welcome guest
and someone everyone is excited to meet,
because you know how scary it can be to
come into someone else’s world.

9. Make room for them in your bed, and let
them take the side that they sleep best on,
even if you like that side, too.

10. Let them try a big bite of your dessert off
your spoon, even if you secretly just want to
eat the whole thing by yourself.

11. Let them have the last slice of pizza (I
know, I know).

12. Hold them and kiss them all over their face
very softly as you’re both waking up — their
nose, their forehead, their cheeks. Make them
feel that they are loved, even first thing in the
morning.

13. Listen to their embarrassing stories from
childhood and adolescence, and don’t laugh,
because you know how much it hurt to be
young and alone.

14. Kiss the parts of them that they are self-
conscious about, letting them know that these
parts are beautiful — not because you pity
them, but because they are part of a greater
whole which wouldn’t be the same without
them.

15. Tell them a secret that you’ve never told
anyone before and really trust that they’re
going to keep it.

16. Watch them get ready and tell them what
you like most about the way they look and
how they’re putting themselves together.

17. Notice when they do something to change
their appearance and give your honest opinion
about it.

18. Accompany them on an errand they like,
such as shopping or going to a market, even
though it might not be your favorite thing.

19. Teach them how to do something that you
love. And be patient, because the fact that
they are trying and listening is already
wonderful enough.

20. Remind them that they are worthy and
deserving, and that you are lucky to have
them.

21. Find something nice and likable in their
friends and family, even if you sometimes feel
like you don’t have much in common with
them. Understand that sometimes we don’t
always choose who we grow up with, but that
doesn’t mean there’s nothing worth caring
about in them.

22. Go to a museum with them and really ask
their opinion and emotions towards various
works, really listening to what they have to
say.

23. Kiss them when they are not expecting it,
and try to say everything with this kiss that
you may feel too nervous or cheesy to say out
loud. Trust that they understand you, even if
you don’t always have the right words for it.
Remember that this, above all else, is why you
love them so much.

source: http://osazs..co.ke/2017/06/23-romantic-ways-to-show-love.html?m=1

chenzen:
The Y chromosome seed that erupts from the volcano like a molten magma after Orgasm... hehe

Ah ah ah
I guess she is holy mary.
Until marriage bro

chenzen:
she refused to swallow my seed!

What seed