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Religion / Re: Bullets Turned To Powder After I Declared I Am A Chosen!! by kelmicheal: 7:25pm On Sep 15
Nothing is impossible, If it’s possible with odeshi then nothing is impossible with God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Brentford (2 - 1) On 14th September 2024 by kelmicheal: 3:49pm On Sep 14
Ogas make una post link to watch splash games

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Brentford (2 - 1) On 14th September 2024 by kelmicheal: 3:33pm On Sep 14
Make una post link to watch the game
Science/Technology / Re: We Just Killed This Snake In My Neighborhood by kelmicheal: 12:22pm On Aug 28
Momba snakes are uncommon in Nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by kelmicheal: 1:11pm On Aug 24
Make una gives us links to watch the game
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The One Elected By The People - Peter Obi by kelmicheal: 11:08am On Aug 03
The spirit of sportsmanship I love this man
Politics / Re: Edo Market Women Protest Against Alleged Imposition Of Iyaloja Of Lagos by kelmicheal: 9:59am On Jul 26
EreluRoz:
There's nothing wrong in having an iyaloja in Edo state. It'll only make them unite to achieve a common goal.

Iyaloja in another person’s state? Rather an indigenous person should be the market leader

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Politics / Re: Kingibe: FCT Not Rivers, You Can’t Decide Who Is Elected – Adeyanju Tells Wike by kelmicheal: 8:55am On Jul 03
ddippset:
If we could list all the misyarns of Wike, we could make a full book.

Examples;;

1. APC is cancer party, I can never join cancer party.
2. Tinubu said he will continue from where Buhari stopped, how can anybody promote failure, I can never be associated with such.
3. Tell any INEC official coming to rig to write their will.
4. We thank God for the Supreme Court victory. It
would not have been possible without Odili.
He would call me in the midnight and tell me,,, go and see this person, go and see that person. Look where we are today.
5. If I see Amaechi, I will kick him and turn him upside down.
6. I bought form for everyone of them,, did they buy form?
7. I don't have time, I was watching them and went to drink my 40 Year old whiskey.
8. I can never be a minister, I can never be second fiddle in my own court.
9. I can never be Vice President to anybody.
10. I will never leave PDP. Even if I don't get the ticket, I will support whoever is the party's choice.
11. How can Dave Umahi and Ayade leave and work against the party that made them? Some people have no integrity.
12. He abused a traditional ruler, see his cap like Usman Dan Fodio.
13. He even said thunder fire somebody while inside a Church event.

So many, So many..


Today he said go and hug transformer, he will remove a senator.

This guy your brain is sharp

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Food / Re: Choose Your Preferred Cut. (picture) by kelmicheal: 9:54pm On Jun 30
undecided kiss cry grin undecided op take time o I thought you referring to hair cut styles
Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by kelmicheal: 6:51pm On Apr 25
Elzazzi:


Women love sex than men. They enjoy it more than us. They just pretend about it. They love fvck than any other thing

Exactly

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Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by kelmicheal: 7:59am On Apr 25
Women and preeks are like 5 and 6 no wonder some of them have bole holes because their pussy are over stretched, strain and collapsed
Politics / Re: "If I do not see the Yahaya Bello case to the end, I will resign" - Olukoyede by kelmicheal: 9:17pm On Apr 23
Last last na presidency go settle the matter finally
Education / Re: Share Your Experience With Bullying In School by kelmicheal: 9:06pm On Apr 23
I was bullied with my classmates by a male class teacher in primary School as soon as the headmaster is not around the teacher will have a free show unchallenged without any provocations from innocent students he will give unnecessary punishments to all the students in the class however nemesis caught up with him the headmaster caught him and that's was how the class teacher was sacked
Celebrities / Re: Video Of Late Junior Pope In A Boat Few Hours Before He Died by kelmicheal: 1:08pm On Apr 11
You are in a boat and beginning to develop taught of death already no need to enter the boat in the first place.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Kwara Pastor Adeniyi James For Defrauding Church Member N3.9m by kelmicheal: 11:41am On Apr 07
Travel gone wrong the pastor has landed himself into trouble indirectly he may not actually be the one that defrauded his Church member but fake connections

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Celebrities / Re: Court Reserves Bobrisky’s Judgment Till April 9 by kelmicheal: 4:38pm On Apr 05
DrChukki:
In this life, pray not to get into any issue with the government... No matter who you are, government will humble you.

