Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:09am On Nov 24, 2014 |
kulkatty: SMHLOL Popeye the sailor ba?? Affirmative! You do know what happens when he takes his spinach bah? |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:08am On Nov 24, 2014 |
Bobbyzain: arent you supposed to be happy that your woman cassified you as Aliko Dangote  |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:07am On Nov 24, 2014 |
Navvy: that is not a problem but u will first have to give her to me to serve as my aunty sales girl for one year Then no deal! |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:06am On Nov 24, 2014 |
benromeo39: likewise. I guess things are no longer real on here.
It was fun before the tsunami. Abi! |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:44pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Good night y'all. Gotta crash. Cheerio! |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:42pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
benromeo39: lol, so many pages filled with lies, bitterness, hatred and envy.
Kelvindim, I'm good, you? I'm quite all right man, you've been in the dark since forever. |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:36pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Navvy: oya wat will I do to please you? Organise me and pweetyz introduction ceremony plus pay me and her acceptance/school fees since you na basholoye you be.  |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:34pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Kulkatty repent from your evil ways for the kingdom of God is at hand. or rather repent from your badmouth for clearance is at hand...if ah catch you na dead oh...you don ear of popeye bah? |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:31pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Navvy: how about if I pay for d laundry of ur matric gown No can do, I am a laundryman FYI |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:30pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Navvy: I prefer man to man fist.. Lol.. Guy I grab oh, nor just let my face decieve you. |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:28pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Navvy: pweetyz go b my matric date o.. Don't worry I knw hw to bribe kelvindim. Sorry bro, I am disinterested. |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:25pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
kulkatty: LOL ma mouth good o I pray!!! You need Jesus! |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:14pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
pweetyz: ehn ..na who dey do the introduction or na me go pay the groom price
well..goodnight y'all..my battery don die
make ona go sleep woh.. You know every la 
Goodnight to you too. |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:08pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Oga benromeo39, afa la? |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:06pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
kulkatty: This looks like terms and conditions applied. And you know wah most nigerians do to them!
Yup I see you for dream. You were chasing me with cutlass. Now it's pay back time #evil grin.
Ohh puhlease. Wah is agbero? Cus where I come from, we only know wah ajebutter means, You sha get bad mouth, carry go! I nor follow you drag am. For the record, nor be me you see oh..better go look for that person wey chase u with cutlass for dream, maybe na ifa chase u sef..I couldn't know better. |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:00pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
pweetyz: no la
its because you're a generous gentleman  Oh, am generous? Ayaf forgotten sef.
Babe howfar? Hope say you dey ready money down for awi introduction? Gather your salary wella oh  |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:58pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Neldrizzy: Loll e go soon clear for ur eyes... Quit the race bro... Naavy got all it takes to mak her easy and rossy  hmm, maybe at gun-point navvy would reconsider. |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:56pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
kulkatty: Google.com 
How far nau? Where the F have you been??  kulkatty: ZZZzzzzzz -___- Babe, you see me for your dream ni?! This one you dey attack me, you na agbero? |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:52pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
pweetyz: rent ke ..i'm certain kelvindim would be a perfect gentleman though..he'd just hire chairs for everyone
don't bring any chair again..ayaf vex..
 ...because my name is Aliko Dangote Kelvin abi? |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:50pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Neldrizzy: on matric day you go sit down near me .... After matric ceremony Navvy go carry you enter somewhere go show you some kind tins wey you go like see..... You know Kada plaza/cinema for Benin? I just dey look ur mumu story like lucozade! -___- |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:49pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
kulkatty: Oga carry your two left legs waka. We know the way to FP 
I heard the child later died or so  Seriously?  |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:29pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 1:01pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
FrancisTony: Instead of begging for 'Likes', why not go and solicit for vote?   |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 12:52pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Hit like if naijaboiy will win this.  |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 12:49pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
01emek: Buhahahahahaha some contestant mind they hit boua boua boua ....
don't worry guys, that was how i felt when i was contesting for SUG president in University of Liverpool, i beat my close rival Allen from the school of management with just five vote.
My girlfriend berbie was the most happiest person on earth that day. Could you believe she took me to show off to her friendS . Well we had to travel to Melwood on train just to visit the new entry on Daglish street liverpool. I also got the best sex of my life, it was a one night-stand. Berbie was indeed a great friend but i dump her silly ass when i found out she was seeing Allen ..
I know you are enjoying my story . Ok Let get back to work
Team Naijaboiy   |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 12:45pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 12:24pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
marieolae: God will bless those voting for naijaboiy! Thanks a lot  [color=grey] Amen!  [/color] |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 11:59am On Nov 22, 2014 |
[color=violet]I vote Naijaboiy cc: Ezepromoe[/color] |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 11:58am On Nov 22, 2014 |
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Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:59am On Nov 21, 2014 |
With the rate at which this thread pilotted within one day, I probably thought maybe there's news propagation about the online clearance. Whereas you lots were just nattering endlessly. I greet my Oga's and 'Ogaress's' them btw, na so we go dey loyal till we get hunchback?! #1000th page things!  |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition: Semifinals! by kelvindim(m): 1:54pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
I vote Naijaboiy. I vote Tosyne2much. I vote Emperorking20. I vote Kulboy. |
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 6:42am On Nov 19, 2014 |
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