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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:09am On Nov 24, 2014
kulkatty:


SMHLOL
Popeye the sailor ba??
Affirmative! You do know what happens when he takes his spinach bah?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:08am On Nov 24, 2014
Bobbyzain:
arent you supposed to be happy that your woman cassified you as Aliko Dangote
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:07am On Nov 24, 2014
Navvy:
that is not a problem but u will first have to give her to me to serve as my aunty sales girl for one year
Then no deal!
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:06am On Nov 24, 2014
benromeo39:
likewise. I guess things are no longer real on here.

It was fun before the tsunami.
Abi!
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:44pm On Nov 23, 2014
Good night y'all. Gotta crash. Cheerio!
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:42pm On Nov 23, 2014
benromeo39:
lol, so many pages filled with lies, bitterness, hatred and envy.

Kelvindim, I'm good, you?
I'm quite all right man, you've been in the dark since forever.
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:36pm On Nov 23, 2014
Navvy:
oya wat will I do to please you?
Organise me and pweetyz introduction ceremony plus pay me and her acceptance/school fees since you na basholoye you be. tongue
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:34pm On Nov 23, 2014
Kulkatty repent from your evil ways for the kingdom of God is at hand. tongue or rather repent from your badmouth for clearance is at hand...if ah catch you na dead oh...you don ear of popeye bah?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:31pm On Nov 23, 2014
Navvy:
how about if I pay for d laundry of ur matric gown
No can do, I am a laundryman FYI
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:30pm On Nov 23, 2014
Navvy:
I prefer man to man fist.. Lol..
Guy I grab oh, nor just let my face decieve you.
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:28pm On Nov 23, 2014
Navvy:
pweetyz go b my matric date o.. Don't worry I knw hw to bribe kelvindim.
Sorry bro, I am disinterested.
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:25pm On Nov 23, 2014
kulkatty:


LOL ma mouth good o
I pray!!! You need Jesus!
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:14pm On Nov 23, 2014
pweetyz:
ehn shocked..na who dey do the introduction
or na me go pay the groom price










well..goodnight y'all..my battery don die

make ona go sleep woh..
You know every la grin

Goodnight to you too.
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:08pm On Nov 23, 2014
Oga benromeo39, afa la?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:06pm On Nov 23, 2014
kulkatty:


This looks like terms and conditions applied. And you know wah most nigerians do to them!

Yup I see you for dream. You were chasing me with cutlass. Now it's pay back time #evil grin.

Ohh puhlease. Wah is agbero? Cus where I come from, we only know wah ajebutter means,
You sha get bad mouth, carry go! I nor follow you drag am. For the record, nor be me you see oh..better go look for that person wey chase u with cutlass for dream, maybe na ifa chase u sef..I couldn't know better.
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:00pm On Nov 23, 2014
pweetyz:
no la


its because you're a generous gentleman wink
Oh, am generous? Ayaf forgotten sef.

Babe howfar? Hope say you dey ready money down for awi introduction? Gather your salary wella oh wink
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:58pm On Nov 23, 2014
Neldrizzy:
Loll e go soon clear for ur eyes... Quit the race bro... Naavy got all it takes to mak her easy and rossy wink
hmm, maybe at gun-point navvy would reconsider.
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:56pm On Nov 23, 2014
kulkatty:


Google.com undecided

How far nau? Where the F have you been?? smiley
kulkatty:

ZZZzzzzzz -___-
Babe, you see me for your dream ni?! This one you dey attack me, you na agbero?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:52pm On Nov 23, 2014
pweetyz:
rent ke..i'm certain kelvindim would be a perfect gentleman though..he'd just hire chairs for everyone

don't bring any chair again..ayaf vex..sad










grin
...because my name is Aliko Dangote Kelvin abi?

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:50pm On Nov 23, 2014
Neldrizzy:
on matric day you go sit down near me .... After matric ceremony Navvy go carry you enter somewhere go show you some kind tins wey you go like see..... You know Kada plaza/cinema for Benin?
I just dey look ur mumu story like lucozade!
-___-
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:49pm On Nov 23, 2014
kulkatty:


Oga carry your two left legs waka.
We know the way to FP tongue

I heard the child later died or so cry
Seriously?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 10:29pm On Nov 23, 2014
I think you might wanna see this. Wickedness at its peak. I was in awe really, whether the child was gonna make it or not - but people are wicked!
https://www.nairaland.com/2009159/house-maid-beat-young-child
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 1:01pm On Nov 22, 2014
FrancisTony:


Instead of begging for 'Likes', why not go and solicit for vote? undecided
lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 12:52pm On Nov 22, 2014
Hit like if naijaboiy will win this. tongue
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 12:49pm On Nov 22, 2014
01emek:
Buhahahahahaha some contestant mind they hit boua boua boua cheesy grin....

don't worry guys, that was how i felt when i was contesting for SUG president in University of Liverpool, i beat my close rival Allen from the school of management with just five vote.

My girlfriend berbie was the most happiest person on earth that day. Could you believe she took me to show off to her friendS shocked . Well we had to travel to Melwood on train just to visit the new entry on Daglish street liverpool. I also got the best sex of my life, it was a one night-stand. Berbie was indeed a great friend but i dump her silly ass when i found out she was seeing Allen angry ..

I know you are enjoying my story grin . Ok Let get back to work

Team Naijaboiy tongue
cheesy
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 12:45pm On Nov 22, 2014
jboy73:
The other three contestants be like...." Choi! This can't be happening...
I tell you man. They're in the dark. cheesy
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 12:24pm On Nov 22, 2014
marieolae:
God will bless those voting for naijaboiy! Thanks a lot smiley smiley
Amen! smiley
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 11:59am On Nov 22, 2014
I vote Naijaboiy
cc: Ezepromoe

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by kelvindim(m): 11:58am On Nov 22, 2014
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 11:59am On Nov 21, 2014
With the rate at which this thread pilotted within one day, I probably thought maybe there's news propagation about the online clearance. Whereas you lots were just nattering endlessly. I greet my Oga's and 'Ogaress's' them btw, na so we go dey loyal till we get hunchback?! #1000th page things! cheesy
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition: Semifinals! by kelvindim(m): 1:54pm On Nov 19, 2014
I vote Naijaboiy.
I vote Tosyne2much.
I vote Emperorking20.
I vote Kulboy.

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 6:42am On Nov 19, 2014

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