I'm not a fan of Bobrisky and I can never be, but I pray this his trying time will end soon.

But they can't humble themselves
Crime / Re: Edo Community Seeks Security Agencies’ Help In Search For Missing DELSU Student by kelmicheal: 10:32am On Apr 05
So risky to go to the farm alone it's possible in the olden days where they is no fear or security challenges not now Nigeria has spoiled
Education / Re: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by kelmicheal: 2:06pm On Apr 02
Both are wrong

Offhand--(no hand)
Offhead--(no head)
Travel / Re: Lagos - Calabar Coastal Highway Includes Railway Tracks In The Middle by kelmicheal: 3:28pm On Mar 29
The distance no be here o how many kilometers can dey do in 3 months
Politics / Re: Ounje Eko: Large Crowd As Lagos Discounted Food Markets Begin Sales (Photos) by kelmicheal: 7:20pm On Mar 17
An online portal should have been available for something like this that involves crowds of people
Politics / Re: Tochi, Wigwe's Daughter Slammed For Not Standing To Greet VP Shettima by kelmicheal: 8:32pm On Mar 09
Nigerians with "Respect" mentalities
Travel / Re: Car Falls Off A Bridge In Abuja (Photos) by kelmicheal: 9:12pm On Mar 08
Abuja roads go good for formula 1 tournament Abuja drivers no dey use eye dey see good roads so many reckless driving

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Politics / Re: Mohammed Lukman: Tinubu Ruling Like A Military Dictator by kelmicheal: 10:23am On Mar 04
Main reasons while Nigeria will not work out well are tribalism ( na my brother dey there whether they perform well or not it doesn't matter) in any thing your country must come first before any other things if you love your country join hands to build it to be better
Politics / Re: "Cure your visible ignorance": INEC tells Nigerians abusing Yakubu by kelmicheal: 12:06pm On Mar 01
Everyone knows 2023 general elections were not credible however we have since move On no dwelling on the past
Food / Re: Antelope & Grasscutter Caught By Hunter (Photo) by kelmicheal: 11:00am On Mar 01
An antelope are not that robust and fat like this make una dey chop anyhow bush meat
Romance / Re: How Long After You Meet A New Partner Do You Initiate Sex? by kelmicheal: 12:06pm On Feb 26
First date in my house or nowhere else
Travel / Re: Finland Japa by kelmicheal: 11:36am On Feb 25
Bokeeto:
I have a travel agency that said they can do Finland job visa sponsorship for me with 5-6m.

They'll get me an admin job with sponsorship letter to apply for work visa.

How can I know if they can do it or not....?

Bosses, please help me, I know agents are not to be trusted.

I'm interested also Please send me the agency number here is my Whatsapp 08027548035
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Inaugurates Members Of Palliative Advisory Committee by kelmicheal: 11:29am On Feb 25
How to assess the palliatives is not there
Family / Re: My 13 Years Old Has Become Terrible! I Want To Send Her Back To Nigeria by kelmicheal: 2:19pm On Feb 24
Sending her to Nigeria can even be more worse than good because the next thing you Gona hear boys don give am belle.
Nigeria is a training ground for such stubborness

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Celebrities / Re: Man Left Heartbroken After Omah Lay Grind His Girlfriend On Stage by kelmicheal: 6:30pm On Feb 22
They are very loose gender no guy should claim they have a girlfriend you put your hope on women you are on your own o
Travel / Re: Portugal Job Seekers Visa by kelmicheal: 3:01pm On Feb 22
When will appointment date be open Lagos na

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