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cdamsel: I am no fine KelvinGraphics no won make me noodles
Is it fair?i am hungry here & nobody wants to attend to my needs

I just made U one dear. It's currently waiting 4 U right inside ur mail pot

cdamsel: now I want noodles,pls come make 4 me,i am terrible @ noodles

And iam worse at it

But, check ur mail, i just sent one there.

Caseless2: jbluv doesnt knw how chewy chelsea wil b wen they face man u.

No mind him

Him think xay na all dis their initial gra gra wey dem dey do now.

Jbluv55: Hahahaha . If I vex now, I go just pronounce draw for una against QPR .

Na tmrw Falcao go register him first Brace 4 EPL.

If we no win QPR make U know xay my babalawo na 4rm Taiwan.

olubukato: Na code she dey use o. Something dey inside that post..Na only me see am..
No call my softy amebo o.. U hear

Chief Chief... I hail U o

@softsparkyy. u no tell me xay U don turn programmer na.
Congratz o.

Caseless2: tel them!!

There are reading it and hearing me sir.

I have been wondering why a Man Utd fan would be jelousing Chelsea o.
Is it kuz they have won more Champions League tittles than us (ManU 3 - Chelsea 1) or is it that they have won more EPL tittle than us (ManU=20 - Chelsea 4 abi na 3) or is it kuz their coach is a talkative.
Pls do U have any other idea why a ManUtd fan would jelous them?

olubukato: Hian
Sey wetin?

Chief wetin happen?

Na 4 my mouth u want hear say Softspartyy has been Ameboing since 1802BC?

softsparkyy: You and irishKez now abi?
I will tell Shoefreak.

Amebo
If U try it i will tell Teeo abt ur own

Caseless2: *chops d knuckle lion style*

Correct guy.
They have 4gotten xo soon dat even tho we aint the current Champion we still remain the King of EPL.

A record that Chelsea cant ascertain even in the next 20years

IrishKez: Jealousy makes you pathetic

Lolz... Whom and what im i jelousing about Chelsea na??

Jbluv55: Kiddablingzz said the same thing and fingers remain crossed till then . Chelsea remains the only team without a loss or a draw so far though .

A draw or loss outta how many matches so far??

IrishKez: OMG!
Pls don't tell me none of my friends are a blue family member

I better support Kano Pillarz than support Chelsea.
Mtcheeew.
Dat club wey dia fans dey talk pass their mouth. They are all like dia Coach.
*i hope U r not like the rest abi?*
They win all the trophy in Europe with their mouth even b4 the season kicks off but 4 real they always end the season trophyless. Not even wìth a plastic cup

Jbluv55: Up Chelsea Utd

Watch out 4 my reformed Man Utd tmrw.

The day that Man Utd will play against Chelsea i will only feed in one player to take on ur whole team. and U know who that player is?? I mean U know that man who once scored against Chelsea lyk say Chelsea collect him papa land.
*whisperz to him* he is #FALCAO!!!#

See the way wey U dey shiver just at the mention of his name gan

CC:
Caseless2
Lertee
Kiddablingz

Jbluv55: Me don hang boots o .

Dats why U are the president, more like the coach na.

And this ur Nairaland Women Wrapper-ing Academy the produce good and quality playerz like Zicoraads, KingTOM, Obayaya and Kiddablingz. See as clubs the hustle to sign them

Dolcilicious: of course...
Ure really a flatterer

Lolz... Flatterer ke.

I dey talk am as i take see am. All i kan see on ur dp is a gorgeous African Lady.

Btw, how is xkul and life off nairaland?

Jbluv55: And now its Chelsea 4 v 2 Swansea

Swansea is good I must confess. This was supposed to remain 4 - 1 .

Mtcheeeeeeew..

Once Chelsea win match person no ge hear word again

cdamsel: Now u want indomie to hungry me this morning abi? lia lia,breakfast na moi moi with custard #O lala,chei count down to breakfast

Then U wanted moi moi and Custard to hungry me abi? Lai lai.
Oh la la, i overcame her temptation

Dolcilicious: The tsunami made me lose an interest in NL,But it definitely renewed now

Xo would i be seeing more of U dis time around??
U know i missed staring at those pretty face of urs bae.

lanicky: What didn't u do?

U accused her of being pregnant....*whispers* her hubby is angry cos he didn't notice intime......he's angry cos u were the first person to notice..U BEAT HIM TO IT..


Seriously...me no know waiten I go call two of u..

First...Kelvin! Na u cos everything....cos charijee! Isn't pregnant....I no know d kain amebo eyes u get

Bro Jeffreyjames....u too dey jealous..... U didn't take ur time to find out what realy happened before accusing my big sis charijee...now she don abandon herself for kitchen ...do d needful plsss.

LolZ..

Thats to say that Oluwa almighty has answered my prayer be that na.

*Whispers to her, i have been praying 4 this day to come so i can reclaim my Charijee* and oh la la, it is happening.

Oh my sweet Charijee pls file 4 a divorce o xo that i kan come back 4 U bae

charijee: is it not you that's spreading the rumour I'm pregnant......now JJ is accusing me falsely......you guys should just leave me alone!!!!!!!!!

Lolz... What did i do na
When i asked U accepted the claim even claiming that U r going to give him a Lil princess or have U 4gotten??
Maybe JJ is just løoking 4 a way to blame U over nothing dear.

KiddaBlingzz: BUSTED!

Kelvingraphics come and see boss woman-wrappering o

Busted ke??

Everybody knows it that JBluv55 is the President General of N.W.W.A

Caseless2: NO!!! I can't just stand the toutery typical of blue's fans. The blues hav a bandwagon of ragtag fans. Who joins such?
Man u till lesotho wins worldcup.

Thank U ma niggah.

Abeg come chop knuckle.

*It's Man Utd till Atlantic Ocean dries up*

IrishKez: You're welcome to the blues family sir

Which Blues? Mancity, Chelsea or Everton?

charijee: oh so KelvinGraphics is the bone of contention here

What did i do o

Good Morning Queen Charijee

Cheriepet: Jay hearing him out is going to hurt me more ... cos i know he will tell me he loves me which i know it's true.... tell me are u not tired of seeing me cry very nyt from missing him?;(

Iam o and it hurtz me too xo much... Why not gimme a try bae?

mstik: do truck pushers ever sleep

Good question

naijaboiy: hey

Stop woman wrappering and go to bed sir

SpcAgtOko: