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lilmaxfidel:
thank God you know...that guy still never mail me o...abi him don mail you...manifesto strategy o

Brotherly....
U no go blame the guy na. U know say this shii aint easy mehn...
But i go mail U on behalf of him... U know say we be 1 and together we can make it.
#Team OmoNAIJA... Dats the I.D

zicoraads:
I gentle ni! How much is he paying you? I would double it

Plus, I would dash you one sweet, sexy potato

U know say money no be problem na...
Money kant buy me over.
Its all about Loyalty

If u need em sweet Potato, just holla at me and i will give em to U in dozenz

englishmart:
Kelvingraphics. Wassup?
Kedu ife n'eme?
How the package dey sup na?

Nwanne everything di ofuma.
Trust me.
We are just following protocolz.
U know we are respectful lyk that.

Kedu ka imere?

zicoraads:
Some peeps actually felt it was all about romance section. I knew naijaboiy was going to get a run for his money if this thread made front page. I loved how he answered those who felt it was a stroll in the park for him tho. Cute guys have been unleashed!

The difference between this one and the ladies version is 7 up. See fine boiz! Heheheee...#team kiddablingz!

Where is mzmariah? U owe me and its time to collect

Cc:Merror

This man.
Hwfa?

paroh137:
Nah I'm not contesting abeg. What team do you speak of?

Team Naijaboy

paroh137:
I nominate Kelvin Graphics
Day 1 niccur https://www.nairaland.com/kelvingraphics

Lek kwa this man. Where U dey hide since nau

Baba. Me don get pot belle na and Kachisbarbie and all this girls be screaming they wanne see 8packs mehn.

Nwanne. All this girls ga egbu mmadu ooo.

Hwfa na.... No tell me say U want contest oooo.

Na Managerial things sure pass now oooo. Biko i dey recruit o. U know say U be Alobam right from day 1. So make we still the roll the go na.

Feel free to join my team bro.

I rep the ''Stinking Jews''

We live and watch them kill theirselves over battle of superemacy.

Still yet some Niggahz no go learn.

CULTISM NO DEY PAY!!

Caseless:
swansea dealt with those sissies as if it was no man's business. Hahahahaha...
Make we hook for jb bar.
Who u de support for d male edition? E b like say kidda de contest abi?

U know say back then when Swansea been win us, Olu been just dey run him mouth As the thing come down on him ystday, him no believe am. E just be am like Hollywood movie

Mehn, Kidda dey contest o, anoda of my real homie Naijaboiy the contest too and na that one i want support fully. Kidda still get my support sha kuz him be my niggah

Caseless:
Linda ikeji blog cant b better that nairaland. In good english, that what we call 'unpossibility'. Nairaland reflects the true heterogeneity of nigeria; it is d real e-version of nigeria. Wont u rather love it as it is all fun-driven? The potency of the love potion wey seun take hook us to dis forum na him de fear me pass.
Seun, will u bring ur pseudo-baby-face here and move this thread to d frontpage. I'm sure when somebody gave an opinion that LIB is better than nairaland, it made frontpage.
@tundeayo2020. Can i invite u to jbluv55 's bar so we can have a drink jst to tel u dis thread make sense? *sekems out of thread*

Owk sir.
Lets go to Jbar.
We also need to celebrate Swansea F.C

Jbluv55:
Okies. How about me wanting to will it out

Nope... Unless U wanna will it to urself

Jbluv55:
Here you go

https://www.millhousewineandspirits.com/images/labels/guinness-guinness-extra-stout.gif

Thanks boss

Beennkumar:
She's still waiting for you.

Oh. That's why you were crying.

Cry baby.

Waiting??
I should be the one waiting and not her. Please iam waiting 4 ur people to come and pay my groom price

Thats not why i was crying

Mr. Caseless

AfricanApple:
it was actually kelvin I wanted to quote, guess my fingers are just glued to your moniker tonight

kelvin, shey I fit shayo with una na no worry, I get anti-drunk for my pocket

Hmmmm
BennAfrican

Sure U kan, but i pray ur anti-drunk doesnt fail U
Request 4 anything u want 4rm Jbluv55.
#I have paid

BreezyRita:
He's competing too??

I guess so

Beennkumar:
*Looks at AfricanApple*

I think she's okay.

I have asked Jb to serve her.

Beennkumar:
Yes, we are.

Good!
U almost killed me in the other thread.

*Jbluv55, please give Benn another bottle of Chilled Coke and get me a bottle of Chilled Guiness Stout. Please give my lady AfricanApple a bottle of whatever she wants to take but make sure U serve it along with African Apple pease**

Beenn. Whatsup with that your sister i said i want to marry??

Beennkumar:
*Looks at Kelvingraphics*

*Looks at AfricanApple and starez back at Beenn*

Beenn what do U say??

good evening BreezyRita and AfricanApple,

Beennkumar:
I'm doing good, and you?

Iam doing great bro.
Whatsup with the stuff we discussed about initially nau?
Are we still on it??

Jbluv55:
Sell the bar noni

And i wanna buy it back for U

chibwike:
i will need u to design some graphics for me

Hehehehe
Chibwike my niggah.

The heat is ON.

Jbluv55:
Shey the Guinness stout na for Beennkumar abi?

Shey u get ambulance on standby ba?

MrsBreezy:
Hehe Kelvin bae what's good?

U aint treating me right øoo.

Well, everything is good excet that i missed U

Temitopez
Chaii. If only my gf is as beautiful as U are.

Oh my lawddd!!!

MrsBreezy

Kelvin0:
Name sake u wan contest??

Nope. Na my Bro want contest o. I hope say u go suppeq him ba??

Beennkumar:
Kelvingraphics

Yes boss!
Welcome
**sits down and calls upon Jbluv55 to serve us a bottle of Chilled coke and Guiness stout**
Mr. Beenn. How are U doing?

Jbluv55:
So I can be able to attend to another ministry .

U wanna do what??

Speakdatruth:
amen sire
2d point

Erm ermm ermmm.
Baba, permit me to mail U sir.

Beennkumar:
Now you're talking.

Let's go over there.

Correct
Lets go there