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zicoraads:
Ashewo ten ten kobo

How is this done? Must I be tagged to hear a VN?

Lertee is my Man Utd sister, xo which levelz nau??

Nope, u musnt really be tagged b4 u get to listen to the V.N.
Abeg drop ur own xo dat make NL galz begin drol around U

Hi Alhaja Lertee

Krystalxxx:
Sent you mail

Will check it l8r. Kant access my mail as at right now.

Howdy?

Xsenga:
I DON'T, TELL ME PLS.

Let me type them out... E fit reach 50pages o

Xsenga:
WHAT DID I DO?

Plenty thingz o.
Tell me U dnt know them?

ggrin:
thanks btw \/

Oriye owambe 100%

ggrin:

Oya chop kiss but make Cdamsel and XSENGA no catch us oo

Xsenga dia ris Goduooo

This thing that U are doing to me eeehn

Ggrin ur weyreyness na right 4rm origin
But i love the Originality in ur voice, no faking at all in it, its just original. Me likey. With this ur voice U go doppe as a Radio Presenter oo. WazoBia FM dey look 4 person with dis kinda voice and flow.

U are just Superb

I VOTE:

* JENNIMMA
* ROZZAY
* VIVLY
* ROKIATU
* TEMIGRACIE
* MAUREENSYLVIA
* AFRICANAPPLE
* ANNYPIE
* FIDIRA
* OMOLOLA1
* ANGELAMINA
* MARTHAK

I am generous like that

dechandel:
Isigbuola onwegi na asi.. Choi. Heaven have mercy.. I think i know what to do.. Get a recording voice note during calls.. And the rest will be..

Lolz.... I go enter ghost mode and U no go see me

ochon:
If say Puff Daddy dey struggle for my signature, ogbeni, by now I don buy NL, come dash am out to one of the ladies.

Mehn, my side dey harsh mehn. They rob two ladies of their iPhone 4s yesterday night. Boys are not smiling at all.

. Na so you like women reach ni?

Mehn this story no sweet o. Guys don dey arrange for things wey dem go flex for December but na God go punish them. Na so them being obtain me one certain time like that, around December time for 2011. Omoh, na that day i know say i dey Lagos. The story being no funny at all

Krystalxxx:
Am fine o. Kelvin u are laughing at ur step grann? Haa neighbours help me.. ...

And I want more grandchildren asap!

Drop your own voicenote nowww

I wasnt laughing at my step grann ooo.. Just that your post cracked me up so i just had to do the needful.

I will discuss that with my wife, maybe she would accept for us to make more babies. U know i can do anything to please my step-Granny.

VoiceNote kwa, ejoor o. I no get better voice biko.

Elantracey:




am waiting o

Pls be singing *I dont wanna wait in vain 4 ur voice*

Krystalxxx:
Hmmm...Kelvin......Kelvin.......Kelvin ooooo....

How many times did I call your name?

Hmmm....#shaking my head like an elder#


DO YOU WANT TO MARRY FROM NAIRALAND? All this addiction to nairalands romance section na wa o! Shey u know I want a malo wife, not all dese nairaland "babes" . If you fall and bring one to the house to marry,me ,mama krystal,no go gree.

That yis my last bullet siiiikena!!

Yes ma! Yes ma!! Yes ma ooo!!!

U kalled me 3 beautiful times.
Mama, pls stop shaking ur head b4 it falls off, u know say U don old o


But Mama, i am already married with 2 abi na 3 adorable kids na, all this ones na just side chicks **looks 4 helmet b4 them girlz burst my brain** or do u want me to go Polygamous??

My matrimonial bird is just for 2 and not 4 3

Pls trigger on another bullet, the other one no help

Good morning ooo. HOW u dey?

ochon:
I dey hail o.

How far?

I dey bro.

I hear say Surge Knight and Puff Daddy dey struggle 4 ur signature.
Mehn U don Shakur be that ooooo...

How thingz dey treat U 4 dat side?

dechandel:
Your head dey dere..


Kelvingraphics.. Hell fire awaits you o.. Stop lying.. Biko drop the voice note

Biko kwa, mu na oku mmuo enweghi mmeko o

Ema binu, I no want make anybody sue me 4 damages to his/her ear drums. Inugo?

teeo:
answer joor

Guy me no know o. Didnt see dat moniker since i kame back 4rm my Sabatical xo i pressumed the moniker is gone.
May the moniker R.I.P we are really missing it

iceberylin:
E scary die....


Was like "nigga,u dn turn 40"

Abi 60

Why U dey gimme hope na?

teeo:
where is mzmariah

Chaii!

See question na. As the minister of Nairaland ladies affair wey i be na

Teeo, dia ris God ooo

Oga Teeo and Chief Ochon, i see una oo

I loyally dey hail o

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]My mentor, the number of electric poles you don carry head hit today, e don reach ten

Happy to be back.[/color]

Who be ur mentor?? Shey na u dey follow me 4 back dey count the poles ni??

Oga i don turn pastor now o... Iam now a new creature brov. I would advise U forsake ur old ways and seek this new phase of life that iam enjoying.
Nwanne, nothing beats being free

Good to see U again, i been thing xay u don commit e-suicide o, u knw say na wetin dey reign now be that. we dey even look into creating an e-funeral committe here soon.

BTW, how are U feeling this contest so far?

iceberylin:
I have heard that voice

Baba no upload abeg

Abeg help me tell Dechandel as e be oo

dechandel:
Liar
Crash kor earthquake ni

Liar kwa?

Too bad say my free 10mb don finish, i for give all this Ear Treatment Hospital's some patients this morning

But dnt worry, i go get free MB by next year xo i go upload then

Na who mention my moniker for here ooo... Una want make my voice crash nairaland ni? Una want make people go deaf ni...
Joor o

CC:
Naijaboiy
Dechandel

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]I never knew Rokiatu was a Liberian[/color]

Ashawooo

Hwfa nau? Long time o. Where u enter since?

KiddaBlingzz:
chai!

My Oga hwfa nau?

missberrypop5:
lol, thanks.

Baby Oku