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SpcAgtOko: Long story

Summarize it na??

But i wouldnt mind listening to d Long xtory sha

AfricanApple: everytime 'let's go and sleep'

Oya let's go and F .
U still want me to complete it??

FrankySnow: Lol. Amebo.

Good morning

Good mawning

Where is my kiss?

UjSizzle: Hian. I was an English speaking child, and my grandparents were Igbo speaking folks. Neither of us could understand the other
Unless ofcourse you consider 'bia' and 'kedu' fairytales



Ok. I remember one Christmas when we visited the village. I was sitting at the backyard with my grandma and she kept talking and talking and talking; me i was in siddon look mode.
Then my aunt came out and asked her what she was doing and she said, "I'm just talking to Uju". The woman laughed eh, "How can you be talking to someone who doesn't know what you're saying"

Anyway I learnt Igbo by force, but the woman was dead before I could have an actual conversation with her. God rest her soul

Amen!

SpcAgtOko: No

why?

FrankySnow: And what do we demand from men that we can't afford? Just the same way ladies demand is the same way guys demand so stop sounding like guys are our ALMIGHTY when in actual sense both men and women demand. If we are all to post our past here na then you go know say your past dey learn where another person own dey. You are acting like na only you don learn the hard way.

2sExy if this is how you reason then there is a big problem and I hope you know that? Na your type go dey give babe dey count am for her and before she go cough you don use am abuse her......just like a guy was having a misunderstanding with his girlfriend and he said 'I fed your family' .....chai

Well I no surprise sha, some guys mentality na die.

Oga 2sExy1 I don dey fear for your relationship although it's non of my business sha. your post on this thread carry horn.

*Observing*

BecaciaBarbie: Sick of these Teenagers!!!! pls where are the adults on NL naa I miss the old NL

Ayam here hun.. Oya lets go and sleep

naijaboiy: you never see the nairaland's finest?

Oga i no see any finest thing o...


I only saw one Fulani General like that

cdamsel: U still have to be clean,or don't u want me licking u all over

Weldone ooo

Biko make sure U lick him like Lollipop, Infact lick everything lickeable Inugo??

naijaboiy: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1704632_mallamice_jpeg865372044a8287e9ec28d66ff2420082


Neldrizzy,,kelvingraphics,,dayjhihannon01

Make una come see o

Oga i no see anything oo.

Rapsainot: Anyways, hope you're enjoying your night?

Sure i am bro.

What about U??

Rapsainot: TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF WOMAN WRAPPER ' kelvingraphics number one customer

Bros U dey pour sand for my garri o

Anyway thanks for the advert tho.
Vacancy dey for my Woman Wrapper ministry o. Iam seriously recruiting incase U need a job here

Xtarxhyne: nope


m all urs swit

I believe U hun.

Dygeasy: mehn! The guy nor try at all. I chop this babe life ehn sotey Kelvingraphics no see anything chop

U say what??

Xtarxhyne is that true?

farano: *hiohiohiohiohio* Create a thread like rozzy now

Abi na U go create for me

Dygeasy: Girls wey I don chop clean mouth. I don dismiss them already

Naijaboiy U hear him ba?

naijaboiy: *Pulls over in my wheel barrow*

Kelvingraphics wetin dey sup here?

Catechist what kept U this long??

Pls some ladies are waiting to see U sir. Pls meet them in Dygeasy office asap.

Thank u

Xtarxhyne: whispers... rozzay just dropped a bomb shell

Amebo

Xtarxhyne: commot Jo


bukato...after u don gbadun mi daada.....just tell me she's joking

Picture of Him gbaduing U or U are just on his list lyk Burnt Toast

farano: Like seriously when will I find him?
I'm jealous @ rossay

Lyk seriously?? U mean this... Xo i just dey waste my time lyk Sameer huh

Xtarxhyne:

buka wat
rozzay...faints

Abeg no faint block my view o. If U want faint, go faint 4 corner biko.

MizMyColi:
LoL Hun

I knew you before you knew me.

Biko tell me something wey i no know

MizMyColi:
You I know

The other, I don't

What abt me??

glitest: Congratulations luv... When is the wedding?

U better advice him to wake up 4rm his deep slumber

missyhorlah: I didn't get ur mention..what happened,Y did she e-prison Ɣou,u stole her thing ni ?

Goodnyt.

I dont steal ladies thing

xynerise: We do.

That was how I lost one of my ex after she broke up with me. I keep telling people she was joking even when she got married and had 2 kids

Hahahahahahahahaha


Laff My Fking Weyrey Arss Out

Leave am, e go be d guy lyk film when them go invite am 4 their 2nd child dedication

runzlord: hi

Why U dey laff?? U no see say all d guys 4 dis thread dey vex xay Olubukato don break their heart, while d guys dey vex way Rozzay did same.

No allow them katch U o

missyhorlah: kg,is this u or yh ghost?

My ghost maybe.

When i came out 4rm lanicky e-prison that i invited U to come and join me in my thanksgiving service, u gree come?

frankben: *flies my private jet over before landing here*

um.... E no concern me


*enters my plane and jets out*

Oga dey careful b4 U jam me dat ur kurukere long john bicycle wey u dey call jet.

FrankySnow:

See ur eye want fall 4 ground o

missyhorlah: Olubukato,M in expectation of your arrival o

Goodluck as U wait 4 Chief Otunba

Good. Xo ladies and gentlemen especiall d ladies If U know U have anything why this two lovely couples shouldnt be wedded together here pls contact and explain to our Catechist(Naijaboiy) OR our Deacons (Xynerise and Dygeasy) or U kan still meet our Deaconesses TemiGracia and Mistik.

Bekause if on the wedding day i see U stand up trying to say anything when the couples are about to take dia Marital vows, mehn na me go use my hand shot U 4 head

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